Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

1. Christmas Lucky Charm It's a the first episode of a new series! Welcome to The 25 Days of Joemas! It's not as many as 60 movies! Joe explains in this episode what's going on! Lastly, Joe watches a movie that's fine, but also sort of bad, "Christmas Lucky Charm" (2022)! Poor Jessica! All of her exes get married right after she breaks up with them. Is she cursed? Or is she a lucky charm for them? Maybe both! Actually, it's neither! It's neither! Listen to Joe talk for genuinely longer than the movie lasts. Listen to him go nuts about an hour in. Listen to him try, in this, the first episode of THE 25 DAYS OF JOEMAS! Let Joe know he did okay @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

61. Love's Sweet Recipe Joe accidentally watches a movie that's not a Christmas movie, "Love's Sweet Recipe" (2021)! Why is there another episode? How did this happen? Well, Joe made a mistake and decided to make the most out of it! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the sixty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know how surprised you were @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

60. Christmas Song Joe watches a movie not actually about a Christmas song, "Christmas Song" (2012)! One of the things Joe has noticed in his endless journey through the endless morass of Christmas movies is that they often feature main characters that are absolutely detestable! This movie is no different! Find this one on Youtube and regret you watched it just like Joe! Listen to Joe brings things to a conclusion in this, the sixtieth and FINAL episode of season 3 of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! You can always reach out to your old pal Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! He appreciates you.

59. A Very Corgi Christmas Joe watches the dog movie that's not as much about a dog as the title implies, "A Very Corgi Christmas" (2019)! I'm thinking about this now, for the first time, but this movie is never really about a dog. Yes, there is a dog in it, but it's not what the movie is about at all. It's about a woman who works too much learning to appreciate her family and Christmas. The dog is just incidental! What a scam! Listen to admit his failings and feel bad in this, the fifty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if he's getting a dog for Christmas @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

58. Love You Like Christmas Joe watches a movie that could have been made by pulling Christmas movie tropes out of a hat, "Love You Like Christmas" (2016)! When Big City Maddie finds herself in Small Town Christmas Valley, what in the heck is going to happen? If you guessed change the lives almost everyone in that town while also falling in love with a Christmas tree farmer and his daughter, you'd be right! But you have earned no prize! Listen to Joe run through the motions (much like this movie) in this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please tell Joe this was worth it @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

57. Lucky Christmas Joe watches a movie about a good guy with an awful friend, Lucky Christmas (2011)! Mike is a good guy, but he has a friend who is just the worst. This movie does not focus nearly enough on just how gross his friend is. Instead, we're supposed to focus on nice Holly who wins the lottery, but then has her car stolen. Fine, if you insist! Listen to Joe falling apart as he nears the end in this, the fifty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Send all lucky numbers to Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! FYI: he will not be sharing any lottery winnings!

56. Silent Night, Bloody Nighty Joe and his pal Rusty watch the WILD Christmas horror movie, "Silent Night, Bloody Night" (1972)! It's the conclusion to the Silent Night saga as Rusty returns with his last selection. Neither guy was ready for what they were about to see. This movie is, visually, awful and almost indecipherable at times. The sound is often muffled. It's a mess! And, yet, it is so very watchable. Join the boys for a wild ride! Listen to Joe and Rusty talk about questionable nudity, way too many birds, and a movie that has nothing to do with Christmas in this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please let Joe know if you have any secret family history that could lead to his demise @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! It would be appreciated!

55. Snow Joe watches the wacky family comedy, "Snow" (2004)! This is a very kooky movie! Nick Snowden is the son of the previous Santa and he's ready for his first year as the man in the red suit. Unfortunately, one of his reindeer has gone missing?! This leads Nick on a journey to California where he finds more than his reindeer... he finds love. Joe reckons with a movie that's kind of silly, but not bad at all in this, the fifty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you want fly to the North Pole with him @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

54. Fit for Christmas Joe watches a movie with two awful lead characters, "Fit for Christmas (2022)"! Audrey teaches fitness classes. Griffin works for a mega-ski resort company. They meet. They are very mean to each other. Then they fall in love. It's not fun! Listen to Joe detest characters to a degree that shocked even him in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Send Joe some romantic insults just like Griffin would @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

53. A Christmas for the Books Joe watches a movie with a character he hates so much, it's embarrassing, "A Christmas for the Books" (2018)! When love expert Joanna gets the job opportunity of her life! The only catch is they expect her to have a boyfriend! Why? Because she's a liar.  Watch Joanna continue to lie while also being incredibly arrogant until she's not and we're supposed to like her. Have fun with Joe as he continues to mentally deteriorate in this, the fifty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please send any Love Worksheets to Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

52. Christmas Scavenger Hunt Joe watches the promising yet infuriating flick "Christmas Scavenger Hunt" (2019)! When Belinda has to go back home to crush dreams, she accidentally joins the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt! What follows is a nonsensical series of events that only serve to make Joe mad the more they go on. Merry Christmas! Joe dies a little inside on this, the fifty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! If you have any clues for the scavenger hunt, please send them to @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

Joe watches the time-jumping flick about a promise between children, The Christmas Pact (2018)! 51. The Christmas Pact Two kids make a promise to meet every Christmas Eve and pay tribute to a special Christmas tree. That sounds crazy when you read it back. We follow them as they become teens, adults, and then... older adults. It's a Christmas journey! Listen to Joe judge fictional children's Christmas lists in this, the fifty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! If you have any pacts you want to make with Joe, let him know @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

50. Hometown Christmas Joe watches a movie that couldn't have a more generic title, Hometown Christmas (2018)! When Noelle moves back home to Louisiana just in time for Christmas, she runs into a ghost from her past she never expected: her ex, Nick! Before you know it, they are ready to smooch! Plus, there's a Nativity play! Merry Christmas! Joe's getting back out there and finding true love in this, the fiftieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you lock your car doors @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

49. Christmas Lost and Found Joe watches the movie about a jerk who loses her ornaments, Christmas Lost and Found (2018)! When Whitney loses her grandmother's precious ornaments, she lies about it! There's also a guy who likes her and she makes him feel bad about it! She's just a jerk! That's Joe's big takeaway from this okay film. Listen to Joe question the logic behind the missing ornaments in this, the forty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Send Joe your best rhyming clues at @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

48. Silent Night Joe and Rusty saddle up to tackle another movie, "Silent Night" (2002)! Rusty returns to the podcast with another movie called "Silent Night"! This one is a quaint tale of war! When soldiers from opposing sides find themselves in the same cabin on Christmas Eve, they learn about each other as well as the magic of pineapple pudding! A fine film for the whole family (minus the gore)! Listen to Joe and Rusty spend as much time talking about trailers as they do the movie in this, the forty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! If you're interested in attacking Rusty from behind, please reach out to Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

47. Snowball Effect Joe watches the movie about dueling meteorologists that's not really about meteorologists, Snowball Effect (2022)! When two weather forecasting rivals find themselves competing for a new job, you know what happens? They forget about the job and try to bring Christmas back to a small town? You got it! They also fall in love! Listen to Joe get very angry about lessons in this movie in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Please let Joe know how much snow he's going to get @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

46. Christmas on Repeat Joe watches the Christmas time loop movie about a woman absolutely failing her family, Christmas on Repeat (2022)! When Andrea screws up her family's Christmas, she wishes she could do the day again. Wouldn't you know it, but she gets that very chance! Does she learn her lesson? Not really! It's kind of shocking, really! Listen to Joe complain the problem with time loop movies in this, the forty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're into making pancakes @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! Just don't set the house on fire.

45. A Cinderella Christmas Joe watches the supposed Christmas movie based on a fairy tale, A Cinderella Christmas (2016)! If you stop watching this movie at about 25 minutes in, you'll be fine. Once the Ball is over, so should the movie be. Beyond that lays a never-ending monotony of scenes about something that feels like the twilight you experience before you fall asleep. You know that sensation of falling you get when your head bobs and you jerk yourself awake? That's this movie. Joe gets very mad and is very tired in this, the forty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! If you can find a shoe that fits Joe, please let him know @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram because they are hard to come by. Real giant, real struggle!

44. Once Upon a Christmas Miracle Joe watches the liver-filled Christmas romance, Once Upon a Christmas Miracle (2018)! Ol' Heather needs a new liver and Chris happens to have the perfect one. After her gives her a slice, they realize they want to start sharing more than bodily organs! Can these two stitched-up sweethearts find love in the recovery room? Tune in and find out! Join Joe as he talks about a fine movie with no real complaints in this, the forty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Please send your liver details to Joe just in case @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

43. Merry Kiss Cam Joe watches the hockey-centric holiday romp, Merry Kiss Cam (2022)! When Jess and Danny get caught on the kiss game at a local hockey game, they smooch and the home team wins! What happens when they keep smooching? The team keeps winning? What happens things get sad? They stop winning! That's almost the whole movie! It's okay! Listen to Joe talk about eating snow on this, the forty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know how you want to handle it if you get caught with him on a kiss cam @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

42. The Christmas Challenge Joe watches the movie that feels like the beginning of an instructional video, The Christmas Challenge ()! This entire movie feels like the prologue to a doctor telling me to get my kidneys checked. It feels like a fake movie. Maybe something playing in the background of another movie. It's really strange. It's also about a podcast that decides to do a silly Christmas gimmick where they do a podcast every day. Who would do that?! Listen to struggle to get through an episode in this, the forty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! If you're a podcast network looking to pick this show up, please reach out to Joe @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! Yes, this is just a reference to the movie, but also sure why not.

41. The Enchanted Christmas Cake Joe watches the spiritual successor to The Christmas Chalet (which means it has the same actors, but isn't as good), The Enchanted Christmas Cake (2021)! Joe sat down to watch your standard Christmas baking movie, but found himself face to face with three of the same actors from a movie he watched mere days ago, The Christmas Chalet. Unfortunately, this movie is worse! The leads are pretty much as good, but there are so many dumb jokes! What happened?! Listen to Joe list a bunch of ingredients that being with ma- in this, the forty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Please let Joe know if you'll make him a lebkuchen @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

40. 12 Pups of Christmas Joe watches the movies about Christmas puppies that's not actually about puppies at all, 12 Pups of Christmas (2019)! This movie is a MESS. Joe tries to negotiate his way through this jungle of nonsense and he does not succeed! Why are there puppies? How many puppies are there? Why is the main character a canine therapist? All these questions and many more! Listen to Joe freeze as he loses him mind talking about a movie in this, the fortieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you have a better dog name than Mr. G @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

39. Hashtag Blessed Joe watches one of the wildest movies he's seen since starting the show, Hashtag Blessed (2022)! Goodness. This movie is something else. It's supposed to teach the lesson that social media isn't real life. What does the movie really teach, though? Listen and find out! Hear Joe talk about a movie with muted foul language, insane music, and stalker Santa in this, the thirty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVEIS IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you want him to be the godfather of your baby @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! His is sleeping!

38. The Christmas Chalet Joe watches a movie that takes place almost entirely in a house, The Christmas Chalet (2019)! Grace is ready to spend Christmas with her family in a rented Chalet, but then she finds out it's been double-booked! Uh oh! Jack the writer is also there because he's struggling to finish his book! But then he finishes it off-screen like it doesn't matter! Oh, and they kiss! Joe's very tired so why not listen to him talk about a movie in this, the thirty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what your idea of romance is @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! His is sleeping!

37. The Last Christmas Joe watches a movie that's actually the second part of a 2-part movie miniseries, Shadow Island Mysteries: The Last Christmas (2010)! The La Foret family has not gotten together for Christmas in five years. The last time, one of them was murdered. This time, one of them will be caught! Merry Christmas! Joe enjoys fine, if goofy, mystery in this, the thirty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please let Joe know if you're inviting him to a Christmas party that's actually a trap @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

36. Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night Joe's pal Rusty returns and the guys discuss the mercifully short, "Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night" (1998)! For the first time in three years, Joe watches an animated Christmas movie! This is all thanks to Rusty and his series of "Silent Night" movies. This one is not the worst and it's not the best. It's a solid Not Very Good! And so very short! A blessing for the boys! Listen to Joe and Rusty talk about a child who is very homeless and very violent in this, the thirty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe and Rusty know if you think talking mice are magical @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

35 / The Christmas Pitch Joe watches a movie that makes him embarrassingly angry, The Christmas Pitch (2021)! This movie is called The Christmas Pitch. Do you know what it's not about? A pitch at Christmas. The pitch happens at the beginning and nothing to do with a pitch happens the rest of the time. Instead, there's plenty of awful comedy and nonsensical events. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe get exasperated beyond all reasonable expectations in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe it'll be okay @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

34. Love at the Christmas Contest Joe watches the terribly named yet totally fine film, Love at the Christmas Contest (2022)! Do you know where love can be found? Turns out it's at the Christmas Contest! Joe needs the address. Anyway, the movie is alright! Joe? Less so! Joe watches a movie where people finally care about who wins a contest in this, the thirty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what the theme of your Christmas tree is @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

33. Ice Sculpture Christmas Joe watches the super *COOL* Christmas flick, Ice Sculpture Christmas (2015)! This is like all those other movies Joe's watched except this one is about ice sculptures. It's fine. There's nothing really wrong with it. Maybe give it a watch. If you want. Joe is so tired and cold in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're into destroying some ice with him @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

32. Window Wonderland Joe watches the movie about warring Christmas displays, "Window Wonderland" (2013)! Sloan and Jake both want the Head Window Dresser position, but only one can get it! They go through weeks of battle, each trying to design the best window displays they can, in an effort to win the position they covet? Who will claim victory? Listen and find out! Also, their displays look like trash. Listen to freeze as he talks about a movie that's better than he expected in this, the thirty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Give Joe a heads up if you decide to live in a department store @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

31. A Merry Single Christmas Joe watches a movie that teaches you how to be single and still enjoy Christmas, A Merry Single Christmas (2022)! When Morgan breaks up with her boyfriend just before Christmas, she decides to go to a retreat made for single people during Christmas. Unfortunately, her ex has the same idea! Uh oh! Listen to Joe enjoy a host of supporting actors in this, the thirty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you want to do a Secret Santa deal @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

30 . A Christmas Eve Miracle Joe watches the surprise sequel to a movie he watch in season 1, A Christmas Eve Miracle (2014)! Joe thought he was settling in for a simple, bad Christmas movie and then, halfway through, he finds out it's a sequel to another movie from Season 1! What a surprise! It did not make the movie any better! Listen to Joe get mad and frustrated and then happy at a mess of a movie in this, the thirtieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if there's a third movie in this series @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

29. A Perfect Christmas List Joe watches a movie starring a lying grandmother, A Perfect Christmas List (2014)! A mom and her daughter try to make their dying (but not really dying) grandmother have a wonderful last Christmas. They bicker a lot and then get along and then the daughter falls in love with a doctor. That's it! Listen to Joe get mad at a list that's not numbered correctly in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you've ever heard of bacon butter @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

Double Holiday Joe watches the mixed-holiday adventure, "Double Holiday" (2019)! Rebecca is Jewish and Chris isn't and they have to team up to throw a Christmas party. Can they pull it off? Maybe. Will they fall in love? You bet! Listen to Joe get frustrated at the lack of dreidel action in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you can mail him some latkes @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

27. Secret Santa: A Christmas Adventure Who's ready for a good time? Joe certainly is because he just got done watching one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "Secret Santa: A Christmas Adventure" (2021)! Ted and Andre are given the mission of helping Santa deliver gifts. The resulting movie is terrible. Joe tries to reckon with its awfulness and almost certainly fails. Listen to Joe trudge through a cursed in this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know there is still good in this world @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

26. Silent Night Joe is back with his ol' pal Rusty to talk about the dumb and boring  and mostly dumb slasher flick, "Silent Night" (2012)! Rusty has brought with him another Christmas movie with "Silent Night" in the title and it is shockingly the worst so far. There's a murderous Santa on the loose! Why is he killing people? Revenge? Punishing those that are naughty? It seems to be both, but that doesn't make much sense! Listen to Joe and Rusty deal with disappointment in this, the twenty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you want him to smack Rusty's heart drugs out of his hands @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

25. A Christmas Invitation Joe watches one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "A Christmas Invitation" (2022)! There's no other way to put it: this movie is terrible. Joe struggled to make sense of the movie while watching it so you can imagine how hard it is to talk about it! The movie is so bad, folks! Listen to Joe struggle to describe the insane in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Promise Joe you'll never make a terrible Christmas movie @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

24. Four Christmases and a Wedding Who's ready to watch a story based around the gimmick of jumping ahead year after year? Joe must have been because he watched "Four Christmases and a Wedding" (2017)! This movie is not awful. It's fine. Joe doesn't even know what he likes any more. It's just movie after movie, Christmas after Christmas. Hey, that's sort of like this movie! Coincidence? Or destiny? Joe is tired, but does his best to bring you the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you'd like to ice skate around his living room @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

23. Hats Off to Christmas Joe watches a movie that's kind of about a business struggling to survive, but it's actually about mother struggling to let herself love. How about that for a summation of "Hats Off to Christmas" (2013)! Mia has a job she loves and a son, well, she also loves! When Nick comes to town to fix one, he ends up fixing both! No, wait, hold on. He doesn't fix the song. He helps the son. And he kisses the mom? And helps save her job? Yeah, that's close enough. It's fine! The movie's fine! Listen to Joe talk about the messiness of pumpkin carving in this, the twenty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe about your ideal Santa hat @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

22. Destined at Christmas Joe watches a movie filled with destiny! Oh wait, it's actually a bunch of coincidences! It's "Destined at Christmas" (2022)! Kim and Theo have a perfect night, but then get separated and can't find one another. How can these two lovebirds-to-be reconnect? Well, by doing the activities they each talked about for Christmas! It's all right! Listen to Joe deal with an awful mom (not his own) in this, the twenty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what your dream Christmas ornament is @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

21. Four Cousins and a Christmas Joe watches a film filled with lots of wild faces and moan-y songs, "Four Cousins and a Christmas" (2021)! This movie's not great, folks. The acting is all over the place. The directing is confusing. I don't know. Jennifer is sad that her grandmother has died and goes to her funeral. She's also mad at her grandfather and lies to people in order to get her way. She's the main character. Listen to Joe complain about music in this, the twenty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know which song you want to sing at his funeral @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

20. Ghosts of Christmas Always Joe watches another movie he really enjoyed, Ghosts of Christmas Always (2022)! What's going on here? This movie basically takes the idea of the ghosts from The Christmas Carol and asks "what if this happened all the time?" And it also asks "What if we got the dad from Family Matters to be the Ghost of Christmas Future?" The answer to that last one is: Joe will really enjoy it! Joe really liked this movie, but he thinks this podcast might stink! Find out for yourself in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know which Christmas you'd want to revisit @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

19. Christmas Icetastrophe Joe watches barely Christmas-themed disaster flick, Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)! Watch out! A meteor has crashed on Earth! And it's causing weird freeze waves to roll through the area! And then they randomly stop! And start again! It's a disaster! No, wait, it's an ICETASTROPHE! Look, this movie isn't great and it's not really about Christmas, but Joe watched it and you can hear all about it on this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Joe is tired on Twitter and Instagram @joemoc.

18. On the 12th Date of Christmas Joe watches a genuinely fun Christmas movie, "On the 12th Date of Christmas" (2020)! When Aiden and Jennifer are forced to team up on a big work project, you know exactly where this is going. That's okay, though, because it's pretty fun! That's all I ask! Enjoy the rare chance to hear Joe talk about a movie he liked on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe your favorite day of Christmas on Twitter and Instagram @joemoc!

17. A Royal Christmas on Ice What happens when you mix ice skating and royalty, what do you get? You get A Royal Christmas on Ice (2022)! When the prince of a European nation wants to start a minor league hockey team, he decides to come to America! You get that? Well, forget it because none of it matters. This movie is really about an ice skater who forgot her dreams. Oh, and there's an ex-boyfriend. Find out all about Al and what makes him special in this, the seventeenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what you'd name your hockey team on Twitter and Instagram @joemoc!

16. Silent Night Zombie Night Joe is re-joined by his pal Rusty to discuss the next movie in their "Silent Night" series, "Silent Night Zombie Night" (2011)! Rusty brings with him a tale of relationships, zombies, and unlikeable people. Thanks, Rusty! It's not a very good movie, but the guys have a great time talking about it! Learn about the Eggplant Boy in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're living at the airport on Twitter and Instagram @joemoc!

Joe checks out a movie he can't believe people would choose to watch, Christmas Wedding Runaway (2019)! Look, it's not the worst movie ever. It really wants to be a comedy, but it's so corny. And bland. Anyway, a lady runs away from her wedding and goes to stay with her grandmother. Then she falls in love. And her former groom falls in love. There's also talk about writing, but it doesn't matter.  Joe speeds through his thoughts on a movie no one will talk about again in this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what you'll chisel for him on Twitter and Instagram @joemoc!

14. A Lot Like Christmas Joe has a genuinely good time with a the well-acted tree farm romance, A Lot Like Christmas (2021)! When fake Walmart comes to town, how can the Roberts Tree Farm survive? By hard work and gumption, that's how! Oh, and romance! Can't forget them smooches! Joe has an easy time in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you wanna buy a tree with him @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

Joe watches the movie that teaches us what happens when the robots take over... recommending Christmas gifts, "Secretly Santa" (2021)! This podcast is longer than the movie. This is not Joe's fault. This is the movie's fault. It feels like it was made by people who didn't care. Joe tries to care and then he talks too much. Also, another movie where the graphics team gave up. Joe gets so very angry in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Ask Joe for gift recommendations @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

12. Blood Beat Joe watches the "so bad, it's good" (but is actually really bad) Christmas horror movie, "Blood Beat" (1983)! If you read the description of this movie, where a son brings his girlfriend home for Christmas but then she's inhabited by the soul of a samurai who starts killing folks, you think it sounds awesome! It is not awesome. It is long, slow shots of things barely happening interspersed with a plot that doesn't make sense. Merry Christmas! If you have a samurai helmet, please let Joe know @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! Maybe it'll fit his giant head.