INSANITEA

Episode 24 people, she's a doozy. Christie is about to absolutely ruin national parks for you, for life. Yellowstone? Don't know her. Grand Canyon? Never heard of her. Don't say we didn't warn you. Hallie has to explain...We don't even know why this has to be explained... CANNIBALISM I'SNT HOT: WE ARE LOOKING AT YOU, ARMIE HAMMER!!!!!!!!!! Guy's got some real demons. Hallie dives into this absolutely bizarre story that goes from BDSM fantasy to murder mystery REAL QUIKKKK. Seatbelts on for this adult episode ok...and remember, the following matters.

THEY SAID WHAT THEY SAID! Episode 23 hot off the press. The gals are back and there is no shortage of expected tomfoolery whilst giving a 2021 recap of events thus far. It is absolutely imperative that we discuss just HOW advance artificial intelligence has gotten while we have been distracted by nominal things as a society. We are basically living the start of I am Legend. (Hallie references iRobot, and YES that is a Roomba product not the movie, but you get the gist). Gen Z is continuing to start beef with its elder generations and Elon Musk aka Science Daddy will inevitably save us from our own destruction. Let's begin....and always remember, the following matters

Happy tea Tuesday everybody! The gals are alive and well with episode 22. Hallie takes us on a trip back to Russia for a cold case turned conspiracy that is STILL NOT SOLVED. Aliens? Cannibals? Witchcraft? All the above...? Christie then jets back to the good ol USA for a classic Mt. Rushmore conspiracy. What are they really hiding ?! Are they hiding anything at all??? Is it actually Nicholas Cage's Home? Maybe. Find out now. THE FOLLOWING MATTERS!

Self-explanatory. The girls were in the spirit. Grab a beverage, strap in, the following matters baby.

Welcome to Episode 19. "It's all a game. It's a thought experiment. We are in the Matrix." YOOOOOO these are the eeriest last words that anyone could possibly utter before they are never to be seen again, LET ALONE FROM A MEGA SMART TECH CEO. Hallie is dishing on an absolutely chilling story about another brilliant mind taken far too soon from our matrix. There are also connections to sexy Russian spies that are low key sleeping with American business men for political gain?! SHOCKER. Ask us how shocked we are...truly. (FBI agent plz don't shadow ban this podcast TYSM). Christie unearths a secret that Canada probably wishes never came to light. We all know and love Canada, Oh Canada, to be this wholesome, polite, non-problematic country that it generally is, UNTIL TODAY. Sorry to our Canadian fam, it's about time that America isn't the only one who makes poor decisions on behalf of citizens. One word: GAYDAR. This is not a JOKE!!!! LMAO!!! Strap in, grab the beverage of choice, a bag of takis, and remember...the following matters.

You heard it here first folks, or maybe not first at all. Jury is out on whether Finland is TRULY is a country or not. Is it just Russia pullin a fast one over the entire country??? (likely) Or is Finland really just water and not even a piece of land at all??? What does any of this have to do with the tech company Nokia???? Christie explains all this in great expert data detail. EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVED ABOUT THE COUNTRY OF FINLAND HAS BEEN A LIE!!! OR HAS IT... Hallie brings a dark cloud over the podcast by explaining the very real life implications that going against Big Pharma can have on human life. BIG PHARMA OR CARTEL, YOU TELL US?! JK to our FBI agents reading this episode description.... we JK ok... We've got a little anti-vax, a little scare tactics, a little Finland-is-fake, a little fun for the whole family. AND OF COURSE, the tiktok news. Grab a teacup, take some notes, and remember...the following matters.

GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK BACK, BACK AGAIN BABY. Your two favorite not always PC Insanitea hosts, Christie and Hallie. The gals took a week off for Thanksgiving purposes and engagement purposes, and they hope that this is understandable. But they are back on the trail with an absolutely unforeseen turn of events that has led to the very first episode blunder: THE GIRLS FINALLY CHOSE THE SAME TOPIC! Fair warning... RIP to headphone listeners at certain points in this episode. It's taken 17 episodes to pass by before inevitably choosing the same conspiracy topic, and they are here for it. A comeback vibe, if you will. Christie and Hallie are bringing you the facts about the little known secret society called SKULL & BONES! Yale's best kept secret, breeding only the finest and sketchiest of political leaders and big-dick businessmen. Can you say "New World Order" ??? You decide and join the girls for the 17th Insanitea episode. Grab your tea cups, and remember...The Following Matters.

Episode 16 ladies and boys. Christie will be bringing you the facts about waterways on Mars and the theories as to WHY those are there, and the NEW DADDY who was convinced that there was a civilization there, doing their damnest to stay alive *emotional* LOL. The Book of Daddy's is growing every day :') Hallie is taking you on a wild journey that basically confirms that THE Barron Trump is in fact a time traveler. You need to hear this. AND OF COURSE we have the TikTok news, it wouldn't be an Insanitea episode without it. HAVE A SAFE, HAPPY, FULL THANKSGIVING AND REMEMBER...the following matters.

WELCOME back to your regularly scheduled programming. If you hated the gals last week, in their words "sorry not sorry", "we said what we said", and that's that on that. Episode 15 is a great come back episode. Hallie is going to be walking you through the Denver International Airport and explaining all the things that make this aviation hub so impeccably illuminati-ish. Is the government hiding secrets here???? Did the NWO fund this project??? Or is it as harmless as they WANT you to believe???? Listen to find out. Christie takes you on an equally as interesting trip in an entirely opposite direction. Did you realize that WILLY WONKA IS ACTUALLY ON SOME JIGSAW SERIAL KILLER SHIT? You unfortunately read that right. But what does that EVEN mean??? Tune into this week's episode and prepare to have your childhood ruined YAY!!! :))) TikTok news, per usual, as always, with love. Grab a beverage of choice, get comfy, and remember...the following matters.

DISCLAIMER: If you don't want to hear anything that is remotely US Election related, this is not going to be the episode for you. No offense taken, we will see you next week for regular programming. But if you have a backbone and just need a good venting session to really analyze all of what has consumed our lives for the past 7 days, THIS IS FOR YOU. PLEASE don't get offended. Lives are already too short and the girls are making this purely for your entertainment. A one-and-done kind of episode. WE STILL have TikTok news (of course) at the end of this weeks episode, so you may always fast forward just for that. REMEMBER...we

Title explains it all. In life, the girls have learned that you win some and you lose some. This is an instance where Christie and Hallie take the L. Hangover podcasting isn't glamorous, but it must be done under very select circumstances. Lucky for you, it is an absolutely handcrafted masterpiece. There's a little TikTok news, a little Richard Nixon basically being Donald Trump, a little True Life: I got massaged by a murderer. Today calls for comedic relief, for if you reside in the USA, you know it's election day. If you haven't heard, that basically translates to the Hunger Games type of possible civil war. Dramatic? Maybe. Entertaining? Absolutely. The following matters and may the odds be ever in your favor. 

Welcome to Episode 12, please keep your hands and feet within the proximity of your chair at all times and enjoy the ride. This week's episode is nothing short of pure perfection. Something fun for everyone. TikTok news takes a ROUGH turn since Hallie had a precognitive dream regarding Jeffrey Epstein. *YIKES* Ghislaine Maxwell's deposition has FINALLY been released, our very solar system is changing right before our eyes, the MSM is yet again failing to report ANYTHING important, BRAVO. But let's be honest with ourselves, did we really expect anything less? Hallie is hitting us with the hOtTeSt theories spiraling around the insanely talented 2000's pop ICON... ITS BRITNEY BITCH! Our girl isn't well and arguably hasn't been since her 2008 head shaving incident... but WHY? Let's discuss. Christie is about to rock your universe, as it would APPEAR that one of Saturn's moons is possibly not even a moon at all...WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS? We don't know. All that being said, strap in, grab the teacups, and remember...The Following Matters.

Welcome to Episode 11, where anything goes anymore. The girls have gotten comfy and are letting the thoughts fly #WELCOMETO2020. Christie revisits the 2018 national OOOPSIE disaster when all of Hawaii's residents received a terrifying message of an incoming ballistics missile *NOT A DRILL* only to then receive a message FOURTY minutes later claiming it to be a false alarm. Uh wtf... We cannot make this up. Christie also has first hand experience, as she just so happened to be a resident of Maui at the time *emotional* *scary*. Hallie is explaining the real-life tabletop exercise that took place at the end of 2019 called Event 201. A meeting that essentially planned for Covid-19 before Covid-19 even happened. One month prior to be exact. If that sounds suspicious to you...that's because it is. Buckle up ladies and gents, tea cups ready, and remember...the following matters.

Welcome back to Insanitea. Elated to see you again. Episode 10 (yes 10, WoWowW) has really outdone itself. The girls are bringing you all the tea you've ever wondered about freemasonry (or didn't) but you WILL want to hear this. FREEMASONS ARE AMERICA BABY! Make sure you've done your brain yoga before this episode, because the power and elasticity required to wrap your mind around the concept that someone may not see the same colors that you do...really causes a mental pretzel...AND OF COURSE THE TIKTOK NEWS. Grab your teacups, get comfy, and remember... the following matters.

WELCOME to episode 9. We have an interactive episode this week, as Christie takes you through the various insignia on the $1 bill. There DO BE a lot of illuminati-esque imagery that we guarantee you've probably never even noticed. Why does no one ever questions this? We don't know, but let's explore. Hallie walks you through the potential that we've never actually seen true footage/pictures from Mars. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. NASA may be live-streaming from our very own planet and shlepping it off as "Mars Footage". Let's discuss the evidence. Don't worry, we also have the beloved TikTok News for you as well. Grab your tea cups, grab your dollar bills, and remember...the following matters.

Episode 8 everyone, TikTok news is STILL here. The situation is very fluid in regards to the sale, so by the time you're hearing this episode, some of the dynamics have obviously changed, *DISCLAIMERRRRR*, we will re-evaluate in next weeks episode. OK. On to the juicy stuff. HALLIE HAS FOUND NEW MOVEMENT IN THE EPSTEIN CASE AND WE NEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS IMMEDIATELY!!! There is way more than we even realized regarding flight logs, surveillance cameras, ETC. V important, do NOT miss this. In the spirit of helping everyone achieve a little more zen this week, Christie is bringing you a more light-hearted but EQUALLY AS compelling reasoning as to why our beloved red-heads might just be aLiEnS!!!!! You heard that right. Aliens. They got some fonkyyyyyy genes and we need explanations. Red-head listeners, plz weigh in on this weeks episode. Fasten seatbelts, grab teacups and remember...the following matters.

Don't let the title freak you out too much. Hallie & Christie's tin foil hats aren't THATTTT large... BUT, do you know what a Psyop is?????? Do you wanna know? No? Sorry too late, YOURE LIVIN' IT BABY!! Or are we??? Hallie brings you some EXTREMLY important facts. Let's discuss. Christie expands on the Netflix Documentary "The Social Dilemma". IMMEDIATELY ADDED TO THE SYLLABUS! Very information, must watch. Christie and Hallie are about to put you in a real mental pretzel this week, thankusomuch. AND BUT OF COURSE we have not neglected the TikTok news, we have lived to see another week POST original ban date. #cantstopwontstop Grab the teacups, don't be a sheep, and remember... the following matters.

Episode 6, can you believe we've come this far. TIKTOK NEWS is being implemented BabY!!! Nothing says "more reliable" than 30 seconds of unfact-checked information from the everyday person. TBH we learn a lot more from TikTok than general new media outlets (taken witha grain of salt of course, come on) Nonetheless, entertainment is a 12/10 for sure. Moving forward, let's have a chat about why the Titanic sank? Did it really even sink in the first place?? SOMEONE DO BE LYIN!! Christie is bringing you some alternative Titanic facts that'll make you think twice about how we lost our beloved Jack. Hallie also dives into the expansive topic of D.U.M.B.S. What are they you might ask?? DEEP UNDERGROUND MILITARY BASES (yo, extremely sus) You may not even realize there may be one MILES BENEATH YOUR OWN FEET! Have your tea cups at the ready for this one. #TFM

Episode 5 here we goooooo. We bring brang brought the drama and the insaniTEAAA with a weekly TikTok news recap, no cap. You say you like Nickelodeon? Ok same, BUTTTTTTT she do be a PrObLeMaTiC qUeEn with scandals and questionable connections. Laybourne who?? We aren’t trying to ruin any childhoods here (RIP) but we said what we said, you need to know. Christie will be serving you a nice platter of thought-provoking information for your weekly consumption. DO NOT MISS THIS! Teacups ready boys and girls.

On episode 4, we are discussing HARD HITTING FAX that point to the moon having a hologram facade. Is it real???? Is it made of wax??? Are we spiraling??? *YIKES* If you come in contact with the Nordic aliens, don't be alarmed, they probably won't probe your asshole (studies show). They are the world peace aliens. Also, if you are hip on the TikTok, you more than likely have heard the date August 27th floating around, and if you haven't, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PODCAST! Fasten your seat belts and grab your teacups for this jam-packed episode.

Do you know what the Bohemian Grove is? No? Well now you do. ~~ tHe MoRe YoU kNoW ~~ Hallie and Christie always end up on prison tik tok (*WILD*) and talk about your daily dose of what NO ONE ELSE IS TALKING ABOUT aka Epstein and Maxwell aka sus. Grab your tea cups ladies and gents.

CLASS IS IN SESSION! Here are your prerequisites for Insanitea 101. We will also find out if you are a hollow-earther or not and discuss Elon Musk wanting to take over everyone's brain. GRAB UR TEACUPS

Let's talk Wayfair and paranormal TikTok accounts.