Eternia Confidential

In this episode we discuss He-man Episode 27 A Tale of Two Cities. A mild problematic ep. filled with wizards, horny parrot men and long tangential discussions. Thanks again to RazorDave for our theme song. https://www.youtube.com/user/RazorDaveInc you can watch the MOTU episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml_4j0hpcu8&t=1s

In this episode we watched A Beastly Sideshow, Beastman is Flexing his acting chops in a elaborate kidnapping plot. Will Skeletor's plan to get Adam's cat, to get Adam, to get He-man to something something profit work? We'll find out and try to figure out WTF is up with that one guy's head... you know the one. Thanks to Razor Dave for our intro and outtro. https://www.youtube.com/user/RazorDaveInc

In this Episode we talk about episode 25 Quest for the sword. He man loses his sword and possibly the ability to become Adam forever. Teela plays the bitch card, and ram man destroys any remaining braincells. strap in this one gets POLITICAL.

In this episode we watched Orko's Favorite Uncle. In which a sad lonely cat loving gay wizard tries to use his Iphone X and Orko's uncle to take over Grayskull... and we learn whats stronger than magic. Strap in for a bumpy ride in our first episode back in 2018.

We finally made it to the end of 2017! welcome to our Candle-Mass, Holiday, Yule tide spectacular. In this very special episode we begin our annual watch of the He-Man Shera Christmas special. Do we learn any lessons on the way? Probably not but it cements in our minds that Skeletor truly is the best... Happy Holidays You BOOBS!!!

In this episode we covered The Quest for Heman, Skeletor finally has a good plan to rid eternia of Heman, and then things get a bit trippy. Sexy Bird women, metro cats, and the most horrifying villain to date. Strap in Jane Fonda its about to get very Suess and Psychedelic.

This week for Skullvember I Skeletor watch and discuss the 1983 tragic comedy Krull. We Laughed, we cried, I took over the podcast. Enjoy this once a year special episode. You Boobs!

In this episode, we talk about guns and the serious consequences of fighting and shoot with guns...while laughing at the expense of Mer-man and Trapjaw. Strap in for a good episode of He-man...and hopefully a good episode of the podcast!

In this episode we, eventually talk about The Taking of Grayskull. Skeletor has a overly complicated plan to steal Grayskull, literally and it causes havoc across eternia. Heman's sword disappears and Teela falls into the Deep White Hole. Can Dunckan survive the loss of his daughter and her mother? Can Heman save her and Grayskull in time? We find out as we plumb the depths of the multiverse.

In this weeks episode we watched "The Cosmic Comet". The Ed Wynn voice returns. Skeletor has a foolproof plan to use the Cosmic Comet to destroy Grayskull. Only Zagraz the comet wizard can stop him. Things get surprising as we find out why the comet is evil, and why Zagras has no confidence. Friggin Comet murder! We also find out that, yeah, comets can be gay. Stay Woke Eternia!

In this episode we talk about the episode The Shaping Staff. Evil-lynn has a baller plan to take over the castle, with beastman on the wagon and the power of the shaping staff she's succeeds. Orko gets the Kafka treatment and Randor faces his greatest fear, losing his good looks. Paul Dini serves up a whopper of an ep!

In this weeks Episode Duncan takes a bullet for King Randor. Then shit gets very darksouls, giant dragons, cryptic magic, talking trees and...racist stereotypes... strap in its going to get wild.

Hoo boy this is the big one! The episode that marks the high-water-mark in crap. Briney Steve brings us a convoluted tale of how Orko almost caused the apocalypse. Duncan is less than useless and Skeletor has a "plan" maybe... its unclear. strap in this one is gonna be a bumpy ride.

Dont you D.A.R.E. miss this very special episode! Today Teela's friend Ileena learns about the dangers of.... DRUGS!!! Orko plays exposition bomb, Teela takes 5 steps back in character development and Ed Wynn makes a guest appearance. The Nancy Regan era is back!

In this episode we get some heavy duty feels, Beastman gets evicted by Skeletor, and Adam is trying to deal with his father lovering Heman more than his own son. Beastman decides to go full Mel Gibson's Ransom and kidnaps the King. Can Adam get over his identity crisis and save his father? Plus we answer some of your e-mails!!!

In this weeks Episode Orko meets the love of his life Dree Ell, fights off a Dragon man with a really creeper plan and Adam has to pull a David Lynch to transform into Heman. My voice was shot so its a super Husky Whiskey voice episode too.

Skeletor has a terrible plan, and fails miserably. Good thing Evil-Lyn is there to single handedly do what he cannot. We meet the Widgets, Kirby is not a fan...and He-man loses his cool when Skeletor gets his hands on the Power Sword and Beastman hits an all time low. Plus its a Paul Dini Joint! Buckle up kids!

In this episode Orko really screws the pooch, Skeletor has an off the cuff plan to kidnap Prince Adam, and we find out about Eternian Mountain folk. Plus Dunkan makes a Real-Doll of heman... its gonna be an interesting episode to say the least.

In this weeks Episode Orko hits Defcon CREEPER, Skeletor has a solid plan that may actually work. TrapJaw shows he is not completely useless and beastman....well he's off the wagon again. Its going to be a rollercoaster of emotions!

This weeks episode we ask the important questions, WTF is up with Avians, how far has Man-at-Arms fallen, and is Skeletor actually going to Win? We answer some of these questions ... kinda.

In this Episode Skeletor pulls a Hans Gruber, He-Man trolls the fuck out of his friends, and Teela decides she wants to go with the boys, inspite of Man-At-Arms telling her its a Dudes only kinda trip.

In this episode, He-man helps a French Canadian singer get out of some trouble. Evil-Lyn gets sassy. He-man also fends off a gaggle of Paul Blarts.

In this weeks episode we learn that Orko has a type, lady Edwina, a royal bitch, and a drugged out party bitch at that. So he decides he needs to get his lost mojo back from the Tar Swamp. Meanwhile Skeletor is back with a bitching plan and some big surprises for the royal court.

In this weeks episode we do some time travel, but with sexy snake women, ape men and the crappiest henchmen yet its gonna be friggin WEIRD!

In this episode, we find out what a badass bitch Evil-Lyn. He-man, Battlecat, Stratos, and Ram-man take on the fire nation.

In this episode we discuss Episode 4 'The Dragon Invasion'. The picture gets a bit darker in Eternia, Heman nearly murders a guy, and we learn Skeletor has a bad habit when he DMs the Sorceress.

In this Episode we learn of Beastman's alcoholism and discuss the Plot of Episode 3 Colossor Awakes.

In this episode, we find out who Teela's really mommy is. We also meet an Bob Ross-like oracle and He-man shakes hands with danger.

In this installment, we talk about the first episode of He-man and the Masters of the Universe "The Diamond Ray of Disappearance". I wonder what the Diamond Ray of Disappearance does?

Pilot episode of our journey through the entire series of He-man and the Masters of the Universe...but first, Thundar the Barbarian! We watch the first episode of the pre-He-man series from 1980.