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Alfie Brown is a stand-up comedian and this is his podcast. He will talk.

Alfie Brown


    • Jul 4, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 52m AVG DURATION
    • 28 EPISODES


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    A fair assessment of The Conservative Party ( finally ). #28. The Alfie Brown Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 50:59


    I speak about The Conservative Party and their banal awfulness. I don't really say much else. They are quite stunning.

    Were you at Glastonbury? OMG. #27. The Alfie Brown Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 45:48


    This week I've been parenting three quarters of my children all by myself. Jessie was away working, I ponder this experience. I speak about Glastonbury, memories, thoughts and whatnot. Thats all really. Please like and subscribe.

    'I Love Myself' - 'Oh Really? Cool!' #26. The Alfie Brown Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 62:23


    The Alfie Brown Show comes out every Wednesday. This week I speak about social media, dog shit, viagra and vlogging. What a week.

    I tell jokes to silence. #25. The Alfie Brown Show.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 51:14


    In this episode of the hit podcast The Alfie Brown Show I speak with too much honesty about doing badly at my first work in progress for my new show. I speak about PMQs and to a degree about Love Island.

    I am back in town. #24. The Alfie Brown Show.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 43:31


    I am back in town. Home from Australia and ready once again to embark upon the solo podcast. This was what was in my head at the time of pressing record. I hope it is met with satisfaction.

    WILL SMITH SLAPS CHRIS ROCK ( A REACTION TO THE REACTION ) - EPISODE 23 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 40:56


    This week the comedian Alfie Brown (me) is cranky because he has had no sleep but hopefully he still articulates himself well enough to continue having the very best solo podcast there is in this country. This week he speaks about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock but more than a take on that, it was a take how people reacted to it. Anyway. Please engage, buy tickets and all that wonderful stuff. https://linktr.ee/alfiebrowncomedian

    CHELTENHAM (HORSE RACING IS PERVERSE) - EPISODE 22 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 37:54


    In this Friday episode of the much celebrated The Alfie Brown Show I speak from a position of ignorance on horse racing. Is it an accepted madness, or is it really great and beautiful? Who can say? Me, well I have a bash. I also speak about going to the gym and the horror.

    NO AGENDA - EPISODE 21 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 29:49


    Today on The Alfie Brown Show I go... NO AGENDA. As a little experiment I decided not to write myself an agenda, to try and find out what is in my heart. Also I get a call from Jessie who breaks some big news (for me) live on the podcast. Please like and subscribe and all that business. Leave me a comment.

    THE CHILDREN'S TV CAROUSEL OF INSANITY - EPISODE 20 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 44:54


    Hello. In this episode I talk about the mania of endless children's TV, the demise of Chelsea FC, crap men and heroic women on the maternity ward and buying things. PLEASE vote for me in the Best Show category at the Chortle Awards here ... https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2022/03/08/50324/chortle-awards-2022-voting-now-open

    TO MAKE VLADIMIR PUTIN CUM - EPISODE 19 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 44:58


    This episode is smarter than it sounds, but not as smart as you'd like it to be. It's another episode talking about the appalling and disgusting invasion of Ukraine by Vladimir Putin. I also try to talk about the city of Brighton, Tyson Fury, Lent and but honestly the war is pretty preoccupying.

    THE MOTIVATION OF VLADIMIR PUTIN - EPISODE 18 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 54:52


    In this episode of The Alfie Brown Show I discuss what I think Vladimir Putin's motivation for war might be, I also talk about my favourite age for a child ( in a nice way ) and I discuss the bloom of my TikTok career. Come and see me on tour https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Follow me on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/alfiebrowncomedian/?hl=en

    AM I TOO WOKE? - EPISODE 17 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022 39:18


    I talk about podcasting from an Ibis Hotel, Jimmy Carr's rubbish joke ( am I a hypocrite? ), Kurt Zouma kicking his cat and other things more generally. I'm on tour at the moment, for god sake come.

    JOE ROGAN PUNISHES PISTACHIOS - EPISODE 16 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 43:30


    There is a brand new intro. I hope it lends something to your listening experience. In this episode stand-up comedian Alfie Brown speaks about Joe Rogan and cults, football transfers and capitalism. It's all here for you in this, the world famous Alfie Brown Show.

    HOW YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENTS CHANGES - EPISODE 15 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 34:24


    In this episode of hit comedy podcast 'The Alfie Brown Show' I speak about the exciting changes being made here in the offices. This actually becomes a conversation about being aesthetically self aware. Then later on I speak about how your relationship with your parents shifts as you move into adulthood.

    I AM SO HUMBLE - EPISODE 14 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 57:59


    This episode of The Alfie Brown Show comes to you straight from my brand new, state of the art, central London recording studio. Obvisously it looks appalling but not for long. In this episode I talk about how very humble I am, and on from there; humility in general. I talk about attraction. I can't really remember what else.

    PT1. NYE CELEBRATION. PT2. W/ JESSIE CAVE FROM TROLLIED - EPISODE 13 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 102:07


    It is a brand new year. A big, long and brand new 'The Alfie Brown Show' episode to contend with. I maunder and mewl about New Year's resolutions, film opinions, Sherry Turkle's Reclaiming Conversation and The Kardashians. What fun. In part2 I talk to Jessie about her baby addiction. Tickets to my tour here. https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/

    THE COFFEE SHOP CONSPIRACY - EPISODE 12 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 51:02


    This is Christmas week isn't it? So that's surely going to be mentioned. I also speak at length about the joy of a local coffee shop and indeed speak about conspirac theory about coffee shops. It's not real. Conspiracy theories usually aren't. Have a great christmas x The Alfie Brown Show

    I WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HER - (SPECIAL) EPISODE 11 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 53:55


    The omicron variant is dangerously close to ruining my working life so here I am. Instead of crying over cancelled gigs, I am podcasting. I really want to write a harrowing stand-up routine about the experience of a breakup, so I talk about that. I also speak about mini-breaking in Liverpool and polyamoury. In the Omicron Special! Please share and whatnot. Thanks. I am grateful.

    SELF-HELP AND A DURABLE MINDSET - EPISODE 10 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 52:59


    This week I had no wine, I had just emotionally spent myself watching Formula 1 racing and I was awaiting a midnight feast. I speak about christmas shopping, a play called The Goat and self-help books. The Alfie Brown Show is not sponsored. If you have a startup or bohemian poison gas company please get in touch. buy tickets to my tour here https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/

    SHE'S PREGNANT AGAIN - EPISODE 9 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 54:48


    This week she is pregnant again. I of course mean Jessie, my partner, my common law wife. I also apeak about cooking for my children, compulsory vaccination and Dan Walker's Strictly Come Dancing exit. Book tickets to see me on tour here ... https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/

    INTERNALISED MISOGYNY AT FROZEN THE MUSICAL - EPISODE 8 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 55:19


    This week I am a mess. I am totally and woefully a mess. I have been to Frozen the Musical and I've not taken it well. I've attempted to understand NFT's. I've spoken about internalised misogyny, possibly unsuccessfully. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast. If you like it here is a link to my website on which you can buy tickets to watch me on tour. https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/

    THE SWIRLING MADNESS OF PARENTHOOD - EPISODE 7 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 58:24


    Hello. This week I decided to start talking as quickly as I could without waffle and found that I exposed myself emotionally. I speak about the risk / reward of parenthood, I speak about the devastating consciousness shifting experience of posting on social media and from there I hint at my desire to take steroids. Sorry about me. Buy tickets to my tour here. https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/

    VIOLENCE AT THE THEATRE - EPISODE 6 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 66:18


    This week I discuss becoming violent during my shows at The Soho Theatre, I discover what breadcrumbing is, I learn about antinatalism... and I probably talk about other things as well.

    SETTLING SOME SCORES WITH GRETA THUNBERG - EPISODE 5 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 53:34


    Hello. On this week of all weeks Alfie has decided to address the Greta Thunberg dilemma, after last week some people messaged and asked for further inquiry. Beyond that there is some chat about COP26 generally, old sitcoms and bad ways to start the day.

    PROBLEMATIC IS PROBLEMATIC - EPISODE 4 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 60:26


    Alfie talks about Halloween. Did you all express yourselves? Alfie talks about the term 'problematic' and examines the problem with it. It was also his sons birthday and his toilet is broken so he hasn't had a comfortable poo in 4 days. Questions also answered on who he would most like to look like and what wouldn't he do to cure world hunger? The Alfie Brown Show is the best UK comedy podcast south of the Watford Gap Services. Alfie Brown is exceptionally good at stand-up. Tickets for his tour at www.alfiebrowncomedian.com Soho Theatre run starts on the 8th of November 21. TICKETS https://sohotheatre.com/shows/alfie-brown-sensitive-man/

    SORROW FOR NEWCASTLE - EPISODE 3 - THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 57:17


    ALFIE TALKS ABOUT HIS SORROW FOR NEWCASTLE FANS IN THE WAKE OF THEIR TAKEOVER, EXPENSIVE TOILET ROLL, REVIEWERS, ENVY AND THE POTENTIAL KILLING OF CARTOON CHARACTERS. The Alfie Brown Show is the best UK comedy podcast south of the Watford Gap Services. Alfie Brown is the 3rd best stand-up comedian in the world. Tickets for his tour at www.alfiebrowncomedian.com

    EPISODE 2 - WHAT DID I JUST DO WITH £50,000 AND MY GRANDAD

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 73:26


    ALFIE TALKS ABOUT HIS 'ROID RAGE (HIS DIET), BEING AN IMPATIENT DAD, HIS FIRST LOVE, STAR SIGNS, ZACH BRAFF / FLORENCE PUGH AND OUR DWINDLING ATTENTION SPANS. . . THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SENT SUGGESTIONS FOR THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.

    EPISODE 1 - CHAOS IN BRISTOL

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 58:01


    IN THIS - THE FIRST EVER EP OF THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW - ALFIE TALKS ABOUT MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE LIKING RAP, JORDAN PETERSON, CANCEL CULTURE AND VIOLENCE IN BRISTOL.

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