Jimbo's Five and Dime

So... here's the thing: If you will be forgotten when you go, you don't have a legacy. Simple math, but so many seem to miss this point. When you go - who will remember you, and for what? Do you want people to remember you for the clever things you post on social? Is it just me, or does that seem... lame? My legacy isn't here. I don't need to talk about my legacy and I won't pretend that what I'm doing with my business is a legacy. It's not. It won't be. It shouldn't be. My legacy is a life of love, adventure, fun, creativity and great relationships with great people. Fuck branding. Fuck business. Fuck this podcast. https://jamespmgaffney.com

Grew up in Baltimore City in poverty with a horrible family life. Homeless with my hippie divorced mom and older brother for a period of time motivated me to escape that environment. Couldn't read or write till we moved to the farming community of southern york county pa. Mentoring is key. Visit Brian at https://www.broadwaytrans.com Visit me at https://unclejimbo.me

There is no cookie cutter template for growing a business. Every business tells a different story and needs different strategies. Alex uses story to help creative business owners identify and implement the exact strategy they need to grow their business and transform their customers' lives. Visit Alex at https://www.alexboxall.co.uk Visit me at https://unclejimbo.me

Singer/ songwriter/ music designer/ artist/ starseed. I'm all about elevating our 3D lives into the energy and magic of the 5D. If you got excited about that sentence, then we could probably be friends. I express my thoughts through music and video. Visit Bobbo at https://Fuelblue.com Visit me at https://unclejimbo.me

An (admittedly) very old interview with Calvin Witcher - The God Father & Master Prophet and Founder of Multiple Companies. Find him and give him money at https://calvinwitcher.com/1-0-join-our-community/ Don't visit https://unclejimbo.me

Enemies: Fuck 'em. https://unclejimbo.me

I talk about vaccines. And it's the last fucking time I'm doing it. One love. Whatever. https://unclejimbo.me

This podcast episode is abusive. Visit https://unclejimbo.me

What can I say about Robert Malka? For a tiny little floopy-nooped ginger from Texas, he does all right - and he does all kinds of stuff. Check him out at https://onsomble.com and BUY HIS SHIT so he can print more shit for ME! GLORIOUS ME!!! To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

"$18 mil in revenue from email. 3 acquisitions. If you're not marketing with emails then you're WRONG." Wise words from a wise (and fun) dude. Listen to the episode, then check Mike out at https://www.7figcopywriter.com/ To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

"It's ok to joke, be an entrepreneur and run a business that produces results. It's more liberating actually." Lance is a real estate selling mufukker, and he's got the sugariest mammaries this side of Facebook. Check him out at https://www.facebook.com/Lance.Gabbard To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

Larry is a lead generating machine, and he's got a killer system for generating perfect clients on Linkedin at https://larryjwarren.com/ Good stuff from a good dude. CHECK HIM OUT AND SEND HIM MONEY SO YOU CAN MAKE MONEY! SORRY FOR YELLING!!! To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

Today, we have a "mystery guest..." That's all you need to know. To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com. "The greatest thing about who I am, is who I am not." Being a father of 2, a full time IT Consultant and advocate for dad jokes everywhere, the only true opinion that matters in life is the one I have of myself. If you can't be truthful with yourself, how do you expect to be truthful with others? See the true identity at https://www.drjonespcs.co.uk

Jeanine Gibeaut - Self-Love Goddess and Clarity Coach *Freedom*Love*Sex*Goddess* Live your sexiest life. That's what it says on her Facebook profile, and I guess that's good enough for an intro. We talk sex, the beach and all the other things that are important in this life. Check out Jeanine at https://jeaninegibeaut.com/ To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

I help MLO's, realtors, solar pros & consultants get more deals. Musician. That's Elisha's bio from his FB profile, as he couldn't be fucked to fill out the simple form. Oh, well. He's still a good dude and a great interview. Check him out, throw wads of cash his way at https://www.elishaisrael.com/ To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com

According to Jason's FB profile... "I teach people how to create relationships that make them feel understood, respected and valued." He's got a fabulous new (and free) book... Create the Opportunities that Lead to a lifetime of Success! You can pick up your copy at https://relatem.com/ To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com

According to Briar, she's a systems expert, podcaster, and funnel designer. Find me (her) at briarharvey.com... I'd say she's a bit more than that - but you'll have to listen in to find out more about this awesome human. AND! To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

Brandon Handley is on a mission - to bring spirituality into the NOW, so that we can live a 5-D life in this 3-D world. According to his site... YOU DON'T NEED TO GO OUT AND DO MORE, OR EVEN BE MORE THAN WHO YOU ALREADY ARE… WHAT YOU DO NEED TO DO IS REALIZE WHO YOU ARE AND THE TRULY LIMITLESS POTENTIAL OF WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF, AND THAT IS WHAT I AM HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH. I like that. And I like Brandon. Check him out at https://spiritualdope.co and get yourself a big hit. To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

Ok, truth is - Mike was too lazy to write an intro, and he wanted me to "give it my best shot." Here goes... Mike is a Canadian. That's really about all you need to know. Oh, and you can see what he does at https://blackmountainmedia.ca/ That's good enough. Probably more of an intro than he deserves. Go visit him. Good dude... for a Canadian. To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com

Jennifer Nielsen is an ATA-certified Spanish to English translator and remote interpreter, translator mentor, and speaker, current president of the Colorado Translators Association and former president of the Mexican Translators Association. We have a bit of a natter about a whole bunch of things I have no business talking about. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? Get a load of Jennifer at http://www.xolotranslations.com To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

Nikola (whose name I continually butcher,) is a polymath - and an incredibly fun interview. We talk about a whole bunch of things - social media, marketing, food, insanity - you name it. Nikola is an awful lot of fun - and I can't recommend connecting with her enough... if for the purple hair alone, it's well worth it. Visit Nikola at https://lowcarbinthe.uk To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com.

Pierre is a French Canadian man who believes that he's a professional graphic designer, yet spends most of his time making weird memes and comic strips. He might have dementia... He's actually a really great, talented dude - and I'm pleased to be working with him on a fantabulous new project - ARTPROLE - where we build up creatives while tearing down the myths surrounding creativity as a career. https://artprole.com - it's what's hot on the streets. Learn more about Pierre and see some of his (amazing) work at https://graphicartifex.com/ To hear more interviews and podcast goodness, visit https://unclejimbo.us - and to buy my shit (before I come to my senses and charge 20x more for it than I currently do,) visit https://jamespmgaffney.com

So... this guy... not only a great haircut, but a helluva lot of fun to talk to. Since I'm lazy and don't like typing these things out, here's a copy/paste of what he put in his intake form... Copywriting, sales, story selling, funnels, weird concepts about life, mindset, mental health, psychology, really random shit I've done while high, on mushrooms or acid (these are just filled with really weird stories and breakthroughs) Copywriting isn't difficult, stories are everywhere, you can be yourself - even if unfunny - and still make people laugh, and so much more :D Check him out at https://adilamarsi.com or... YouTube.com/adilamarsiofficial Facebook.com/AdilAmarsi Linkedin.com/in/adilamarsi/ Instagram.com/adilamarsi If you're listening, be sure to leave me a rating - even if it's ugly. Helps me in the algo, so I can spread more inanity... To listen to more and to buy my shit, visit https://unclejimbo.us

Jeremie, according to the form I had him fill out is an "Illustrator and designer for over 30 years." Personally, I think that's selling him short. He's got a very long line of credits - and beyond that, he's got an incredible and distinctive style. I'm honestly in awe of his work, and I think you would be, too. Go check out some of his wares at https://www.ledermanstudio.com/ If you're listening, be sure to leave me a rating - even if it's ugly. Helps me in the algo, so I can spread more inanity... To listen to more and to buy my shit, visit https://unclejimbo.us

On today's episode, we have one of my oldest friends. Stacy Fannon is a man of great passion and humility - and he has a heart for sharing the word of Yaweh. We chop it up a little bit about spirituality, art, music and all the weird little things that make us tick. Stacy has a terrific podcast at https://revelationxresistance.com, with a new focus on art and creativity through the lens of spirituality. Good dude, good stuff. For more Uncle Jimbo, be sure to visit https://jamespmgaffney.com and BUY MY SHIT!

Not really sure what I can say about Blaine. He's a multi-talented and interesting dude, and I've been honored to come to know him as a friend. A podcasting, possibly cross-dressing friend. Hell, I don't know. Listen and find out more about the man. If you're listening, be sure to leave me a rating - even if it's ugly. Helps me in the algo, so I can spread more inanity... To listen to more and to buy my shit, visit https://unclejimbo.us

Randy writes... "Randy is a multi passionate semi cereal entrepreneur. Podcast host of Expert Within. And a mindset coach to service based business owners and solopreneurs." And he's a helluva lot more than that. This guy has one of the biggest, most open hearts I've run across. We talk life, healing, smacking people... all the stuff you want in branding and spirituality. Go check out Randy's podcast - The Expert Within. For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

What else needs to be said? We talk fishing, drugs, social media and we marry/fuck/kill Henry, Cardone & Brunson. If that doesn't get you to listen, nothing will. Jess is a marvelous person, and an awful lot of fun to know. Check her out on Facebook. For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

MONDAY MOAN!!! Although, really - this isn't so much a moan. START A PODCAST! DO IT DO IT NOW! It's really pretty easy - and if you don't do it, you'll never know what you're missing. Pop over to Facebook and let's chat. I can help you get up and running. For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

Says Dave: "Hey, I'm Dave Lisowski, and I'm a Video Strategist. In short, I make videos to help business owners get done the repetitive tasks as quickly as possible so they can focus on the shit they REALLY love doing (and where they're time is more needed). I love it because I hate the repetitive tasks too." We get into a bit of a chitty-chat about all sorts of things, and he cartwheels gracefully through the usual gauntlet of questions. Check Dave out at https://www.Foxalvideos.com and throw him wads of cash. For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

Meet Alasen Zarndt, the Nutrition Doula... According to her site... "The Nutrition Doula philosophy is about using real, everyday foods to care for yourself and your family. I do not endorse quick-fixes, diets, meal replacements, or the like. My focus is on how to help moms and families to stress-free changes that can be small, but amount to big results for your overall health and wellness." And - yeah. That's what she does, and that's what we talk about. I even reveal my deep knowledge of breastfeeding. Visit Alasen at https://thenutritiondoula.com/ For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

Annabelle's an author, consultant and coach, and has worked with business leaders in all sectors, in organisations of all sizes (from scaling entrepreneurs to global corporates) all over the world for nearly 20 years. She's also a closet history and geology geek in her spare time. Annabelle is the author of the new book, "Get Your Peas In A Row - 5 key factors to propel your business forward." She can also go on about business lessons that we can learn from medieval English history ;) Learn more about Annabelle at https://yara-journeys.com For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

Daniel Doan is a purportedly banana-obsessed veteran direct-response copywriter and conversion optimization specialist with 10 years of experience leading growth marketing teams and writing conversion copy for some of the largest brands in America. Check out more of his banana shit at http://www.danieldoan.net For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

In this riveting episode, you learn all about the MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD - YOUR GOOD OLD UNCLE JIMBO™ Why am I the way I am? What gives me the right? What did my parents do that fucked me up so badly? LISTEN! YOU'LL LOVE IT! GUARANTEED!!!* *Not a guarantee. For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

According to James, he is a "Direct Response Copywriter with a knack for upsetting apple carts. Horror movie fanatic and yes, Ghostbusters 2 is just as good as the original, fight me.' I don't know about the Ghostbusters, but the rest is 100% true. Can a copywriter sell thrift store crap for big bucks? You're right he can. James says how... Get a load of James and his goodness at https://www.jamesdwlayton.com or hit him up on the Book of Faces at https://www.facebook.com/jamesdouglaslayton/ For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

Matthew Kaboomis Loomis is a copywriter, marketing strategist, editorial writer, affiliate marketer, and blogger, working for himself for 8 years. He serves clients in various niches along with working on some of his own website business ventures. He also does individual blog coaching and affiliate (and my entry form cut him off. Oh, well.) Matthew is a great guy, a talented copywriter and some of the finest people I've ever had the pleasure of not yet meeting. Check him out at https://www.kaboomis.com and https://www.buildyourownblog.net/ For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

THE MONDAY MOAN!!! Today, I regale you with stories of tribalism, church and Facebook. Oh, and buy my shit. But visit https://artprole.com and join a small community of truly kick-ass people. We don't have to be BADASSES OR GODS OR BITCHES OR WHATEVER. We're bad motherfuckers. Each and every last one. For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

According to Landon... "I'm LP. I grow hair and break shit. I also tend to piss people off. It's my game, I'll play it any way I damn well please." And - I can attest... it's not talk - he walks the walk. We get into some deep conversation (seemed deep at the time anyway,) about playing the game by your rules. I nod in agreement a lot in this one. We talk universal shifts in humanity, short lives and all that jazz. Check out Landon's new (old) Facebook group - Dude, it's a game @ https://www.facebook.com/groups/gorillajuice/ and go find the man on Facebook. For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course, broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out.

Well... what can you say about Ash? More elusive than Bigfoot, but also as prevalent in a lot of our worlds as sunshine. Out there, but behind the scenes. Some would say puppeteer, but that would be a slander - as she has a heart of gold, and no problem speaking that heart of gold in ways that some folks might get butthurt over, but it's out of love and community. She's not pulling strings, she's leading by example. She talks about plants and other things. Like food? That's Ash. Visit her terrific Facebook group, Opimalvore. https://www.facebook.com/groups/optimalvore/ Like photos? She does that, too. Visit her on Insta. Just don't tell her I sent you. https://www.instagram.com/ashtues/ For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit https://UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit, NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit https://NothingToBrand.com. A 30-day intensive course broken down into 4 weeks. Perfect, no matter where you are on your entrepreneurial journey. We go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing, and proud to roll out. Brand, branding, website, social media, aaaaaaaall sorts of stuff. Check it out.

Want to fall in love with Facebook? Kill it. Then create it. If you're a consumer, that's all you'll be - and you'll be forever at the mercy of what the ALL POWERFUL ALGO would have you eat. And it's shit. Want to surround yourself with a bunch of Creators? Visit https://artprole.com, join our Facebook group (no, the irony doesn't escape me) and be fed the good stuff. For more of Jimbo's Five & Dime or to apply to be a guest - visit UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit - NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit NothingToBrand.com. A 30 day intensive course, separated into 4 weeks. Perfect no matter where you're at on your entrepreneurial journey, we will go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing and proud to roll out.

HAVE THE GUTS TO FOLLOW YOUR GUTS. On today's episode, we have one of my favorite entrepreneurs and motivators - Talmadge Spicer AKA Uncle Sunny. Talmadge is a ball of love, light and energy - and we get into some nitty gritty with 10 questions that my man just breezes right on through. He's a man on a mission to lift up and support a million entrepreneurs, and I can tell you he's lifted up and supported at least one that I know of... ME! According to his website, Talmadge dreams of being surrounded by men and women who have come to an understanding of fear and true love. They have done the inner work and realized what it takes to find true joy. They have decided to dedicate their lives to the serivce of themselves and others. These men and women are bonded not only by their elevated mentality but also unique shared experience carrying the burden of post traumatic slave disorder. Good shit. Good man. Good times. Have a listen, then go check out The Uncle Sunny Project at https://unclesunnyproject.com/ For more Uncle Jimbo™ - visit UncleJimbo.us To buy my most current shit - NOTHINGTOBRAND - visit NothingToBrand.com. A 30 day intensive course, separated into 4 weeks. Perfect no matter where you're at on your entrepreneurial journey - we go from nothing to a brand you're ready, willing and proud to roll out. 72 modules of all killer, no filler. Guest speakers and more goodness than you could shake a sharpened stick at.

Well, well, well. In this - the inaugural episode - it's just the voice of Jimbo. A long-winded (11 minute) whinge about our buddy, our pal, the hero of the universe - DAN HENRY. Yeah, THAT Dan Henry. Bottom line - we're not your market. Not all men are like you, and not all men want to be anything like you. Jimbo's Five And Dime is a 3-times-a-week variety show where we discuss marketing, business, hopes, dreams, fears, salt, punk music, entrepreneurship... everything you never knew you didn't know all that much about. Starting with the next episode, we'll have a guest in the hot seat - and most episodes will feature a different entrepreneur, artist, designer, marketer, geek, freak, weirdo or straight up normsie. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET! Want more podcasty goodness? Visit UncleJimbo.us - it's ALMOST as good as the show. If you want to buy my shit, visit NOTHINGTOBRAND.com and check out my 30 day soup-to-nuts brand building course. It'll kick your brand's ass. NOW - Sit back and "enjoy" the show!