Shelley Has Opinions

Grab a handful, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking gummy bears! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those squishy ursa friends. Are they modern, tasty art, or are they gelatiny yuck madness? Plus, "Whiz Kids Quiz" is back to reveal which of Julie's kids thinks a lot about melting chocolate chips (hint: it's actually all four of them).   

Fall into your net, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking trapeze! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of that aerial art form. Is it an awe-inspiring delight or is it too dangerous for little Shelley? Plus, Holly introduces a stinky spin-off of Jackbox Games with "Junkbox Games/QuipTrash."  

Meow meow, Shelley Gang—the Girlos' kids are talking the best cat in pop culture! Jack and Lucy (Holly's kids), Jett (Shelley's kid), and Theo and Ruby (two of Julie's kids) all try to persuade Shelley on the best pop culture cat. Is it a cat who can ride a skateboard or is it a cat who could play the tuba? Thanks for listening in to this special episode of Shelley Has Opinions, and we will be back to our regularly-scheduled episode next week!   Check us out on PodiconGo.com and find other child- and family-friendly podcasts.

Find the blueprints, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking heist movies! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those thieving flicks. Are they a way to recognize a rainbow of talents, or are they encouragement to be a little bad? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" matches each Girlo with a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.   Thanks to Corbin Miller for the topic submission, and check out PodiconGo for all of your family-friendly podcast needs.

Be kind and rewind, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking video rentals! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those temporary vids. Are they perfect for a cinephile's buyer's remorse, or are they a ticking time bomb to late fees? Plus, "Whiz Kids Quiz" wonders about the definitions of the words that those dang kids say!   And, check out the PodiconGo podcast network for family-friendly podcasts for all ages!

Exfoliate, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking spray tans! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those aerosol orange bombs. Are they fun for pale pretenders, or are they a way to get a tan mouth and nostrils? Plus, "What's Your Name?" features a podcast name generator to promote the new book "Everyone Has a Podcast (Except You)" by The McElroy Brothers.   Thanks to Corbin Miller for the topic submission!

Round up the stragglers, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are trudging through the topic graveyard! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie go through a lightning round of the topics left from the Year of the Submission. Featuring: Bucket Lists Family Portraits Postcards Little League Sports Comfort Food Antiquing Leg-Washing Giving Out Non-Candy at Halloween Edible Gold Nighttime Challenging Ice Cream Flavors Sesame Seeds Teddy Bears Hanging Out in Graveyards   Thanks for joining us this year, Shelley Gang! Shelley gives a heartfelt message at the end of the episode to send you into 2021!

Find your air pump, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking inflatable lawn decor! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those puffy pals. Are they jolly in the day or night, or are they the gateway drug to more dangerous decorations? Plus, "Million-Dollar Ideas" reveals innovations in front door technology, featuring Jason Momoa! Thanks to Alison Monson for the topic submission, and happy holidays to the Shelley Gang!

Stop for the traffic cop, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Frosty the Snowman! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of that magical pal. Is he an agent of chaotic good, or is he too cold to hug? Plus, "Holly's Book Club" asks the hard questions about Clement Clarke Moore's classic tale about the definitive night before the Christmas holiday. Thanks to PodiconGo.com for having us on the network of family-friendly podcasts!

Count to 50, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking hide and seek! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of that classic kid game. Is it good for mind and body, or is it an excuse to run away from the nerd at the sleepover? Plus, "What's Your Name?" uncovers the Girlos' pandemic Hallmark movie plots. Thanks to the Miller family for their topic submission, and thanks to Holly Ruhr for submitting the name generator for "What's Your Name?"

BRB, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking internet abbreviations! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons to those short little pals. Are they LOL FWIW or are they OTOH IDK? Plus, "What's Cookin' Kid?" shares the latest in childhood recipes. Thanks to Jordan Reed of the Spooky Spouses podcast for the topic submission, and check out PodiconGo.com for all of your family-friendly podcast needs!

Practice your calligraphy, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking thank you notes! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those expressions of gratitude. Are they heartwarming keepsakes, or are they sources of extreme stress? Plus, "Million Dollar Ideas" wonders if the fall season needs a new holiday.   Thanks to Joelle Chatfield for the topic submission, and check out PodiconGo.com for all of your family-friendly podcast needs!

Turn on the jets, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking hot tubs! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those bubbly baths. Are they relaxing for the most stressed people in the world, or are they soupy time machines? Plus, "One of These Things is Just Like the Other" lists many ways that animals can have legs.Thanks to Benson Ferris for the topic submission, and go to the 2020 Family-Friendly Podcast Awards to nominate shows for all ages!

Fly high, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking bounce castles! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those glorious bouncers. Are they just dang fun, or do they make your legs just dang tired? Plus, "What's Your Name?" reveals the Girlos' Western names. Thanks to Katie Goodfellow for the topic submission, thanks to Alison Monson for the name generator submission, and go to PodiconGo to find family-friendly podcasts!

Tune your radios, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking drive-in movies again! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss a new set of pros and cons about these outdoor screens. Are they a great place for a thousand smooches, or are they uncomfy and dark? Plus, "Tall Tales From Short Stacks" unveils an epic tale about two ghostly school buses. Thanks to Alexis Kassel Stansfield for the topic suggestion, and nominate your favorite family-friendly podcasts for the 2020 Family-Friendly Podcast Awards!

Screech in terror, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking ghost stories! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those spooky tales. Are they enjoyable in all dark settings, or are they either too scary or too lame? Plus, "Shelley Had a Dream" describes a Willy Wonka/grandma crossover event.Thanks to George Diaz for the topic submission, and go to PodiconGo Family-Friendly Podcast Awards to nominate your favorite shows for all ears!

Find the yin to your yang, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking couples costumes! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those dress-up teams. Are they just dang cute, or are they Individual erasure? Plus, "Holly's Book Club" really spooks the girls into submission. Thanks to Alicia Cutts for the topic submission, and listen to Finish It! for the special Creeptobscare episodes of their interactive fiction podcast.

Flip to page 290, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Choose Your Own Adventure books! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those interactive fiction novels. Are they the cool way to get kids to read, or are they hiding the real truth (the inevitability of death) from children? Plus, "Rando Chando" reveals some important explorers from the eleventy hundreds.   Thanks to the Yule Brothers for having an interactive fiction podcast called "Finish It!" Check them out here.

Get the money from the banana stand, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking mockumentaries! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those silly "docudramas." Are they quote machines full of levity, or are they unkind confusion bombs? Plus, "Tall Tales From Short Stacks" discovers a whole new meaning to the phrase "Flush With Cash"—plumbers needs a lot of money, sometimes. Thanks to OFP (Our Fan Paul [Flowers]) for the topic submission, and check out PodiconGo.com for family-friendly podcasts!

Plug it in, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking nightlights! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros & cons of those tiny illuminators. Are they bite-sized light for the whole family, or are they fighting against the light laws of nature? Plus, "What's Your Name?" uncovers some ominous statements that the Girlos will say in the near future.   Thanks to Amelia Nguyen for the topic submission!   Ominous music: "Storm Watch: by Proud Music Library

Write a note to your pal, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking gel pens! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those smooth gliders. Are they a 90s Kid's dream, or are they Smudgetown Yucktown? Plus, "What's Your Name?" discovers the Trader Joe's product in all of us.   Thanks to Kati Ditty for the topic submission, and check out Hero Talk for family-friendly movie reviews with Talix and Trev!

Grab your beauty blender, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Makeup Tutorials! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those glamor how-tos. Are they a great way to learn neon eyeliner tips, or are they a reminder that you don't even have neon eyeliner? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" uncovers which Seinfeld character Shelley thinks she is (you will truly never believe it).   Thanks to Alicia Cutts for the topic suggestion, and listen to Cubones & Catacombs for Pokemon RPG fun!

Turn the wheel, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking roundabouts! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those circular road tools. Are they extremely European and chic, or are they confusing death traps? Plus, "What's Your Name?" dives back into the romance novel world with a new title generator.   Thanks to Alison Monson for the topic submission, and thanks to Brittany Hubble for the "What's Your Name?" generator.

Lift your pinkies, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking tea parties! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those thirst-quenching shindigs. Are they a good way to get hot goss, or are they spoon-bending, pastel nightmares? Plus, "Five Girls Corner" delves into the world of Avatar: The Last Airbender.   Check out the Beyond 6 Seconds podcast, a show about extraordinary stories from everyday people.

Get ready for the curtain to drop, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking clapping! Holly, Shelley, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of that joyous noise. Is it a way to show appreciation, or is it just for calling your servants? Plus, "What's Your Name?" delves into the villainous intent of the Chatfield sisters.   Thanks to Lindsey Reed for the topic suggestion!

Find your macrame hangers, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking house plants! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those leafy housemates. Are they the bridge for blended decor, or are they a target for messy children? Plus, "Rando Chando" makes a comeback to weigh the options between Tissue Tractors or Tractor Parallels.   Thanks to Paul Flowers (OFP!) for the topic suggestion.

Check the time, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking hourglasses! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of these hypnotic timers. Are they relaxing and romantic, or they emaciated unitaskers? Plus, "What's Your Name?" uncovers the girls' true AOL instant messenger screen names.   Thanks to Morgan Spatola for the name generator, and check out the podcast "Alabaster's Haberdashery" for madcap, nonsequitur fun.

Shine brightly, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking neon lights! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those flashy bulbs. Do they point to all of the coolest places, or do they buzz worse than a hive of bees? Plus, "One Saturday Afternoon" dips into our imagination to visit Barney the Dinosaur!    

Melt your butter, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking popcorn! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of this salty snack. Is it a versatile, handy treat, or is it messy and unfulfilling? Plus, "What's Your Name?" dances up on the Shelley Gang with some DJ names.   Wish Shelley a very happy birthday! July 22nd is an official Shelley Gang holiday!   Thanks to George Diaz for the name generator, and check out PodiconGo.com for family-friendly podcasts of all kinds!

We swear we already had this episode planned, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Realistic Cakes! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those tasty tricksters. Are they a good way to get revenge on your enemies, or do they make people distrustful of the living world? Plus, "What's Your Name?" dives into what the Girlos would do after leaving New York.   Thanks to "The Gigantic Adventures of Jeff and Simon" podcast for the topic submission! Check them out for family-friendly RPG fun!

Let's get gingham, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking picnics! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those outdoor eating bonanzas. Are they a placid way to eat a sandwich, or are they scenes for food voyeurs everywhere? Plus, "Kid Jokes" answers the question: what is an annoying sushi manager, anyway?   Thanks to Corbin Miller for the topic submission, and check out Cubones & Catacombs for Pokemon RPG fun times!

Rise and shine, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking 6 A.M.! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of that early morning time. Is is a great way to link arms with your ancestors, or is it a prescription for chilly bones? Plus, "Superlatives" hands out summer awards to the Chatfield sisters.   Thanks to Anne Sinclair for the topic submission, and check out Captain Ryan Stories for children's audio adventure stories.

Hold hands, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking P.D.A. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those public displays of affection. Are they a reminder that love is magical, or are they a good way to open yourself up for constructive criticism from strangers? Plus, "Rando Chando" wonders if there is such a thing as a helicopter with a mini fridge inside. Check out Paudeville for a family-friendly variety show podcast that will bust your guts with giggles!

Bring your piggy bank, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Dollar Stores! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those thrifty emporiums. Are they a good place for a kid's shopping spree, or are they full of unknowable junk? Plus, "What's Your Name?" shows off a Quarantine Superhero name generator. Thanks to Trevor Bird for the topic submission and check out PodiconGo.com for family-friendly podcasts!

Break through your chrysalis, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking butterflies! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those fluttery friends. Do they inspire plants to grow, or are they easily crushed and gross? Plus, "One Saturday Afternoon" marks the return of "Hercules: The Incredible Journeys." Fly to inspire the world, Shelley Gang!  

Whip your frosting, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking cinnamon rolls! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those sugary dreamboats. Are cinnamon rolls tasty in your mouth and in the process, or are they a gateway drug to the cinnamon challenge? Plus, "Million Dollar Ideas" gives Scented Oreos a lift.   Thanks to George Diaz for the topic submission, and check out the latest episode of Alabaster's Haberdashery for some toot-based jokes!

Lighters up, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking scented candles! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those waxy smell bombs. Are they a neutral-to-good gift, or are they a major fire hazard? Plus, a Pokemon-themed "Million Dollar Idea" segment keeps everyone in Kanto safe. Thanks to Sam the Teen for the topic, and check out Kid Cryptid for family-friendly creature stories!

Don't forget extra napkins, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking food trucks! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie make jokes about the pros & cons of those mobile munchies. Are they domesticated to be together, or are they a front for multicultural mobs? Plus, a Mother's Day edition of "Peanut Butter & Shelley" reveals one of Mama Chatfield's favorite dessert recipes. Thanks to Our Fan Paul for the topic suggestion, and don't forget to find family-friendly podcast content at PodiconGo.com!

Grab your racquets and mallets, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking lawn games! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and returning sister Carlie discuss the pros and cons of those chill outdoor activities. Are they the classy way to be outside, or are they a scary way to scrape your knee? Also, "Holly Goes Outside" runs into a weeding-themed snag.

Snap in, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking phone cases! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of this protective gear. Are phone cases the antidote to your butterfingers, or are they holding you back from phone high jinks? Plus, the Five Love Languages get assigned to the Girlos in "Five Girls Corner."   Thanks to Joe Connelly for the topic submission. Also, check out "Brits on Bikes" for all of your RPG podcast needs.

Sniff the air, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Grilling and Chilling! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of that outdoor feasting. Is it a fun and filling time with friends, or is it really just confused with Dairy Queen? Plus, the Chatfield girls get assigned to be one of the five senses in "Five Girls Corner."   Thanks to Jordan Reed for the topic submission!

Cut up some fruit, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking Edible Arrangements! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of those tasty gifts. Are they a yummy way to say you're thinking about someone, or are they an imposition on a non-hungry person? Plus, "Who's Your Celebrity Quarantine Buddy?" lets the girls choose who they'd add to their inner sanctum (spoiler: someone chooses Jack Black). Thanks to Trevor Bird for the topic suggestion!

Zoom in, Shelley Gang— the Girlos are talking video chatting! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of audio/visual calls. Are they a grand way to see the people you love all over the world, or are they secretly letting everyone know your business? Plus, "Peanut Butter & Shelley" returns with some good pantry recipes for your sweet tooth AND your savory tooth.   Thanks to Bryan Ellis for the topic submission, and check out Brits on Bikes for all of your RPG audio needs!

It's bubble time, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking bar soap! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of that slippery stuff. Is it good for getting squeaky clean, or is it better for using to draw on bathroom walls? Plus, "What's Your Name?" has a Bath & Body Works scent generator for feeling so fresh and so clean!   Thanks to Alicia Cutts for the topic submission, and please check out PodCube for all of your future-past audio needs.

Set your stingers to stun, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking bees! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie suggest some options for the best bee in pop culture. Is the list kind of short, or are you swarmed with ideas? Does Bumblebee the Transformer count? Plus, "Holly Goes Outside" has a special wildlife report.   Thanks to Ellen Weatherford for the topic suggestion!

Beware Mercury's retrograde, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking zodiac signs! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those mystical star signs. Are they good for fun conversation, or are they pigeonholing you into oblivion? Plus, "What's Your Name?" gives the sisters their bespoke Southern phrases. Bless their hearts!

Scrub up, Shelley Gang—the girlos are talking baths! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of baths. Are they relaxing, warm wetness, or are they places where babies get crazy? Plus, "Million Dollar Ideas" provides two capital ideas that need capital!   Thanks to Alex Murray for the topic submission, and thanks as always to the PodiconGo Network of family-friendly podcasts for the whole gang.

Get in the barnyard, Shelley Gang—it's goat cheese time! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of this funky fromage. Is it creamy and easy to digest, or is it seriously the worst topic we have ever done on this podcast? Plus, "Holly Goes Outside" becomes a field report segment from Holly's most harrowing location. Thanks to Mason from the iDunnoRadio podcast for the topic submission, and check out Captain Ryan Stories for family-friendly content!

Plug in, Shelley Gang—it's time to talk about artificial intelligence. Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Kellie discuss the pros and cons of A.I. Is it a sign of humanity's progression toward a brighter tomorrow, or is it real freaky? And how many Haleys Joels Osments does it take to screw in a light bulb? Thanks to Alabaster's Haberdashery for the topic suggestion. Also, check out The Elderberry Tales for inspirational and kid-friendly stories!

Soothe yourself with a babbling brook, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking noise machines! Holly, Shelley, and Julie discuss the pros and cons of those relaxing sound boxes. Are they great for fussy babies of all ages, or are they a high-tech answer to a low-tech problem? Plus, "Holly's Book Club" comes back to chat about "A Walk to Remember."   Also, there is bonus "The A-Team" content here that you'll really love. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Make some sandwiches, Shelley Gang—it's time to talk mayonnaise! Holly, Shelley, Julie, Kellie, and mom Joelle talk about the pros and cons of that ubiquitous ingredient. Does it add deliciousness to everything, or is it not even the fifth-most delicious white condiment? Glop it up with the Girlos! Plus, more "Unanswerable Questions" for your nerves.