Almost every night, I tell my daughters a bedtime story starring Ollie the Octopus, a private eye who lives in Baltimore and is an octopus. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they meander, sometimes the plots are lifted, sometimes we fall asleep. Unscripted stories that maybe you'll like too.
The bear's intentions remain unclear.
Is it haunted? An evil drone? Kind of you to assume I remember, this one was from several days ago.
Destruction, heavy feet, intrigue, double-cross and reconciliation. This one came out a bit long.
I'm sure it was a statement about true education versus headline-seeking or some such thing
This town ain't big enough for the two of... well ok it probably is
As in animals getting turned into food magically, not via the conventional routes.
Not gonna lie, I was tired for this one and exactly what it's about is fuzzy now
We try not to smash this storytelling button too often, but it is good for a short tale on a late night.
TBH I found this one in my files just now and I don't totally remember what it's about
Ollie wakes up human and none too pleased about it
Sometimes it pays to not overthink a problem.
Being an octopus is occasionally extra useful.
Is Lolipop an genericized trademark name like Kleenex and Xerox? Anyway, they're not supposed to fly.
Ollie has his suspicions about the Mayor's award --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
In magic, incomplete circles are an imbalanced thing --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
A little home decorating turns into a whole thing. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Craft day goes awry --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Ollie meets up with friends who also can't vote --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
TBH, Spotify nerfed it's podcasting app and it took me a while to figure out a new working setup, so I don't remember what this story is about --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
I promise this has nothing to do with Rick & Morty --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Sometimes, the person hiring a private eye just wants someone to bounce ideas off of --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Mirror mirror on the wall ... what's your deal now? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
An art exhibit gets weird, Wabbajack style --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Ollie takes advantage of them gainz --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Wow, that monster sure picked the wrong time and place --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
It's a cleaner arc if you assume the first two supporting characters are also in the final tableau. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
By request, another Regular Day for Ollie --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Apologies to Roy --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Ollie was ready for this one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
A monkey follows Ollie around. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Ollie helps a roboticist with her research. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
Ollie rescues one furball from another. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support
The exact line is hard to pinpoint, but this was solidly too many --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ollie-the-octopus/support