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Stand-up comic Mark Bennett rants into a microphone so that his wife doesn't have to listen to him.

Mark Bennett


    • May 13, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 44m AVG DURATION
    • 110 EPISODES


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    Episode 121 – Beer Store and Nursery School

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 50:38


    Mark yaps about skinny jeans, his kid going to nursery school and the Beer Store Mark Bennett · Episode 121 – Beer Store and Nursery School The post Episode 121 – Beer Store and Nursery School appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 120 – Vaccine Rollout, Porch Pirates, and Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 48:12


    Mark yells about sensitive people, vaccine rollout, and power tools. Mark Bennett · Episode 120 – Vaccine Rollout, Pirates, and Cats The post Episode 120 – Vaccine Rollout, Porch Pirates, and Cats appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 119 – Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 47:27


    Mark is back with an episode about a neighbour throwing faces on him and other wonderful stories. Mark Bennett · Episode 119 – Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces The post Episode 119 – Covid, Hijabs, and Raining Feces appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 118 – Gluten Free and Swearing Toddlers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 43:59


    Mark solves 90 percent of the world’s car accident problems and reveals his son swears like a drunken trucker. The post Episode 118 – Gluten Free and Swearing Toddlers appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 117 – Justin Theroux, Smokers, and the Raptors

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 39:41


    Mark is back after two months to blab about the Raptors, smokers, and looking cool. The post Episode 117 – Justin Theroux, Smokers, and the Raptors appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Fight With A Special Needs Kid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 41:34


    Mark tries to teach his kid how to fight off a special needs bully. The post Fight With A Special Needs Kid appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 115 – Van Damme and Life Insurance

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2019 40:28


    Mark craps on about broken rib, insurance, and Lionheart. The post Episode 115 – Van Damme and Life Insurance appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 114 – That New Baby Shriek

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2019 35:24


    Mark talks about bringing home a new baby. It’s his baby. The post Episode 114 – That New Baby Shriek appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 113 – Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Darryl Purvis

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2019 46:26


    Mark and fellow comic, Darryl Purvis, drive the highways of Ontario yapping about standup comedy, singing, and pedophiles. The post Episode 113 – Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, and Darryl Purvis appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 112 – Howie Mandel Almost Killed Canadian Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2019 57:22


    Mark talks about dropping his kid off at nursery school, the carnivore diet, and how Howie Mandel and Just For Laughs almost destroyed everything. The post Episode 112 – Howie Mandel Almost Killed Canadian Comedy appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 111 – They Pull Me Back In

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2019 37:24


    Mark considers taking a hiatus from comedy only to find out he can’t. The post Episode 111 – They Pull Me Back In appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 110 – I’m George Costanza

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2019 40:29


    Mark has decided to go against his instincts. The post Episode 110 – I’m George Costanza appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 109 – A Fight At The Comedy Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2019 49:24


    Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid’s obsession with German heavy metal, and the fight that breaks out in an Ottawa comedy club. The post Episode 109 – A Fight At The Comedy Club appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 108 – Merry Christmas, Happy Etc

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 30:07


    Mark yells about the joys of Christmas and needing to save someone’s life. The post Episode 108 – Merry Christmas, Happy Etc appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 107 – Money, It’s A Drag

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 45:57


    Mark rails on about the cold he got, crappy pay in comedy and Navy Seals getting up at 4:30. The post Episode 107 – Money, It’s A Drag appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 106 – Darryl Purvis and Gravenhurst

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2018 84:58


    Mark and hilarious comedian, Darryl Purvis, go to a private birthday party gig they are sure is certain death. The post Episode 106 – Darryl Purvis and Gravenhurst appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 105 – Hell Gigs and Trampolines

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 41:13


    Mark yells about Christmas gigs and meditating. The post Episode 105 – Hell Gigs and Trampolines appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 104 – John Wick and The Haunting Of Hill House

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 41:50


    Mark yammers about watching the Haunting of Hill House, Keanu Reeves, and home organizers. The post Episode 104 – John Wick and The Haunting Of Hill House appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 103 – Cameroon and Flirting Toddlers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2018 39:29


    Mark blabs incoherently about Africa and his perverted toddler. The post Episode 103 – Cameroon and Flirting Toddlers appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 102 – High Voltage Science

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 38:00


    Mark yammers about the legal age of dope, houses, and denting his car. The post Episode 102 – High Voltage Science appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 101 – Irish Jason Sudeikis

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2018 41:56


    Mark yammers about seeing Irish dads in the park and doing your own research. The post Episode 101 – Irish Jason Sudeikis appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 100 – Having a Baby and Carnivore Diets

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 46:20


    Mark yammers about his 100th episode, having a second kid, and giving himself colon cancer. The post Episode 100 – Having a Baby and Carnivore Diets appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 99 – South Of France and Americans

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2018 45:45


    Mark talks about his awesome visit to the south of France and manages to complain the whole time. The post Episode 99 – South Of France and Americans appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 98 – America’s Got Talent and France

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2018 39:37


    Mark yells about his upcoming trip to France, people wearing shoes in the house, and America’s Got Talent. The post Episode 98 – America’s Got Talent and France appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 97 – Ottawa – The City That Fun Forgot

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2018 46:38


    Mark talks about how he is as old as dirt and how Ottawa may be turning into an exciting city. The post Episode 97 – Ottawa – The City That Fun Forgot appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 96 – Bad Comedians and Birthday Parties

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2018 47:51


    Mark yaps about his son’s second birthday and how everyone, including comedians, sucks right now. The post Episode 96 – Bad Comedians and Birthday Parties appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 95 – Newfoundland, Radiohead, and Smokers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2018 48:08


    Mark is back from his hiatus and possibly even more unhinged. Listen to him talk about the Radiohead concert, visiting Newfoundland, and needing to move. The post Episode 95 – Newfoundland, Radiohead, and Smokers appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 94 – Zidane, France, and Sumo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2018 46:04


    Mark yammers about the World Cup, France, Sumo and Cognitive Behavioural Therapy. The post Episode 94 – Zidane, France, and Sumo appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 93 – Stabbing with some Rusty Scissors

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2018 32:31


    Mark talks about heart attacks and interfering in his neighbour’s life. The post Episode 93 – Stabbing with some Rusty Scissors appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 92 – Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and Stupidity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2018 34:29


    Mark yaps about how the internet has made people more stupid than he thought possible. The post Episode 92 – Ariana Grande, Pete Davidson, and Stupidity appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 91 – Hot Guys and Photos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2018 49:54


    Mark rambles about his anniversary and becoming the greatest photographer ion the world. The post Episode 91 – Hot Guys and Photos appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 90 – Take A Dump In A Bag And Mail It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2018 30:14


    Mark rants about the latest health crazy of mailing your own feces. The post Episode 90 – Take A Dump In A Bag And Mail It appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 89 – Grandparents Suck, The World Cup, and Father’s Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2018 47:14


    Mark blabs about being a bad dad on Father’s day, a kid’s soccer game, and arm-chair quarterbacks. The post Episode 89 – Grandparents Suck, The World Cup, and Father’s Day appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 88 – The White Haired Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2018 36:24


    Mark yells about being invisible at the gym, having a toddler in a thunderstorm and how the middle class is disappearing. The post Episode 88 – The White Haired Man appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 87 – Blippi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2018 42:29


    Mark yammers about a heckler, and his kid watching youtube. Mark just might be a terrible parent. The post Episode 87 – Blippi appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 86 – Old Age Homes and Crazy Wives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2018 33:11


    Mark blabs about his kid’s first soccer game and wanting to go to an old age home in his 40’s. The post Episode 86 – Old Age Homes and Crazy Wives appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 85 – Tesla and Buying Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2018 49:42


    Mark rails on about how buying things can make you happy, meeting a tesla engineer, and how almost every politician is a piece of crap. The post Episode 85 – Tesla and Buying Stuff appeared first on Mark Bennett.

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    Episode 84 – Roseanne, Ivanka, and Air Conditioners

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2018 39:26


    Mark yammers about buying an air conditioner and the Samantha Bee / Roseanne nonsense. The post Episode 84 – Roseanne, Ivanka, and Air Conditioners appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 83 – Brad and Being Fat

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2018 53:17


    Mark rails on about how gross he looks in gym clothes and how he is in a war with his downstairs neighbour. The post Episode 83 – Brad and Being Fat appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 82 – John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and the Rise of Nice Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2018 33:11


    Mark yammers about the emergence of “Nice-guy comedy” and the Keto Diet. The post Episode 82 – John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and the Rise of Nice Comedy appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 81 – Driving Apps and Bad Timing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 54:11


    Mark yammers about being at a super long wedding and making the exact wrong decision at the exact wrong time. The post Episode 81 – Driving Apps and Bad Timing appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 80 – A Russian Temptress and Bird Watching Perverts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2018 47:14


    Mark yaps about taking his son to a park with hot ladies and the fact that Canadians were terrible to Russian hockey players. The post Episode 80 – A Russian Temptress and Bird Watching Perverts appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 79 – Hitler, Benching, and Douchebaggery

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2018 51:38


    Mark rails on about Brad Marchand, the Raptors losing, and being a particular douchebag based on the car you drive. The post Episode 79 – Hitler, Benching, and Douchebaggery appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 78 – Brand New Studio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 51:48


    Mark yaps about finally buying a new car from profession scam artists and being depressed. What’s funnier than depression? Nothing. A dark void of nothing. The post Episode 78 – Brand New Studio! appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    mark bennett brand new studio
    Episode 77 – Buying Cars Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2018 55:37


    Mark screams about trying to buy a car. The post Episode 77 – Buying Cars Sucks appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 76 – This is 40 and Potty Training

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2018 53:28


    It’s Mark’s 40th birthday and he spent it chasing a toddler with a potty. The post Episode 76 – This is 40 and Potty Training appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 75 – Wanna Live Longer? Do THIS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2018 49:57


    Mark yaps about old ladies, living longer, and life beginning at 40. The post Episode 75 – Wanna Live Longer? Do THIS appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 74 – Easter Lies and Squirt Guns

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2018 54:09


    Mark talks about Easter, his enemies, and his toddler ogling women. The post Episode 74 – Easter Lies and Squirt Guns appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 73 – Nosy Old Ladies and Wild Wild Country

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2018 47:14


    Mark yaps about his nosy old-lady neighbour, Bill Hader, and reevaluating his life. The post Episode 73 – Nosy Old Ladies and Wild Wild Country appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 72 – Acupuncture, Bruises, and Vaseline

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2018 57:01


    Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid falling on his head, and a handsome Korean man. The post Episode 72 – Acupuncture, Bruises, and Vaseline appeared first on Mark Bennett.

    Episode 71 – Gary Clark Jr and George Bush Sr

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2018 51:54


    Mark rants about George Bush’s blues concert, deathbed confessions, and CPR. The post Episode 71 – Gary Clark Jr and George Bush Sr appeared first on Mark Bennett.

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