Good Times With Arsenic

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Join the hosts: Blackbeard the Bastard, Saint Andrew, and Sailor Jeffery as they talk about weird news, disgusting Tinder dates, beer, a b******t class 1 substance, sex, stds, cigars, and random fuckery. Prepare yourself to be penetrated by the smooth sound of their drunken voices. Don't mind that s…

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    • Mar 21, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 18m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    Episode 23: There Is A Black Beard Hair In My Salad Dresching

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 84:26


    Zach "The Bug" Dresch joins Blackbeard in this episode of debauchery and mayhem...or something like that. Give it a listen. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 22: Yeah We Fuck Goats...So What

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 41:41


    Preston Williams joins Blackbeard The Bastard in this random as shit episode...honestly there really isn't much to say because I would ruin it...please smoke a joint and drink some beers before you listen to this episode so you are on the same page. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 21: No Idea What To Call This One

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 76:50


    M.P Snyders, Trevor "Ham Sammich" Thill, joins the boys on this crazy ass episode. Diabetic gets butthurt about strippers, and we talk about how shitty the world is about a Pedo being elected as President. Yes this is a tad out-dated but fuck you, Blackbeard has been busy working and not getting those unemployment checks. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 20: Title Goes Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 68:22


    Oops! I was supposed to upload this a week ago sooooo this episode might be a tad outdated but fuck it whatever you will listen to it anyways. Zach Dresch joins the boys in this fantastic episode about Halloween (Again, sorry!), the "upcoming" election, and a bunch of other shit. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 19: Crown Maple and Crossdressing

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 65:41


    Zach and Anthony join the boys in the episode. Full off of smoked beer can chicken, these fellas just want to take a nap. In this episode the boys talk about life, comedy, booze, and how Blackbeard almost burned his house down. Also welcome to the crew how "fact checker": Bryan "The Wonder Boy" Peaches. This is Good Times With Arsenic

    Episode 18: Please Spit On It First

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 96:30


    The one and only William Conway joins the boys again in this hectic, crazy, makes absolutely no fucking sense episode! 2020 is soon coming to an end but it is as fucked up as ever. Not really much else to say but listen to this fucking episode. This is Good Times With Arsenic!

    Episode 17: WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 149:06


    Howard the Duck aka Kellen, BEEFYQUEEFER aka Cody, join the boys in this fucked up episode. Pedophilia, anarchy, BLM, destruction, Biden, COVID, we are hitting all the talking points. Listen to this one helluva rollercoaster ride where they don't make any fucking sense 98% of the time. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 16: Free Kid With Every Purchase

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 163:59


    Oh man...shit is getting dark as fuck in the world today. William Conway joins the boys in this episode. Will talks about his Texas competition and his canceled show in Hollywood thanks to that bitch COVID, Wayfair is a giant sex traffic ring, Jeffrey Epstein's GF is going to get suicided, and Biden is still a fucking moron. You are definitely in for a treat. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 15: Sorry Kids Santa Died From COVID

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 69:40


    Holy shit! It has been a bit since we released a new episode. You guys can blame the bullshit Covid hysteria on that one. Anyways, Zach Dresch joins the boys in this post pandemic episode. The fellas talk about the comedy scene and how it has changed for the worst due to current events, random ass movies, and what comedians they would want to bring back from the dead. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 14.75: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Genocide Fish

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 32:12


    We RE DRUNK. Ummmmmm no idea what this episode is about but that doesn't matter. We are wasted thanks to the cororna virus. Anyways, listen to this incoherent bullshit and let me know what you think. Hopefully we all die from Cool Ranch Doritos overdoes. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 14.5: Night Of The Tea Bags

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 41:00


    We are quarantined still and tea night will not be missed. M.P. Snyders and Lance "Lawn Gnome" Bushby joins us in the TDMB Speakeasy to do some illegal social interaction. White Russians, Fireballs, and shitty beer mixed in with some edibles makes this a very interesting episode. Make a pizza, grab some breadsticks, and listen to this shit show. This is Good Times With Arsenic After Hour Special Drunken Quarantine Something Something.

    Episode 14: I Will Have A Corona With Lime Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 98:31


    M.P. Snyders and Zach Dresch join the boys this week. The virus is here and in full force. With the threat of government shutdowns and martial law, Diabetic is throwing his butthole in the air and telling Mr Gove'ment to get bent...and to penetrate him slowly since it has been awhile. Crack open up those beers and have yourself a listen. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 13: Damn, This Was A Rough One

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 68:27


    Zach and Ian join the boys on this acid tripping random as hell episode of debauchery and mayhem. Corona Virus has infected us and we are losing our goddamn minds. Not sure what else to say about this episode...it was a fun time. Anyways have yourself a listen! This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 12: Coconuts Are Just Misunderstood Like The Manson Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2020 91:53


    Oh boy! Full room of degenerates this time around. Brandi and Derek join the Boys in this hellish episode of coconut porn, taboo of political topics, and cultist video games. Grab that fanny pack filled with Reeses and your favorite Hawaiian Punch because this episode is gonna be one helluva ride! This is Good Times With Arsenic!

    Episode 11: Butt Plugs and Flesh Dolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 96:48


    Newcomer Comedian Ian Reiland-Smith joins the boys on this very interesting episode. Nothing is off limits, Black History month, abortion, cream pies, government bullshit, Trump, etc etc the boys talk about it all. Too much shit going on in this episode so stop reading this description and just listen to the damn episode already! This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 10: Bubblebath Happy Fun Time With Brendan Fraser

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 66:24


    William Conway and Zach Dresch join the boys in this wonderful episode filled with drugs, Pepsi Clear, wieners, and coin collecting. William talks about how he lost his testicle to a rabid swan and Zach talks about being addicted to hardcore, illegal energy drinks....or whatever. Anyways have yourself a listen of this random shit if you want. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 9: All White People Look The Same

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2020 78:57


    White Claw Basic Bitch Jeff and lovely Jake Cox who was kind enough to give us Rolos and never stole any of our beer like that fucking Jeff guy did, join the boys on this first episode of the new year! WW3 is happening, Nancy Pelosi still looks like something Blackbeard excreted last year and Diabetic is still....ummm...an adorable young boy. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 8: Happy New Years From The Clintons!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 83:23


    OOOOOOOO BABY! Last episode of 2019! I would say that we went out swinging but of course we didn't. This episode isn't very coherent at all so I would probably just fucking skip it. Anyways, Robert Shadfukker The Third joins us for this round. I have to warn you, there is a lot of male nudity in this episode so don't bring your kids. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 7: I Scream You Scream We All Scream For Diabetes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 62:13


    Boss Bitch aka Blackbeard's wife joins the boys in this episode about booze, sodomy, titties, and how three-somes are lame because four-somes exist...or something. We don't know! Blackbeard gets on a random rant about milking almonds and Diabetic keeps trying to get Boss Bitch to show him her bewbs...so nothing is really new in this episode....THIS IS Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 6: Everyone Hates Tom Brady

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 85:04


    Derek errrr D-Rock? Yeah sure, ANYWAYS.... Derek joins the boys on this post Thanksgiving Special where they talk about rubbing cranberry sauce on their nipples at the dinner table. Diabetic is pissed because he can't say a certain word, and Blackbeard is just kind of there...for no reason. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 5: Hamsters Overdosing On Popcorn Flavored Jelly Beans Also Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 74:47


    Pocket vaginas, Drake and Josh, Rick and Morty, replacement sleeves for said Pocket Vagina...I am not sure where this episode is going..also not sure why I listed those three things together but whatever it is all good. The boys do talk about other things...like Eddie Murphy's comeback, Adam Sandler in his prime and other shit that makes them definitely feel like they are in their 30's. This is Good Times With Arsenic....and Epstein didn't kill himself.

    Episode 4: Zach Almost Finished A Beer This Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 81:37


    Local comedian Rob Lethcoe joins the boys during this episode filled with "4 sips in drunk Zach" yelling random shit, talking about shitty movies and what their favorite horror movies are blah blah blah. Listen to the freaking episode it is amazing. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 3: I Took The Red And The Blue Pill Now The Matrix Is Melting

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 71:20


    Local Comedian Zach Dresch joins the boys on an amazing adventure filled with psychedelics and butt plugs. The Matrix has you, are you ready for Dresch 182 or to be suicided by Killary Cunton? Prepare your anuses as this is Good Times With Arsenic. 

    Episode 2: That Butt Plug Really Ties The Room Together

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2019 65:24


    Standup Comedian Cole Boeve joins the boys on this latest episode. Lots of talk about poop, shit, explosive diarrhea, butt plugs, and Red Dead Redemption 2. Join the boys as they delve deep into the shitabyss with no hope of getting out. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 1: Too Many CBD's And THC's In My Alphabet Soup

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 69:05


    In this episode the boys have a special guest, Anthony BearMullet. They talk about new breweries that have opened up this summer, all the drama in the NFL, politics and how we peasants are constantly getting fucked, Kristi Noem (South Dakota Governor) and her bullshit Hemp stance, and Blackbeard's sweaty asshole. Prepare your ear holes to be penetrated by the smooth sound of the Diabetic's voice, this is Good Times With Arsenic.

    Episode 0: The Shit Hawks Cometh

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2019 64:48


    We decided to record our think tank session as kind of a bonus episode. This is our thinking process of how the intro/outro music should sound and other bullshit thrown in the middle. We are excited to start this new podcast and I am thinking this is a good taste for things to come. This is Good Times With Arsenic.

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