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This is a free-form, no-holds-barred comedic podcast that covers the juiciest of topics. Topics such as current trends, internet culture, music, video games, weed, dreams, spooky occurrences, and so much more! There's truly no rhyme or rhythm to it, and that's just how we like it! So sit back, don't take it seriously, and enjoy!

Paradox, Gilgamesh & Rynlion


    • Feb 4, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 12m AVG DURATION
    • 25 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Planet Paradox

    Ep. 25: The Pope Condemns Cancel Culture

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 67:32


    The boys talk about Gilgamesh's bidet, the Shaq-a-Roni pizza, Until Dawn, SOMA, cancel culture, giraffes, news, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 24: Incredible Animal Facts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2022 56:40


    The boys talk about dolphins, Murderous monkeys, death, fish, Ankha Zone, cockfighting tragedy, volcanoes, cannibalism, Taco Bell, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 23: The COVID-19 Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2022 59:42


    The boys come down with some type of flesh eating disease from a Wuhan laboratory but still manage to pump out an episode! They talk about games, suckin' on a chili dog, the future of AI technology, North Korea, suicide pods, tusk-less elephants, VTubers, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 22: Neandertal Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2021 80:09


    The boys talk about their Spotify Wrapped, the boy's DNA tests, Video games, a rare medical disease, YouTube, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 21: A Pizza to Die For

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 70:29


    The boys are back! Let's jump right back into it shall we? Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 20: Sacrilegious F***fest

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 73:42


    The boys talk about cryptocurrency, Paradox getting his CDL license, the upsurge of junkie activities, the Ten Commandments, and a spooky email that's guaranteed to give you goose pimples. This and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 19: The Meat Tube Movement

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 46:04


    The boys talk about the world's richest man, COVID-19 vaccine, who's gonna die first, Kanye West, Studio Ghibli, Gilgamesh betraying Rynlion, John Dillermand, meatcanyon, unpopular opinions, plans for 2021, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 18: Quantum Conundrum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 54:39


    The boys talk about Belle Delphine, Shoenice, Yahoo Finance doing an oopsie, the storming of Capitol Hill, Cyberpunk 2077, Twitter, Dark Matter, quantum teleportation, Paradox's dogs, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 17: I'll F*** You Til You Love Me F*****

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 94:39


    The guys talk about The Gilgamesh Signal, 12 for 12's, Ryan becoming a wildebeest creature, dreams, celebrity fights, the PlayStation 5, KK's first time smoking, spooky stories, Paradox going ghost hunting, Gilgamesh getting frisky, a thotty chihuahua, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 16: All Animals Go to Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 77:34


    The writers cover Ryan being jacked, election results, writing prompts, chimp talk, the PlayStation 5, Paqui One Chip Challenge, A Dance on the Edge series, paranormal twins, Belle Delphine, Tik Tok corner, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 15: Rynlion's on One

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 58:45


    Gilgamesh and Paradox do their best to control a wild, drunken Rynlion as they finish off stories from Vegas! Gilgamesh also makes a MAJOR announcement! Link: https://www.amazon.com/Dance-Edge-Hunters-Passage-ebook/dp/B08L1SG39G/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_nodl?dchild=1&keywords=a+dance+on+the+edge&qid=1603147504&sr=8-3&fbclid=IwAR17f5MDVR0jxO38rIbNpKBMwiwW03xJNAFvxSGFwZR1M04wQOjcFJz0_Ck

    Ep. 14: The Boys Go to Las Vegas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 62:37


    The gamblers talk about Gilgamesh and Rynlion going to Vegas for the first time! Including Ryan's overload, The STRAT, a wall of elderly people, street entertainers, scammers, the Taco Bell Cantina, an Escape Room, Momofuku, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 13: The Devil's Lettuce

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 85:46


    The stoners talk about the song that changed Paradox's life, the Tik Tok wars, DJing, gay Bowser, Raven the chimpanzee, overcoming our elders, relapse, getting caught sparking up, our first time blazing it, sleepwalking, Cardi B's divorce, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback

    Ep. 12: Funguys and the Herbalife Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 66:21


    The trippy boys talk about brain manipulation, writing prompts, Trump' Boat Parade, chicken & waffles fiasco, fungi, Herbalife convention, Card B's beer trick, Super Mario 3D Allstars Collection, the PS5, hobo interactions, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 11: Glizzy Gobblin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2020 66:03


    The Glizzy Gang discuss all things glizzy! Well, mostly. We also talk about walruses, Kim Jong-un, a Harlem Globetrotter being attacked with a banana, the stigma against monkeys, food stereotypes, the Cuties movie, My 600 lb. Life, band names, wild animal encounters, if we'd eat human meat, robots taking our jobs, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 10: Paradox is Gross

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 54:59


    The chums cover Fall Guys, hyper-realistic sex robots, WAP, Sex-mad monkeys that eat themselves to death, our future plans, human anatomy, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Rick & Morty, weird smells we enjoy, breaking bones, things we'd do for money, comedians, Kamala Harris, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 09: Rynlion Gets No-scoped by a Child (ft. Fortnite King)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 84:50


    Things get heated between the gamers as they talk about Fortnite, the state of the world, Trump banning Tik Tok, racism, ridiculous hospital visits, riots, watermelons, geese attacking Rynlion, nightmares, embarrassing moments, rabbit-holes we go into, nasty questions from Damian, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 08: Rynlion Gets His Face Stolen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 78:22


    The chaps cover Ryan losing his mind, Kanye West, Macho Man Randy Savage, Belle Dephine, Deepfake, Paradox betraying his grandmother, perverts, what we'd look like as girls, Jordan Peterson, our first e-mail, ducks, Final Fantasy VII Remake, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 07: The Epic of Gilgamesh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 92:15


    The blokes indulge in the history behind Gilgamesh's handle, the analytics of the podcast, a racist monkey, our first experiences with death, awkward situations we pretended to sleep through, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 06: Gilgamesh Gets Abducted

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 70:44


    The gentlemen go over LEGO and Spaghetti-O ending systemic racism, Dave Chappelle, cartoons, Paradoxes incredible harmonica solo, CBT, and so much more! Shoot us an email at planetparadoxpodcast@gmail.com if you have any questions or feedback!

    Ep. 05: Gorilla vs. Tiger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 56:19


    The comrades discuss racism, Paradox picking up a hitchhiker, Ryans encounter with a pimp, serial killers, Cyberpunk 2077, our favorite quotes, insults, Sovereign, and so much more!

    Ep. 04: Megalodon

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 53:41


    The lads talk about the Doja Cat controversy, cabin fever, freestyle battles, Joe Rogan, animals tripping balls, memories, porn, and so much more!

    Ep. 03: Dreaming of You

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2020 60:32


    The guys talk about the aftermath of Paradoxes drunken escapade, Tekashi 69, meeting celebrities, music, dreams, Jordan Peterson, and so much more!

    Ep. 02: Cute Widdle Murder Flamingos

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 105:37


    The boys cover wire wrapping, homeless people, the journey to Portland, a dance-off with a Nigerian prince, murder flamingos, and so much more!

    Ep. 01: Heavy On The R*****

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2020 122:37


    The fellas and I talk about why we started a podcast, the coronavirus, K-pop, stories from schools, previous jobs, and so much more!

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