I was born in the mid-70s, so I was the target audience for Transformers and GI Joe when they premiered over a quarter of a century ago. Join me as I apply 21st century perspective and adult logic to shows that were never meant to withstand these things.
Jem works tirelessly to save an orphan's eyesight.
I suppose Kimber does technically rebel in this episode, but it's an odd thing to use for a title.
What could make a better series finale than robot rat lizard monsters?
Leatherneck and Wetsuit save the day while on a date.
Some (all) people aren't cut out to be leaders.
It's a Voltronic GALAXITER, not a Voltronic GALAXER. Obvs.
The Adventures of Li'l Jaye!The Adventures of Li'l Jaye!
The Cobras throw on their Sunday best to raise some money... for evil!
By popular* demand. * ONE GUY WHO WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THIS EPISODE
Two Baronesses appear. Other stuff, presumably, also happens.
The mini-series ends not with a bang but a lot of shouting.
This man has the constitution of a vending machine!
General Hawk's brain is deader than disco.
Apparently this show had education consultants?! Who knew.
Who will save Cobra? This shirtless, monocle-wearing former dentist, obviously!
The stunning conclusion of this weirdly good, somewhat serious episode!
This is not Shipwreck's beautiful house! This is not Shipwreck's beautiful former mermaid wife!
It starts with "Coverta Fatale" and gets sillier from there.
Quite possibly the greatest artistic achievement in the history of humankind.
Cobra takes over TV. Which is exactly as amazing as you think it is.
Dusty appears to be some kind of... TRAITOR! PART ONE!
The Joes meet a mermaid. Which is pretty cool, I guess.