How Not To Be An Idiot Podcast

In their final episode, the "Idiots" share their thoughts, feelings and favourite memories of doing this silly little podcast over the last three years. Thank you for listening and for NOT being idiots. We'll miss you. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Outro music by Saul Sherry

How do you feel about the end of restrictions and the return to "normal"? As they're Saul-less this week, Sarah and Frankie discuss masks, touching people and the weird germy things we all used to do on the reg. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Is there anything worse than people who are idiots about their jobs? Sarah shares a recent corpse-related trauma, Saul saves a fruit bat and Frankie has beef with a delivery driver. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

As the world opens up, are you ready to be surrounded by stupidity again? Sarah is basically a doctor now, Saul shares a tale of two types of idiot and Frankie is an all-round terrible person. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

What stupid thing did you use to be really into? Sarah reveals the horrifying extent of her bigotry, Saul gets saved by the bell and Frankie is apparently some sort of rap god. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

What's something you almost did, but then realised was very, very stupid? As well as sharing some listener submissions, Sarah regrets nothing, Saul feels significantly less jovial and Frankie comes up with terrible ideas, apparently. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Sometimes the intent for an episode theme is good, but the execution gets a little...messy? Under the umbrella of the "Biggest Idiotic Mistakes Made In History", Sarah looks on the bright side of death, Saul gives up on all ambition and Frankie didn't understand the assignment. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

What's something you used to think was really stupid, but later realised was actually amazing? This week Sarah offers a terrifying insight into her "nursing" experience, Frankie gets far too excited about a novelty TV character and Saul shares his secret love/hate of dance shows. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

In case the title of the episode wasn't a giveaway, we went live for SuperPod 3. While technical issues abound, Sarah shares her rage at social media idiots, Saul talks wingdings and Frankie gets angry about the treatment of books again. SuperPod may be over, but you can still donate to Comic Relief! Visit www.superpod.co.uk to find out more. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

In his first "official" episode, Sarah and Frankie plumb the depths of Saul with some classic questions and a few new ones from listeners. What snack does he favour? Who has he seen naked? The answer may disappoint you. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

In honour of Hannah's last episode before she goes off to birth a child, "the idiots" answer a whole bunch of weird and wonderful anonymous listener questions. Strap yourself in and get ready for a ride through the biggest idiots of all time, a twist on an old classic and the sexiest animals. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Who's been p*ssing on your chips lately? Alongside some excellent (and rage-inducing) listener submissions, Hannah shares the unsolicited pregnancy "advice" she's received, Sarah loses an entire month and Frankie doesn't still play with Barbies because she's not a baby, okay? WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

What are YOU looking forward to this year? In an effort to be more positive and uplifting, Hannah discusses fruit sizes, Sarah stabs things with needles and Frankie is insanely overdressed. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Happy new year? As the world continues to burn and the UK enters lockdown 45, Hannah shares her tips for a balanced diet, Sarah embraces her destiny as a vegan preacher and Frankie lives in search of hope. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

IT'S (nearly) CHRISTMAAAASSSS and we're here to bring some festive ranty cheer! Hannah laments a lack of lactose, Sarah peaked too early after a bucks fizz breakfast and Frankie is ready for rookie school with the best present ever. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com.

Are you ready to bubble/openly decide on your favourite family members for the Christmas season? As we move out of another lockdown, Hannah embraces life as a temporary retiree, Sarah shares her cake-based disappointment and Frankie returns to the womb. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Has Christmas come to your house early this year, or are you waiting for December? As the world looks to the festive season in desperate search of joy, Hannah shares some very exciting news, Sarah spreads her Christmas joy all over town and Frankie can't stop talking about death for a change. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

How are YOU surviving Lockdown 2.0? As well as sharing listener tips and idiot encounters, Hannah gets Hygge, Sarah partially embraces the festive season and Frankie finally gets justice for her special shoes. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Halloween is finally upon is, and Frankie has some spooooky listener stories to share. Turn off all the lights, get comfty and listen as Hannah gets increasingly terrified, Sarah tries to ruin all of the fun and Frankie makes some interesting noises. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

How would YOU describe a Percy Pig? In this bitter-sweet episode, Hannah shares her middle class supermarket woes, Sarah laments the rise of online idiots and Frankie's Baywatch obsession takes a surprising retro turn. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

In a world full of conspiracy theory and supermarket shopping, idiots are running wild right now. Hannah shares her recent train trauma, Sarah displays concerning memory loss and Frankie talks anti-mask trolls. W WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Wondering what it's like to travel abroad at the moment? Fear not - Hannah is here to be your holiday guinea pig. Listen as Hannah plays a Brit abroad, Sarah questions whether it could get more boring and Frankie laments the lack of presents. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Lockdown easing = idiots back on the streets, so we're sharing your infuriating encounters. Hannah contemplates doing hard time, Sarah prepares for prison visits and Frankie is ready to judge. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are feeling just super, thanks for asking. Hannah selflessly prepares to go on holiday, Sarah's got money on her mind (and her bowels) and Frankie's bird talk ain't cheep. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are getting positive about their lockdown experiences. Hannah enjoys the gift of time, Sarah waxes lyrical about lunches and did you know Frankie's been walking? WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are having a catch-up. Hannah ponders the future of da club, Sarah gets catty and Frankie discusses her special shoes. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

You know those things you hate that everyone else seems to love? Hannah, Sarah and Frankie have a few of those to share. Hannah doesn't want to rock you (rock you), Sarah nutells of a shocking food hatred and Frankie shares her hatred of national joy. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are talking highs and lows. Hannah learns an important lesson about the flexibility of fries, Sarah gets down and dirty and Frankie encounters a racist, by the way. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are taking on the highest of the high risks. Hannah reveals herself to be a wise old woman, Sarah goes on a wild ride and Frankie shares her theory for the best relationships. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

As if the world wasn't weird enough, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are discussing the weird things that only you or your families do. Hannah talks about her sensitive teeth fears, Sarah reveals herself as an ice-cream purist and Frankie discuss her little potato-centric family history. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

As lockdown continues to relax, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are feeling the heat. Hannah expresses concern over crockery, Sarah really needs an aisle seat and Frankie walks a lot. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Are you ready for non-essential shopping? Hannah, Sarah and Frankie aren't quite sure yet. Hannah eyes expensive face coverings, Sarah braves a bookshop and Frankie has forgotten how to do everything. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

After being in lockdown for approximately 500 years, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are missing things. Hannah shares her future "holiday" plans, Sarah looks forward to a future of poor hygiene and Frankie just wants to feed everyone. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

After another horrible week in the world, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are officially in the toilet. Hannah defends her recent actions (and bladder), Sarah has a lot of feelings and Frankie talks body betrayal. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Brace yourself - Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are comin' in hot this week! Following the recent news about Dominic Cummings and his lockdown "activities", Hannah, Sarah and Frankie dissect their rage, discuss the perils of hammock tanning and share what's been getting them through lockdown lately. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

This week Hannah, Sarah and Frankie have been walking outside and they have stuff to say about it. Hannah discovers a whole new hobby/career path, Sarah gets her hands dirty and Frankie stays true to her angry goth brand. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Although they've not been up to much lately, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie still have stuff to talk about (just). Hannah gives a lockdown birthday debrief, Sarah shares a follow up story to her Covid-19 test and Frankie debates what could become her magnum opus. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

This week, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie have a real scoop for you! Sarah shares her first-hand experience of being tested for Covid-19, Hannah debates whether or not she's already had it and Frankie gets sexy. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

After another week of lockdown fun, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie share the top things that are helping their listeners get through it, their own survival tactics and, as always, food. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

To celebrate their 100th episode, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are joined by one of their top three guests to grill them on their favourite podcast moments, their biggest argument and the finest lockdown cuisine. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

As the weirdness of lockdown continues, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie share their rage at the people not following correct social distancing procedure, take questions from their beloved listeners and hear the tale of Sarah's latest home injury. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

After another week in lockdown, hysteria has started to hit Hannah, Sarah and Frankie. Listen as Frankie takes the opportunity to exact some quiz-based revenge, Hannah attempts to defend her blatant favouritism and Sarah talks gardening tools. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Still very much in self-isolation, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie discuss how they and their listeners are keeping themselves occupied while remaining indoors. Who will succumb to alcohol poisoning first? How many teeth with Frankie lose from excessive pick'n'mix intake? Listen now and join the fun! WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

From a safe social distance, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie discuss surviving the lock down, injuries in the home and share listener ideas for getting through these strange and uncertain times. Apologies for the audio quality - we're doing the best we can! WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Like the rest of the world, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are self-isolating/distancing, but that won't stop them talking about stupid behaviour. Listen as they discuss falling on boobs, hot sugar-related injuries and share listener submissions. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Hannah, Sarah and Frankie did a live show in front of real people and it wasn't a complete disaster! Listen as they discuss the idiots you encounter over the course of a lifetime, share their favourite listener submissions and almost forget that they're raising money for charity. For more information about SuperPod or to donate to Sport Relief, visit www.superpod.co.uk. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com.

Unfortunately due to illness, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie where unable to record a new episode this week. Instead, enjoy a sneaky disjointed peak at the rehearsal for their upcoming (and first ever) live show at Superpod 2020. For more information about SuperPod, visit https://www.superpod.co.uk. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com.

What's the stupidest thing you've done with your friends? Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are joined by a special guest to discuss the mistakes of their youth, illegal sexual activity and coconut-related injuries. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

Do you have some weird food habits and tastes? Hannah, Sarah and Frankie have a few also. They share some truly fascinating/horrifying listen submissions and confess their own shameful culinary confessions. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

It's Valentine's Day, so Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are feeling romantic. Get sexy with them as they discuss dinner dates, food fetishes and the secrets to a happy(?) marriage. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry

After a week of drinking, funerals and general rage, Hannah, Sarah and Frankie are in a very weird place. Join them as they discuss pancake traumatic stress, lady parts and the finest insults of the 2000s. WARNING: This podcast contains a few swears. Want to share your rants and raves with us? Follow us on all the social media at @NoIdiotsPodcast or email us at hownottobeanidiotpodcast@gmail.com. Outro music by Saul Sherry