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Disconnect from your own problems as lifelong best friends, Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor, bravely respond to their listeners' daily dilemmas with sarcastic commentary and bad advice.

Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor


    • May 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 5m AVG DURATION
    • 141 EPISODES

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    The Impossible to Say podcast is an absolute joy to listen to. As someone who recently graduated college, I often find myself missing the excitement and camaraderie that comes with being on a college campus. This podcast fills that void perfectly, as it feels like I am FaceTiming a friend and hearing all about what's happening at school. The hosts, Kat and Emily, have a natural and relatable way of communicating that keeps me engaged for hours.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the way the conversation flows so effortlessly between Kat and Emily. It feels like sitting in a circle with a group of friends, just having a casual and hilarious conversation. Their banter is witty and their stories are entertaining, making it easy to get lost in their discussions for hours on end. They have a fantastic chemistry that shines through in every episode.

    Another highlight of this podcast is the relatability factor. Whether it's sharing stories about boys, college experiences, or friendships, there is always something that resonates with listeners. As someone currently in my senior year at Texas A&M, I find myself relating to many of the experiences and stories they discuss. It's comforting to know that others have gone through similar situations and can offer perspective.

    While there are not many negative aspects to this podcast, one minor criticism could be that some episodes may feel repetitive if you binge-listen to them back-to-back. Since the format primarily focuses on sharing stories and discussing them, there may be some overlap in topics or themes between episodes. However, this is only a minor drawback considering how entertaining and insightful each discussion is.

    In conclusion, The Impossible to Say podcast is an absolute gem for anyone seeking relatable and humorous storytelling from two post-college women navigating life's ups and downs. The hosts' chemistry creates a sense of comfortability that makes you feel like you're hanging out with your best friends. With its natural flow and engaging conversations, this podcast is a must-listen for anyone in need of laughter and entertainment. I highly recommend giving it a listen – you won't regret it.



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    140 - The Matchmaking Episode

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    139 - Passing Out Left and Right

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    138 - Emily Rescues Kat

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    137 - Adapt Or Leave

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 60:04


    Today we celebrate Cheating Day, recap Kat's catio party, and talk about hot foreign men.

    136 - We Got Scammed

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    135 - The Proposal

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    134 - A Happy Ending

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    133 - Don't Cheat On Your Husband

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    132 - More Pranks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 55:22


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    131 - We Will Probably Have iPad Kids

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    130 - Love Isn't Blind

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    129 - Landlords Are Freaks

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    128 - Someone's Pregnant

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    In this week's episode we talk about how you shouldn't date your coworker, shouldn't hand your phone to old people, and shouldn't be blacking out every time you drink.

    127 - Why Do You Care

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 57:30


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    126 - The Kink Episode

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    125 - Who Is Stanley Cooper

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    124 - God Yeah

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    123 - We Survived the Holidays

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    122 - Call Her Daddy Reunion

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    121 - The Birthday Dinner

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    120 - Don't Make Me Look Stupid

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 61:55


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    119 - Ex Best Friend Trauma Dump

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 62:27


    In this episode we talk about Wicked (again), Kat's ex best friend, and second dates.

    118 - Tasteful Catcalls

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 71:37


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    117 - Spookiest Episode Yet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 69:37


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    116 - Dressing Rooms Make Me Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 62:50


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    115 - Nothing's Sacred Anymore

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 54:36


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    114 - Kat Saw Wicked

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 60:45


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    113 - Imagine My Shock

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    112 - Date Your Landlord

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 65:50


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    111 - See It Through

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    110 - The Bunk Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 66:18


    Today we are joined by a few surprise guests to talk about Kat's Florida trip, asking a crush out, and Mormon mom drama.

    109 - Emily's Bachelorette Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 56:25


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    108 - Late Sexy Dinner

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 65:15


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    107 - Emily In Los Angeles

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    106 - Hinge 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 72:06


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    105 - Please Don't Murder Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 74:28


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    104 - Back But Not Better

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    103 - Two Week Fling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 60:48


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    102 - Why Did You Text Me That

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    92 - Surprise Proposal

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    91 - Paying On The First Date

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