HELLO?! The Podcast

Hello?! In this season's last episode, Haley brings us to a screeching halt with some heavy shit, she learns it's not pronounced BoGOta, and Eddie drops some serious TLC trivia on the girls. Eddie talks to us about finding his joy and making a difference and also Haley's fear of failing. If you would like to contribute seed money for Monty's Stripclub dreams, please DM her directly. Monty tries to retell a Tiktok while Haley and Eddie interrupt for 30 seconds straight. Eddie gives us the 411 on Teen Mom 2, on Reality TV Round-Up. Summer 2022 is basically Summe 2020, and WE ARE READY! Follow us! @Hello_Thepodcast @Haleyanne90 @Officially_Montserrat @Eddieboy87 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Hello?! In today's episode, Monty reveals she's jumped back into Candy Crush life, RIP. Haley gives us the low down on Secaucus and what happened on Jersey Shore. Tequila: A hug from the inside. Will we ever learn the beer before the liquor lesson??

Hello?! In today's episode, Eddie tells Monty and Haley how he really feels about them. Haley pisses off a man on a river. How soon is too soon to go on a friend's trip??? Staying in on vacation, 10000% the vibe! Tales of road-tripping with NO AC, enough said. That awwwkk moment when you bring your significant other on a family vacay and they SUUUUUCCCKKKK. Monty remembers the story about the time Eddie let her the MOST down. Tune in for this week's shenanigans! Follow us!! @hello_thepodcast @haleyanne90 @eddieboy87 @offically_Montserrat --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Hello?! In today's episode, we delve into do's, don'ts, and visiting rules! That awkward moment when they want you to leave, because who invited you?! Who in your life is allowed to not use coasters at your house?? Please bring Eddie gifts if you're coming. If you invite Haley to a "no gift" party, you BETTAH believe she AIN'T bringing a gift! This and more giggles! Follow us! @hello_thepodcast @eddieboy87 @offically_montserrat @haleyanne90 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Hello?! In today's episode, we go down a tawdry Reddit rabbit hole. Are the people on the internet rude or are we SO nice?! The crew practices saying "HI" for entirely too long. Followed by more imitations! Ladies and gentlemen, ADELE. Enjoy people's rude ass comments! Follow us! @Hello_Thepodcast @Haleyanne90 @Eddieboy87 @Officially_Montserrat --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Hello?! In today's episode, Monty hates on Valentine's Day proposals and immediately defends Simone Biles's engagement! The gang discusses what a letdown Super Bowl LVI Half Time show was. Gaga could never...amirtie?Kanye..Coachella 2022 is apparently going to be a lawless land with zero covid regulations and we have feelings about it. Monty has a VISCERAL to the mention of HS tater tots. Eddie STILL does not care about Monty's youth anthem, Ocean Ave. A shout out to Jodi Foster for her stellar performance in the film Contact. A quick glimpse into the STUPIDASSSHIT that we laugh at till we wheeze, i. e., snaggletooth bitches.  Finally, we talk about poop, again, RIP your earholes with our shrieks.  Follow us! @hello_thepodcast @offically_montserrat @eddieboy87 @haleyanne90 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Hello?! In today's episode, Eddie gives Monty some, solid ass advice on mixing Monster and wine. Are you down for kissing on the first date?? Definitely püs$y quivers are the #1 identifier if you had a good time and if you're gonna kiss and in general, are you yay or nay on kissing?! Haley gives us a story of her violent streak on middle school boys. The gang discusses what makes a good or bad kiss. Monty gives an EXCELLENT Joan Rivers imitation (RIP QUEEN). Staying up all night talking with your besties is the best date anyone will ever need. Finally, Eddie and Haley spill the tea on how incredibly unhelpful Monty is when it comes time to move or put a tent together. Tune in! Rate, review, subscribe! Follow us! @hello_thepodcast @haleyanne90 @eddieboy87 @officially_Montserrat --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

HELLO?! In today's episode, we share FASCINATING wine opener sounds. Eddie gives us his true feelings on the Netflix horror movie, HUSH. Have YOU seen the movie HUSH?! Turns out, Haley may possibly be the new chainsaw killer!!! Haley also starts the sharing with a, truly, embarrassing intro. A shoutout to Ron Jeremy, John Bobbitt, and Monty's sophomore year Ron Jeremy look-a-like Biology teacher! TW PEE and POO talk in this episode and also find out why French girls hate Monty. Question, is it embarrassing to read gym equipment instructions while AT the gym?? Finally, find out why Monty is so bad at math. Enjoy & we loooooove you! Follow us! @hello_thepodcast @haleyanne90 @offically_montserrat @eddieboy87 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

HELLO?! In today's episode, many-a-rants are had. Bad driver, GET YA ASS BEAT. No personal space, GET YA ASS BEAT. Disrespectful Subway Sandwich patron, GET YA ASS BEAT. GET YA ASS BEAT, GET YA ASS BEAT, GET YA ASS BEAT!!!!!! Grievances are aired and we get it off our chests, henny! Please enjoy our rant sesh, we love ya though! Follow us! @hello_thepod @officially_Montserrat @haleyanne90 @eddieboy87 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

WELCOME BACK FRANDS! In this episode, the gang clearly has no idea what number episode this is, Monty coughs 800+ times, we lose Eddie to the void for a sec, and we argue passionately about bullies. Haley gives some truly questionable advice regarding virgins, there's a RIVETING sidebar about lipstick, and poor friends ruining trips to Chipotle are debated. Per usual, there will also be a Coachella lineup tangent and Haley gives a DETAILED description of how she kisses. You DO NOT want to miss this mess! Follow us! @hello_thepodcast @Haleyanne90 @Eddieboy87 @Officially_Montserrat --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

HELLO?! On this episode, our official return to your ears, the gang does a COVID catch-up on what's been going on since we've been gone. We try to figure out how COVID pay works, we get an update on Haley's body-ody-od, and our goals for 2022. Also, an update on Eddie's noisy neighbors, a spooky tingz update, and we argue about the Coachella 2022 lineup. We're sooooooo happy to be back with y'all!! Enjoy, rate, review, subscribe, and share us!! Follow us on IG @hello_thepodcast @officially_montserrat @eddieboy87 @haleyanne90 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

HELLO?! Welcome to an episode that was recorded in April 2021 that was never released and now will grace your earholes! Nothing has changed since you've last heard us, we're still a mess, but nothing but love from us to you! Happy 2022 y'all, we hope to be with you so soon!!! Follow us on IG! @Hello_thepodcast @Eddieboy87 @Haleyanne90 @officially_montserrat --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Aaaannnnnd we're back! This week Haley and Eddie profess their love for The Office, Eddie gives us a fire fruit salad recipe. Haley tells us about the time she bathed in bleu cheese. Girls poop glitter, sleep farting, and Monty is moving to "Antartatica". DO YOU LIKE TOMATOES?? You'll get our predictions on upcoming post heartbreak albums. Top bed sheets will NOT protect you from the demons and apparently they also = SEX. We tell you our very detailed shower routines. And a lengthy discussion on if FOREPLAY is a waste of time! Enjoy! ;) FOLLOW US @Hello_thepodcast @haleyanne90 @eddieboy87 @officially_montserrat Tell us YOUR unpopular opinions! email@hellothepod.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

On this weeks episode we're fresh from a mini vacation! Haley watches a comet LIVE on the podcast, Eddie tells us about the "NBA Bubble", silent but deadly farts, and many more wild Florida stories! Email@hellothepod.com @hello_thepodcast @eddieboy87 @officially_montserrat @haleyanne90 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

On today's episode, we discuss catfishing, hatfishing, AND maskfishing! Craigslist has a lot of plumbing issues to take care of, camel toes. Eddie may have found true love on Craigslist, and he tells us about watching TV with Uncle Phil! Thanks for tuning in, we love ya! Socials: email@hellothepod.com @hello_thepodcast @officially_montserrat @eddieboy87 @haleyanne90 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

On today's episode, we discuss the current coin shortage in the U.S., a bat being on the 2020 quarter, starting Only Fans accounts, Orville Redenbacher, government cheese, and Britney S. Pearce. Also, how problematic sweaty thighs can be at water parks and you'll hear our take on the presidential candidates. We have a special message to our listeners, which 99 cent only store is the best, techno vibrators, and Eddie explains Tumblr to us. Rate, review, subscribe, AND share with your friends! We also want to hear from YOU: email@hellothepod Let's be frands!! Follow us:   @hello_thepodcast @offically_montserrat @eddieboy87 @haleyanne90 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Grab your crucifix's kids! This week we talked about moments that spooked us! We meet Haley's new replacement, Harley! We hear a squeaky ass door! We discuss witching hour, snowrona virus, why ghosts need rides from gmas, give a V serious PSA about Ouija boards, spooky dooky answering machines, AND Haley tells us about the stalker in WI!! Send us your scary stories to read! email@hellothepod.com LETS BE FRIENDS on IG

Hi Friends!! Settle innnnn, today we talk about missing Coachella. Are our parents our friends? Problematic friendships, brain farts, real farts, and the most riveting and V important ranking of pizza chains, and pyramid schemes!! Hope you enjoy!! BE OUR FRIEND! email@hellothepod.com Follow us on Insta! @hello_thepodcast @haleyanne90 @eddieboy87 @officially_montserrat --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Welcome back friends! God gave us thicc thighs and we're divin in! Listen, subscribe, and leave us a review! Thanks SO much if you listened. xooxox Follow us on IG, lets be frandsssss @Hello_the podcast @haleyanne90 @eddieboy87 @officailly_Montserrat   --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

Hello!??! Please enjoy the the second part of our premier!!! Wanna chime in?? Email us! email@hellothepod.com Follow us on Instagram ;) @Hello_Thepodcast @Eddieboy87 @Haleyanne90 @officially_montserrat Guys, stick with us, we're working on the audio issue :) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message

WELCOME FRIENDS!! We want to thank you so much for joining us!! Give us a listen, and we hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed chatting! :)  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hellothepodcast/message