Ex Post Watcho

We lay down on the therapist's couch and talk through the pains of being a teenager and dealing with time travel bullshit   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

Friend of the pod Matt joins us as we discuss Moulin Rouge for the boys.   Outro music: Drugs by Tonetta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U40o3eDNOk   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

“Dancing good. Music good. Love the actors.” JGL makes us uncomfortable with his manic Joker laughs. Elana shouts Good Morning. Viagra commercials. Directors torturing actors, good or bad?   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We review a movie from some obscure director whose career went nowhere while trying to will a sex scene into existence.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We discuss the ethics of laughing at a dog humping a human's leg while making a pitch for our first sponsorship (call us, Nature's Miracle).   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

49 Minute Podcast People. It's a band movie!   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We travel to the distant future of 1950 in this Tony Shalhoub vehicle and overanalyze Uma Thurman's performance.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We go back to the days of old time hockey, disco and leather pantsuits. After recording this episode we spent 20 minutes fawning over pictures of Paul Newman on google image search.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

You're grooving on some 1970's folk-rock vibes. A majestic, horned equine appears before you. It demands to speak to your manager. It's The Last Unicorn.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

I like podcasting because it is so much fun. It is even better than getting your rocks off with a girl. I will not give you my name because you will slow me down or stop my collecting of five star reviews for my afterlife.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

There's a deleted scene in this movie where Bruce Wayne eats a bowl of soup while wearing the Batman outfit and he can't turn his head so it spills everywhere and the Joker laughs at him.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

In an episode almost as long as the movie itself we watch the greatest musical of all time and go gaga for the Captain.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We're not all hot for Tom Everett Scott was we watch the kind of rock and roll nostalgia piece that only Tom Hanks could give us: no sex or drugs, only peppy, happy, up-tempo, snappy!   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We talk 80s decadence, duck face, and detonators after watching the 1988 action classic that goes on a little too long.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We watch one of the most iconic Christmas films of all time and discuss housing prices, inflation and Joe Pesci's upper body strength. Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a podcaster. Ayyyy we're talking Goodfellas over here! #teamkaren   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We do our best Claire Danes impression as we ugly-cry our way through 1994's Little Women.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho  

We accidentally watch two different versions of James Cameron's Aliens, the greatest 80s sci-fi action movie of all time. Bishop is daddy.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We're all #TeamAlfred over here as we watch this mid-90s Hunky Brad Pitt Vehicle slash sweeping family drama.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

In small-town Ohio not everything is as innocent as it seems. That supermodel English teacher trying to seduce one of her students might just be... an alien! Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

Put on your biggest collared coat and grab a cup of noodles, ‘cause we're heading into Ridley Scott's far-fetched fantasy world of 2019, complete with corporate overlords, corrupt law enforcement, and slave labour. Time... to listen... Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We take a groovy trip to the sexy swinging late-90s only to find you can't go home again. Sometimes the past is best left in the past baby!   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We discuss Francis Ford Coppola's adaptation that fuses stage theatrics, softcore pornography and questionable English accents.   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

Michael. Listen to this week's episode Michael. Follow us on Facebook and Instagram Michael. Leave us a review on iTunes Michael. Michael! Michael! Michael!   Email: expostwatcho@gmail.com Facebook and Instagram: @expostwatcho

We talk about our nostalgia for video stores and complain about Kids Today after watching the horror classic starring Bootleg Johnny Depp. Email us at expostwatcho@gmail.com and find us on Instagram and Facebook @expostwatcho

Our ability to comprehend the English language is put to the test with Guy Ritchie's 1998 debut. No girls allowed! Email us at expostwatcho@gmail.com and find us on Instagram and Facebook @expostwatcho

We go back to the 60s (90s) to talk about dogs, baseball and puberty. Email us at expostwatcho@gmail.com and find us on Instagram and Facebook @expostwatcho

Before purchasing a house we recommend investing in a thorough home inspection to assess the structural integrity of the foundation, ensuring the plumbing and electrical are in working order, and checking for the presence of any demonic spirits intent on kidnapping your children to another plane of existence. Also keep an eye out for mold! Email us at expostwatcho@gmail.com and find us on Instagram and Facebook @expostwatcho

We revisit the Tim Burton classic that taught us two seconds of stop-motion animation can traumatize you for a lifetime. Email us at expostwatcho@gmail.com and find us on Instagram and Facebook @expostwatcho

A psychopathic teen exploits a homeless man in an attempt to gain fame, women and riches.

A tragic tale of parental neglect forces a group of sassy teens to go on a harrowing journey of visceral textures.

Things Only 80s Kids Will Understand: Shirking your responsibilities and hiding in the school's attic to hang out with a magic Sperm Dog.