Audio Drama

Chapter one of a short story formulated whilst I was listening to three people talking trading on their backgrounds at a wine and cheese party chapter two to follow soon .

This is a short skit i wrote again from remembrance to rhetoric to recording without writing , its about a life experience on the leeds train station after listening to all the grumbling people who were crammed onto one train heading south to Sheffield after the entire station power had been turned off due to a ramshackled tramp had climbed up on the gantry and threatened to commit suicide ; it was a terrible journey which ended on another hit spot station where I listened to yet another suicide story after so many tales of such you feels if you're carrying the medusa curse.

This is a short skit about walking down my street and then meeting two chaps I know one who has bought a brumpton and has a long suffering wife and the other who's a total self centred alcoholic who normally gets everyone into trouble and on the drink.

H-gate is in abbreviation that we give to Harrogate or heaven's gate much the same place . This little skit that I put together again from memory of a conversation with a young girl of 19 after watching a pensioners pilgrimage taking place into the valley gardens from the crown hotel she put together a plan on how to exploit their senseless shuffle . I recorded it straight from raw rhetoric into the recorder which I find helps with mental agility to construct the skit in my cranium I'm trying to do as Mozart for did with music.

Another short story that I recorded straight from memory in one take, it's based on a conversation I had this morning with a friend ; we were interrupted by an old woman who'd come in to our den of deviants to retrieve some lost property that her elderly husband had left , amazing how if you leave the mind to fantasize how far you can go but once you begin to write it looses quite a lot of the rawness and spontaneity a little quick improvisation sometimes works rather well.

Short story about two dipsomaniacs tickle tackling on a telephone call one being a Saturday night sinner on scotch and the other one a Sunday morning Saint in sobriety again regurgitated the rhetoric straight into the recorder from memory hence why it might seem a little ragged and raw.

This is a short story I recorded straight onto podcast without any prompts or ques cards I did it after Listening to my friends discussing politics its quite bizarre and has some very very strange turns and twists ending with the very undesirable outcome of world war 3

This is a short humorous story based upon a complete fantasy of my imagination which I narrated straight brain to speech in loose improvised sketch based upon the scenario of a nuclear apocalypse which had been orchestrated by an rogue AI robot . The only organisms left alive are a huge golden carp called Godfrey ,which is being artificially kept alive by a purification from watermaker baptizing cavitating bubbles into it each day . The two hybrid mayflies who are constantly being reproduced from the koi carps waste due to a 3D printing machine . The mayfly immediately begin to worship the golden fish as their king and supreme lord establishing a hierarchy and rule of law . The submarine is resting on the bottom of the North sea fully automated and crew less with 30 years of power left in its nuclear capability . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story I wrote after visiting the local hospital seeing and listening to the dead , dying and dementia ridden of society . It's loosely based on two elderly people talking one being slightly care in the community serving coffee and the other a agitated pensioner who'd had rather a bad day there and was feeling heat from all areas including his collar. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

The first chapter of a novel I wrote about the hybrid human and how the secret service's of this world will have their work cut out trying to locate who's who when the computer chips are placed into the craniums of human beings giving sleeper cells a perfect cover for a covert operation any language any personality from a low brow builder to a high brow intellectual almost impossible to keep surveillance on ,morphing at speed into every language and persona in the blink on an eye. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

crazy little sketch I wrote this morning about a mad millionaires club which I wasn't part of but use to listen to each Monday morning. They met every Friday night at the gardeners arms and gambled their lives away full of drink lunatics madman. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story I wrote this morning about a night out with God children where a confetti cannon was fired off and all of its contents I quickly stuffed down my trousers, then when I went to the toilet twenty minutes later I'd forgotten about the confetti which tumbled out into the urinal the man next to me asked if I'd been fornicating with a clown. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story I wrote about a friend of mine who seems to take his fads and fetish to such an extreme that they almost become a religion similar to his father who also has this similar trait where everything has to be taken to the point of extremism or in there own words perfectionism . I don't know what is happening to our society at the moment it seems to be splintering into a strange almost fractured fundamentalism where certain people are fixating on new found ideologies once hobbies have now become a neo religious worship i.e cycling is the all encompassing life style that controls every aspect of your vital , it is much more than a way of keeping fit but is the menticidal midlife crisis of a middle aged man . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story I wrote after listening to two old geezers talking about their wives on the train or should I say one talking to the other about his wife he called her the iron maiden it reminded me of Alf garnet in Till Death Do Us Part. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story about the new up and coming phones powered by A I with an electronically powered larynx that can speak back to you using a dead persons. Voice and a 3d image of a relative it's definitely like having a ghost in the machine (spooky). how long will it be before you get a replica robot of your dead relatives or friends we'll be able to have reunions or resurrection parties all the dead will literally climb out of their graves maybe we should call it the Lazarus longevity. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

This is a short sketch which I put together straight out of my head in an add lib one take without any rehearsal. After trying out a new electric car I can say its one of the most nerve racking experiences I've had recently they're not for the faint hearted you spend your time trying to find charge points where you bump into the most geekish freakish people who seem to all have high powered jobs working for the secret service or brainy buffins in some battery design laboratories syncing complex crypto cars that drive the average human insane. It's going to get to the point where you'll need a robot to just drive you to the nearby shops you'll need a degree in computer engineering just to open your fridge that's if you're allowed to have any more drink after driving these damn stress machines , you need a drink before you drive them doubtless you'll be on a quota an app called AA or the RAC the royal alcoholics club. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

People are now trying to save money here there and everywhere I was recently reading how cardboard coffins are selling fast flat pack funerals they call them a make shift and mend petrol paraffin pyres, highly dangerous , you're better leaving it to the professionals, I once to turned up at the wrong funeral which was highly embarrassing I was asked to leave by the usher. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short humorous story written about my morning at the magistrates court where I receive the financial flagellation across my lily white derriere. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

This is the first three chapters of a story I wrote about about a greedy egotistical businessman who for four decades he and his partner had built up a massive corperation in Sheffield the east end was their manor the were major players untill one of the partners decided to leave his wife for a young girl that is when his wife brought both of them crashing down , she ended up owning everything. This is based on true real life events, I recently saw the ex husband a few days ago he now has nothing and resembles a broken tattered tramp ." Hell has no fury like a woman scorned ". --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short sketch based on real life events with two friends of mine who spent a who night trying to out do each other with male bravado only for it to end in a dreadful finish in hospital with a police caution. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

The schizoid A couple of chapters from a story made in my head and instantaneously narrated straight onto the mobile phone as I was in fantasy hence why in places it feels a little ragged and unrehearsed in places .Now I know how musicians feel when they have a go at freestyle improvisation straight from the subconscious mind to speech or song. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story I wrote about my father's breif stay in hospital after he caught an unidentified virus on a cruise ship, but then again he caught so many different things in India during a time we stayed with the British Rag every time he went any where he brought something back with him ,I still think it was COVID-19 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A story I wrote a long time ago. It's based on the ex-convicts who were working on a hop farm in Kent. The girls were rough diamonds from the Bow Bells, and they seemed to swear every other word; the whole conversation seemed so cruel and corse almost callous which was filled with expletives. The only man working with them for the harvest was Paul, a terrified toff, an ex-barrister from the London legal bar who had fallen from grace. They scared him, and me. Big Pat took me by the throat one night a proper boozer bruiser. and then the next day, she sat her baby boy in my lap. I was a tractor driver, her adopted or borrowed baby and I spent all summer singing songs, much to the annoyance of Big Martin, the cutter in the crow's nest, who kept getting dragged into the wires, while Karlin and I sang, 'Let's all look on the bright side of life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

"Doubtful Crumbs" depicting two dogs awaiting crumbs that fall from a rich man's table. This short story is a comedic sketch that I wrote after listening to a friend of mine talking about his obsession with crumbs. I thought of the passage in the Bible, "The Rich Man's Table" (Luke 16:19-21). Maybe the Bible is correct – power of any sort corrupts a person's sense of morality, which lessens as their wealth increases. Communism may be the only cure for human kind --ness. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A twenty minute teaser about a council meeting which at times becomes a circumlocution of words and ideas where massive amounts of money are spent on crazy schemes that never ever leave the council building. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

The big bang is a short story I wrote about the wine soiree that took place in a very milky middle class District of Harrogate , with a soon tobe sommelier and a selection of Christian friends who once they'd had sufficient drink began to diverge towards their deviants that really they should have left caged in their craniums . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story I wrote about our Neo Omnipresence that seems almost God like in its power and control , the all seeing eye that invisible entity watching over everything we say and do , as the super computer takes over completely and begins to do a billion tweeks a minute to everything mapping the brain body and everything else in our universe maybe one day soon a connection with the great unknown will happen but would we humble humans even know let's face it the vacuum seal of space or infinity is the perfect place for the digitalised Deity to inhabit and the language is of cause cosmic microwave background that it's been using in a constant continuum for billions of years . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short sketch written about my parents and the differing opinions they had my mother wanted to have all plastic surgery possible but my father was happy the way he was . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story about a mans narcissistic nature , which is really an inferiority complex brought about by the miracle making of motherhood , I.e he's constantly engage in egotistical endeavours to try and attain some what of a second rate materialistic miracle compared to that of his women. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

The little amusing sketch I wrote about a dinner party listening to the girls talking about their men servants --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote this along the lines of a frigid flustering fool that she'd doubtless be serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them , Bravo darling it's all we deserve. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short sketch I wrote and recorded this morning, it's about my milky white male friends who are quite terrified of their wives , our Saturday quiz is usually when we men huddle together and bitch about them and the street, still were quite fearful of these power crazy wives who all have top jobs and jack boots. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

Written for a crazy friend of mine who's many conversions over the years have driven me crazy however his ever changing gender and religion dose keep things interesting similar to my mother he has a different diet dress and deity his latest combination did court controversy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A humorous take on the Eden project. The building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it would have been eaten by our early primate mammalian species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their jump start on the evolutionary ladder the human is now beginning to experiment with the capabilities of LSD administering it to elderly patients in order to awaken the parts the brain that had shut down due to dementia and other brain disorders with remarkable results amazing to think that the first thing to form is a fungi / flora after a cosmic collision or nuclear attack the *melanin"/ mushroom on which a network of neurons in the form of chemical memory in dopamine neurons could be a trigger for a conscience and sentience to begin to form then again anyone who's taken LSD IE magic mushrooms would be able to see the power of LSD over the shaven skinned chimpanzee. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A short story loosely based upon my parents contempt for each other even after their divorce, one being a bombastic BBC with the soul of queen Boudicca and the other a drink dependant dipsomaniac . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson41/message

A speech I wrote for a dear friend of mine all for me will always be by the last bohemian an artist for more than 65 years a very impressive figure who change my life for the better with his mindful mentoring. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A short story loosely based on real life events back in the wild days of the Harrogate hell's angels . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A short story about how android's in the future start to become obsessed with capturing the human soul --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A short humorous story I wrote about a man who was carrying a vicarious redemption on behalf of something else a burdensome task which was only relinquished by his death where upon he was given a cold cruel truth by his absent minded time lord who tries to make amends but far too late . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A real life short story involving a ginger tom cat and a black Tom cat . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

Walking into a very expensive veggie vegan boutique i listened to the sermon of a spiritual salesman , it felt as if you we're about to adopt his precious vegetables , this high priest of the Celtic druids so worshipped his wild woodland produce I got to feeling that my blood would be sacrificed under an oak tree named Zeus after i touched a sacred sprig of his mistletoe obviously punishable on pain of death . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A short story about two old men who turn up on a blind date the two girls turned out to be the fluffers for a famous reality TV show and it was their job to make the model or manakin fit the mold. Based on a real Ife experience at the notorious den of iniquity the Harrogate arms. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A short story about crazy maniacs who shared space and spilt blood with me , you should never really put three bisexuals and an asexual under one roof especially if one pushes everything and everyone to the limit of their patience. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A twenty minute teaser I wrote after listening to my father talking about the men he use to work with back in 1960 based on a true life incident which happened to the man in charge of logistics Pom pom. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

Unfortunately this was based on real life events within hours of a small miss demeanor involving a flood the Chinese whispers got to work and in the gossiping café's of old H-gate every transformation took place looking back it's quite amusing how things can get so convoluted with each conversation people love scandal . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A chalk and cheese Husband and wife with very opposing opinions on the arrival of some neo hippie neighbours with their green dream machine . All rights reserved to Steven Richardson --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A short story based on real life events of a person who possessed a brilliant brain with terrifying intellect but unfortunately for him it was broken beyond repair the final macabre twist reveals all . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A short story based on real life events when I first ever traveled abroad to France and we lived like tramps on the street washing in fountains stealing food from shops as vagrants and vagabonds until somebody came up with a great idea of putting together the tramps brigade who lived on the swamp in cap d'age the next thing we were all assigned duties and discipline. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A short story I wrote about doing a favour for a friend which then turned into a terrifying experience of trying to get back to some semblance of civilization . All rights reserved to Steven Richardson --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

If your partner starts wearing black leather and reading Mein Kampt or  Le Marquis De Sade order yourself a stab proof vest before she finally reads Friedrich Nietzsche then tries to kill you. written for that chain smoking dipsomaniac girl who I will love till I die even though she nearly killed me to a bisexual bulimic catastrophe love always XXX --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message

A crazy sketch about the three minuters club and their bizarre antics, it is loosely based on true life events. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson41/message