RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

The guys make a big announcement and take some much needed time off. 

Tai Piazza joins the guys to talk about the logistics of getting married.

RJ talks about getting certified and the guys answer fan questions. 

RJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.

Alexa joins the guys to talk about about burning man, dessert themed attractions, and the orgy dome(s). 

Comedian Jimmy Pardo steps in to school RJ & Bley on The Art Of Seduction. Rule #1: Don't show them your Bronosaurus Egg.

Nick drops by to read through a giant box of love letters he's received and the guys wonder why they never got any. 

Breeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport. WHOOPS.  

The guys answer more fan questions from the live show and Bley tells us about his sad sad fetish. 

The guys go live at Nerdmelt to answer fan questions and help Sona plan her wedding. 

In honor of our LIVE SHOW at Nerdmelt on 3/26/18 we are bringing back the episode that started it all! 

Bley talks about prison mixers, and his sister Lisa explains why he's the king of mixed messages.

The guys answer fan questions and Bley gets a girls number in the saddest way imaginable. 

Kelli Smith drops by to teach the guys how to chill out and enjoy being single. 

The wonderful Caryn Weghorst drops by to discuss the worlds most uncomfortable topic. We also announce our very first LIVE SHOW!

A special throwback episode to celebrate Emily V. Gordon's Oscar nomination for The Big Sick!

The guys talk about culture shock and RJ reveals why Iceland has the best bars.

Katie Aubin joins the guys to talk conflict and Bley gets weirdly dark.

Jeannie K drops in to explain how our differences can make us stronger.

Join us for a special throwback episode with singer-songwriter Lisa Loeb.

Mo Welch joins the guys to talk about crossing the line in Comedy.

RJ reveals a massive secret, and Bley offers very little advise.

The guys are joined by fan favorite, Buddy Blackman to discuss resolutions, will power, and the meaning of life.

The guys revisit a classic episode with Rebel Wilson and producer David Hoff betrays RJ's trust.

Briana Hansen joins the guys to talk about the one thing they might actually be good at.

RJ and Bley are joined by Ben Berman to discuss the fine art of self sabotage.

Things for Rj and Bley go worse than you’d expect, and for once it’s not their fault.

The guys are joined by Carolyn to discuss growing up in the church, trying to find someone that shares your faith, and why the Tinder logo is a flame. 

This week Dan joins the guys to discuss the finer things in life, like LSD, Salvia, and Magic Mushroms. Bley also recounts the time he became an interior decorator, and RJ looks for deeper meaning in Jurassic Park. 

This week we are joined by serial monogamist, Celeste.  In this episode Celeste lowers her expectations for Millenials, RJ has a hard time speaking, and Bley reveals how many dishes he uses...spoiler alert: It's ONE dish, and it's so so depressing.

Where are all our singles at?! The boys welcome perpetual bachelor David Marker to celebrate all the joys of not being in a relationship. Plus, RJ confesses his deepest darkest fear - and spoiler alert, it's kind of weird and depressing!   

Between The Bookmark, The Brownout, The Reboot, and the return of fan favorite, Sona Movsesian, things get real crazy real quick! Plus, Bley tells the story of mistakenly confronting his friend about becoming "friends with benefits". Whooooops.

We're back baby!  We discuss what we've been up to these past two and a half years while our new producer looks on in shame. Also Bley makes a weird noise.

RJ & Bley return with an update on their dating fails - including Bley's online dating adventures and RJ's awful experience buying lingerie!

RJ & Bley welcome their final guest Sona, and end their podcast the same way they started it: Awkwardly.

For their second to last episode, RJ & Bley welcome the girl who was the reason why they started the whole podcast in the first place: Rachel Adams.

RJ & Bley welcome their friend Keri back one last time to talk about Bley's latest lady strikeout, getting & giving fake numbers, "mushing", and much more!

RJ & Bley answer some fan questions and talk about what their fathers taught them about the ladies. 

RJ's friend Becca stops by to talk about her job helping people overcome their social anxiety using improv, and Bley calmly explains why he's going to die alone.

The boys talk to their friend Ray about getting back into the dating life, and RJ drops the bomb about the time he traded sexy photos with a lady.

RJ's Ex-Girlfriend Hannah comes on the podcast to talk about what it's like to date RJ, and Bley tries to keep everybody calm.

RJ & Bley welcome Maria, a girl who runs a similar podcast with her friend in Germany… Could this be Bley's perfect woman?

The boys talk to Audrey, who bakes cakes and brings them to bars as an ingenious plot to meet dudes.

Bley is stuck in a rut and RJ has never been happier.

RJ & Bley welcome their pal Eric, who recounts his recent struggle with having to date someone in secret.

Keri O'Keeffe returns with a simple question that ignites a firestorm.

RJ brings a hot girl to the holiday party, and Bley acts classy HA HA HA JUST KIDDING YOU GUYS BLEY EMBARRASSES HIMSELF HORRIBLY.

Anonymous LA Internet Dating Expert Miss Match returns to the podcast to drop a bomb: She's in a long distance relationship. The boys explain why this is a bad idea, and discuss the "Vacationship".

The boys discuss marrying for love and a green card with a man who's done both.

With their friend Liz, the guys try to figure out how ladies should handle guys who act like dicks.

The boys figure out the dos and don'ts of moving in with a significant other. AND THERE ARE A LOT OF DON'TS YOU GUYS