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From dogbates and dogscussions (and many more dog related puns) on a range of weird and wonderful pup topics with a light-hearted twist, to agony aunt sections, barks of the month, positive puppy news and a smorgasbord of weird and stupid radio sounds and jingles – Shut the WOOF up is the definitive…

Shut the WOOF up


    • Sep 5, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Season 5 - Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 60:23


    Volka is joined by @hellhoundskuld and @blondeybearbdsm to talk about all things aftercare.  This is a really important episode about something really important as part of a healthy kinky relationship/encounter. I'm really grateful to Skuld and Blondey for talking so intimately about their kinky relationship and how and what aftercare means to them. This was a really interesting topic and I hope you all enjoy! A MASSIVE thank you to: Our special PATREON supporters: Pup Evora, Jeremy G, Matt C, Dander Eclipse, Fennec, Mojo, Paul L, Pup Taurus, Matt W, Joust. and to the STWU Team, our guests on this episode and of course, you all for your continued support. There's lots more content available on our YouTube channel. Help support us via Patreon!

    Season 5 - Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 58:41


    Volka is joined by @puptaurus and @pupsnap to talk about dealing with cliques and anxiety in the kink community.    I've been asked a few times over the years to make an episode on this topic but and I thought it's about time I finally discussed it! I wasn't sure how it would go but I was pleasantly surprised with the honesty and revealing answers on this topic. I hope it helps anyone out there struggling to fit into the community.   A MASSIVE thank you to   our special PATREON supporters: Pup Evora, Jeremy G, Matt C, Dander Eclipse, Fennec, Mojo, Paul L, Pup Taurus, Matt W.   and to the STWU Team, our guests on this episode and of course, you all for your continued support.  There's lots more content available on our YouTube channel.  Help support us via Patreon!  

    Season 5 - Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 57:04


      Volka is joined by @littlepupjessie and @Shaun2k5 to talk about what it's like being plus sized in the world of kink. I'm really grateful to my two guests for discussing a very personal topic so candidly and honestly and I really think we raised some interesting points on this episode. I hope you all enjoy it! A MASSIVE thank you to our special PATREON supporters: Pup Evora, Jeremy G, Matt C, Dander Eclipse, Fennec, Mojo, Paul L, Pup Taurus, Matt W. and to the STWU Team, our guests on this episode and of course, you all for your continued support. There's lots more content available on our YouTube channel. Help support us via Patreon!

    Season 5 - Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 63:33


    Volka is joined by @Murrlin, @Tekpup and Trekpup to talk about their kinky relationships and how kinky they may or may not be… This one features my boyfriend. WHAT?! Volka has a boyfriend now?! Yes. I know it's weird and strange, but it's a revealing episode full of honesty about the ups and downs of kinky relationships, joined by a loving and kinky pup couple from the US. A MASSIVE thank you to our PATREON supporters, the STWU Team, our guests on this episode and of course, you all for your continued support. There's lots more content available on our YouTube channel. Help support us via Patreon! or buy some merchandise!

    Season 5 - Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 68:31


    Volka is joined by @Pup_Umber and Chopstix to talk about being a POC in the world of fetish. An episode a long time in the making, it's one meant to be informative without being preachy – a way to listen to and understand things that may not be so obvious to the stereotypical demographic in the fetish community. I found it super enlightening and I hope you to too! A MASSIVE thank you to our PATREON supporters, the STWU Team, our guests on this episode and of course, you all for your continued support. There's lots more content available on our YouTube channel. Help support us via Patreon! or buy some merchandise!

    Season 5 - Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 62:31


    The psychology of fetish with Emma Kenny Volka is joined by @EmmaKennyTV and @AlphaBune to discuss the psychology of fetish. How do we deal with fetish haters? How do we know if we're “normal” and how do we deal with the voices in our heads that tell us we're not? This one's very deep but illuminating and we're thrilled to have Emma Kenny on board - a Psychologist, TV Presenter, Writer and expert Media Commentator, and is now recognised as one of the UK's leading TV psychological experts A MASSIVE thank you to our PATREON supporters, the STWU Team, our guests on this episode and of course, you all for your continued support. There's lots more content available on our YouTube channel. Help support us via Patreon! or buy some merchandise!

    Season 5 - Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 78:52


    Season 5 is GO! Volka is joined by @MotoThePup and @PupFoon for a look back at the last year. How has lockdown affected us all? how have we kept ourselves occupied? and what we have been using to get us through it all? We take a delve into the real and virtual reality world of sexual play, equipment used and the pros and cons of both! A MASSIVE thanks to our guests @MotoThePup and @PupFoon and as always, our PATREON supporters, the STWU Team and of course, you all for your continued support. USE STWU15 at checkout at www.weredog.co.uk for a 10% discount! Runs through March 2021. USE STWU15 at checkout at www.clonezonedirect.co.uk for a 15% discount between March 14th and April 14th 2021. (Discount not valid on MR S products and sales). There's lots more content available on our YouTube channel. Help support us via Patreon! or buy some merchandise!

    Season 4 - Episode 9 (Christmas Special)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 82:21


    A SUPRISE MERRY CHRISTMAS EPISODE YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! We said we would end the season with episode 8, but after the crazy year we have all had, we thought it would be a special Christmas treat for us all to give you a festive extra special podcast treat. Call it our gift you. Not only do we have awesome prize giveaways, but expect a drunken pup, plenty of slurring, a lot of talking nonsense, silly Christmas games and an (literally speaking) absolutely smashing time. It is a bumper packed, extended-length edition of the podcast, so pour your favourite drink, turn up the volume and enjoy something little bit different from us (we had to edit A LOT out of the recording!). Thank you all for listening this year. It means so much to have your continued support. All of us at STWU wish all of the listeners, Patreon supporters, followers, contributors, subscribers and anyone that interacts with us a very happy new year. Let's hope it is much better than 2020!

    Season 4 - Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 87:15


    We're ending the season here with our final and eighth episode, featuring yet again, NON pups. What's going on you say? Well the world's gone upside down this year with podcasts being recorded over the internet instead of face to face, presidential elections that take a week to find out the winner, diseases locking down countries. In this podcast we have two guests who ask us all sorts of pup questions (clearly we weren't embarrassed enough when our sisters were on in the last episode) and we even have a pup calling in. We tried to get more but we ran out of time, this one is quite long… sorry! But you know… with another UK lockdown we thought we'd try and entertain you a little longer. SO MANY SPECIAL THANKS TO: Lindsay and Sachin from ‘Is This Thing On?' The STWU peeps that keep all this going My Patreon supporters – so much love for you!

    Season 4 - Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2020 61:01


    You might have heard that there was some twitter drama recently (what, again? REALLY?). One of the pride groups shared some research they had conducted and some of the replies from people of the internet were... not very nice. So we have a special guest–Thumper, who commissioned the research and Kit, who's back on after being in season 1! Recorded over the internet ‘cos of Covid-19. SPECIAL THANKS: My guests Thumper, Kit, The STWU team & My Patreon supporters! Support us and become a patreon supporter at https://www.patreon.com/shutthewoofup  

    Season 4 - Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 61:26


    This was a really interesting one! Our guests on this episode (who have been on before) talk about the challenges they face with Covid-19 in mind. We also had some pups call in and we spoke to them about their experiences and concerns.     If you miss your events want to hear what it's like behind the scenes trying to bring them back, give this one a listen!    SPECIAL THANKS:    My guests  Buumi, Bune (and callers Vel, Dylan and Fennox)  The STWU team

    Season 4 - Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 66:28


    S4 E4 ITS PRIDE MONTH!!! But wait, there's no pride :( So, Corona has taken away our pride events. Of course, it's for a good reason, to keep us all safe, but will we miss pride? With what else that is happening around the world currently, can we manage without it? SPECIAL THANKS: My guests Alpha Yolo Prime, Pup Ninja The STWU team ❤️

    Season 4 - Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 58:11


    Are our kinky venues and online spaces being phased out slowly? Another really interesting chat with two illuminating experiences. Interested to hear our audiences' thoughts and encounters with this. What do you think? Are our venues and safe kinky online spaces being taken away from us? Main discussion: 10 mins in   Air date: 10th May 2020 Special Guests: Spud, NecroHardware SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, The STWU team  THANKS TO MY AMAZING PATREON SUPPORTERS AND SPECIAL MENTIONS Stuart M Tsonus Mojo Volka's Cousin (actually not my cousin lol) You lot.

    Season 4 - Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 68:36


    WHEN PUPSONAS TAKE OVER  Where do we draw the line between our pup selves and human selves?    This was a REALLY great discussion with some great pups who were very brave and honest about a difficult subject which I think we all think about – or should – at some time in our pup adventures.   Main discussion: 10 mins in  Fun game – 50 mins in!  Air date: 12th April 2020 Special Guests: Bune, Grimlock, Sigma  SPECIAL THANKS:  My guests, The STWU team THANKS TO MY AMAZING PATREON SUPPORTERS AND SPECIAL MENTIONS  Stuart M  Tsonus  Mojo  Volka's Cousin (actually not my cousin lol) You lot. 

    Season 4 - Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 52:41


    Shut the WOOF up - Season 4 Episode 1 This is NOT what you were expecting... but we are BACK! Have you ever longed for a podcast where pups don't really talk pup stuff but rather do mundane things like shopping? Well, you're in luck, because that's what we did! We had no guests apart from random people we met whose names we don't really know and it was all done outside with minimal audio equipment because we fancied something different. Don't worry, we return to our previous format from next episode. In the meantime...enjoy NO CREAKING CHAIRS.

    Season 4 – Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020


    Shut the WOOF up – Season 4 Episode 1 This is NOT what you were expecting… but we are BACK! Have you ever longed for a podcast where pups don’t really talk pup stuff but rather do mundane things like shopping? Well, you’re in luck, because that’s what we did! We had no guests apart…

    Season 3 - Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019 78:41


    Back in season 1, our VERY FIRST episode, in fact, we talked about what would happen if there was a puppy convention. It was silly, cause it felt like it would never happen. 2 years later and there's one now starting in the UK! So of course, we talk about it :D Air date: 13th October 2019 Special guests: Evora, Dawn  

    Shut the WOOF up – S03 E07

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019


    Doggy Weekend! Back in season 1, our VERY FIRST episode, in fact, we talked about what would happen if there was a puppy convention. It was silly, cause it felt like like it would never happen. 2 years later and there’s one now starting in the UK! So of course, we talk about it

    Season 3 - Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 57:56


    Fetish – Part Two We pick up where we left off on fetish… and talk about the issue with it at Pride as well as the new Fetish Alliance. Also… with a NON pup! Air date: 08th September 2019 Special Guests: Barkley, Dan SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, the STWU team, You lot.

    Season 3 - Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 76:30


    Coming out as a kinkster A really interesting (and slightly long) discussion on what it's like to come out as a kinky person – the good and the bad. Air date: 14th July 2019 Special Guests: Moto, Pup Fin SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, the STWU team, You lot.

    Season 3 - Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 57:45


    What's it like being a trans pup in the community? Time for another serious – but important talk. Don't worry though, it's peppered with lots of classic SWTU comedy moments! Air date: 9th June 2019 Special Guests: Skuld, L SECIAL THANKS: My guests, The STWU team. You lot.

    Season 3 - Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 69:03


    Mr Puppy teaches us how to Mr Puppy. Also we talk puppy PR. This was a fun one. This is also a first for us (for eagle eared listeners). If you wanna hear us talk about pups in Media: 00:14:00 If you wanna hear us fight for the title of Mr Puppy: 00:46:00 Air date: 12th May 2019 Special Guests: Trumpet, Meeko SECIAL THANKS: My guests, The STWU team You lot.

    Season 3 - Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 74:45


    Only we go from SUPER SERIOUS to SPANKING in one episode! Okay, so this episode we wanted to go serious again but you KNOW this podcast. We balance it out. On this episode we talk: 00:20:00 – #MeToo: We talk about the movement, the future and its effect in our communities. 1:00:30 – Guess the SPANK:  Our guests try to guess what exactly the bum is being spanked with. Air date: 14th April 2019 Special Guests: Laura, Oz SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, The STWU team You lot.

    Season 3 - Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 65:12


    SEASON 3 STARTS NOW!!! OMG this is our third year. WOW. We talk about Brexit. Yes. Brexit. BREXIT. No we're not joking. WE GO GLOBAL – guests from all over the place!   Air date: 10th March 2018 Special Guests: BethanyBlack, Chupup SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, The STWU team You lot.

    Season 2 - Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 84:42


    OUR FINAL EPISODE… OF THE SEASON! Dogs vs pups Mr Puppy & Ms Puppy UK … tremendous or toxic? Air date: 7th October 2018 Special Guests: Ponda, Karok SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, The STWU team You lot.

    Season 2 - Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 61:26


    OMG OUR 7TH EPISODE. That's more than we did last year. WHY. Should you be “out” as a pup? What the hell is happening over in the US with pups?! OVER TO TABBI! If you want to get to the LAUGHS skip to the game segment innnit, 20 mins in or something. Air date: 9th September 2018 Special Guests: Tabbi, Dojo   SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, The STWU team You lot.

    Season 2 - Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 41:52


    HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO A PODCAST RECORDED IN THE WOODS?!   Do you feel more “pup” and slip into the headspace easier when you're surrounded by nature? Have you ever wanted to quiet being a pup? This episode was recorded in the woods. It was awesome. It's only 40 minutes this time! Air date: 12th August 2018 Special Guests: Kodipup, Kuma, Pup Sparkey Retro Pup, Barkley   SPECIAL THANKS:   All my guests, The STWU team You lot.  

    Season 2 - Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 60:29


    Goddamn these creaky chairs. Seriously. Should there be an HR style induction to the puppy community? Should pups be welcome at every event? Air date: 8th July 2018 Special Guests: Jrubbercub, Retro SPECIAL THANKS: Jrubbercub, Retro, The STWU team You lot. CONGRATS TO: Rukpup – for winning the STWU caption contest! HandlerMike – for winning the Puppy Pride “What does Pride mean to you?” contest! Big, huuuuge thanks to Clonezone for sending us goodies to give out!

    Season 2 - Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 67:52


    THE RETURN OF THE CREAKY CHAIRS! … and someone else!   Is it still puppy play… or is it a f*cking zoo? What does Pride do to support the pup community? Air date: 10th June 2018 Special Guests: Trumpet, Dylann   SPECIAL THANKS: Trumpet, Dylann, The STWU team  You lot. Big, huuuuge thanks to Clonezone for sending us goodies to give out to YOU!  

    Season 2 - Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 61:50


    1hr of MADNESS.   What if all pups lived on their own island? Has pupplay become too… MAINSTREAM? Air date: 13th May 2018 Special Guests: Sandy from Recon, Kodipup   SPECIAL THANKS: Sandy and Recon, Kodi, The STWU team. Everyone who has the patience to keep listening.  

    Season 2 - Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 75:31


    1hr 15. EXTRA CONTENT. Discussed: Girth or length – what makes the best bone? Female, straight – why aren't there more of you pups? And we pit our guests against each other (again). Air date: 15th April 2018 Special Guests: Floss and Benji from Proud to be kinky SPECIAL THANKS: My guests The STWU team Everyone who has the patience

    Season 2 - Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 56:43


    UNDER an hour (?!) Discussed: WHY SO SERIOUS? Also, how do we protect ourselves from and deal with bullying? We pit our guests against each other. WE NOW SELL T-SHIRTS! Plz get one and help us feed Smol Dog.  Air date: 11th March 2018 Special Guests: Drowzee, Hroar. SPECIAL THANKS: My guests The STWU team. Kye and Dlyann for T-shirt advice

    Season 1 - Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 60:33


    1hr 32 seconds. FULL OF CHRISTMAS (sort of)   Discussed: What is the best pup breed? Is gear more important than we let on? Someone WINS A PRIZE. Aaaaaaaaand… THE RETURN OF THE COMMERCIALS!!! Air date: 10th December 2017 Special Guests: Supernova, Hexyc   SPECIAL THANKS:   My guests Kaz (mastering + tech help) Havoc for donating the lovely hood EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU who entered the competition for the prize and gave us feedback. You rock and we're going to share some snippets with you soon.   CONGRATS @stbernardpup

    Season 1 - Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 66:47


    Running over a little bit - but who really cares about 6 extra minutes this time, eh? Apart from lots of pup noises and craziness, we talked about fetish events and age - can you be too old to be a pup? Or is that utter nonsense? And we talked a bit about events and finding pup play. SPECIAL THANKS: My guests Gingerpup, Kye The STWU team :heart:

    Season 1 - Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 59:06


    WE DID NOT RUN OVER. Back on track. We reviewed the gear this time.   Discussed: Pup play is great, but what if you're NOT male? What is the future for and after pups? Penis pumps get reviewed and we help with a non-pup related problem (dunno why). Air date: 8th October 2017 Special Guests: Anubisskin, Kit, + Ponda (again) and an audience   SPECIAL THANKS:   My guests Kaz (mastering + tech help) Clonezone

    Season 1 - Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 74:09


    We ran over… again. But only by a bit! And we couldn't review the gear because… well, you'll see.   Discussed: Telegram stickers – when is enough, enough? Puppy packs – silly, or serious? Volka's Auntie helps with a handler issue, and introducing COMMERCIALS. Air date: 10th September 2017 Special Guests: Ponda, Rebel   SPECIAL THANKS:   My guests Noa (for the amazing art!) @noapup on telegram Kaz (mastering) Clonezone (Item we semi reviewed: https://www.clonezonedirect.co.uk/titus-automated-vac-u-suck-cock-pump-blue)

    Season 1 - Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 77:22


    We ran over… somehow *shrugs*. And we reviewed a toy live. Two episodes in and this is already the weirdest thing we've ever done.   Discussed: Puppy play – innocent fun or a walking deathtrap? Furries vs pups. Volka's Auntie helps with a bark related problem, a prize is won and a toy is reviewed… live. Air date: 13th August 2017 Special Guests: Foon, Tyler   SPECIAL THANKS:   Kye – Puppy Pride Shaun (@Shaun2k5) Kaz (mastering) Clonezone (Item reviewed: www.clonezonedirect.co.uk/titus-silico…alls-3-sizes)

    Shut the WOOF up – Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019


    Fetish – Part Two We pick up where we left off on fetish… and talk about the issue with it at Pride as well as the new Fetish Alliance. Also… with a NON pup! Air date: 08th September 2019 Special Guests: Barkley, Dan SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, the STWU team, You lot.

    Shut the WOOF up – Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2019


    Coming out as a kinkster A really interesting (and slightly long) discussion on what it’s like to come out as a kinky person – the good and the bad. Air date: 14th July 2019 Special Guests: Moto, Pup Fin SPECIAL THANKS: My guests, the STWU team, You lot.

    Shut the WOOF up – Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2019


    What’s it like being a trans pup in the community? Time for another serious – but important talk. Don’t worry though, it’s peppered with lots of classic SWTU comedy moments! Air date: 9th June 2019Special Guests: Skuld, L SECIAL THANKS: My guests, The STWU team (Shaun and Jabbins)You lot.

    Shut the WOOF up – Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2019


    Mr Puppy teaches us how to Mr Puppy. Also we talk puppy PR. This was a fun one. This is also a first for us (for eagle eared listeners). If you wanna hear us talk about pups in Media: 00:14:00 If you wanna hear us fight for the title of Mr Puppy: 00:46:00 Air date:…

    Season 1 - Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2017 60:01


    So, this is our first one… it's a bit mental.   We hardly stuck to the script – this is the very first take which was intended to be a test (as you'll hear) but we thought, why not go crazy and run with it. Bare with this hour of craziness. Discussed: Awoo – to legalise, or not? Puppy events – one main one, or many small ones? Volka's Auntie helps with a cat related problem and a prize can be won! Air date: 2nd July 2017 Special Guests: Kazuki, Inu   SPECIAL THANKS:   Kye – Puppy Pride Shaun (@Shaun2k5) RubberDawg

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