Just a Spurs fan giving his thoughts and opinions.
Squeaky bum time, the world's oldest dog, bum cheek hands and Attenborough exposed.
Poland XI. When Pecan Weevils attack. Angry cookie fans and Spud sabotage
Suspicious Bum smugglers. Dictator 11. Pissed up Cornish tank drivers and Dwight Yorke's sandwich antics.
Chair eating. A Hen-do based quiz, supermarket chat and your basic human rights to be a slob discussed.
Dawson v Churchill. Cult talk. Angry roos. Noisy Gardners and a pornographic priest.
Sickly bum flashers. Creepy dolls. A South west XI and illegal meat sales from rooftops.
South American adventures, chihuahua gangsters, seagull assault and pizza crimes of passion.
Banana mishaps. Confectionery XI. A Depressing Ground hog from Gobblers Knob, PA. Naked stow aways and windsurfing syrups.
Shop XI. Disintegrating dresses. World record flashers and Filet O'Fish talk.
Football managers get new jobs. Florida Thong Flyer and a very very childish XI
Neil Warnock. Pigeon Racing. A man lobbing off his own cock. Chloe Madley's Camembert nightmare. Kym Marsh. Cannibalism. How did we fit it all into one episode?
THE BOYS ARE BACK! Luke has been to visit Dave, we talk aliens, Isis, music tours in Lebanon and a themed XI!
Luke and Dave are back, knob dunking, Dave gets angry about saucey pizzerias, King fu takeaway defenders and Maxibon chat
A Dutch XI but not as you know it. Renaming mishaps, unlikely flashers, take aways fight back and a trip to the Spice Islands (not Sheppy or Canvey, different spice)
The lads pick a crime themed XI, then talk a bit of true crime, cults and the biggest crime of all.... Segunda division games not being aired in the UK anymore.
Hip Hop XI. Wet wipes. Confused Keepers and Letoshua Joshua.
A 70s quiz. Valentines XI. Makes Vegas rampages. Paedo Ghosts and the usual level of absolute bollocks.
Randy Mexicans. Election XI. Sesame Street Rocks. Startled crappers and the usual bollocks.
Tears 4 Curbs. Millennium Dome Bargains. Boa Morte resurrection. Gest whacks off Elton and plenty more utter bollocks.
Happy New year. We've got a quiz, a northern XI, mass baptisms in the football league and something cheesy.
Episode 12!...we are getting festive with a Christmas XI. Ceramic sex toys, knob origins, angry Kangas and a bit of serious football talk.
This week we have a Florida Man (and woman) themed quiz, a Dance XI, air hostess escorts and plenty of nonsense as usual.
UFOs, aliens in 90s boy band clothing, perverted military personel and David Icke's cosmic spuds. Dave has been to Portugal and Luke has become a Moldovan football expert.
Luke and Dave are BACK! Midget Bus Drivers, Brian Harvey, serious football talk and justice for dad's alpacas
We're back! Things are slowly returning back to normal, apart from the utter bollocks we talk on this podcast. Chip related headlines, profanasaurus quiz and a Holiday XI
Luke and Dave are back again, a hung horse in Alabama makes an appearance along with annoying chemists, politics and books!
Luke and Dave talk hedgehog attacks, succulent all you can eat buffets, Wigan Athletic and basketball's origins
Luke and Dave talk record breaking chips, bombay mix and... Football?!
Luke and Dave get serious... But only briefly, they still largely talk bollocks. From Dale Winton touching Trucks to Peter Stringfellow being the glue of the cosmos.
Dave has an unexpected encounter with a scunthorpe fan in Holland and Luke recalls a trip to Teapot Island. Baptisms, corned beef, Hitler's alligator and more.
Themed XI, bizzare Headlines, disgraced butler news and a fingered mess
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