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The Gorgas experience marriage.  Players don't play.  And we have a beautiful send off for Nono, who, if you don't love, you're not human.

We're behind a little - so we're making it up to you by releasing two episodes!  The first is the second part of the last to be continued.  Joe ices his hand and other stuff happens too.

The Catanias do everything right. Teresa does everything wrong. Becky and Raquel really want to go on vacation.

The Gorgas celebrate a birthday and put an end to rumors. Marge opens up about her life. Dolores has a great ass (just like Teresa). Jennifer gets shit hammered. And Jackie - wait. Is Jackie still on the show?

Teresa shows how loyal she is to the family. Jennifer is an even bigger asshole than we thought. And no one understands how to let things go.

Lexi is British. That's all I have to say about that.

The ladies bond at the lake sans Jackie, who's using her razor sharp skills to cut the kids' hair. Teresa is once again the queen of denial. We want Frank and David to get married and all of us to move in with Delores's mom.

After a long hiatus, Becky and Raquel are back at podcasting about their favorite reality show ladies. RHONJ does not disappoint. Teresa is back to her old self before her legal woes. The New Jersey ladies bring the hits like no other group of housewives.

Happy New Year! We are dishing on the last two episodes of RHONHJ and a short recap of RHOC and RHOD reunion shows. Whoa! We can't get over Vicki's obsession with 'Her Show'?! Or Leanne's complete oblivion to EVERYTHING!!!! And who do you think would win a fight if we locked Vicki, Leanne, and Danielle in a room? Candles not included.

Becky and Raquel are back! And we’re classy, not trashy! At least that what we tell ourselves.

Are we the only ones annoyed that Shannon had to lose 40lbs to gain a lot of fun?! We hate that Gina is losing it every area of her life, but we are glad she is no longer taking it all on by herself. Speaking of losing it, how did the OG of the OC lose her status?! We get a new housewife, and her 7 seven children, her wackado mom, plus her husband. How many people just joined the cast?! We are so glad to chatting Real Housewives with you again!

All of the ladies are getting ready for the big party celebrating Mauricio's 25th office opening. PK is dodging another social event, adding to our suspicion. Erika and Rinna show up in wigs and ready to party. Kyle and Teddi show up for the food. (Us too, ladies!). Denise shows up as a hooker, and brings Dorit who's scared. Camille blasts in hot! Camille fights and yells at almost all of the ladies, but does furiously apologize to Dorit. We're not sure how anyone can trust Camille again or why she's always holding hands with her girlfriends. The ladies cap off the the season bonding over a garden lunch at Kyle's house. We see some personal closure in their relationships with LVP and a group bond that's grown.

We open with Luann's SOLD OUT Christmas Cabaret, where you can do all your Christmas shopping. Dorinda and Sonja go to cool sculpt their flanks and we are jealous! Bethenny relays her near death experience due to her fish allergy and is still shaken up. Dorinda, Sonja and Tinsley can't figure out why they are stopping by Luann's cabaret, but soon learn it's for a lesson in show business. Ramona pulls off a party for Dorinda and Sonja, and they are both grateful. But good vibes only last until Dorinda begins to attack Tinsley for the money she still spends after she 'claims' she has ended her relationship with Scott. Everyone interprets a 'S'mores and Whores' party dress differently. If there are two things we've learned this season, they are Bethenny knows how to order and she knows how to throw a party.

The ladies wake up in France and do their best to remember the night before. After archery and apologies, the ladies head back to the States. They are able to reunite with Denise and Camille over lunch for the first time since the fire. Denise finds the positive in the situation, and no one has ever been as cursed as Camille. Dorit gets her hands in her Kitson window and makes so much progress. At her garbage reveal, Camille apologizes for all the bad things she has said to Dorit and maybe the bad things she is about to say in a hour at dinner. At dinner, the ladies think it's too much to bring up their issues with Camille since she just lost her house, but they do it anyway. It ends with Camille threatening Dorit with scandalous news of PK and his money issues. It really is what everyone wants to know. We do anyway.

Continuing with Bethenny hysterical in Miami, they somehow manage to talk calmly and work things out without Bethenny in the hospital or Luann at a bar. Back at the house, Tinsley lets loose, and Dorinda makes Bethenny confront the fact that Dennis's passing was "a bad thing." Back in NYC, Luann is "Feeling Jovani" and not understanding irony. Dorinda plans an 80's aerobic charity event that everyone is going to attend, unlike Luann's Christmas Cabaret. Thankfully, Bethenny takes charge and makes it all okay. And we're counting on her to have the food ready for the ladies when they get to the party.

Five of the RHOBH ladies are still in Provence. Erika has a migraine, which sets her mood for the rest of the day. The ladies spend the morning on the property before heading to a wine tasting via helicopter - naturally. At the winery, everyone but Erika gets drunk. Lisa and Kyle do some amazing "interpretations", and everyone has a blast. Later at dinner at the Chateau while drunk. Teddi and Kyle bring up Farrahween AGAIN to Erika. She's had it and questions their motives. The rest of the night is spent trying to get Kyle and Teddi to quiet down and go to sleep. They finally do, but we're all left confused.

The ladies are still in Miami, and Tinsley is still waking up next to Bethenny. Sonja agrees to go to an AA meeting. She shouldn't have. Barbara has a mini-meltdown because she feels like she's at the wrong lunch table. Sonja feels the effects of the meeting, and Luann is the only one who doesn't notice. She's busy swimming and viewing her poster, while the other ladies care for Sonja and bond as a group. The ladies go to dinner later that evening, where Luann can only bitch about being last for the luxuries. Barbara confronts Luann about her insensitivity for others, which leads to Bethenny losing it on Luann then trailing into a nervous breakdown. We can't say we are surprise that the ladies have hit their limit.

We open with the ladies in Provence, or is it Italy? Either way, they are in a gorgeous countryside and staying in an amazing old estate that will make the richest feel rich. The fires back in California are still 0% contained, and sadly we confirm Camille's house has burnt down. Even without glam squads, the ladies brought their glam. They dress up for dinner in, a tour of the local market, and dinner out. Teddi and Kyle tried to bait Erika into being offended by Lisa Rinna playing Erika Jayne, but neither Erika is having it. We sure are missing Vanderpump and Denise.

"I'm going to knock you out!" just as soon as I get myself up off the floor. Sonja is okay after her drunken fall, but Bethenny calls the paramedics to double make sure. The next morning, after Luann screams for coffee, she gives herself more space from the ladies that "attacked her the night before'." All the ladies agree that Luann is a narcissist, but she will 1. never be aware, B. never acknowledge, C. admit to it. After a morning lounging by the pool, the ladies head out for an afternoon of culture at Wynwood Walls. Ramona notifies the ladies at the last possible moment that she's ditching them for a bigger, better deal, but it's Ramona who misses out on being gifted thousands in signed art. The ladies get ready for the most boring, slow party that we can imagine. Although, it's nice to see Mario there. Is anyone else gagging at Ramona's flirting and the way Sonja slurps up fish?

We open with breaking news of three wildfires in California. The one in Malibu is threatening Camille's and Denise's homes. Rewind five days earlier to update us on some housewife drama. Erika and Lisa Rinna have lunch and bond over their Erika Jayne experiences. They also confirm everyone has beef with Camille. Dorit's company has a faux-to shoot, and we're pretty sure Jagger is modeling for free. Kyle plans a trip to Provence, and we are super jealous!! Harry and Lisa have a super awkward family dinner where their teenage daughters show attitudes all parents dread. Neither Harry or Lisa are claiming the children. The ladies meet up for lunch, where they talk about their upcoming trip to Provence and the beat down Camille will get. Speaking of Camille, why did she hire a 75 year old sick man to be her assistant? And then there's Brandi? Is she back to the Housewives now that Vanderpump is out? We welcome a new storyline, but are super anxious as well.

Luann is rehearsing her Christmas Cabaret. How fabulous?! Sonja shows up unexpected, uninvited, and uninterrupted. Dorinda gets to host the iconic tree lighting that no one's ever heard of. She then threatens Luann with lawyers and Sonja threatens to go manic if she's called manic. The ladies head to Miami and stay in a place fit for "Scarface." Dorinda and Sonja get drunk within minutes of arriving and harass the staff, who clearly deserve more money. Bethenny tells Luann what everyone has been saying all along - life is not a cabaret, you can't tell everyone Sonja is on pills, and it's not right to make out with Sonja's guys. Sonja finally goes down without a fight. Literally.

The morning after Camille's wedding, the ladies are in Hawaii and meet up with the bride - and only the bride - for brunch. Conversation quickly turns to how crummy it was that LVP skipped the wedding. Two short hours later, the ladies realize, via a "People Magazine" article, that Camille is talking out of both sides of her mouth . Back in Beverly Hills, Kyle and Rinna get their yearly mammogram done. Thanks for the PSA, ladies! Everyone gets all slutty for Farrahween. Rinna wins best costume ever as Erika Jayne and refuses to break character. But she takes it over the top when she runs into Kim Richards and uses foul language to express Lisa Rinna's hurt over the bunny. Somehow we end with everyone getting along, but we are not expecting that to last long.

Bethenny and Luann continue their fight about whose "way is really going." Luann gives the worst apology ever. To be fair, she was upset. We love seeing Dorinda and Bethenny roll on the floor laughing a few times at the ridiculousness of Luann. The ladies go to dinner where Ramona grew up, and Ramona opens up about the abusive childhood she suffered. Luann takes Sonja, Poor Tinsley, and Barbara back to Kingston to see Luann's future. The other three ladies stay back, open up, and bond. The next day, the ladies finally head back to the city, leaving Luann home to chill. And just be cool. EXCUSE ME!!!!

We open in a closet where Lisa Vanderpump is getting a lie detector test (dogs are allowed). Kyle, Dorit, Teddi and Rinna, along with a couple of husbands, head to Hawaii for Camille's wedding. While there, Rinna nurses a sore throat while the other ladies play. Later they gather at Camillie's house for a pre-wedding dinner, where the cheese wheel bowl makes another appearance. In between, we see very little of Denise and none of Erika or Vanderpump, and we missed them all terribly. Maurico tries pot for the first time. And congratulations to Mrs. Camille Frazier Crane Kelsey Grammer Meyer.

The ladies are headed up to Luann's "bird's nest." But first, Dorinda has some errands to run in her new hood. Bethenny meets up with Ramona and Tinsley. Tinsley fills Bethenny in on Sonja's attacking her for talking about her rough patch. Sonja and Barbara arrive to Luann's a night early, where they school Luann and then share some girl gossip. After Dorinda, Tinsley and Bethenny arrive upstate, Bethenny and Luann begin to get into Luann's cabaret behavior. Ramona still hasn't made it due to her birthday extravaganza thrown by her "best" friends.

On this episode of RHOBH, Lisa Vanderpump's new 300k kitchen is revealed and gets mixed reviews from Becky and Raquel. Denise has to go to Miami to work for a few days, but leaves the girls in good hands. Erika's show is a hit in Los Angeles, but who really cares as long as Mr. Girardi is impressed. Vanderpump and Camille meet up, and Camille tells Lisa the opposite of what she says in her confessionals. Lisa is not making it to her wedding. What we do know is no one wants to be a bridesmaid after 30.

Luann and her Jovanni bag arrive to get ready for the biggest party in NYC. Bethenny, dressed as a Victoria Secret -- I mean, Super Angel, is the first to arrive and leave. Ramona ditches the party altogether, but the rest of the ladies wait over two hours for Luann to prepare for her two songs. Tinsley and her mom catch up over cross-stitching, and now we all want cross-stitched stockings. Dorinda moves into her new apartment, and it's all hers and hers alone! Bethenny finds out Luann is still taking stabs at her. And Ramona, The Influencer, makes a fool of herself, as do Dorinda and Sonja by bickering in front of a crowd at a charity event they are "supporting." And that's after Ramona tells her friends to feel free to celebrate her birthday. Becky and Raquel pre-game.

The RHOBH ladies over pack for a one-night trip to an outdoor hotel for a massage and to sleep in a bed. On they way, they buy enough groceries to feed a small country. At the "campsite," they find permanent tents filled with real furniture and electricity. Then they test their endurance by climbing a fake rock. We see way too many cooks in the kitchen but also learn the "ins and outs" of a happy ending. Everyone gets mad at each but then realize it's easier to blame Lisa Vanderpump. And Camille calls Teddi a know-it-all because, well, she's a know-it-all.

Bethenny is still battling her ex in court, which makes her want to de-stress and sell part of her company. Luann meets up with Jill Zarin and Bossy, who after getting hit with a tennis ball would probably rather have stayed home. Tinsley is still processing her breakup with Scott and has many conversations with her mom about it. Ramona takes Barbara shopping, and they get the Led out. Luann has Sonja come help her prep for the biggest party in NYC. Tinsley is the guest ringmaster at the Big Apple Circus, but Sonja steals the show. And we close with Tinsley dressed up as a doll, and breaking down after her breakup. Say it with us: "Poor Tinsley!"

Lisa and Ken pick out stone for their kitchen remodel, while best friends Erika and Rinna go to the gym for rock hard glutes. (Also, the best flashback EVER!) Dorit sees her new Ikea office, and we're all left wondering why. Denise gets gossip on every other housewife from Camille, whether she wants to hear it or not. PK and Dorit appropriately dress in funeral attire for lunch with Lisa and Kenny, where their friendship dies. All the ladies, minus Lisa Vanderpump, meet up at Teddi's for one last meal before they go RV camping. And no one is sure who was better friends with LVP, Kyle or PK.

Bethenny and Sonja head out to Brooklyn to visit Hunt Slonem - artist and bird fanatic. Tinsley and Luann attend their first Al Anon meeting together, which gets very deep for Tinsley and -- wait. Where's the cinnamon? Tinsely takes Dorinda with her as she prepares for her debut in the circus, and Dorinda does her best to steal the role. Some of the ladies, including Ramona, run into Mario at their neighborhood Cheers. And the episode ends with a beautiful spa day that Dorinda has created where Barbara tries to smooth things over with Ramona, but Ramona is not ready to hug it out. Oh, and Tinsely and Scott broke up.

Kyle's and Teddi's daughters put on makeup so they're ready for the inevitable YouTube stardom to come. We learn that Harry Hamlin is a human Xanax and that Denise is married to a hot babysitter. Vanderpump admits to Denise that she has retreated and she's completely fine with it. And the rest of the ladies go to a Boy George concert but also get a British comedy show.

We are still not touching the Morgan letters, but they're not real anyway. Ramona gets comfortable in the middle of dinner, and the ladies have a fun, let -loose evening, although Barbara is scared. Back in the city, there are blowouts, old dogs, and flower purchases. Bethenny plans a sparkle party, and a game of truth or dare brings out the best or worst. But that's after caviar and vodka; so it's okay.

The RHOBH ladies, minus one friend (she wasn't invited), celebrate Camille's upcoming wedding. Denise let's us know the best way to find out which friend is leaking stories about you. LVP destroys her kitchen. And we are suppose to be having a dinner honoring Lois Rinna, but politics and the Richard sisters seem to steal the show.

We are in the Berkshires this episode. Luann is still upset over the swordfish bedroom; so Tinsely puts an end to it by giving up her bedroom. The following day, Camp Blue Stone Manor has a full schedule. Sonja starts spinning when they visit a Morgan family home. Dorinda is amazingly compassionate and comforting to Bethenny as she moves through grief. Barbara is amazingly annoying as she tries to keep the fire fueled between Dorinda and Luann. Everyone tries to reel Sonja in as she becomes a little more than tipsy. Sonja is concerned that Barbara is going to move in on Bethenny and for the love of God, DON'T TOUCH THE PAPERS!!!

Kyle has drinks with the ladies -and Aaron - and fills them in on Showdown at Villa Rosa. Ken shares some special moments with Giggy. Most of the ladies are shocked to realize they are not invited to Lisa Vanderpump's birthday party, especially since Denise gets an invitation. Rinna, Erika and Denise leave us wanting to try flying yoga. And all the ladies, minus LVP, get together to celebrate Denise's recent wedding. But Camille lets loose and outs her ex-husband and Vanderpump's teeth.

While Bethenny is packing for a couple of trips, she squeezes in a grief therapist. Tinsley hosts "Strut your Mutt," benefiting the Humane Society and her image. The ladies lunch on Ramona's friend's yacht and give Tinsley a reality check on her relationship with Scott - Poor Tinsely. In the Berkshires, Dorinda outdoes Disney World with her Halloween decorations. Luann has lost all graciousness and cannot believe she's expected to stay in a green room with navy bedding.

Denise and Aaron have added water to make an insta-family and couldn't be happier. Teddi is spinning in more ways than one. Lisa Vanderpump's work with Congressman Hastings pays off when House Resolution 401 is passed. The gang - er - ladies (minus LVP) have lunch and talk about the Radar Online article, how it had to have come from the LVP camp, and how Kyle has to address it with Lisa. Sadly, this leads to the demise of a 12-year friendship.

At Sonja's party, Dorinda and Luann finally speak but not so much about the elephant in the room. Sonja dips a toe in the lady pond. Tinsley's meets her mom for drinks some and shattering of her self-esteem. Dorinda feels it's time to move on and out of her apartment after going back into Sonja's old townhouse. The five families - er, the four ladies have a sit down in hopes that Luann and Dorinda find some kind of resolution, but things are left unresolved. And we don't know who's drinking the Kool-Aid, but we're pretty sure it's spiked.

Erika finalizes the details on her 15 city - 7,000 costume changes tour. Kyle and Teddi buy Denise a wedding gift, and Dorit signs her name to the card. Denise finalizes her wedding planning, and despite being so last minute, it goes off without a hitch, with the exception of Erika's choice to wear a Rinna polyester jumpsuit. Denise and Aaron are married surrounded by family, friends, and infinities. The other housewives play nice, but we're pretty sure we're not done with the dog drama. We end with Dorit reading an article bashing her character, and she's sure Vanderpump is the source because - um, nipping! - duh.

The blonde circus arrives to Barbara's clambake They find comfort among the gays but nowhere else. Bethenny invites Tinsley to the dark side. A very short, timed, tension-filled visit ends with Ramona and Sonja packing up ALL the food. Back in the city, we find out Luann has bought every house on the water. Bethenny continues her relief work. And Sonja's amazing magazine party brings all the ladies together in one room to celebrate.

Dorit has a faux-to-shoot and invites Erika to back up the creative director. Lisa Rinna helps Camille plan her fabulous 50th but would rather indulge in catty gossip. Denise and Aaron are planning their one-week away wedding without the help of Amazon. Teddi pays her therapist to walk with her and validate her feelings. Denise can't stop talking about Aaron's - um - never mind. And we've heard just about all we can take of Puppygate. So tell us! What's your party trick?

This week, all the RHONY ladies are still in the Hamptons but are divided into two crews: The Brunettes, who hosted Intervention Weekend. And the Blonde Bombshells, who are living lightheartedly and mermaiding around. Ramona makes the rounds and hires people to flirt with. Poor Tinsley is informed she will barely survive motherhood at her advanced age. Dorinda, Lu, and Sonja are playing it sober. And Barbara needs a lesson in dis-inviting someone to a clambake. It's a lot of non-alcoholic Champagne wishes and caviar gift dreams, and we couldn't love it more.

In this RHOBH episode, we see crying, crying and more crying as Kyle drops her 3rd daughter off to college. Teddi meets Erika in her home chapel to confess her involvement in Puppygate. Lisa Vanderpump meets with Blizzard to get her story straight and on the record. She then has Dorit and Kyle over for her big reveal, which is more wah-wah than a-ha. And we are turning cartwheels with Lisa Rinna over Denise's news that she is getting married on infinity day.

We are already loving the RHONY and can't wait to get more. The season starts by catching us up with the headlines that happened in between seasons. Dorinda and Luann are not talking and neither seem anywhere near ready to see the other. Bethenny is grieving, while Sonja is loving her new downsized living. Tinsley is so close to getting that ring, the whole cast can taste it. And Ramona's nonstop flirting and dating has us wondering where she gets all of her energy.

The RHONJ Reunion finally comes to a close. We get to see the housewife men with one glaring exception. Danielle defends her bad behavior about as well as her suit fits her. And Teresa and Melissa repeat their issues with each other a few more times. We are ready to close this chapter but won't forget to watch Joe Giudice's prison release and appeal process.

The RHOBH ladies are still in the Bahamas but are unable to resolve the Lucy fiasco. Whether golfing, snorkeling, or shopping, everyone has an opinion. Alliances are forming, and Rinna is earning her paycheck by dialing up the drama!

In part 2 of the RHONJ reunion, Teresa is still fighting with Melissa and Jackie - clearly the namaste has gone away. Thankfully, Joe Gorga comes out and eases the tension and also makes it clear he's a legitimate businessman. Jennifer tells us she comes from a very private culture, apparently forgetting she's saying this on a reality TV show. And in a couple of weeks, we find out if Joe Giudice will be deported; however, we know today that Teresa does not plan to move to Italy.

The RHOBH ladies are still on their first class trip to the Bahamas. Denise is behind on the 'casual' style and dog drama. Lisa Vanderpump continues to show a different side as she deals with grief. Lisa Rinna makes sure Dorit's dog drama is out on the table, while Teddi refuses to be LVP's scapegoat.

In part 1 of the the RHONJ reunion, Teresa forgets all about namaste. Jennifer learns absolutely nothing from watching herself throughout the season. Jackie tries to preach sanity to the insane. And Becky and Raquel are both hungry and thirsty - for food and booze. We are loving this reunion!