Bengaholics podcast

The Bengals win one against Jacksonville, yay! Then they poop their underwear against Baltimore, boo! Wass does math. Hoover has a car. Ned gets lost. 

The Bengals lose two more games to being the Joe Burrow era 0-3. This week's episode is Bengaholics Lite, short and sweet so you can get back to work for your corporate overlords.

We're back! The Bengaholics take the studio outside to record before the week 2 game. While the Bengals lost in week 1 to the Chargers, new rookie QB Joe Burrow was impressive late in the game. This week, Luigi learns about shoes. Rufus sleeps in a trolley car. BA is SMOKIN' (meats on the BBQ).

The Superbowl is over and Free Agency is soon. Texas Tufus requests a gong shot. AliveNate likes to watch. The Bengaholics receive an email from a new friend. 

The Chefs and Neiners are set to play in the Superbowl. Tufus likes Chase Young. Peterman pretends to like tuna noodle casserole. AliveNate regrets answering the phone. 

The Bengals win by losing to Miami and thus securing the #1 overall draft pick. And then they win by winning against Cleveland. Ruf takes a deer to the wishing well. Luigi makes a cool pot of chili. Wass has a respectable house.

The Bengals lose twice and are an impressive 1-13 on the season. Wass, Rufus, and Luigi stay up late to get a glimpse of Hoover Claws as he brings his gifts for all the good little Bengaholics. 

The Bengals play two games and get one win. It was the first victory of the season. Wass gets a couch. Luigi and Rufus get a jacket. Everyone is excited for Hoover Claws to visit soon. 

The Bengals lose and Epstein didn't kill himself. This week, the Bengaholics try something new and record while watching the game. Does it work? Does the podcast need express written consent? Does Bad Andy have da sugah? Only time will tell. 

The Bengals keep the dream alive and lose again. Uncle Buck-fus visits Texas. Luigi likes dawgs. Wass wants his free pizza, Squatch. 

For the first week of the year, the Bengals don't lose. That's right, it's BYE week. The Bengaholics use this time to reminisce on the good times from the past to drown out the awful present and our gloomy future. 

Bengals lose and the sun still rises in the East. Luigi eats a Chile Relleno. Rufus goes Fowling. Wass throws ice. 

The Bengals do not Carpe Diem and lose again. Rufus wants to go camping. Luigi drives the Bronco. Wass finds true love. 

The Bengals lose and water is wet. Rufs visit's Luigi for football and chicken wings. Bad Andy explains to grandma why losing is good. Adam cannot predict the future.  Where's our free pizza Squatch?

Another winless team gets their first victory of the year against the Bengals. Wass goes to a wedding. Rufus annoys people at the Jack. Luigi wants his promise!

The stupid Bengals lost to the stupid Pittsburgh team. Again. Rufus invites friends over to have a bad time together. Luigi's ready for it all to end. Wass is a cyclops. 

The Bengaholics travel to Billtown to watch the Bengals disappoint us all, again. Rufus has a family reunion. Wass is a great friend. DeadNate commits culinary assault. Luigi knows chicken wings. Squatch can't find a bathroom. Adam learns you somethin. Buffalo sucks, sucks, sucks.... but we still had a great time. 

The Bengals get destroyed in their home opener and possibly destroy the New Dey optimism. Rufus is a sandwich artist. Wass cleans his couch. Luigi is mad that Hood Rat Nicki drank his Budweiser. 

It's a New Dey and somehow despite a loss, the Bengals have us excited for the season. Wass yells at children. Luigi says the forbidden word. Nate calls us from the great beyond.... 

The NFL preseason has ended and the regular season games start in a few days. Rufus visits a fellow Bengaholic. Luigi eats potato wedges. Wass does not kiss and tell. 

While the Bengaholics were on summer vacation, the draft, OTAs, and other things happened apparently. Wass buys a mower. Rufus has a crawfish boil. A special guest is in the stuidio. 

The Bengals continue to be a non-player in the free agent market while the optimism fans had slowly fades. Rufus makes craw fish.  Wass has brunch on Sunday. The Glosserman Studio's mascot has an adventure. 

The pieces are starting to fall into place as the Bengals finally announce a Defensive Coordinator. Sledgehammer achieves at the derby. Wass takes us to Costa Rica. Rufus tells the tale of ole Benny Guns.

With the conclusion of a boring Supperbowl, the 2019 NFL off season has officially begun. Wass frys wings. Luigi is exciting for something new. Rufus is shampoo'd. 

The Bengals are in limbo in the post Marvin Lewis era as they wait for the end of the season to announce a new Head Coach. Ruf, Wass, and Luigi have another wonder day in Slosherman Studios, discussing the rumors for the new staff, Bad Andy's house cleaning and the best Bengaholic's email. 

 The 2018 season is complete and the Revenge of Marvin Tour is officially over forever. The gang discusses what is next for the organization, awards are given out, and contemplate on what the last 16 years have meant to the guys in Slosherman Studios.

The Bengals win a meaningless game against Oakland. Wass and Ruf feast all over town. Luigi ignores the Bengals to watch a competently run and coached team play. Neal Tom does not like Marvin. 

The Bengals surprisingly play competitive but ultimately fell short against the Chargers. Wass uses an airport bathroom. Rufus hangs out with Sledgehammer. Luigi has cheese curds. Trevor shares his opinions which are his own and not reflective of the views of the Bengaholics. 

Jeff Driskel valiantly leads the Bengals to another embarrassing loss, this time to Benver. Wass runs a 5k. Rufus eats BBQ. Sledgehammer rides a bike. This week's episode unofficially brought to you by Long John Silver's. 

Bengals lose and water is wet. Hoover and Adam join the gang in Negativetown. Hammer emails in after escaping the KGB. Humpledink sends in a picture for the wall, much to the dismay of Luigi. BigRic is thankful the Browns no longer employ Hue. Mantrout rakes leaves. 

Happy Thanksgiving and Stupid Bengals. Once again, Larvin Mewis's team makes a rookie QB look like a stud as Baltimore defeats Cincinnati. Bud-WISE-er! Dilly Dilly! Eat, sleep, live football!

The Bengals prove, once again, that they cannot compete with the elite teams of the NFL as the get humiliated by the Saints of New Orleans. Luigi and Rufus ride scooters. Wass eats hot dog corn bread. Hoover is tonight's special guest. 

It's BYE week, so the Bengaholics are only a little angry and depressed. Luigi and Ruf spend time with their family. Hammer, Big Michael and Hoover share stories and emails. Wass has a beer or two.

The Bengals go up big against the Bucs, only to blow a huge 4th quarter lead and thus rely on a husky place kicker to win the game at the last second. Wass begs for bacon. Rufus toast a fellow tailgater. Luigi brings mustard. 

The Bengals embarrass themselves on the national stage, as only they can, in a crushing loss to the KC Chefs. Rufus likes bar-b-que. Squatch likes pants. Wass is ambivalent about steak. Luigi uses a tin can for a microphone.  

The Bengals start slow but they ride to victory on a wave of defensive scores to defeat the Dolphins. Rufus bails out his dad. Wass and Luigi over heat. Hoover tells the final chapter of a tale started in week 1.   (re-upload for storage space purposes)

For the seventh game in a row, the stupid Bengals lose to the stupid Steelers. Rufus is stupid for expecting a different outcome. Bad Andy is stupid for expecting a different outcome. Luigi is stupid for expecting a different outcome. 

The Bengals, and the Bengaholics, travel to Atlanta and pull out a gutsy last second victory against the Falcons. Wass eats. Wiggles dies. Usher gets to meet Rufus and Luigi.

The Bengals lose their first game of the season in Carolina. Rufus fights a scooter. Wass fights the klan. Hoover sends in alluring photos.

The Bengals win on Thursday night versus the despicable Baltimore Ravens. Rufus angers a lady. Wass's dating season begins. Luigi edits a podcast.

The Bengals 2018 season starts with an exciting, and frustrating win over Indy. Rufus chugs a beer with a stranger. Luigi goes home early with Squatch and the Man-Trout. Wass remembers some parts of Sunday.

The Bengals finish the season destroying the dreams of two playoff hopeful teams, Detroit and Baltimore.  Wass eats a ham. Luigi eats crab legs. Rufus reads Dr. Seuss.

The Bengals lose, again, to the Minnesota Mike Zimmers, but win with news that this is Marvin's last season. Luigi paints a pope. Rufus eats a summer sausage. Wass falls for a girl.

The Marvin Lewis farewell tour continues with a uninspired loss to the Chicago UnBearables. Wass sits in a truck. Rufus sits in a truck. Hoover becomes a man.

Bengals lost to Steelers, again, and have officially killed this sad season. Wass helps clean up after the game. Luigi and Squatch are chivalrous gentlemen to old ladies at the stadium. Rufus talks people down from the ledge over the Ohio River.

The Bengals once again are one game away from being.500 with a win over the Sadness Factory. The Friar of Fried Foods, fries food. Connie enables Rufus and Luigi's drinking. An Irishman gets excited about potatoes and ice cubes.

The Bengals are in the hunt with a victory over the Benver Donkos. Hoover turns himself into a carnival game. OG gets bloatered. The gang has garlic farts.

The recurring nightmare that is the Bengals season continues with an uninspired loss to the Tennessee Tits. Wass visits a Trump Rally. Rufus terrifies people in their cars. Luigi worries about Hoover.

The Bengals shit their pants down south to the Jags of Hickstown. Wass and Rufus visit Luigi's for some good times, cold chili and bad football.

The Bengals get an undeserved win over Horse-faced Indy. Rufus spends some quality time with his father. Wass joins the big brother program and spends quality time with an Island kid. Colin Kaepernick is sighted in the stands.

History repeats itself, again, and the stupid Bengals shit themselves playing the stupid Stillers. Wass takes a donkey to the game. Rufus and Luigi plan revenge against children.