Stop Irking Me Off

If there's four things Daniel hates, it's turtles, mutants, teenagers, and ninjas; just not in that order. Joe's indignation involving ice involves interruptive ichor interwoven in imbibing ideology. In a special topic, guest Michael McNamara talks mechanical pencils. Maybe the machines really are taking over... Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Daniel agrees that teens shouldn't be under the influence, but does he really have to hear it form Hoobastank?  Joe laments luxurious lo-fi lullabies languished by lurid lines.  In a special guest topic, the hosts discuss just what can be done in a particularly nipply fashion no-no.   Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Daniel finds it increasingly difficult to kick off his Sunday shoes while overanalyzing the 80's. Joe's meticulous mulling of mythology mayhaps missed major mistakes made by movies. Also, we talk about peanuts. Sorry. Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Daniel just can't get enough of anthems for other holidays.  Seriously.  He can't get them and needs your help, America.  Joe pouts prominently per poop picture that postulates preeminent prose.   Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

We cozy up by the fire for our first holiday special!  We fail to answer such questions as: What's the fine print in the Santa Clause?  Dis the Grinch attend Catholic school?  Will Anna Kendrick's holly jolly hell flick be an instant classic?   Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Boats. Friend? Foe? Vessels of the damned? Daniel can’t seem to tell. Joe intensely insists incense makes him as incensed as incest. We also construct the perfect way to hold a conversation with uninterested singles in your age group and found a religion to keep you fresh. Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Daniel deigns dentists digging devilishly deep and Joe only wants to drink out of your head if it's convenient to do so. This episode also featured special guest Kristina, who asked the hosts to solve a particularly irksome graphic designer's nightmare. You can check out some of Kristina's graphic design work by following her on Instagram @kbar.designn! Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on social media and let us know what irks you off. Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | YouTube

Twizzlers and Redvines are a few of Daniel's least favorite things and Joe has only one request: Keep your chapstick application to yourselves, you dirty birds. In a guest topic, a Twitter submitter begs the question: "Colonel... why do we say it like that?" Have a topic you want featured on the show? Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Joe and Daniel take a second to reflect on the premier Central Florida horror extravaganza and why you should go at your own risk.  Don't worry Disney fans, it's not so spooky. Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Joe and Daniel celebrate Halloween with a jaded look at some of the holiday's worst representatives.  Werewolves, zombies, and even the noble cinnamon broom can't escape their clutches this harvest season.  In a guest submitted topic, the guys also discuss why taking two showers a day isn't just eco-unfriendly, but irk-worthy too. Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

With bellies full of seasonal refreshment, Joe and Daniel recount a less than stellar time with the Clown Prince of Crime, Daniel's trip down and up and down again on a 65 mph death trap, and what it takes to win an Oscar.  News flash, it's not doing a horrible Robert De Niro impression. 

In this episode comprised of some cut content, Joe and Daniel throw shade on the two items you should never purchase at the grocery store: Grapefruits and Helicopters.    Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Daniel wants to liberate the auto-locking shopping carts from their surly bonds and expresses some concern with nature's little horror monsters; bats.  Joe, much like an ashamed cat, wishes to be left alone when eating and roots for anyone who stands against the evil Chef Bobby.     Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Daniel thinks that the long dead should stay in the limestone rather than the limelight, while also setting out to prove that you really can only have one chip.  Joe unveils his PSA for keeping socks on your feet and babies out of reach.     Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

In our first ever Irkiversary special, Joe and Daniel revisit irks each other talked about over the past year, and pitch new solutions for them.  Daniel proposes a battle royale and thinks cooking shows should include a scavenger hunt.  Joe thinks it's about time we knock kids down a notch and invents a new dessert no one asked for.  A special thanks to all of the guests who have been on the first year of the show, and to all of the listeners who have submitted topics over the past year.  Have a topic you want featured on the show?  Check out the show on Twitter and let us know what irks you off.

Daniel explores a lazy movie trope and just can't get a kick out of kicking the bucket.  Joe just wishes people would just move along and stop whispering to each other.

Joe and Daniel talk with YouTuber ChrisByTheSlice about some video game-centric irks while our guest submitted topic proves that it is, in fact, not easy being cheesy. ChrisByTheSlice on YouTube

Daniel does not think America's got talent nor does he care for bottom tier cereals.  Joe expresses some discontent with God's biggest IP's: babies and dogs.  The two also tackle the millennial bane, casual dining in a guest submitted topic.

Daniel continues his campaign against the animal kingdom and the country's radical puppet sympathizers while Joe reminisces on the days when vinyl figures made sense and Deadpool was just an obscurity.

On this episode, Daniel is certain reusable water bottles are out to get him and that coleslaw shouldn't exist and Joe doesn't know why trailers go crazy for Schwarzenegger or when Winnie the Pooh's gluttonous rampage will end.

Topics of discussion:   -Seasonal Drinks   -When people make comments on sunburn   -When people eat my leftovers   -Cheesecake Factory   -The hype up phrase: "I can't hear you!"

Topics of Discussion:   -Bar Soap   -Dreamcatchers in cars   -The Rockafeller Skank    -Communist middle schoolers 

Topics of Discussion:   -Bears   -Bacon   -Sand   -The Trojan Spokesperson

Topics of Discussion: -Can openers -Crème brûlée -When someone says "that was funny" after a joke -When horror movie characters reference horror tropes -Vague online item descriptions -Guest Submission: The sound of people chewing their nails

Topics of Discussion: -Clams -Wal-Mart -Nintendo Pre-Order Bonuses -When no one wants to go see a movie with me (Daniel) -Dongles -Bowties

Topics Of Discussion: -Cats -Standing ovations for plays -Calling celebrities by their first names -Stalking for love in movies -Clapping when the wheel turns in Wheel of Fortune -Ahegao (Japanese O-face)

Topics Of Discussion: -Uncrustables -Hit Clips -Santiago's Story -When people make fun of you for playing Rock Band -When Guy Fieri sticks his fingers in food -*Guest Submission* When people force you to try things

Topics Of Discussion:  -Fake pockets -When it's past midnight and someone says "see you later today" -Whipped cream -When people excuse behavior because of their star sign -When people have a conversation but pronounce something differently -Blueberries -Lew Zealand -When people crack their bones

Topics Of Discussion: -Having to take off your glasses when you get a haircut -When crossing guards wave at you -French press coffee makers -Willy Wonka -When other people make your sandwich -Pop remixes of a movie's theme song during the credits

Topics Of Discussion: -Government Pants -William H. Macy -When Soap Dispensers Don’t Give Enough Soap -Bendy Straws -New-Wave Clickbait Emails -When People Say “At Least I Admit It”

Topics of Discussion:  -When you go to click on a link and the page shifts -When you buy a candy bar and it’s already broke in the wrapper -When people don’t know all of the words to Earth, Wind and Fire’s “September” -When people use “lol” passive aggressively -Tandem bicycles -When the teacher wakes you up while you’re sleeping in class -Couples Halloween costumes -The ‘toilet paper on the foot’ gag

Topics Of Discussions: -Avocados  -Parents who discipline their children inappropriately  -Reese's Pieces  -People who say "I can't believe it's this month already" -Christmas in July -When people say "Don't work too hard" -When people give you a phone number without the area code  -The cake segment of Paper Mario 

Topics of Discussion: -Folding paper -Designer flip flops -People who drink out of jugs -The lack of color in men’s fashion -When you say a color and someone corrects you with a shade -When trailers for movies show live audience reactions

Topics of Discussion: -Family stickers on the backs of cars -When waiters leave paper tips on straws in drinks -The dead end Epcot bathroom -Having to shit after taking a shower -Going on lunch break with other people around -When people get mad at you because you haven’t seen a movie -Guys who moan in porn -When you’re bowling and knock down all ten pins on your second roll, but it’s still a spare -Rippable zip-lock bags -When cooking shows tell you you can find obscure ingredients anywhere

Topics Of Discussion: - The Cost Of Art Supplies - Pickup Truck Drivers - Horses - The Cookie Crisp Mascot - When People Leave The Lights On - Coca-Cola Freestyle Machines - Commonly Mispronounced Words - Lack Of Female Characters In The Original “Guess Who” Game - Mr. Noodle - When People Get Mad When You Can’t Hear Them

Topics Of Discussion: - Cookie Cake - Government Facility Hours - When People Don’t Eat Pizza Crust - People Who Tell Their Life Stories - When People Tell Their Life Stories - When People Say Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie - People Who Are Inspired By The Wolf Of Wall Street

Topics of Discussion: - When slow people walk in front of you - Sun Showers - Urinals with no dividers - Low pressure shower heads - When people refuse to be helped by employees - Naked Pillows - Fruit in cereal - When older people use ellipsis when they text

Topics of Discussion:  -Disney Park Bloggers   -Cabbage  -Hot Dog buns that are to small for the Hot Dog  -People who brag about being low tech  -Toy review Channels  -Targeted Advertising   -Pimples in your earlobe  -Romeo and Juliet as the standard for a good love story

Topics of Discussion:  - Restaurant sizes that are not listed as Small, Medium, and Large  -Fries being sold separately  -Youtube Impressionists  -Cashiers making conversation  -Wiping after you've already wiped   -"Well there you go!"

Topics of Discussion: - Toaster ovens - The lyrics to Rocket Man - Paying with checks - Censorsing porn - The sound of chewing - Hair in snowglobes - Previews in the back of books - Songs that start with "yeah" - M&M's commercials before movies - No kissing in porn