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Each week, RJ and Bley welcome a guest who tries to help them not act like complete morons around women. Give these dumbasses advice at RjandBleySuckAtGirls.com!

Aaron Bleyaert & RJ Thieneman


    • Jun 10, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 39m AVG DURATION
    • 100 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

    Time Out: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 98

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2018 22:15


    The guys make a big announcement and take some much needed time off. 

    Tai Got Married: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 97

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2018 45:28


    Tai Piazza joins the guys to talk about the logistics of getting married.

    RJ gets legit: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 96

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2018 37:44


    RJ talks about getting certified and the guys answer fan questions. 

    TBE: The Waitress, Pt 2: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 41

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2018 31:36


    RJ & Sona accompany Bley to a restaurant for dinner out in the real world to try and get the phone number of a waitress Bley likes. DISASTER ENSUES.

    Burning Man: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 95

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2018 65:27


    Alexa joins the guys to talk about about burning man, dessert themed attractions, and the orgy dome(s). 

    TBE:The Art Of Seduction: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 15

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2018 36:29


    Comedian Jimmy Pardo steps in to school RJ & Bley on The Art Of Seduction. Rule #1: Don't show them your Bronosaurus Egg.

    Love Letters: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 94

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2018 47:55


    Nick drops by to read through a giant box of love letters he's received and the guys wonder why they never got any. 

    TBE-Sex Toys: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2018 57:32


    Breeanna from PureRomance.com stops by to introduce RJ & Bley to the world of sex toys & Rj confronts his greatest fear. Plus, Bley relates the time he got caught with a vibrator at the airport. WHOOPS.  

    More Fan Questions: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 93

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2018 45:44


    The guys answer more fan questions from the live show and Bley tells us about his sad sad fetish. 

    Live at Nerdmelt: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 92

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2018 41:55


    The guys go live at Nerdmelt to answer fan questions and help Sona plan her wedding. 

    TBE-The Gamezone: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2018 28:37


    In honor of our LIVE SHOW at Nerdmelt on 3/26/18 we are bringing back the episode that started it all! 

    Mixed Messages: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 91

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2018 38:18


    Bley talks about prison mixers, and his sister Lisa explains why he's the king of mixed messages.

    Fan Questions: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 90

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2018 39:04


    The guys answer fan questions and Bley gets a girls number in the saddest way imaginable. 

    Chill AF: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 89

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2018 36:49


    Kelli Smith drops by to teach the guys how to chill out and enjoy being single. 

    The D: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 88

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2018 46:14


    The wonderful Caryn Weghorst drops by to discuss the worlds most uncomfortable topic. We also announce our very first LIVE SHOW!

    Therapy: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 87

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2018 36:41


    A special throwback episode to celebrate Emily V. Gordon's Oscar nomination for The Big Sick!

    Culture Shock: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 86

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2018 38:14


    The guys talk about culture shock and RJ reveals why Iceland has the best bars.

    Conflict:RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 85

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2018 40:18


    Katie Aubin joins the guys to talk conflict and Bley gets weirdly dark.

    Different: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 84

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2018 35:48


    Jeannie K drops in to explain how our differences can make us stronger.

    Lisa Loeb: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 83

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2018 35:48


    Join us for a special throwback episode with singer-songwriter Lisa Loeb.

    Crossing The Line: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 82

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2018 30:51


    Mo Welch joins the guys to talk about crossing the line in Comedy.

    Under Pressure: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 81

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2018 33:15


    RJ reveals a massive secret, and Bley offers very little advise.

    Happy New Year: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 80

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2018 44:40


    The guys are joined by fan favorite, Buddy Blackman to discuss resolutions, will power, and the meaning of life.

    Happy Holidays: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 79

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2017 56:29


    The guys revisit a classic episode with Rebel Wilson and producer David Hoff betrays RJ's trust.

    Boners: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 78

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2017 53:29


    Briana Hansen joins the guys to talk about the one thing they might actually be good at.

    Sabotage: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 77

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2017 42:53


    RJ and Bley are joined by Ben Berman to discuss the fine art of self sabotage.

    Not Our Fault: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 76

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2017 42:26


    Things for Rj and Bley go worse than you’d expect, and for once it’s not their fault.

    Religion: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 75

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2017 43:23


    The guys are joined by Carolyn to discuss growing up in the church, trying to find someone that shares your faith, and why the Tinder logo is a flame. 

    Drugs: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 74

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 41:43


    This week Dan joins the guys to discuss the finer things in life, like LSD, Salvia, and Magic Mushroms. Bley also recounts the time he became an interior decorator, and RJ looks for deeper meaning in Jurassic Park. 

    Being Deliberate: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 73

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2017 46:54


    This week we are joined by serial monogamist, Celeste.  In this episode Celeste lowers her expectations for Millenials, RJ has a hard time speaking, and Bley reveals how many dishes he uses...spoiler alert: It's ONE dish, and it's so so depressing.

    The Benefits of Bachelorhood: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 72

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2017 44:13


    Where are all our singles at?! The boys welcome perpetual bachelor David Marker to celebrate all the joys of not being in a relationship. Plus, RJ confesses his deepest darkest fear - and spoiler alert, it's kind of weird and depressing!   

    The Bookmark: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2017 39:37


    Between The Bookmark, The Brownout, The Reboot, and the return of fan favorite, Sona Movsesian, things get real crazy real quick! Plus, Bley tells the story of mistakenly confronting his friend about becoming "friends with benefits". Whooooops.

    The Hiccup: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2017 35:15


    We're back baby!  We discuss what we've been up to these past two and a half years while our new producer looks on in shame. Also Bley makes a weird noise.

    Spring Special: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2015 40:09


    RJ & Bley return with an update on their dating fails - including Bley's online dating adventures and RJ's awful experience buying lingerie!

    RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 69: The End

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2014 50:37


    RJ & Bley welcome their final guest Sona, and end their podcast the same way they started it: Awkwardly.

    The Girl Who Started It All: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 68

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2014 57:01


    For their second to last episode, RJ & Bley welcome the girl who was the reason why they started the whole podcast in the first place: Rachel Adams.

    Fake Numbers: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 67

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2014 45:36


    RJ & Bley welcome their friend Keri back one last time to talk about Bley's latest lady strikeout, getting & giving fake numbers, "mushing", and much more!

    Fathers: RJ & Bley Suck at Girls ep 65

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2014 36:09


    RJ & Bley answer some fan questions and talk about what their fathers taught them about the ladies. 

    Better Living Through Improv: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 64

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2014 38:10


    RJ's friend Becca stops by to talk about her job helping people overcome their social anxiety using improv, and Bley calmly explains why he's going to die alone.

    YOU GOT A BOOB ON YOUR PHONE: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 63

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2014 35:25


    The boys talk to their friend Ray about getting back into the dating life, and RJ drops the bomb about the time he traded sexy photos with a lady.

    RJ's Ex-Girlfriend: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 62

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2014 52:37


    RJ's Ex-Girlfriend Hannah comes on the podcast to talk about what it's like to date RJ, and Bley tries to keep everybody calm.

    The German: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 61

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2014 80:02


    RJ & Bley welcome Maria, a girl who runs a similar podcast with her friend in Germany… Could this be Bley's perfect woman?

    Cake Girl: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 60

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2014 41:29


    The boys talk to Audrey, who bakes cakes and brings them to bars as an ingenious plot to meet dudes.

    Bley is in a Rut: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 59

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2014 32:43


    Bley is stuck in a rut and RJ has never been happier.

    Secret Relationships: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 58

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2014 40:55


    RJ & Bley welcome their pal Eric, who recounts his recent struggle with having to date someone in secret.

    But Why Can't He Ask ME Out? RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 57

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2014 40:10


    Keri O'Keeffe returns with a simple question that ignites a firestorm.

    Suave Cop, Idiot Cop: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 56

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2014 34:14


    RJ brings a hot girl to the holiday party, and Bley acts classy HA HA HA JUST KIDDING YOU GUYS BLEY EMBARRASSES HIMSELF HORRIBLY.

    Vacationships: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 55

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2013 32:36


    Anonymous LA Internet Dating Expert Miss Match returns to the podcast to drop a bomb: She's in a long distance relationship. The boys explain why this is a bad idea, and discuss the "Vacationship".

    Green Card: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 54

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2013 34:48


    The boys discuss marrying for love and a green card with a man who's done both.

    Rude Dudes: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 53

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2013 22:21


    With their friend Liz, the guys try to figure out how ladies should handle guys who act like dicks.

    Thicket: RJ & Bley Suck At Girls ep 52

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2013 39:49


    The boys figure out the dos and don'ts of moving in with a significant other. AND THERE ARE A LOT OF DON'TS YOU GUYS

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