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If you get a bit frustrated with online dating or find it a bit hit and miss, then this podcast will help. I’ll help you to present yourself online so you get more quality matches. I’ll give you some conversation starters to get her attention and give you

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    53. The Morning-After Text: Too Soon or Too Late?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 21:00


    Folk law says that you should wait 3 days prior to texting after a first date. But is this really the best move?    Maureen & Carmen explore the best time to text after that first date AND discuss what you should say. 

    52. How to embrace your erotic, kinky self before you die

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 53:22


    We talked to CJ about extending your pleasure pallet with different sexual encounters for more fun and mind-expanding growth.   She talks about queering up your life and non-monogamous kinky relationships. To learn more about CJ visit:  https://www.instagram.com/noshamewithcj/

    51. Sex tips from a lesbian: how to please a woman

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 29:08


    If you want to please a woman, who better to ask than a woman (who pleases women).   How to lick pussy the right way, the secrets to nipple stimulation and what you need to know (that she sometimes doesn't tell you.   Listen in to improve your sex life improve your sex life.   To buy the book visit www.howtogetlaidontinder.com.au. 

    50. BDSM fun for vanilla folk

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 56:41


    An honest and candid look into the BDSM world for those who haven't dabbled much if at all.   What the heck is it? And what can you learn from it to spice up your own sex drive?   Rum Charles is back to talk sex and BDSM.   To buy the book visit www.howtogetlaidontinder.com.au.

    49. Fifty shades of wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 33:27


    If you have an affair should you always tell your partner?   Is it okay to deny your partner sex?   Is it okay to reconnect with past lovers when you are in a relationship?   Maureen & Carmen explore these topics and more.   Where do you stand?   To buy the book visit www.howtogetlaidontinder.com.au.

    48. Late to lick

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 33:46


    What can you learn from lesbians about having sex with a woman?   What turns them on...and off.   Join our "late to lick" lesbian Catherine as she shares her orgasmic tips and tricks.   To learn more about how to get laid on Tinder visit howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    47. Too old to fuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2024 48:49


    What do men want in dating and relationships at different ages in their life?   Join guest expert Rum Charles as he shares practical tips on having the best sex at any age.   To learn more visit: howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    46. Five Messages We Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 32:23


    Not all messages are created equal. Join Maureen & Carmen as they dissect some magical messages they have received lately.   A good message can be the difference between being in someone else's bed or being stuck alone in yours.   Check out these other podcasts on messages here: The ultimate first message: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5lzG6pU4KeEbG83TbefBbY?si=625df30941ac4725   Texting after a first date: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0QQtNMczedAhNWu6Ugw2gj?si=hkNg68wkSxKaa_iTfYeDng

    45. Maureen's FWB that went wrong. What would you do?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 34:35


    Eight years of fun and something's changed (and not in a good way). Maureen & Carmen try to get to the bottom of the situation (as do 47,000 other people). Friends with benefits video: https://www.tiktok.com/@howtogetlaidontinder/video/7405446249542864145 Headjob video: https://www.tiktok.com/@howtogetlaidontinder/video/7113045380752870658 For more info and to buy the book check out howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    44. What is the best dating platform. Tinder, Bumble or Hinge?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 27:15


    Maureen & Carmen discuss the pros and cons of the most popular dating apps in the world. Learn about the functionality and practicalities of using each one and which one might work for you. For more information check out howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    43. Why do women use the silent treatment? (Does it work and is it fair...)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 29:26


    Is using the silent treatment manipulative or a useful tool? Maureen & Carmen share their insights about why women use the silent treatment and what it does to men.

    42. Sex turn offs and what to do instead.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 32:16


    A frank discussion about things men do during sex that may turn her off (and some of them women do too). A thought provoking discussion that allows you to make your own mind up around what you do well in the bedroom and a few changes you might want to make. Check out more at howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    41. Your balls in her mouth...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 28:20


    So guys, what balls do you need to hold in your hand to get yours in someone's mouth? Maureen & Carmen, let loose and share practical ways to communicate with a woman and support her so sex is more likely (it's never a given, but you can increase your chances by doing these few things). A light-hearted look into the world of relationships and sex. Check out more at howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    40. Is it worth it?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 19:53


    Do you ever look at a relationship and think "Is it worth staying?". Perhaps the relationship is your mates or even your own. Join Maureen & Carmen as they explore different relationships and give their two cents. They share some ideas that might help you get clear on your own values and what you are willing to put up with (and what you are not). To learn more about how to get laid on Tinder, grab the book: howtogetlaidontinder.com.au  

    39. Inappropriate or not?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 26:28


    Is it okay to message a woman (secretly) when you are married? Is it okay to offer a woman (who is not your partner) a massage? Listen to Maureen & Carmen as they explore these scenarios and many more. What do you think? Do you agree with them? To explore more, visit howtogetlaidontinder.com

    38. 4 Things that Women do Wrong During Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2023 29:22


    37. 5 Things that men do wrong during sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2023 27:17


    36. The Ultimate First Message

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 19:11


    35. Unusual places to have Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 14:42


    34. Great Flirting Techniques for Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 20:51


    33. Single vs Partnered - Who has more fun?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 32:34


    32. 3 Burning questions from our audience

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 12:45


    31. Great conversation techniques to avoid getting Ghosted

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2023 24:14


    30. Warning signs on apps, what to watch out for

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 20:56


    29. No Dating or Sex - how to get back into it successfully

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 23:09


    28. How long do I stick around after sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2023 27:46


    Do you get up and go straight away or do you stick around (perhaps for round 2)?    Join Maureen & Carmen to hear their insights and some pretty interesting stories.    For more information and to buy the book go to howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    27. Sex acts women like

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2023 28:48


    As a man, you know what you like in the bedroom, but often women are a mystery.    Hear from Maureen & Carmen as they uncover the key things that women like in bed.    For more information and to buy the book go to howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    26. Women: What you need to know

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 30:49


    Women are often mysterious creatures.    Join Maureen & Carmen as they demystify women and support you to understand where they are coming from.    For more information and to buy the book go to howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    25. NEVER use Tinder when...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2023 14:13


    We love tinder and all the other dating apps.    BUT there are times that you should NOT use them.    Find out when you should stay away.    For more information and to buy the book go to howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    24. Women's porn- how it can help you be a good lover

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 20:33


    Did you know that there is porn created specifically for women?!    Find out all about it and how it can help you get invited back to the bedroom.    For more information and to buy the book go to howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    23. Condoms. Who brings? Are they really necessary?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 13:37


    For more information and to buy the book go to howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    22. Sex with clients or workmates. Yes or No?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2023 9:04


    Find out how to make it work…and when to avoid it.    For more information and to buy the book go to howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    21. She doesn't want to sleep with you again. Why?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 21:54


    So you have sex with a woman and you think it went well…    but…she does not want a round two?   Find out why!   For more information and to buy the book go to howtogetlaidontinder.com.au

    20. Sex, how long should you last (what women really think)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 18:11


    Is 3 minutes long enough?    Is three hours too long?    Maureen & Carmen explore how long you should REALLY last and how to make it happen.

    19. How do I sleep with a MILF?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 26:44


    Older women can be hot!    Listen to learn what older women are looking for and what things you can do to get her attention. 

    18. How do women masturbate and how often?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 27:08


    Wow! Even Maureen & Carmen learnt a thing or two in this episode.    They explore how women masturbate, how often and what they think about when they do. 

    Do women like sensitive men?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 15:42


    From crying at movies to big hugs.  Maureen & Carmen explore what sensitive means and how you can attract the right women to you.

    Do women like bad boys or is it a myth?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 13:39


    What is a bad boy? And do women like them?  Join Maureen & Carmen as they explore bad boys and what it means for you.

    4 steps to get laid immediately when you are feeling horny

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 19:45


    Sometimes you just get that itch you want to scratch. We get it.  Join Maureen & Carmen as they explore how to get laid immediately.  From how to set up the groundwork and what messages to send right through to getting invited back.

    What if I am short or have a small dick?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 26:24


    Join Maureen & Carmen as they explore the common reasons men sight for not getting laid.    And it's good news gentlemen...there is alot you can do about it! 

    Committed relationship Vs Wham Ban. Is there a middle ground.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2022 22:18


    Many people are looking for "more" than sex but don't want to commit to the whole "serious" relationship thing. So that is in between?  Maureen & Carmen explore the possibilities (and complexities) in this magic in-between space. 

    Dating: Things that I would never do again

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 28:39


    Tune into Maureen & Carmen explore their dating escapades focusing on the things that they would NOT recommend. 

    Sex: Things that I would never do again

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 20:06


    Join Maureen & Carmen as they share the things that they have done in the bedroom, but don't intend on repeating.    You might just learn from their mistakes. 

    Texting after the first date. When should you do it and what should you say?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 21:00


    Folk law says that you should wait 3 days prior to texting after a first date. But is this really the best move?    Maureen & Carmen explore the best time to text after that first date AND discuss what you should say. 

    Photos: which ones to use to get the most matches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 33:21


    Join Maureen and Carmen as they explore:    The types of photos that will get women swiping right Common mistakes men make when posting photos How to do gym pics right (they do have a place). 

    What women like to be called

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 14:33


    Sheila, babe, chick, beautiful...   What do women like to be called (and what do they hate).    It's good to get an insight into what the woman might be thinking so that you can go in with the right approach.    Join Maureen and Carmen as they explore (and sometimes disagree). It's lot's of fun! 

    Does sexting lead to good sex and better relationships?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 19:24


    Join Maureen and Carmen as they explore:  The benefits of sexting (when done well) How to initiate it Examples of good sexting (it gets a bit hot!) And some tips and tricks to consider to make it even better

    Blowjobs: How to get more great ones in your life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 23:29


    Join Maureen & Carmen as they explore:  What a blow job actually is...(it's not as simple as you think) Do women enjoy giving blowjobs? How to ask for blow jobs (and how NOT to) And so much more! 

    Do dating apps work in you are not attractive?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 28:31


    Ah YES!   Maureen and Carmen share the strategies that you can use to attract great women even if you are not a 10 out of 10 (don't worry most of us aren't).    There is still plenty of fun to be had! 

    What if you just want sex?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 26:27


    There are men and yes women out there who just want sex (and not all the dating stuff that goes with it).  Maureen and Carmen explore:  When to let the women know that sex is what you are after (and how to do it) How to play fair and increase the odds of getting what you are after How to stay safe (while having lots of sex)

    Who should pay on the first date?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 19:03


    Maureen & Carmen explore all things money around dating.    Who should pay for the first date? And how to do this. Maureen shares her four part formula to make it super easy.  What is the woman thinking? Does she even want you to pay? (It is not as straightforward as you think) Who should pay on the subsequent dates?   

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