Podcasts about Poo

There's a new segment in town and we're going to the tip boys.A rather chilled weekend before a jam packed week at Alpha HQ this week. We're going Barra hunting before we rip into the PBR at Townsville to hopefully see ABW win bull of the year! Huge debate about meatless pasta in the cooking segment, discussion of bringing back the old school UHF aerials during Pub of the Week and eye pokes galore in the news and sport before we debut our new segment which is a cracker: dump find of the week with Uncle Poo. We've got a care package for Poo's Reviews too, it's all happening! Enjoy your week trendsetters and hope to see some of you in Townsville! Enjoy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Zero carb cans are now available in Liquorland: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/00:00:00 - Weekends + Catchup00:35:10 - Pub of The Week00:44:08 - Cooking/Eating00:55:11 - Alpha News01:37:11 - Dump Find Of The Week01:48:13 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today on the Deadass Podcast we a honoured to have one of our great mates, Quinno from the Alpha Blokes Podcast on for a yarn. We discuss Quinn's early life, gaming, content creation, vloging, QJ Ventures and how Quinn joined the Podcast. We talk about the new the directions with both podcasts and discuss trips and adventures together. We also talk about the UFC and the trips we have been on, plus the livestreaming of the UFC events from Alpha Blokes HQ. We had an absolute blast and this episode was recorded in front of a live audience (Tommy, Poo and Big Sexy) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's face it — no one wants to swim with bugs. In this episode, I talk with Terry Arko from HASA about one of the most common (and annoying) pool problems: bugs in your pool. From backswimmers to water boatmen, we cover what they are, why they show up, and most importantly — how to get rid of them and keep them from coming back. Terry explains how water chemistry, algae, and even lighting can attract bugs, and we share practical, real-world steps to reclaim your pool from the critters. Whether you're a homeowner or a service pro, this episode will make you rethink what's really living in your water.Send us a textSupport the Pool Guy Podcast Show Sponsors! HASA https://bit.ly/HASAThe Bottom Feeder. Save $100 with Code: DVB100https://bit.ly/THEBOTTOMFEEDERTry Skimmer FREE for 30 days:https://getskimmer.com/poolguy Get UPA Liability Insurance $64 a month! https://forms.gle/F9YoTWNQ8WnvT4QBAPool Guy Coaching: https://bit.ly/40wFE6y Thanks for listening, and I hope you find the Podcast helpful! For other free resources to further help you:Visit my Website: https://www.swimmingpoollearning.comWatch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SPLPodcast Site: https://the-pool-guy-podcast-show.onpodium.com/ UPA General Liability Insurance Application: https://forms.gle/F9YoTWNQ8WnvT4QBA Pool Guy Coaching Group Join an exclusive network of Pool Service Technicians to access the industry's leading commercial general liability insurance program. Protect your business. Premium is $64 per month per member (additional $40 for employees and ICs) $59 per month for Pool Guy coaching Members - join here! https://www.patreon.com/poolguycoaching Limits are $1,000,000 in occurrence and $2,000,000 in the aggregate - Per member limits [ $1,000,000 per occurrence and $4,000,000 aggregate available for $75 per month ] $50,000 in HazMat Coverage - clean up on-site or over-the-road Acid Wash Coverage - Full Limits

Nothing beats an outside piss.A jam packed episode this week. We hear an update on the Alpha Guinea from our favourite pig farmer from down south. We all recap different activities from the weekend, including the Monster Trucks in Rocky and some gardening from Uncle Poo. The rubs have been getting into their work during the Cooking segment, including some beer can chicken and some texas style ribs. Greyhounds on Meth during the news, as well as a look at the NRL ashes squad and the ultimate blokey Saturday night with BKFC, UFC and Boxing happening in a span of hours. A reminder in motivation to keep your eye on the prize, followed by some rippers from the Trendsetters group and how Uncle Poo has being handling his newest job role. To bring it home, we travel back to 1991 for a gizmo heavy edition of Poo's Reviews. Enjoy legends and have a ripper rest of the week.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Better Beer: Zero carb cans are now available in Liquorland: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/00:00:00 - Outside Pissing00:06:00 - The Stable00:18:00 - Catch Up00:39:28 - Pub Of The Week00:46:53 - Cooking00:52:39 - Alpha News01:22:20 - Motivation01:32:51 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our digestion happens every day and REALLY can impact how we feel, think, and treat others!So let's talk all about poop. :)My guest today is brimming over with practical tips about assessing your digestive output (aka poo) and solving issues in gut health based on what you see.Genevieve is a wealth of knowledge on gut health and poop and so generous with her time and practical tips. If you're a fan of healthy living without being too complicated or spending too much money, this is the interview for you!Resources We Mention for Gut Health for FamiliesPurchase The Mama Natural Week-by-Week Guide to Pregnancy and Childbirth (Amazon/Bookshop.org)If you're expecting, check out the Mama Natural Birth CourseChickpea Pizza Crust that is a favorite in our house.Morning sunlight for busy momsQuick Change Tastebuds, Gut Health, and Picky Eating with Elissa ArnheimProducts Genevieve Recommends: Mama Natural probiotics, Northwest Wild Foods berry powders, Garden of Life Turmeric gummies, Eden foods canned beans, Psyllium husk powder, Standard Process Betafood, Betaine HCl tablets, Digestive bitters, Mother Earth Minerals magnesiumVisit Genevieve on her website MamaNatural.com, or on social media: Instagram, YouTube, FacebookGet the one-page summaries of each podcast at www.kidscookrealfood.com/Handbook! Try out the #LifeSkillsNow workshops at kidscookrealfood.com/skills! Shop Truly Free household cleaners and more at https://kidscookrealfood.com/trulyfree! Kitchen Stewardship Kids Cook Real Food follow Katie on Instagram or Facebook Subscribe to the newsletter to get weekly updates YouTube shorts channel for HPH Find the Healthy Parenting Handbook at kidscookrealfood.com/podcast Affiliate links used here. Thanks for supporting the Healthy Parenting Handbook!

The following article of the Finance & Fintech industry is: “BNPL in Mexico: A Trend or a Long-Term Financial Tool?” by Jaime Márquez Poo, Partner and Executive Director of Business Development, STP.

HUGE weekend at Kilkivan PBR.We cover our team trip to an epic country rodeo in Kilkivan and what a weekend it was. Unreal pubs, plenty of trendsetters and way too many shots consumed and of course The Warden getting into his work. Tom gives his thoughts on the Ed Gein series before we thank you all for the support on our new rubs in the Cooking / Eating segment alongside some bakery reviews. New driving laws being an absolute Carry On in Alpha News, alongside some great chat from Dan Hooker in his upcoming biff. Poo tells us a very inspiring redemption story we witnessed on the weekend for Motivation before we dive right in to the one the girls have been waiting for, the Playgirl edition of Poo's Reviews. A huge thanks to EVERYONE that we met over the weekend, we couldn't do it without you legends. Enjoy the weekend coming and keep your ankles below your ears! Better Beer: Zero carb cans are now available in Liquorland: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/0:00 - Kilkivan PBR39:20 - Ed Gein Series48:50 - Pub Of The Week54:36 - Cooking / Eating1:07:38 - Alpha News1:26:53 - Motivation1:38:11 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katy is heading to Chicago this weekend, and there's one thing she can't stop thinking about. How and where will she manage to go #2 while staying with "her man"?The fun continues on our social media pages!Jeremy, Katy & Josh Facebook: CLICK HERE Jeremy, Katy & Josh Instagram: CLICK HERE

Christian College Sex Comedy: Part 4 Kung Fu Fighting In 30 parts, By FinalStand. Listen to the podcast at Explicit Novels.             Giving can make you richer while keeping leaves you only with what you have   Somewhere along the line the burn in my thighs and arms began to register with my hormone-stoked mind but the fires of lust kept me standing and humping. I was beginning to think I'd crash to the floor when Leigh's face lit up with passion and fear. "Put me down, Zane, put me down," she urged quietly. It took me a second to register the request and another to start maneuvering so that I could disconnect us, but that turned out to be a moment too long. Leigh hadn't been in pain; she had been on the verge of orgasm, and my jolts were the final straw. Leigh screamed loudly and in a way that could not be confused with anything but a woman coming to fruition. "Zane!!!!" she howled in a wall-shaking sonic explosion. Damn, she had to use my name, didn't she? We spun around and collapsed on the bed, Leigh on top for the nonce. She was still going off so I figured 'what the hell' and rolled over on top of her and went back to pounding away. Leigh's head was thrashing from side to side violently while her body trembled with the aftershocks of her detonation. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck ,  harder," she rasped out. As Leigh looked at me hungrily and began tearing kisses from me with bestial fury, I was beginning to think I'd short-circuited her higher brain functions. Her motor control skills were a function above par as her tongue, fingers, and cunt could attest. "Oh damn," she gasped, "oh fuck, oh damn ,  ah, ah, ah, ah , . Ah Fuck!" she groaned out before screaming her lungs off, shouting out my name again. She was driving her pelvis up against me, clawing at my shoulders and back, and kissing the hell out of me yet I still couldn't come. Leigh's eyes blinked then focused on me. "Are you trying to kill me?" she panted. I shook my head. "Why haven't you come?" she tried next. I had no good answer to that but Leigh rolled me over and started a slow but accelerating bounce, Cowgirl style. "I'm going to make you cum, you Bastard," she grinned ferociously. I admire a girl who likes a challenge but seriously, Leigh had seemed like such a sweet girl. "I'm going to own you, Zane Braxton," she growled as she continued to rock my world. "You can fuck the rest but you are coming home with me," she declared. Huh? Where did that come from? "Make me your bitch!" Ex-squeeze me? "Leigh?" called a worried female voice from outside the door, accompanied by a sharp knock. In a life approaching normalcy, this would be the point where we wrapped up in the sheets before the door opened; unfortunately, I was in Crazy Town. Leigh kept pounding me hard enough to make the bedsprings squeak. "Oh, God," gawked a fellow sorority sister as she opened the door and looked inside. "I , had nothing that came to mind that would obfuscate the situation. "He is so fucking good," gloated Leigh as she kept riding me. Her 'sister' stepped into the room and shut the door. "Hey, can I get up now?" I inquired. "No!" they both shouted at me. "You need to keep it down," the newcomer insisted. "They can hear you over the music by the pool," which meant they could hear Leigh, not me. With her message delivered I would have expected the second lady to leave but she didn't. Trying to change things up, I grabbed both of Leigh's wrists and pushed them behind her back. Leigh toppled forward allowing me to push her arms together and grip them in one of my hands. I used my now free hand to bring one of her breasts to my mouth and I took a nibble. "Make me scream," she begged. Been there, done that, been warned from doing that again. "You," I addressed the as-of-yet-unnamed sorority sister, "get me the sash from her bathrobe and her pillowcase." She looked at me with confusion. "Do it!" We kept going at it like wild animals until the girl came back with the sash and shook the pillow free from the pillowcase. "Here you are. What do you want me to do with this? And by the way, I'm Paris," she got out. "Paris, bind her hands behind her back with the belt," I instructed. Paris looked skeptical. "What about the pillowcase?" she questioned. "I'm going to gag her with it," I explained. Leigh looked frightfully turned on by the prospect. "I'm not sure about this," Paris worried. "Do it and then you can join us," Leigh offered; Paris almost bound my hand to Leigh's wrists, she was moving so fast. Paris gave me the pillowcase and I held it up for Leigh to bite down on which she promptly did allowing me to tie it behind her head. If nothing else, this was a learning experience for having fun with Barbie Lynn later. "What do I do?" Paris asked eagerly. "Strip," I commanded. As she was doing so I pulled Leigh off and positioned her at the head of the bed, face down and knees propped up on her pillow. Paris came to me; I pulled her into my lap and we started kissing. First Leigh growled in frustration, then she started groaning in arousal as Paris and I got into it. When I felt Paris was ready I bent her over and directed her toward Leigh's rear end. "What?" Paris wondered. "Taste her," I told Paris. She leaned forward and gave Leigh's cunt a good solid kiss, followed by a lick as Leigh moaned in response. Paris put a hand on each of Leigh's buttocks as a prelude to diving into her sister's favors. They developed a back and forth vocalization as Paris pushed Leigh forward before rebounding back. That part of the threesome off to a rocking start, I took an identical place behind Paris. She shuddered and spread her legs a little wider as I took my first taste of her. "Umm , she exhaled as I went from teasing her lips to dipping my tongue into her depths and twisting it among her folds, inserting a finger into her cunt just below. The clitoris came next, followed by slowly darting my tongue toward her anus. "Ah ,  wow," she moaned as I first touched it. When I went back down she actually twitched her ass and tried to lower herself down to catch my action. Ahead of me I could hear Leigh starting to go off again, muffled somewhat by her gag. Paris was preoccupied so I figured it was an opportune time to kneel behind her and insert my cock into her nicely snug cunt; for a moment I was afraid she was a virgin. I tried to moderate my progress into her but when I passed the halfway mark, Paris shoved her ass back against me. "Ugh ,  ah ,  that's ,  fantastic," Paris moaned as I flexed my member inside her cunt. Leigh mumbled something that I assumed was in the affirmative. A series of pushes and shoves were getting us into a good cadence to the point I finally felt my gut beginning to tense in preparation of my own climax; then the door opened. "Zane," Tawny stated with steely resolve. Both Leigh and Paris separated and rolled to their sides, staring warily at their Sorority President. I was sort of left on my knees with my pecker at attention. "I told you," Christina retorted smugly to Tawny, as if I was some prized pet. "Thirty-three minutes," Tawny noted on her watch. "It took him thirty-three minutes to bed two of my girls. That has to be some kind of World record." I had to think fast. "It's all my fault. I fell into the pool, pulling Leigh in with me, and when Paris showed up, I fumbled through. ", She fell into bed with you while simultaneously losing all her clothing as well?" Tawny taunted me. "That explanation works for me," I shyly agreed. "Zane, why is Leigh tied up and gagged?" Christina noted. "Rumor has it that Leigh is a screamer," Tawny informed Christina. "Oh, I think we can chalk that rumor down as confirmed," Christina smiled. "Can we get dressed and forget this ever happened?" I suggested. "The girls can get dressed, Zane, but what are you going to wear?" Tawny smirked as she kicked my pile of wet clothes. "Leigh, why don't you go over to Zane's place and ask his Aunt to give you a fresh set of clothes," Christina asked. Paris was rapidly getting redressed but when I crawled around her to free Leigh's hands she turned on me, pressed me to the mattress and gave me a serious oral assault. Leigh removed her gag, Paris sat up to resume dressing, and then Leigh took her turn kissing me before I could rise. "Enough," snapped Tawny to her two horny sorority sisters. Soon enough both ladies had left, but not before Leigh turned and mouthed 'catch you later' to me; I was left trying to decide if that was a promise or a threat. "Do I get something to wear now?" I pleaded. "No," Tawny responded, taking a seat at Leigh's desk and looking me over. Christina came over and sat at the head of the bed (I was still down by the foot). "So, Zane," Tawny mused, "does this happen to you often?" "No, well, actually, yes," I muttered in embarrassment, "though this is my first three-way since coming back to the States." "We could have another one right now," Christina stated, her voice husky with desire as she reached for my hand. I'm not sure what look of surprise/horror must have come over my face because both Christina and Tawny burst out laughing. "At least you don't assume you are 'all that,'" Tawny chuckled. "Oh, he has his egotistical moments," Christina informed her, "isn't that right, Zane?" I took that moment to cover my crotch with Leigh's pillow, which seemed only polite. Tawny waved her hand majestically. "Huh?" I wondered, which only had her make the same dismissive wave with her hand. "You have got to be kidding me?" Tawny looked to Christina who nodded her assent. "I, the protest began but I realized it was pointless so I removed the pillow exposing my still hard and as yet unrelieved cock. "To answer Christina's earlier question, I do have my moments but I think most of Christina's problems with me relate to the fact that I'm going to put her through a moral realignment," I related. "Oh?" Tawny looked surprised. "Do tell." "You saw that girl with more metal than sense that came in with us? Zane has gotten it into his head that he needs to defend her," Christina explained. "She deserves a chance here just like everyone else," I countered. "She's a thief, drug user, vandal, and generally violent to those around her; she's a felon," Christina lectured me. "You used to wear diapers; do I call you a bed-wetter?" I lashed back, followed by a moment of silence. "I see what you mean, Christina; he's very defensive of her. She must be pretty good in bed," Tawny observed. "As far as I know, they've never slept together; they are only friends," Christina informed her. "That's charming," Tawny remarked softly. "I found it quite grating at first but I confess his attitude has grown on me," Christina admitted. "You would think that given his living circumstances, he'd be more self-centered, " "Or gay," Tawny finished. "Don't you have boyfriends you should be meeting, or discovering?" I questioned. "I'm happy where I am," Christina answered. "Me too," Tawny added. I got up and headed for the door when Tawny stopped me. "Where do you think you are going?" "I need a wash cloth," I answered. "I'm a bit of a mess," I indicated my cock with a flicker of my eyes. Of course, my sneaking down the hall, naked, in the middle of a party would cause its own problems. "I'll take care of that," Tawny grinned. I had this sudden vision of Tawny going down on her knees and cleaning my cock with her lips and tongue but in reality, she headed to the door, called over a sister, and sent her on the errand. I flopped back on the bed with a sigh then let my eyes wander around the room. They came to rest on Christina who was studying me. I leaned over, propped myself up on my tortured knees and leaned in to kiss her because it was something I wanted to do since I first met her. "No," she responded. I kept leaning in until she raised a finger to my lips to stop my progress. "No," she repeated, but a playful fire danced in her eyes. I stopped and rocked back onto my ass. Tawny had watched the exchange with interest and now came off the chair and stood before me. I was looking into the cleavage of her burgundy shirt and nice, if not Barbie-licous, tits. I rose up, put my hands on her elbows, and started to pull her toward me but she shook her head. Tawny took my hands, untangled them from my hold on her, and pressed them behind my back. This has the unwelcome effect of propelling her pubic area onto my over-eager cock. I had the strangest feeling Rio had scrawled 'Lil Bitch' on my forehead with red lipstick because I was being freaking abused by these two. She drew me into a kiss that rolled into another like waves crashing upon the beach. By the end we were both panting, our bodies pressed tightly together. Tawny rested her head against my chin (she's tall with heels) and looked upon Christina. "Aren't you worried about someone taking him away?" she teased her fellow Alpha female. "He'll be there when I want him," Christina stated smugly. "I think we need to clarify our relationship," I mutter to Christina through Tawny's hair. "I was leaning more toward making you my sex toy and keeping you in my basement." "Truly, Zane, would you ever restrain me?" Christina asks seductively. "Physically or emotionally?" I ask. "Emotionally," she answered. "No. I could never do that to you, Christina. It would kill you inside," I respond truthfully. "See?" Christina told Tawny, "He loves me." Tawny's reaction is not what I expected. She turned back so that our eyes are only inches apart. "If you ever need help getting over that heartache, you know where to come," she breathed into me. "Ah, thank you?" I managed to get out. A girl knocked on the door, breaking our embrace as Tawny had to go to the door and get my wash cloth and towel. By the time I was done Leigh had come back breathless with a fresh set of clothes for me. While I got dressed Tawny and Christina left, dragging Leigh along with them. I hadn't been here an hour but I already felt like I'd been through three rounds of a prize fight. Reaching Heaven Sliding through the halls I ended up near the game room when someone backed into me. It was Heaven being aggressively advanced on by a tall, slender guy in an AKA jacket, so I side-stepped Heaven and placed an arm around her waist. Heaven's head flashed toward me first in anger, then in surprise. "Hey, Heaven," I greeted her, and since she was still looking at me, I kissed her lightly on the lips. Fortunately, Heaven actually managed to look grateful for the intervention but things weren't over yet. "Hey, buddy," the guy smiled with not a hint of friendliness as he pushed my chest, "I'm working here." "Hey, buddy," I grinned right back, "she came here with me." "Ha," he snorted, "this is an AKA, Kappa Sig function. If you crash the party, you should expect to share," as if my ladies were a candy bar or a pack of gum. As he spoke, he reached for Heaven's arm to pull her away but I caught his wrist. "We were invited too so you should back off and find someone else more appreciative of your charms," I warned him. He shook his wrist free and gave us an evil grin as he backed off. "She's not worth it," he sneered. "Loser," Heaven shot right back, giving him a palpable slap to his ego. I caught sight of Chastity watching the whole exchange, giving me a quick nod before feigning attention for a blonde, buff AKA brother; Heaven had another guardian but I'd interfered before she'd come into play. "Zane, you can let go of me now," Heaven muttered. "No. You have to kiss me first," I whispered into her ear. "Not going to happen," Heaven declared softly. I waited for her to shrug me off but she didn't. "Do you want to go out back?" I asked. "No," was her monosyllabic response. "Listen, we can go outside and have a good time, or I can take you upstairs and fuck your ass until, I whispered into her ear ", you beg me to stop." "I'm not afraid of you," she defied me, at which point I steered her to the stairs heading up. We found the linen closet open and unoccupied so we slipped in, shut the door, and turned off the light so the only illumination came from the slats in the door. I pressed Heaven's back against the wall and dove into her tasty lips. Heaven responded hungrily, wrapping her arms around my neck and running her hands through my hair. I had to remind myself that this woman had been painfully cruel to me on multiple occasions. "Thank you, Zane," Heaven whispered up to me, her dark eyes glimmering in the pale light seeping in from the door. I decided to not ask what she was thanking me for. "You aren't trying to get out of having sex with me, are you?" I taunted her back. My first instinct was to force her to turn around facing the wall and having my way with her, there was still a bit of lingering hate on my part going on but, "Turn around," I requested. Seeing her hesitation,  "I really want you right now." "Oh," she exhaled, then she giggled and turned around, taking little steps and rubbing against me. "Let me know what you like," I whispered into her ear. I let my hands coast along her throat until my fingertips touched, then I withdrew them back around and down her shoulders. I felt a slight flutter course through Heaven before I worked down her back to linger at her ass. I knelt behind Heaven and began massaging each cheek in turn, moving them together then pulling them apart. I kept the massage going for two minutes before Heaven began slipping her high heels farther apart and pushing back against me. I let my hands slide down to the bottom of her short red dress, then began hiking it up to the small of her back. She had on a thong which I imagined made strapping down her own cock a little difficult. I kissed her left cheek first; Heaven trembled so I kissed the other, inducing a tiny moan. I rested my hands on her hips and pulled her back into my kiss, swiveling her hips sensually around so that I could bring them to my lips. In the dim light I could see Heaven ball up her fists and claw the wall in sexual tension. I pulled her ass floss aside and began to dart my tongue from the top of her ass and working my way down. Heaven pushed up on her toes eagerly, trying to move my tongue to her anus. "Do you want me to stop?" I asked her. "Stop and I'll beat you back into high school," she growled in a throaty voice. I'm not sure how hard you would have to stomp someone to beat them back a whole school year but I definitely decided to not find out. I began slowly probing her ass with my tongue, occasionally licking up to the cleft and down to the cloth covering her balls. "Ugh, ugh, ugh, ah, ah, ah, ah," Heaven panted. "Oh, yes, fuck yeah, right there," she went on and on. I sneaked a hand between her legs and brought it up subtly to her contained cock and began to rub it, causing her to jolt, clench her teeth, and stifle a yelp. "Am I better than Christina?" I asked. Heaven shimmied in agitation before responding. "No, but you are good," she allowed. I answered that with a finger coming up and pressing into her ass. I alternated between tongue and finger until she was good and slick. I stood up, unzipped my pants, and pulled them down with my underwear. "I hope you are ready," I informed her, with my need evident as my cock came free and rubbed up between her ass cheeks. Heaven started trying to reposition herself to capture me inside her. "Are you going to make me your lover?" I whispered into her ear. "Shut up," she gasped back. I drew back even as she pushed up as far as she could go and tried to wiggle her asshole onto my cock. "I don't want this to be some random fuck, Heaven. I want to do this again. Make me your lover," I repeated. Heaven groaned loudly. "No," she choked back a sob. I pressed the tip of my cock against her opening and she responded by slowly pushing against me. "I, I'm, Zane, I'm, she whimpered with self-doubt. "You are beautiful," I told her softly. "Ah, she gasped as her resistance collapsed and my prodding head popped in. "Zane," she purred, "so good." I was sure it was painful but Heaven wouldn't show it. "Make me your lover," I said yet again as I slid a bit more of me into her rectum. "No," she moaned, so I stopped myself and held us there. "Don't pull out," she begged. "I'm not going to," I promised her, "but say it anyway." "You are my lover," she whispered. "You are my lover," she repeated a little louder. "Now tell me you're my bitch," I taunted her. "You are my bitch," she teased me right back between sobs of pleasure. "I'll take that," I told her, before nibbling on her earlobe. I kept tantalizing he ear, neck, and shoulder as I let her gently adjust to my cock as it entered her. "Oh, God," she exhaled softly, "is there more?" "Yes, but you are over half way," I calmed her. "We'll take it easy." "Oh, oh, oh, God, fill me up, you bastard," she panted. "I can take it, oh, God, I can take it." She was psyching up for the extreme sensations she was going through. She wasn't losing her anal virginity; she was losing it again but in her way, on her terms. I slowed my entrance when I heard her choked sobs. I pressed down on her until my head was beside hers. It was left unspoken that I was here if she needed to express herself. "Ah, ah, ah, ah, then she noticed how I was positioned and she fell silent for a moment. "Zane, I'm, okay." "Damn, Heaven, you are so sexy right now," I groaned, "so damn tight." "Fuck me like you mean it," she replied, "like I'm your woman." "I'm not all the way in yet," I cautioned her. "Oh, well, get to it. I, I can take it," she ground out somewhat fearfully. "Promises, promises," I playfully scolded her, accentuated by short jabs deeper into her ass. "Oh, fuck you," she gasped. "I can, I can do this, I can do this, oh, God." On the last 'oh God,' I finally pressed as tightly to her ass as I could and settled there. We remained locked together until Heaven reached back and ran her fingers through my hair. "I'm ready," she whispered to me. "Heaven, I'm going to do what I promised; I'm going to fuck you until you can no longer stand," I reminded her. "You don't, have, what it takes, freshman. Give it, your, best shot," she panted. I didn't rush to her challenge right away, taking it nice and slow at first. My cock withdrew until my cockhead was at the point it distended her anus. "Ah, perfect," she whimpered and started to tremble uncontrollably. I started returning to her, letting her vibrations rise and crash as I made my way back down. On that last inch down Heaven suddenly pushed back against me and cried out, "Yes!" This made me smile. Sex is good, but sex when your partner is totally into the sex is fantastic. It still baffled me that people would want to use sex as pain, to punish. It is like cooking a five-course meal and eating the ashes of your campfire instead. I moved my hands from her hips to her breasts, caressing them as I repeated the process of receding then plunging in deep. Heaven reacted by thrusting my cock home and grunting from her gut as she did so. Our pace and tempo increased until I was slamming her hard, the sweat on her ass and my thighs enhancing the 'slap, slap' as we went at it. Heaven shuddered, then she desperately reached out and fumbled among the towels. A hand towel came flying my way and I noticed she grabbed another one and began shoving it between her legs, she was about to orgasm. "Don't let me scream," she hissed. Since one hand was down below and the other was keeping me from pumping her through the wall, I figured she wanted to be muffled. I got there right on time as Heaven made seven sharp intakes of breath then cried out. I reveled in her anal ring spasms around me, the heat of her body burning my cock with her intensity. When Heaven began to slump as she coasted down from her high I released her breast and wrapped an arm around her waist and held her against me. Heaven's knees wobbled but she didn't fall so it was time to turn up the screws. "Round two, Heaven," I warned her as I picked up my piston-like motion once again and released the towel on her shoulder. "Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, you bastard," she gasped. Now I rested my hands on her hips once more to maintain our rhythm. I could feel Heaven struggling to keep up her breathing with her diaphragm constantly disrupted by her sexual aftershocks. My pounding into her weak flesh caused her tight, firm ass to ripple and brought forth more animalistic noises from Heaven. "What a great piece of ass," I praised her. "I want you, Heaven, and I'm not going to stop loving your body until you can't take it anymore." "Fuck you, oh, yes, God,  God yes, I'm, and I muffled her once again as the second eruption came quickly after the first. I remained merciless in my assault, to the point I had pushed her fully against the wall, still on the tips of her toes. I wouldn't stop; I felt this was a challenge we should both meet. "Ah, Zane, tell me, you, love me," Heaven wheezed. "I love you, Heaven. You feel so right in my arms," I gasped. She sighed lustfully and I kept thrusting. "I, I can't take anymore," she begged with bated breath. "I want to hear you say that you surrender to me," I growled as I let my cock reach its farthest penetration, then gave one might shove entering new territory. Heaven's mind and body collapsed at that moment. She hit her orgasm as she lost total emotional and physical control. She was flopping against me until she retreated from her third climax and she was pretty much at my mercy. I pulled her off me, slowly rolled her over on the wall and let her slide down. Heaven's crotch was covered with a towel. I stepped forward with my cock pressing toward her face. "Suck it," I demanded of Heaven. She looked up at me defiantly, then to my cock with fatigued breaths. My cock had just come out of her ass and here it was within tongue's reach of her lips. Heaven looked over her options and right at the point I was sure she would refuse, two trembling hands rose up and took hold of my shaft and balls. Her tongue licked the tip of my cock; Heaven judged the taste and she went back down to take in more of my cock. One hand stroked the staff while the other began massaging my balls. After several efforts to swallow most of my chock she started talking. "You Bastard," she gulped. "Next time cum in my ass, but right now I'm thirsty." I took my hands to her head and began fucking her face at a steady pace. Heaven pressed her hands against my thighs to stop me then started bobbing her head instead. She wasn't the best yet but she was improving wonderfully, learning more patience as well as becoming a better judge of my reactions to what she was doing. Gobbling and slurping noises followed as her uncertainty faded and she began to bask in the power she had over me. "Ready to cum, Zane?" she said with a sloppy wet smile. I nodded vigorously. "I'm not done with you yet," she laughed, "so you had better keep it together." "Crap," I gasped, as she took in more of me than previously done. She let my cockhead rub against the back of her mouth repeatedly before finally pushing it past her gag reflex. She couldn't do it for long but she kept at it until I couldn't take the throat contractions anymore. "Cumming," I gasped. Heaven grabbed my ass cheeks and pulled me in as far as she dared. She didn't press her nose to my stomach but she came close. I grabbed her head and began shooting off into her throat. Heaven choked and sputtered, drinking me down in several gulps. She ran her tongue along my shaft as she languidly withdrew me to her lips. She sealed her blowjob with a final kiss and lick to my head, catching that last drop of semen. Heaven slumped against the wall panting heavily, licking her lips and letting her hands fall to her lap. Kung Fu Fighting "Is this what it is like?" she whispered more to herself than me. I lifted her up onto her shaky legs and pulled her tightly to my chest. "No, she muttered, but then her tone changed and she wrapped her arms around my waist, "Fuck it," she sighed, and put her head on my chest. "I can hear your heartbeat," she commented. "Your breath against my chest feels pretty good too," I whispered to her. "Let's get dressed," she responded after a moment. "We should get back to the party." "I hate you," Heaven declared as we were cleaning up. "Why?" I wondered. Had I accomplished nothing? "You are fun," she snapped, as if she was declaring me to be a Satanist. "That is a bad thing?" I questioned. "Yes, no, damn it, I want to spend time with you and that's not right," she explained desperately. Seeing that her message wasn't getting through, "You are a man," she added. "I have no idea what you have against my gender but can't you take a chance and believe that I'm not like other men who have been in your life?" I suggested. "See, that is why you are bad for me," she sounded exasperated. "I want to believe you and I know you only want me for the sex." "Yes, absolutely; I want to have sex with you. Heaven, you are a terribly attractive woman and what is wrong with wanting to make love to you?" I countered. That brought her up short as she looked deeply into my eyes. "Zane, I'm not a woman; I'm a guy," Heaven whispered. "Did we just make love?" I reposed. I could see her struggle with that and then I knew; she'd been fucked and used like some, piece of meat but a man had never made love to her until now. "Yes, Zane, yes, we did," she said softly. "We made love." "Good, because I'd like to do it again. Can I expect to see you once a month?" I requested. "Once a month," Heaven told me with a sweet smile on her face, "I'm far hungrier than that." "We may have to work something out with Barbie Lynn," I pointed out. "Barbie Lynn can kiss my ass," Heaven declared, and to emphasize her point, she grabbed my cock through my pants, saying "Mine!" with a shark-like snarl. "Weren't you kicking my ribs in three days ago?" I reminded her. "Oh, don't be a wimp," she snapped, but like lightning flashing across the horizon, she changed tack. "I promise I'll make it up to you," she moaned as she rubbed her body against me. "I'd like for you to make it up to Rio too," I hinted. "Hell, no!" Heaven growled. "There is no way I'm going to fuck Rio." "Damn right; if Rio knew she was going to have sex with you, she'd go out and buy the biggest strap-on possible and you wouldn't walk straight for a week," I nodded. "You would like to see that, wouldn't you?" she suspiciously accused me. "No. That would hurt like a bitch and I don't want to walk funny for a week," I replied straight-faced. For a millisecond Heaven got angry, then she let it bleed away and laughed instead. Maybe Rio taking my ass with a dildo was something Heaven found amusing. "Fine, Joker. Let's get back to the party before Christina realizes I'm missing," Heaven told me. "Turn around," I asked her. Heaven glared at me then rolled her eyes in mock disgust, turned around, and thrust her ass back. I leaned down and bit each cheek once more. I was rewarded with another sharp intake of breath by Heaven which she attempted to hide. "Can't get enough?" she purred while looking at me over her shoulder and smiling. Heaven was clearly enjoying herself, which was kind of neat, but I didn't want her getting too cocky. I stood and spanked her hard on the ass causing her to jump. "Ow!" she got out before I took her jaw in hand and kissed her. Our tongues wrestled and entwined deeply before we separated and made for the door. We stepped out to mild applause from a gathering of eavesdroppers before making it to the stairs. Out of the blue, Heaven reached out and interlaced her fingers in mine as if it was the most normal thing in the world. As we walked into the kitchen Hope detached herself from some guy who was busier staring at the cleavage of her strapless white dress than actual conversation. "Where have you guys, oh, my God," she giggled as she looked into Heaven's blushing face. "Shit, Zane, how many girls do you plan to nail tonight?" "It's not like I have some Grand Plan, Hope," I shrugged helplessly. "When is my turn?" Hope joked as the guy she'd been talking to came up. Heaven gripped my arm tighter but I had the feeling that had more to do with Hope's comment. "October twenty-second at eight-thirty," I tossed back to her. Hope smiled at us before pulling Heaven to her. "Let Zane go for a while," she told Heaven softly. "We know where he lives ,  and where he sleeps." Together, the two ladies turned to face the 'guy', allowing me to head out in search of Iona. Oh, So This is How I Got Here I found Iona corned by some dark-haired stocky man against the bar. Iona had 'victim' written all over her face and he was coming across as a pit bull with the scent of blood. "Zane!" Iona squeaked as she forced herself past him and into my arms. "Hey, Babe," I responded with real affection, stroking her hair gently for emphasis. "I told you my boyfriend was coming for me," Iona told the AKA man scowling at me. He skulked off for greener pastures and Iona wrapped her arms around my waist. "I prayed you'd come back for me. You left me and I couldn't find you," she pleaded. "Iona, why didn't you simply text me using '911'?" I questioned her. "I'd have come running." Iona, our tech-genius, blushed in embarrassment at my simple suggestion to her dilemma. "Oh, yeah, I could have done that," she mumbled. We spent several minutes rocking slowly to the music, Iona pressing with her back to me and my arms around her. "I have to go to the bathroom," she told me quietly. "Come with me?" "Girl's bathroom, here we come," I smiled down at her. We made our way to the middle of the house to one of two lower bathrooms, this one devoted to girls for the night. As Iona gave me a quick, shy grin and disappeared behind the door, I realized some asshole was giving me the once over. It was the AKA who had been scoping out Heaven. I met his glare until he turned away and left. Cappadocia gave me a friendly bump as she slipped past me and went into the bathroom as well. "Oh, Zane, giggled Cappy, mimicking Leigh's earlier outburst which led me to groan and slump against the wall. Iona came out and beamed with pleasure, maybe dreading that I would have abandoned her again. Something caught her eye that caused that smile to fade into concern. I looked her way and saw the pit bull, and he'd gained a buddy. Fortunately, the hall ran both ways so I took Iona by the arm and turned to go the other direction, where I saw Heaven's old beau and he'd grown two AKA clones. With pain so imminent on the horizon I had to wonder if I'd been such a total bastard. "Get help," I hissed to Iona before pushing her away from me. I moved so my back was to the bathroom door. "Zane-boy," mocked the Heaven guy, "let's go out back and talk." "No, thanks," I smiled, "I may be a horny fucker but you are too much of a cunt for me." As you might guess, that didn't go over well. I weighed my responses and decided my best option was to drag things out until a few FFU ladies could come to my rescue so I let them grab hold of me. What I had underestimated was their sense of entitlement. They didn't feel the need to hide my beat-down. They shoved me through the girl's bathroom door and poured in after me, ready for an immediate infliction of my punishment. The one silver lining was that they'd thrown the first punch so I was free to lash out. I kicked the first guy coming for me, knocking him back into the wall beside the door. I snaked a punch past the second man's guard but then they overwhelmed me and slammed me into the far wall. I blocked with my thighs and forearms until they pinned my arms, then the body blows began. "Hold him up," the Heaven butthole growled to his buddies, "I'm going to kick his ass." "Since your fist is as tiny as your cock, that's hardly a threat," I gasped. My dumb comment earned me a crunching blow to the ribs. Right then, the stall beside us opened up revealing Cappadocia as she stepped out. "Get out of here, bitch," the guy closest to her snapped. Cappadocia had a moment to assess the situation. "I kick ass for the Lord," she stated clearly. "Huh?" the guy had just enough time to say before Cappadocia's spin-kick caught him along his jaw line, slammed his face into the tiled wall, and re-arranged his dental work. At the same time, my main assailant hammered me again but Cappadocia rapidly became a primary diversion. It was a real pity; they should have been watching the door because Heaven came storming through and kidney punched the first (non-me) bastard she came across. A third guy managed to raise his arms fast enough to partially deflect Cappadocia's next punch. As they released me, I slumped half-way down the wall before Heaven's bastard launched another kick at me. I was able to block it with my arms. He hauled back again with a snarl on his face when Heaven blazed up behind him, grabbed the back of his head, and pummeled it into the wall. Heaven spun around as Cappadocia yanked me up. Against us, the last three AKA were gathering themselves for our rush. Another frat-boy opened the door. "Guys, is everything, he began before Rio smashed that nice looking vase I'd last seen in the entryway over the man's head. The guy staggered and fell to one knee so Rio kicked him in his ass and sent him sprawling on the floor. Before she could get off more than one war-whoop, yet another AKA yanked her into the hall. Heaven was fierce and I knew Cappadocia could fight but I was far less certain of how well Rio could defend herself; we charged. Now, please understand that FFU does not turn out super-commandos. It stresses physical fitness and discipline but that doesn't overcome the basic advantage of height, weight and reach of the average AKA brother. Add to that, we were outnumbered two to one and things were looking bad. One unforeseen advantage we possessed was that if you were FFU, every guy was the enemy (some were still a little conflicted by my existence). The same did not hold true for Alpha Kappa Alpha. Nearly half the girls were Kappa Sigma. All it really took was Iona being a smart little camper. Iona found Christina and Tawny and rapidly brought them up to speed with the crisis. Christina quickly moved to get her girls out while Tawny rallied her troops to break up the fight. It was inevitable that some confused AKA punched out a Kappa Sig, at which point chaos broke out. In the midst of this, Rio and I bolted for the back in order to gather all the girls in the back of the house. Heaven and Cappadocia did the same, heading up to the front. The plan was, we'd make for my house with as many as we could gather. With some effort I made it out the back gate with eight of my ladies and we ran for the wood line separating the properties. As we broke through into view of Aunt Jill's house, we ran into Christina and the rest of our expedition. A quick check showed that though we were bloody and torn, we were all accounted for. The look Christina gave me was scathing and I accepted it with shame because I'd promised my school mates a fun time, not a melee. I was figuring this was the end when Heaven came up and took my hand, smiling up at me. "That was fun," she laughed. Charity, Faith, and Hope nodded, along with more than half of the other girls. "What the fuck?" I muttered. Rio laughed and slapped me on the back. "Just like old times, minus the gunshots and sirens," Rio declared ecstatically. On cue, the sirens began in the distance. As we raced to the house, Heaven couldn't stop grinning like a maniac "Damn it, Zane, you stapled a smile to her face," Christina glowered at me once we got inside and, with the quartet, we separated from the rest. "You fucked her, didn't you?" "What makes you think that?" I evaded. It wasn't like she was either of our parents. "Assume for a moment I haven't known her like she's my own twin sister, no, wait, you can't because she is like my twin sister," Christina pointed out. She reached out and took Heaven by the arm. "Tell me you didn't let him fuck you," she pleaded with her friend. "I, uh, yes, I dragged him into a closet and let him fuck me up the ass until I could no longer stand, and I loved it, and he wants to do it to me again," Heaven fought back, "and again." "Zane, why did you do this to her?" Christina turned back to me. "Duh!" I grumbled, "She's hot and she likes sex. I wasn't aware I needed any more motivation." Chastity lost it and began giggling, which brought down Hope's iron exterior as well. Christina shot them a glance but Chastity wouldn't stop. "Christina, I think we have a bigger concern," Chastity stated. "What is that?" Christina responded cautiously. "I'd worry about which one of us Zane nails next," Chastity explained between snickers. "Wow," I sighed, "you make it sound like I'm some sort of sexual predator." "Zane, you are a sexual predator," Hope pointed out. "I prefer the term service provider," I quipped. Heaven snuck up on me and took my hand. I immediately suspected a judo throw was in my future but instead, she snuggled around my arm like a mini Barbie Lynn. I was suddenly missing the Heaven who wanted to kick me because I knew that personality, where this new one was a mystery. "Heaven?" Christina questioned her, clearly as confused as me. "Hey, I've never had a boyfriend before," Heaven shrugged. "I want to get some use out of him." Christina had no comeback for that. I'm thinking 'boyfriend?' "You do realize you are going to have to share him?" Hope pointed out. "As long as those other girls know their place, I'm okay with that," Heaven stated matter-of-factly. "On that note, I'm going to go look for some ladies that actually appreciate me," I announced as I untangled myself from Heaven. As I broke free, Heaven made a grab for my elbow. "Can we, you know, get together tomorrow?" she asked. I stroked her cheek around her ear and into the hair at the back of her head, bringing her head to me so that we could kiss. "Sure. I'll pick you up around five. We can hit a restaurant then can catch a movie," I outlined. Heaven blinked with uncertainty. "I, what?" she muttered. "Heaven, Zane is asking you out on a date," Christina explained to her friend. Heaven looked over to me for confirmation so I nodded. "Say 'yes'," Chastity goaded Heaven, who had been rendered speechless. "Yes," Heaven said to me. "I'll pick you up in the parking lot at five," I told her before departing in search of Rio, Iona, and Barbie Lynn. Running Away From the Fight "Zane," Barbie Lynn greeted me happily and swept into my arms. Rio couldn't stop grinning like a lunatic and even Iona looked pleased. I was getting ready to do some serious tonsil hockey with Barbie when, "Zane," called out Aunt Jill sounding worried and confused. I took a deep breath and headed to the stairs were she was standing, still groggy from sleep, in her dressing gown. "Hey, Jill, the party is over and we'll be heading out soon. There is nothing to worry about," I soothed her. "Is that sirens I hear?' she inquired. "I'll go out and check," I promised her and with her nod I whispered good-bye to my closest girls and headed for the front door. As I opened the door Christina moved to my side with a questioning glance. "I need to find out how much trouble I've caused the Kappa Sig's," I explained. "I agree, we need to go find out how bad the trouble is and apologize to Tawny," Christina corrected me. We walked once more across the lawn, this time in silence. As we crossed into Kappa Sigma property we noted that most of the cars had departed already but two Sheriff's Deputies had arrived. Tawny Flores (the Kappa Sigma Chapter President), Leigh (a sister) and some guy I didn't recognize were talking to them. "That is Richard O'Fallon, the President of the AKA Chapter," Christina informed me in a hushed tone. They all flashed us looks as we stopped close by, the lead deputy looking our way. "That is Christina Buchanan from FFU; she's was a guest at our party, and the boy next to her is Zane Braxton, our next door neighbor," Tawny introduced us. I waited for the other shoe to drop but it didn't. No one was pressing charges and after taking our statements the Deputies left, somewhat perturbed. Richard gave the briefest of nods before departing himself. From inside the Sorority house we could hear the noises of the sisters cleaning up. "Well?" Christina asked of Tawny. "I'm still thinking it over," Tawny responded. "It isn't like a bunch of frat boys are going to admit some girls from a Christian school kicked their asses. Now I need to decide what to do with you. Zane, who threw the first punch?" "I don't know his name but he was the AKA brother who had been hitting on Heaven earlier. He and four of his brethren shoved me into the downstairs women's bathroom. Earlier he had made a grab for Heaven so I grasped his wrist, but that was as far as that encounter went and that was over an hour before the fight," I related. "Kappa Sigma has had a relationship with Alpha Kappa Alpha for nearly fifty years. They say you started it. Why should I believe you?" Tawny persisted. "You may not know me well and I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but do you really think I'd start a fight with five guys in a girl's bathroom?" I answered. "Yet you still managed to win," she smiled inquisitively. "I lay the blame for my legendary fighting prowess on Heaven who was the first to come running, and Cappadocia who was actually in the bathroom when the fight started. She's sub-captain of the Karate Team and one of the guys called her a bitch. He'd be the brother on the way to the dentist," I added. "I'll vouch for them," Christina stated, "and for Zane. He's not in the habit of being truthful, but he's not going to blame someone else for things he's done either." Considering how tumultuous our relationship had been, that was high praise from Christina indeed. "I believe that the sisters and I will have to vote on this matter," Tawny addressed Christina. "We will let you know of our decision in a few days." With that we were dismissed. I walked by Christina's side as we made our exit. At the tree line I looked to Christina. "I'm sorry," I said softly. "Did you mean to start a fight?" Christina inquired calmly. "No." "Have you ever been to a frat/sorority party before?" she continued. "No." "Then what are you apologizing for? You didn't see this coming and you didn't force anyone to show up with you. We came to have fun, we made a mistake, and now I will deal with the consequences," she finished saying. I reached out, took her hand and she didn't pull away. It took about thirty minutes to get all the FFU girls squared away and most on the road home. Heaven made sure to give my ass a quick squeeze as she departed. By the time I trundled Jill off to bed I'd convinced her that Rio, Iona, and Barbie Lynn could stay. Rio and Iona would share my bed while Barbie Lynn would get the one finished guest room and I'd get the couch downstairs. I lay downstairs for some time, ruminating over the mess I'd made of things and trying to figure a way out of it, but eventually sleep overcame me. In my dreams my mind wandered over all kinds of improbable events but became focused on a fantasy where Rio, Barbie Lynn, and Leigh were looking down on me and smiling and I was sure sex would ensue. "Zane, Zane wake up," Barbie Lynn whispered to me. "Huh, what, am I awake? Is this real?" I muttered. Now, two things of note; the girls were lined up leaning over the back of the sofa, Barbie Lynn closest to my head, then Rio, and Leigh (at my waist) and that Barbie Lynn and Rio, not having any sleepwear, were wearing my white dress shirts, closed by only the two lowest buttons, while Leigh was in a thin white tank top and short cut-off denim shorts (which I would see in a moment). It was around sixty-five degrees outside so Leigh's thick, long nipples were poking through. Rio and Barbie were proving that no matter how crisp the look, a girl always looks better in your shirt than you do. Rio's breasts were playing peek-a-boo with me, but Barbie's were clearly on the verge of busting loose with two luscious mounds of succulent flesh. Barbie Lynn kicked up her heels and tipped over the back of the sofa and dangled her boobs over my face. "Is this real enough for you, Honey?" she murmured to me. "Are you sleeping in the nude, Zane?" Rio teased me. She knew that I was wearing gym shorts. "I'll check," Leigh volunteered. Before I could do much more than prop myself up on my elbows, and bury my face into Barbie Lynn's chest, Leigh had a hand underneath my light blanket, on top of my shorts, and caressing my throbbing member (I was having a good dream). "Poo," Leigh pouted, "he has shorts on." "Hurry and take them off," urged Rio. "He hasn't has sex in over two hours; the poor bastard must be near death from under-stimulation!" "Your compassion overwhelms me," I muttered sarcastically through Barbie's bounty. By some mystic convergence I ended up with a nipple in my mouth smothering further protest. I was aware of the blanket being yanked away, my shorts being pulled down my legs and then someone standing on my chest, gak! Barbie Lynn pulled away from me, moving around the head of the sofa and exposing me to the sight of Rio balancing on my chest and stripping off her shirt. Leigh gingerly vaulted over the back, shimmied her tiny denim shorts down exposing her neatly trimmed cunt for everyone to see. Rio tossed her/my dress shirt aside, displaying her lack of underwear, and Barbie quickly revealed the same as she appeared once more beside my head. "What the hell is going on?" I growled. I should be forgiven for my non-sexual thoughts because I'd had sex earlier in the evening, I was concerned over the damage I may have done to Christina, and it was my prudish Aunt's house. "I was asleep with Iona when this horny bitch, Leigh," Rio gestured to Leigh while rhythmically balancing from foot to foot on my chest, "came climbing through your window." "I left it open when I came over earlier to get your clothes," Leigh confessed. What she didn't mention was how she had to scale the trellis to get to the second floor. "She was kinky enough to put her tongue into my ear," Rio continued, "like the fucking tease she is but stopped when I turned over looking for a little hot, sweaty lesbian action." "I didn't want to stop," Leigh protested. "I only suggested that we add Zane in." "And Barbie Lynn?" I questioned, which caused Rio to roll her eyes. "I figured you weren't lame enough to actually be sleeping where you were supposed to be so we went over to Barbie-luscious' room, licked her to multiple orgasms," Rio went on. "No, they did not," denied Barbie Lynn. "We might have if she had not been up waiting on you," Leigh grinned. "So we came down to find you," Rio finished. "Where is Iona?" I asked. "We left her in bed," Rio confessed. Leigh scooted down my legs, past my knees and wrapped her hand around my cock. I took that as an invitation to let my left arm drape off the sofa to Barbie Lynn's leg just shy of her ankle and then worked my way up. Rio drew my gaze and settled down on her knees so that I could place my right hand between her legs. "You were going to have an orgy and not invite her?" I said, rapidly followed by, "Rio, you forgot two of your piercings," I reminded her as I playfully tugged on her lower lip

Recorded at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio on a Monday.  The NES Zapper and the associated noises were classic.  A fantasy football punishment that's awesome.  Taylor Swift is officially over but she is still filthy rich.  Jelly Roll is in fact, awful.  The Top 5 places we have ever been list...sort of clunky but funky.  We have a fresh bottle of Malort but will wait for The Blade.  A new round of $10 liquor store bottle roulette.  Make good choices!

It's getting warmer Joe.We have one incredibly pumped co-host this week and it's the one who shits the most because of the mighty Broncos getting the job done. Slushie season is coming up because of the heat and there's some generational sack getting around in the news before covering the UFC as well as the NRL GF in the sport. A very cartoon heavy episode in Poo's Reviews, including a fun guessing game to bring it all home. Hoping to see all you legends at Kilkivan Rodeo this weekend, enjoy trendsetters!Our new range of BBQ rubs with Lanes, the Italian Stallion and the Tex Mex, go live this coming Tuesday, 6PM AEST at lanesbbq.com.auBetter Beer: Zero carb cans are now available in Liquorland: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/0:00 - PBR Kilkivan + The Stable11:00 - Pigging With Poo19:00 - Other Weekend Antics29:30 - Cooking / Eating44:03 - Pub Of The Week51:46 - Alpha News1:25:17 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mondays are recording day at the Palm Street Studio.  Portable queso is where it's at, just need a holster.  John M. took a nasty spill at bowling but he is a tough old buzzard.  Urban DIC calls in with 3 new terms for us for the Lions, Tigers, and Red Wings opponents.  Blame Canada.  We make our Lions score predictions.  Phil never answers his phone, lets' check to the last time he did.  A chili cook off fiasco has Junior pissed.  Canadian Comedian Phil Nichol is encroaching on American soil.  Canada loves news and true crime.  Make good choices!

Recorded on a Monday night at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio.  Hold on to the darn football until you cross the goal line, Phil gets hosed in fantasy football and is not happy.  Mark Sanchez is stabbed and arrested, Dirty Sanchez indeed.  A GHC sighting and mention of hand jobs.  Junior is confused in the press box.  Canadian Comedian Phil Nichol has a very American website, Phil will take the Canadian one.  Tigers talk leads into everyone loving Gasolina.  We should do a top 10 or 5...  Diddy is going away so make good choices!

It's a Monday night at the Palm Street Studio.  We talk about the Tigers some as it is playoff time.  Junior is back with his dumbass trivia show.  This week features the topics "Funny bone", "I want candy", "The Simpsons", the Michigan quiz, and a 20 part question topic for Lord Adam, "This grossed me out".  You will not want to miss this one as a new champ from out of the blue arrives.  What if we bought the Marlette Inn?  The crew gets new bowling shirts.  A big tie in the NFL, deal wise and score wise, and F the Cowboys and Packers.  Do smelling salts help?  Bet big on the Lions and that offense.  The Grumpy Griller ate all the ribs so make good choices!

Time for Poo's hot boy summer.Cracking episode today. We cover our trip to Lanes BBQ testing our new upcoming rubs, the Charlie Sheen documentary, Borry's mission for fitness and melting another website with the Cold Brew from the unwavering support from the trendsetters. This is all followed by some jam packed editions of the usual segments. Join us to bring the week home strong legends. Stay out of yourself!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. The Five Rocks Special has dropped, a full length movie of a hilarious 2 day camping adventure: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastCome join us at the Kilkivan Rodeo this year. VIP Tickets are available here: https://www.ticketebo.com.au/kilkivan-pbr/kilkivan-pbr-2025Better Beer: Get around their low sugar Ginger Beer as the weather begins to warm up: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/0:00 - Poo's Hot Boy Summer4:00 - Cold Brew Sale & Alpha Stable17:30 - Sunday Streams20:30 - Other Weekend Activites28:00 - Charlie Sheen Documentary37:59 - Pub Of The Week53:51 - Cooking1:09:18 - Alpha News1:43:34 - Motivation1:53:12 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded on a Monday night at the Palm Street Studio.  A poor lady almost caught the brunt of a massive Phil fart after the burrito challenge and more burrito challenge talk.  An idea by Junior for Halloween.  The Grumpy Griller has another amazing video out there, go check it out!  Rocky stops by the studio with some awesome and hot salsa for the crew.  Baseball playoffs are back, go Tigers!  Urban DIC calls in for some good vibes for the Lions and Tigers.  Fuck Ohio.  Phil gets a shout out at the Bay City John Glenn game!  A new jingle for the Glory Hole, make good choices.  

What happens when love isn’t enough to hold up a broken system? Ai-jen Poo—award-winning organizer and executive director of the National Domestic Workers Alliance—joins Kate Bowler to talk about caregiving in America. Who provides it. Who’s left out. And why we need a system that treats care as the sacred, shared labor that it is. Together they explore: Why more than 100 million Americans are caregiving right now What it costs to support a loved one—and why the math doesn’t add up The long shadow of slavery in how we treat domestic workers today Why dignity and agency are essential in every stage of life What it would look like to build a policy solution that works for everyone If you’re carrying the care of someone else—or fearing the moment when you will—this conversation is for you. Show Notes Caring Across Generations – A movement co-led by Ai-jen Poo to transform the way we care in America. National Domestic Workers Alliance – Advocating for the dignity and rights of the people who care for our homes and loved ones. The Age of Dignity by Ai-jen Poo – A powerful read on what the “elder boom” means for all of us. Find your elected officials – Contact Congress to protect Medicaid and support caregiving policies. State-by-state Medicaid info – Learn what Medicaid is called in your state and how it supports care. Congressional Budget Office – For context on recent Medicaid budget cuts and projections for coverage loss. Aspen Ideas Festival Share your caregiving story on Substack – Join the conversation with others who are navigating care. A Blessing for Care-Givers and Care-Receivers – A gentle word for those in the trenches of giving or needing care. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio on a Monday.  It's consecutive week 255...episode 750 is right around the corner. We cover the eating challenges of the past and for the future. Scarecrows are back so watch out for them lurking near the crosswalks or trying to lure you in like a temptress.  A new vending machine idea takes the burden off Walmart and repurposes Redbox machines.  Booze delivery should be a thing so as always, make good choices! 

Recorded once again mo-bile from the Silverado studio.  Back on the road with a new record holder and 3 out of 4 challengers getting it done!  Thanks to Pueblo Viejo and their awesome staff, the burrito was amazing.  Lots of grunts and groans in this one and Phil just wants to digest.  Meanwhile, The Grumpy Griller wants ice cream.  People loved water beds...will they make a comeback?  More fun poking at the Marlette Inn...we should do a podcast there someday.  Old video games are fun and we encounter some road kill.  Make good choices!

Bad week to be a freckle.Firing on all cylinders to catch up about what's been happening the past week: our trip to Kilkivan to see the Warden and some ripper stories from the weekend. We finally check Quinn's pronunciation skills during Pub Of The Week and review the Biggenden Bakery for the Cooking segment. AI continues to amaze us during the news with the release of the new meta glasses, followed by a review of the recent No Limit Card and a preview of UFC Perth this weekend before bringing it home with Motivation and Poo's Reviews. Keep kicking them freckles this week legends. Enjoy!Shares for Cold Brew, the newest member of the Alpha Blokes stable, go live at 6PM this Friday at mustr.racing - join us as we continue to make history.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. The Five Rocks Special has dropped, a full length movie of a hilarious 2 day camping adventure: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastCome join us at the Kilkivan Rodeo this year. VIP Tickets are available here: https://www.ticketebo.com.au/kilkivan-pbr/kilkivan-pbr-2025Better Beer: Get around their low sugar Ginger Beer as the weather begins to warm up: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/0:00 - Weekends (Rodeos, Keppel, Kilkivan)24:04 - Pub Of The Week34:20 - Cooking53:11 - Alpha News1:22:56 - Motivation1:31:29 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some weeks ago, maybe a month or three, I wrote an article called “Heroes, Villains, and the Lies We Tell Ourselves”. In that article I talked about the Victim/Agressor part of the “Victim/Aggressor/Savior/Martyr” cycle and promised to cover more of the cycle later on.One cannot separate the different aspects of the above cycle and have it make work. It is a cycle within the power over others' construct of reality, “POO”. And its only use is to control the social narrative for the masses. Lest they revolt.It felt appropriate to talk about the “martyr” this time as our world population is being triggered and manipulated big time with it at the moment. As you read the name I am going to use below, you may get a reaction of rejection to the entire topic. That reaction is also a control mechanism to keep the mechanizations of control hidden. Where there is a martyr, there is a hall of mirrors ready to trap anyone who dares to look more closely. I know a lot about mystically engineered social narrative halls of mirrors. We will talk about that in a different article. Just know that the rejection energy is spot on. You have good instincts!Back to the martyr.The martyr created for today is called Charlie Kirk. But, it could be anyone else, the narrative has a template and the template will create a martyr no matter what his name is (yes, 9 times out of 10, the martyr is a man).Let's begin.You may or may not know that the words “Victim” and “Martyr” intertwine, with their roots in ritual sacrifice.* Victim = the animal or person offered up on the altar.* Martyr = the witness whose suffering/death becomes an offering to prove loyalty or faith. The martyr most often is the victim of betrayal from a perceived loyal follower, supporter or friend.Let's look at the “Martyr” for a short bit: There are at least two iterations of the “martyr” that are highly propagated. One is used to drive entire sections of the population in extreme ways, which is the one in ritual sacrifice (think Jesus), and the other is about forcing certain behaviors that a person does not want to do. Both are a form of power over others' control.The second one is easily recognizable when a person tells you, “after all the suffering I have endured because of you, won't you do this small thing for me?” And other sentences that carry that energy.For a lightworker, the energy being generated in that sentence is like iron shackles. If it catches, it is powerful and enslaving energy of coerced loyalty, but it is not what we are looking at today. Just like the first article, this article is about how these energies affect large groups of people.Let's go back to the collective martyr. This guy or gal embodies the energy of a person who was killed or murdered because they stood up to oppression. This one is about population control.Large sections of the world population can be driven in pre-designed directions. Not easily or quickly, but through well thought out and carefully executed plans. This can take many forms, and one of those forms is the creation of the martyr. Especially when it comes to the “circus” part of the “bread and circus” dynamic of keeping people “happy” and not looking at the rulers.Other examples include the movement of the unhappy masses to far away lands with the promise of gold, fortune and social stature denied on their homeland.Martyrs move your population to fight among themselves or against a well scripted “bad guy”. Slow burn for a time, pressure, release, and bam! Martyr to ignite the fuse. These are tactics that beings who operate at larger levels of awareness use in a power over others configuration.But before we, ourselves, fall into the victim/aggressor cycle, let's remember that we chose to experience the light/dark paradigm, and that all these mechanizations require the person's choice to work. As we choose something else, the paradigm of light, it is important for us to choose differently. This is why it can help to understand what is at play, and how these narratives are being used on the world stage. Let's go back to the martyr.The martyr archetype itself, no matter what iteration we are talking about, vibrates with guilt and obligation.And, as the cycle of victim/aggressor/savior/martyr dictates, the martyr by default includes the victim, the aggressor and the savior (or hero) in order to exist. Martyrs need all of the components to express.Narrative Building in the collective mindscape.In order to control the population of the planet Earth, there has to be a collective narrative built that will inevitably send the population into division and strife. Divide and conquer in its ultimate expression. Make the plebs fight among each other and they won't look at the tyrant behind the curtain. Of course, the population has to be primed and ready for the narrative to take hold. And the real tyrant, the one pulling the strings, is behind a hall of mirrors made up of other plebs. Other plebs such as, for example, the police force, presidents and prime ministers, the principals and mayors… anyone who is publicly visible as a representative of power over the masses. But, actually, the narrative that divides and conquers really comes into its own when two or more sections of the actual population are set against each other, leaving the perceived rulers or oppressors out of the equation altogether.My mom always used to say that the hardest faction of the government to have the population turn against was the police. This was because the police walked and were part of the population while all other military branches were removed from the population. Isolated. The art of creating a division between the police and the population is long and arduous. One method is to make them look like soldiers. Thus many police forces around the world were “given” military gear to wear and use. Behind the armor and weapons, they are no longer the cop that lives down the street.When it comes to a martyr, the sacrifice (remember, both the victim and the martyr are a sacrifice), is presented as the pure witness of oppression. Someone who is outspoken, is taking steps to end suffering, or even has a revolutionary mind of their own. Whether they propagate the taking up of arms, or peace, is irrelevant.The template on creating a martyr is usually followed. The martyr is a young man, has a beautiful wife, girlfriend or mother, maybe some babies, is peaceful (but sometimes he has been forced to take arms), they are loyal, have sacrificed their dream or life for a cause, and are obedient. They gave their life so you could be elevated in your freedom, awareness, time or wealth. The template will glorify suffering and will make obedience to a noble cause its foundation. Did you know, for example, that Che Guevara was murdered by his own side in order to make him a martyr? Do you recognize the name? Do you see the image of his face? Yup, it worked.Obedience to what? You may ask.Unquestioning devotion to “truth”, “God”, “peace”, “freedom”, “welfare of the people”...The martyr is then used to inspire unquestioning devotion by the population. The targeted population will follow what they are being told the martyr stood for (even if it is the complete opposite of the martyr's own ideology). The martyr will then be used by the POO (religion, governments, movements) mechanizations to justify wars, conflict, repression or even conformity. Basically, once the martyr's name is being shouted or whispered in the mouths of the population, the POO has mass compliance and can steer the population in any direction it wants.When a person feels that they dishonor the martyr if they resist or question the narrative that promotes the martyr, they have been recruited into compliance.The modern martyr is someone who walked the path of courage and defiance against oppression. Yet, often with a large and heavy ideology of being a sheep of God (whatever religion the person believes in), country or ideology. How do we make sure we don't fall for the narrative?Become aware that anything that puts you into the “us vs them” or makes you compliant out of a feeling of “guilt” “obligation” or “fear” is something you don't want to choose.The discussion doesn't stop here - listen to the full podcast episode for unfiltered insights from Inelia and our panelists. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.drivingtotherez.com/subscribe

Recorded just before Monday Night Football in Stacie's Ballroom.  The gang is all here, The Grumpy Griller makes some killer smoked salsa.  The exchange student from Spain is ready for some (American) football.  New bowling shirts are coming from parts unknown.  Urban DIC aka "Big Money" calls us and knocks it out of the park again, Cleveland sucks.  The Malort is in, go get yourself a bottle at Rick and Nick's!  The Blade takes the Mini Cooper for a rip and 4th gear is tricky.  All the good food and more, make good choices!

OPEN HEAVENSMATALA LE LAGI MO LE ASO TOONAI 20 SETEMA 2025(tusia e Pastor EA Adeboye) Manatu Autu:  Usita'i Faigofie (Simple Obedience) Tauloto Tusi Paia –  Iakopo 1:22 “A ‘ia fai ‘outou ma ē ‘ana‘ana i le ‘upu, ‘ae ‘aua le na ‘ona fa‘alogologo i ai, o fa‘asesēina ai ‘outou e ‘outou.”‭‭Faitauga - Tusi Paia: Teuteronome 28:1-13I le tele o tausaga ua mavae, sa ou alu ai ou te lauga i Onitsha, o se taulaga i totonu o Sauté Sasae o Nigeria. I lo'u toe fo'i i Lagos, sa manaomia ona toe utu la'u taavale, ma sa ou tu ai loa i Asaba e utu ai se penisini. Paga lea sa le maua se penisini poo se suāu'u mo la'u taavale. Sa ou alu pea seia ou taunuu i le nuu o Benin, ae le'i maua lava se pamu penisini. Sa fa'aauau pea la'u malaga seia ou taunuu i Ore. O le taimi lea ua mumū le molī o le fua penisini o le taavale. Sa ou le iloa se mea a fai. O le afiafi o le Aso Sa lea ou te malaga ai ae tatau ona fai a'u vasega i le taeao e soso'o ai. Ona fetalai mai lea o le Atua ia te a'u, “Atalii aua e te vaai i le fua penisini ae fa'aauau lau malaga.” Sa o'u alu pea i le penisini fa'aleoleo o le taavale mai Ore seia ou taunuu i lo'u fale i Surulere (silia ma le lua selau km le mamao). E mafai ona faia e le Atua se mea mai le leai o se mea peita'i o lou maua ma fiafia i na faamanuiaga e tatau ona e usiusita'i ia te Ia. A fetalai mai e te alu e tatau ona e alu, ae a fai mai taofi, e tatau ona e nofo. Faimai Faataoto 3:5, e lē tatau ona e faalagolago i lou lava atamai. I le Ioane 5:2-9, sa iai le tagata sa ma'i i tausaga e tolusefulu ma le valu, ua silasila atu Iesu ia te ia o taoto latalata i le vai ma fesili ia te ia, “e te fia mālōlō?”, na tali le tagata ma'i, “Lē Alii e, e leai lava se tagata na te tuuina ifo a'u i le taelega pea gaepu le vai.” Ona fetalai atu lea o Iesu ia te ia, “Inā tu ia i luga, ave lou moega ma ia e savali” ona malolo loa lea ole tagata ua ave lona moega ma ua savali. Ole usitai ole tagata ma'i I fa'atonuga a Iesu, ina ia tula'i ma ave lona moega, na gausia ai le pologa sa i ai i le tolusefulu valu tausaga. Poo lē a le umi o se faafitauli, e auina mai loa e le Atua lana upu, ma e usitai ia te Ia, o le a e saoloto atoatoa. E silia male 40 tausaga ua te'a, sa ou malaga ai I fafo atu o Nigeria mo le taimi muamua, ma ou te le'i tietie muamua fo'i I se vaalele. O le taimi lea o o'u faiaoga I le Iunivesite I Lagos ma sa ou alu e fai se aoga I Sierra Leone. Sa fai si ou popole auā faatoa o'u alu ese lea ma le atunuu peita'i sa i ai se tagata sa aumaia ia te a'u faatonuga oute uia i le malae vaalele. Sa ou faalogo lelei ma usitai I fa'atonuga, ma sa manuia la'u malaga. Le au pele e, a avatu e le Atua ia te oe se fa'atonuga, ‘aua e te manatu e sili atu lou iloa. E silafia e le Atua le taunuuga mai le amataga ma le auala e sili ona lelei mo lou olaga. Afai e te mana'o e manuia lou olaga, usitai I fa'atonuga a le Atua. O le usita'i e muamua mai i taimi uma, ona sosoo lea ma vavega. O le ki i le maua o le manuia e faigofie lava, o le usitai i faatonuga a le Atua, I le suafa o Iesu, Amene.

From the Palm Street Studio on a Monday night.  Come to the wet burrito challenge next week, Wednesday at Pueblo Viejo in Lapeer.  The college days and the parties, lots of fun and debauchery.  Puking on a bus and the angry drivers.  We recount our arrests from the days past and that joy.  Schneeberger's and Bob's voice back in the day were all something special.  It's just "Mint".  Parking woes and Sandusky is broken, thanks Walmart.  Make good choices!

Borry is going to take out the hobby horse championships.Exciting news all things stable related to kick things off today. We discuss the plan with Cold Brew and how you can get involved, some vlogs coming out soon and what our weekends entailed, including some smick cooking and Tommy's golf trip to Hamilton Island. Some hectic news going on in the world lately, as well as one of the best Sundays ever for sport in modern times! Borry is putting his hand up to take out the hobby horse championships before wrap up with a calmer version of Poo's Reviews compared to some of the rogue material we copped last week. Plenty going on as always and we always appreciate you legends being alongside us for the journey. Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. The Five Rocks Special drops this Sunday morning and it is one of the best vlogs we've done yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastCome join us at the Kilkivan Rodeo this year. VIP Tickets are available here: https://www.ticketebo.com.au/kilkivan-pbr/kilkivan-pbr-2025Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/0:00 - The Stable7:30 - Cold Brew Vlog10:00 - Weekend Antics32:30 - Current TV Shows38:27 - Pub Of The Week42:24 - Cookin'57:07 - Alpha News1:41:10 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded at the Palm Street Studio on a Monday.  Cardi B is still out there drowning puppies yet The Grumpy Griller jiggling briskets is wrong.  The Grumpy Griller has a custom made smoker that he made himself, that's where the flavor is at!  Bottle return ideas.  Phil is driving the Mini Cooper, which has it's perks and cons.  The gang checks on some vanity license plates.  Phil's fantasy football season is not going well.  We head to Pueblo Viejo for their burrito challenge and one of the Core 4 can't make it, so The Grumpy Griller will have to eat 2.  750 is coming up, oh Lord.  Make good choices!

Recorded at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio on a Monday.  We talk about turkey the bird and things to do with and without it.  Ben Franklin was a founding father and poon hound.  Adam and Phil DJ and Huron County wedding and Adam pitches a perfect game.  The crowd was great, everyone was cool and the sound equipment took a pounding.  Polka music, still big?  Lot's of Polka festivals in just the tip, of the thumb.  Find other ways to vent your anger people and get some help!  We ponder things to burn with the flamethrower.  Candy corn is gross. Make good choices!

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Recorded late on a Monday night at the Palm Street Studio.  Junior makes a fast exit before this episode.  We have listeners?  We call Junior because we miss him already and get the MNF food menu.  Should the podcast crew go and destroy another buffet?  We think we have a schedule worked out for the wet burrito challenge.  Wednesday, September 24th it is!  Sounds that people don't like and so we do them over and over and over and The Grumpy Griller is in rare form.  The podcast needs a Wikipedia page and holy crap is AI getting rather detailed.  Make good choices!

We've officially got our newest member of the stable.Plenty happening in this one. We cover our trip to Sydney to meet our new son, Cold Brew, as well as catching up with our first son the Pump. We cover all details you need to know to get involved with the sale of Cold Brew to the community. Borry runs us through a hectic spontaneous hunt. We run through each others Fathers Days, which included plenty of cooking from both the co-hosts. A breakdown on the footy finals and some upcoming biffs in the News + Sport and the most shocking instalment of Poo's Reviews to date. This one is an absolute ripper. Hope you enjoy the rest of your week legends!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Check out our latest vlog of us slaying some meter long barra: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastCome join us at the Kilkivan Rodeo this year. VIP Tickets are available here: https://www.ticketebo.com.au/kilkivan-pbr/kilkivan-pbr-2025Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/0:00 - Sunnies Shopping6:20 - Cold Brew + Our Trip to Sydney30:20 - Magpie Science40:00 - Campfire Yarns42:00 - Wild Hunt49:00 - Weekends58:49 - Pub Of The Week1:02:48 - Cooking1:17:59 - Alpha News1:42:09 - Motivation1:43:50 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded on a Monday at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio.  We work on being able to check in on Facebook to the studio.  We talk about our next food challenges and try to schedule something.  It's almost time for Monday Night Football at Stacie's ballroom.  A-Dog calls in and does some great Urban DIC.  Cuts of meats and their prices, I think we are all hungry.  Game broadcast on the 360 Radio Network are going well and we are getting lots of great feedback, tune in!  More Cyndi Lauper fall out.  A big party is in store for episode 750, the podcast's 5th birthday, and The Grumpy Griller's birthday.  Fuck the Packers.  We are going to need more wax...so make good choices!

Recorded on a Monday from the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio.  Welcome to the George Kittle experience Matt Smith, Phil apologizes.  The Grumpy Griller likes to jiggle and shake them briskets.  We play another round of $10 liquor roulette.  The live stream comments are rolling in, keep them moving!  We talk about and add to our celebrity Deadpool.  Fuck Howard Stern and his old ass, Gilbert Gottfried is very missed though.  Rusty's Last Ride is a great song and we go over the time Junior thought we were punking him.  The Blade gets some interesting anonymous texts.  Make good choices!

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Recorded on a Tuesday from the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio.  A reworked railroad crossing is coming to Deckerville and stories of the road closure.  The Tigers are having a rough night and Adam is clairvoyant.  We try new Oreo Reese Peanut Butter cups and they are good.  A-Dog calls in as Urban DIC and gives us the Tigers and Lions next opponents cities.  Schneeberger's is closing which makes us sad and it's Rusty's last ride, which is an awesome song.  It's time for Junior's Dumbass Trivia show...categories are TV trivia, science, geography, and sports & games.  The game goes to overtime!  We discuss future timelines and how to properly promote an event, Phil can't do anything right.  Make good choices!  

Are you a flicker or a licker?Join us to catch up about what's been happening the past few days: Borry has got ANOTHER new dog, Tom has been testing the anger of the local magpies and we announce a brand new member of the Alpha Stable! We debate the pros and cons of Flicking n' Licking. Jam packed for news, covering all things of the recent viral croc attack clip, current headlines, JDM's next fight and CJI before a cracker in motivation and bringing it home with a controversial Poo's Reviews. Bring the week home strong trendsetters!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Check out our latest vlog of us slaying some meter long barra: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastCome join us at the Kilkivan Rodeo this year. VIP Tickets are available here: https://www.ticketebo.com.au/kilkivan-pbr/kilkivan-pbr-2025Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/0:00 - Borry's A Quick Eater5:00 - Jeffrey The Dog19:00 - Flicking n' Licking24:00 - Tom's Weekend27:30 - Magpie Season36:00 - Pub Of The Week42:11 - Cooking49:48 - Alpha News1:24:03 - Motivation1:26:33 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded from lovely Snover on Labor Day.  We cover hot dog eating strategies and go over some things from earlier in the day.  A 9 hole golf course and what is going on with Pedo Island and traffic in Sandusky?  Phil is too fat for the swings at the fair and we go on a huge rant about the fair again.  Bring back a fair for the people!  Scheduling events is tough and Phil is ready to hand it all off.  We have some technical difficulties and have to splice an episode for only the 3rd or 4th time.  We talk more about foam fingers and a port-a-Jon that is wrecked!  It's a nice sit down at the park on a lovely day.  Make good choices!

Recorded on Labor Day from lovely Snover!  It's time for the 3rd annual P&A Podcast Express Hot Dog Eating challenge!  Adam and Hall for Famer Mike Smith call the action and have post challenge interviews.  Will we have a new champion?  Tune in to find out and as always...make good choices!

Recorded on a Monday at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio.  JTK is in Ireland on his honeymoon.  We have a round of airport bottle booze roulette, most everyone was happy.  We try Shanky's Whip and boy is it good.  We go over a list and add the cringiest love songs that have made us cry.  Junior has to tell the story again about how he almost got capped trying to borrow a Santa suit.  Taglines for 360 Radio Network football, starting tonight!  Harry Caray impressions and other musings.  Mike Honcho leaves and we talk about pooping in tight spaces.  Make good choices!

The boys are back from Darwin to recap the best trip of their lives. From bull catching, hunting, slaying barra, chopper pub crawling and much much more, we cover the whole mission day by day and thank all of the legends who made it possible, followed by a bit of exciting news happening from the Alpha Blokes Stable, a couple of achievements to celebrate from our mates and a Madonna heavy edition of the Poo's Reviews. Hope you legends enjoy the rest of your week. Keep ya feet below your ears!Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Check out our latest vlog of us slaying some meter long barra: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastCome join us at the Kilkivan Rodeo this year. VIP Tickets are available here: https://www.ticketebo.com.au/kilkivan-pbr/kilkivan-pbr-2025Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/0:00 - Borry VS Planes9:00 - Pub Of The Week (Chopper Pub Crawl)28:34 - Hunting (Day 2)37:20 - Bull Catching (Day 3)50:00 - Barra Fishing (Day 4)1:02:00 - Safari And Airboating (Day 5)1:17:20 - Alpha Stable1:22:52 - Cooking1:24:19 - Alpha News1:38:00 - Motivation1:41:18 - Poo's Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded at the Palm Street Studio on a Monday with lots of guests.  We stopped at Vinny's again, it's a great store but still no Malort, so we call Rick and Nick's to order some.  Mike Honcho joins the podcast for the first time in a long time.  Tally Ho has new owners and you can now sit at the end of the bar!  We give them a quick call and it's confirmed.  A-Dog calls in and is Urban DIC, for the Tigers next opponents.  A tie!  A lot of sasquatch talk from our resident sasquatch expert and Phil moves to the Pirate Can Cove to see how the other half lives.  Make good choices!

Recorded on a nice and cool night in the Palm Street Studio on a Monday.  It finally happened, JTK's wedding was a wonderful event and all went smoothly.  JTK also gave us a drop that is gold!  The food at the wedding reception was good and how about that ice cream machine!  The wall color in the studio is terrible, but was probably on a budget.  Football season is here!  Tune in to the 360 radio network for all the coverage.  The third annual podcast hot dog eating contest is also here!  Monday in Snover on Labor Day at 3.  Deckerville construction worries and another gear grind for all road construction.  A rant about taxes and the government.  Walmart sucks.  Make good choices!

Mate of the show and Australian Comedian Andrew Hamilton stopped in on his regional tour and bought his opener, Shad Wicka, in for a yarn as well. We discuss how the regional tour is going with the boys, before getting to know a bit about Shad, how he got in to standup and his podcast, 'Shad and Pete Save the World'. We discuss Hammo's fight at the Podcast Royale 2.0, the types of characters in some regional towns on tour and get an update on the progress of the OG crew before we really hook in to some high quality banter and dribble, including bidets, Thai speaking dogs and much more. This one is a proper belter. Enjoy legends!The "More Of This" Father's Day Merch Drop is Live, 6PM AEST this coming Tuesday the 26th of August at alphablokes.com.au // Limited Stock, set your alarms and don't miss out. You can check out Hammo's current hour on the back end of his tour 'Jokes About The Time I Went To Prison'. Dates can be found in his Instagram bio: https://www.instagram.com/andrewhamiltoncomedy/You can listen to Shad's podcast 'Shad And Pete Save The World' on all reputable podcast platforms. Check out the dates for Shad's tour 'How I Almost Killed A Guy' that kicks off in October in his Instagram bio here: https://www.instagram.com/wickedshadEver wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Check out our latest vlog of us slaying some meter long barra: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/Shad: https://www.instagram.com/wickedshad/Hammo: https://www.instagram.com/andrewhamiltoncomedy/0:00 - Poo Late to the Pod3:49 - Regional Touring & Current Mushroom Policies19:30 - Shad's Story + How Andrew And Shad Met25:30 - Heckling30:00 - Shad And Pete Save The World41:00 - Crowd Work + Open Mics54:00 - Poo's MC Experience1:02:00 - OG Crew1:07:00 - Hammo Nearly Going On Survivor1:16:40 - Bidets1:23:00 - Thai Speaking Dogs1:29:00 - Final Regional Tour Legs1:35:00 - Guest Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded on a Monday at the Palm Street Studio.  We discuss JTK's wedding as it is only a few days away.  A-Dog (Urban DIC) calls in to give us a few definitions for the Tigers opponents and other general chit-chat.  The gang is all wound up.  Kelsey calls in and we play Junior's Dumbass Trivia show, with JTK and Kelsey as a team.  This weeks' categories are general knowledge, Are you smarter than a 4th grade?, food and drink, movie trivia, and riddles and rhymes.  It's a wild time in the studio you sure do now want to miss and as always...make good choices!

Recorded the day before the boys flew out to Darwin, Bryze joins us to discuss all things Territory. Previous yarns from up north, what they're excited about the most on the trip, Borradale nearly getting killed by a buffalo and all of the usual segments, including another epic instalment of Poo's Reviews that had us all nearly crying laughing. Enjoy trendsetters!The "More Of This" Father's Day Merch Drop is Live, 6PM AEST this coming Tuesday the 26th of August at alphablokes.com.au // Limited Stock, set your alarms and don't miss out. Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - under 2 minutes if you want a run on the show.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Check out our latest vlog of us slaying some meter long barra: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/Bandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/Bryze: https://www.instagram.com/thedeadasspodcast/0:00 - Like Kids On Christmas Eve8:00 - Previous NT Stories18:00 - Water Buffalos27:00 - Plans For Darwin55:50 - Pub Of The Week1:02:05 - Cooking1:15:54 - Alpha News1:40:55 - Motivation1:50:44 - Poos Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded on a Monday at the Palm Street Studio.  Everyone is getting pickled with the pickled vodka.  JTK's wedding is coming up soon and we joke around a bunch and make plans.  Alternative energy is shady as hell and what is truly the motivation?  We finally get to the top 5, which is favorite concession stand items at sports events.  The podcast goes off the rails and the Pirate Water also kicks in.  Booths in restaurants are the worst, especially for larger people.  Ban the fixed booth!  Make good choices!

Recorded on a Monday from the much cleaner Palm Street Studio.  Everyone is late except for the host, we get to hear all of the guests file in.  JTK brings Pirate Water (Arrrrgh!) and Moose and says he is not taking any home.  We have a report of a GHC sighting!  The double record holder and champ has arrived!  The Grumpy Griller decimates the record time at Crossroad Family Restaurant Beast Burger Challenge!  The whole crew did well and we are going on the road for more.  The 3rd annual P&A Podcast Express Hot Dog eating challenge is coming up, September 1st, at 3:00 PM at the Snover park.  Vinny has a beautiful store, but no Malort.  The bathrooms and studio are a lot cleaner.  The Gillis Hotel is coming down, it was a magical place.  Bears fans are crazy, plus losing there damn minds.  Make good choices!

Builder of raves, alcohol company mogul and deadset legend Danny Grant joins us for a catch up.Plenty has happened in the past 12 months since Danny was last on. We discuss the growth of his alcohol company, his mission to teach the younger generation how to build raves, why Aussie festivals are dying and what he believes the landscape of nightclubs will look like in the next five to ten years. We cover his experience fighting at the Podcast Royale 2.0 (including the best walk out of all time) and why his passion to create content has led to many awesome opportunities recently, including the great exponential growth of his poddy. This bloke is one of a kind and it's always a blast to have in Gladdy for a yarn. Enjoy trendsetters!Danny's Podcast "Danny Rants" is available on all reputable podcast platforms. You can also follow all of Danny's wild adventures and what he's up to on his Instagram here: www.instagram.com/dannyrantsBig week at Alpha Blokes HQ this week as the Apprentice has officially been signed off! Plenty happening this week, including winning 50K Pokie Features, Boomstick Shopping and one of the best instalments of Poo's Reviews to date! The new chapter is locked in and we cannot wait. Enjoy your week legends and rip into it!Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - under 2 minutes if you want a run on the show.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Our vlog from the Liam Wilson's fight night in Cairns just dropped and there's plenty more fun content in the pipeline to come: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_Adam: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_0:00 - Splitting The G3:30 - Danny's Dream To Catch A Metery16:30 - Leading The Way For Raves & Festivals26:00 - Why Aussie Festivals Are Dying31:00 - Aussie Electro & Future Of Nightclubs40:00 - Scope Of The Alcohol Industry in Australia1:00:00 - Content Grinding1:12:30 - Danny's Podcast Royale 2.0 Experience1:35:01 - Danny Rants Podcast1:49:00 - "Fan" Run-In Story1:59:00 - Importance Of Mates2:09:00 - What's Next Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big week at Alpha Blokes HQ this week as the Apprentice has officially been signed off! Plenty happening this week, including winning 50K Pokie Features, Boomstick Shopping and one of the best instalments of Poo's Reviews to date! The new chapter is locked in and we cannot wait. Enjoy your week legends and rip into it!Got a yarn? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - under 2 minutes if you want a run on the show.Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual ad-free episodes and all of our vlogs on our Patreon for only 5 bucks a week. Our vlog from the Liam Wilson's fight night in Cairns just dropped and there's plenty more fun content in the pipeline to come: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off: sptools.comIf you want to keep up to date with what we're up to, the best way is to follow us on the socials down below:PODCAST INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/alphablokespodcast/PODCAST TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@alphablokespodcastPODCAST FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/alphablokespodcast/Follow the boys on Instagram to check out their solo content too:Tommy: https://www.instagram.com/tomdahl_/?hl=enBandit: https://www.instagram.com/_thepoobandit_/?hl=en0:00 - Full Time Rascals10:15 - Quinn's Mate Wins a 50K Feature16:00 - Boomstick Shopping30:40 - Pub Of The Week37:06 - Cooking47:18 - Alpha News1:25:41 - Motivation1:30:19 - Poos Reviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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