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Hi! I drink wine and watch news and translate their crap into humanese. Not for everyone but I think its kinda fun!

Leah


    • Nov 17, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Latest episodes from Leah Watches Cable News

    Slava Ukraine

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 19:21


    I'm right.

    40 crimes or so

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 9:29


    Somebody's gonna find something that's just math.

    Breaking news DeSantis is still a sack of trash.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 9:29


    Let's talk about who the real Christians are here you absolute douchebag assholes.

    Bannon owns the libs by going to prison.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2022 16:22


    But don't worry Peter Navarro is there for us.

    Turns out ya can't F with the FBI

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 10:11


    60 times? Just learned in ONE hour. Yeah that person is fine.

    Rick Scott? You gave your money to Rick Scott?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 8:47


    I called it R is trying to lose via Mitch and its working (out).

    Can we get more footage of nothing happening at maralago

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 6:36


    Bunch of armchair lawyers again. You aren't getting a DOJ comment so shut up and wait with the rest of us.

    Feds raid Mar a Lago because HELL YES

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 7:51


    The FBI raided a former presidents home today. USA!!! USA!!!

    Kill me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2022 26:25


    I cover CPAC sorry

    No victory laps yet K?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 13:11


    Well. Alex jones has to pay nothing, dems are super proud of themselves and k we will see

    Breaking: Matt Goetz is a tool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 9:08


    Yeah big news. We talk sharks of all kinds and im going off the grid for 48 hours

    Bannon....meet bus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 8:19


    Mr Bannon is having legal issues, I finally have content on Tuesday's hearing and we find out someone isn't just spouting hearsay after all!

    Ugh oh supeana-os

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 7:59


    7 including Rudy and Ms Lindsay find themselves on the faintin couch with CLEETA. Woof.

    Holy f$×k we have a guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 9:54


    Just look how far we have come. Sclora (?) is joining us to talk about random shit

    My accent comes out I'm only furious not wasted.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 6:45


    I think that sums it up

    Ronna just confessed to criming.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 8:31


    Meh. What will the RNC face as consequences for this!

    Momentous useless occasion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 4:51


    It's time for the public execu....o sorry hearings from Jan 6

    F ing CHICKENS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 7:10


    This is a real issue and NOBODY is talking about it!!

    Wednesdays. Am I right??

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 8:11


    Just preparing for whatever trauma comes tomorrow cause Wednesdays.

    I will not.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 10:13


    Just probably cracked the whole R case for leaking that ish and crushed a pony bet HARD

    Apologies in advance

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 10:52


    I'll just do it here I swear alot

    Mooch predicts. That I'm MADLY in love with him!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 8:13


    Little talk about Sean Penn pulling a Spicoli on Hannity and how CNN has turned into a Robert Rodriguez film.

    Sew some flack jackets in your kitchen.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 6:42


    Just some more f'd up stuff going on.

    Buttress

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 11:46


    I have been super pissed at this word but it means support so

    War and corned beef

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 6:32


    Today we discuss the mutual benefits to NATO and the US if we know the right people to tap. And I'm making corned beef.

    It's FINE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 8:04


    Oh the gambit of topics tonight. It's a real cornucopia of shit around this place

    NOBODY DIED

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 6:37


    Appreciate the love for my Bengals but look out bitches.

    Blast from the past

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 8:43


    A little gem that never was published from the end of times or January.

    Togarashi bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 4:51


    Look into it. Slow news day!

    It's a cult call your dad Shout-out MFM!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 6:15


    The vote Mancima can't be bothered to break the rules to fundraise some more

    I'm back if you 200 are still there...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 5:44


    This

    Oh no Alec murdered someone.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 5:44


    This poor bastard was at work and someone died. COINCIDENCE???? Yes CNN calm down.

    The Lazy Podcaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 6:06


    I admit I am the laziest podcast editor and I'm fine with it. Enjoy

    Trump says shut up rats.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 4:54


    Did anyone see this coming?

    Thanks Mitch?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 6:31


    No deal with this beotch is good for us.

    Can we get this lawyer a lawyer please?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 5:01


    Oh no we can't cause he's in rehab and confessed and probably killed a maid?

    Paper towels are but a memory. Or not?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 4:36


    Idk what do you 3 people want from me

    That's how life works

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 4:03


    Cable news is stupid

    Bill gates doesn't give af

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 6:15


    I'm pretty sure...

    We're gonna need a REALLY big chainsaw.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 5:25


    Can we just carve a few southern states out? We can let people who want to stay move out first....

    Ok. Card carrying? whatever.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 7:32


    I have a lot to say with no context whatsoever today! I know.

    I'm BAAACK

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 4:50


    Not in a creepy poltergeist way tho

    McCarthy is a douchenozzel.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 5:39


    Enough said

    I'm a conformist.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 5:53


    Pelosi sucks as usual and for some reason I had to look at Tom Brady

    Shark week spectacular!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 5:56


    Taking a break since the news is basically a book junket. It's kinda fun especially if you're way to into Sharknado.

    Trump sues someone and other headlines you can see EVERY DAM DAY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 3:52


    15 Felonies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 5:51


    And the bastard that made the deal to release Cosby, a SERIAL RAPIST WITH 50 VICTIMS, was made with the dick that represented Trump in one of his impeachment. Shocking.

    Fear the squeaky toy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 5:21


    I know I know I should be more professional. Sorry for the background noise but he's really cute and I can't kill him.

    Baby.... I miss you already

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 6:59


    Yech. Today I broach 3 different subjects that almost make me throw up and there's talk of The Matrix. Yes that movie from a million years ago. Enjoy

    Welcome back Jeffery!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 4:15


    Our favorite jerk off is back and he's not even on zoom!

    Grandpa's dyin who's got the well.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 4:18


    Copyright yo. This is a hot mess but fun?

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