The DVD Commentary: A Bad Movie Watch Along

ALERT: There's a better way to listen/watch along! It's ReVid the podcast commentary Liner-up-erator. Go to ReVid-app.com and you can watch along in Netflix with the handy dandy ReVid podcast chrome extension. It lines our podcast up with the movie for you! It's a double bonus episode on top of our bonus holiday episode ‘Santa's Slay!' This time around it's a Christmas movie with a little less violence and a little more bland empty soulless Netflix-algorithmic blah -- It's The Knight Before Christmas. Cause the first thing I think of when someone says Christmas is The Middle Ages and Bubonic Plague! Watch Along with Netflix “ ‘People said piss.' - Dean Jackman 2020” - Dean

It's the Covid Holiday Season and the DVD Commentary gang is slimming down. Not because of Covid, but because of Finals. This week we celebrate the holidays with this self aware travesty: Santa's Slay (2005). While it seems to be a gritty origin story for Satan...I mean Santa, It's actually the origin story of curling -- the classic ice sport. Watch along for free on Peacock or Youtube “This movie is becoming more self aware the longer we watch it” - Matt

It's a special Halloween Episode, though it's not very spooky… Unless you consider rampant 80s consumerism spooky, which Carson definitely does. Chopping Mall (1986) dares to ask the question: What if Paul Blart was replaced by killer robots? Think Wall-e, but he collects dead horny teenagers instead of garbage. Happy Halloween from The DVD Commentary gang! [we're not a gang] Watch along free on Amazon Prime [the spookiest streaming service] “Raise the roof! Kill the Hornies!” - Everyone at some point

It's the FINAL episode of The DVD Commentary. . . At least for the fall. It's our Season 1 Part I finale! The movie that started Dean, Carson, and Clay on a journey through the purgatory of bad movies--Death Race 2000 (1975). This episode also brings the full gang back together with a return to our roots of The Wraith with a similar car chasing, car exploding, car racing! With one of our strangest movies yet--and our first Roger Corman movie every--we close out our little podcast experiment. As Clay would and probably will say… “It's gonna be slimy!” Watch along free on Tubi TV

What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? Take that, multiply it by 100. Then multiply it by 0. The 1983 film, “The Final Terror,” will leave Dean, Carson, Matt, and guest star Keigin begging for answers in this week's episode. Will the gang give this film the seal of approval? Will the lifelong Oregonians realize they're actually English? Will Clay's audio ever be successfully recorded? The DVD Commentary of The Final Terror. Watch along free on Tubi TV.

Have you ever wanted to watch a 90min commercial, well buckle up cause Mac and Me(1988) is a 100min commercial! Will we give our DVD Commentary Seal of Approval? Will we get the sponsorships we so rightfully deserve? Will a strange alien f*** a watermelon? Find out this week on: The DVD Commentary Mac and Me is available to rent on Amazon Prime "Clay! You can't just throw your children off cliffs, that's murder!" - Sabrina

Normally we riff movies, but this week our lives were forever altered by a film so great... so powerful... so moving... In Search of the Titanic 2004) will change your life. Watch Along with Amazon Prime. "This movie is a war crime." - Dean

We're riffing the Academy Award Winner for Best Picture of 2020, Parasite? … no but join us as we find out what Parasite (1982) has in store! Maybe there will be lemons, or glass grapes, or a guy named Goggles? Will Carson mess up the intro for the first time ever? [it's not his first time] But you'll find out! And hey, maybe Parasite (1982) will be just as brilliant as Parasite (2020); brilliant enough to receive The DVD Commentary's Seal of Approval… possibly! Watch along free with Amazon Prime “You want some real coffee now?!?”- Nathan

It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's an Aztec god summoned by human sacrifice in 1980s New York! Join the gang as we riff our way through Q: The Winged Serpent! Will we give our DVD Commentary Seal of Approval? Will Dean somehow rationalize human sacrifice? Will we finally make it through an intro without messing up? Find out this week on: The DVD Commentary of Q Watch along free with Amazon Prime "It's an allegory" - Clay

Join us for our fourth journey into the purgatory of bad movies--Demonic Toys (1992). But the cursing Baby dolls and Teddy Bears with teeth [the demonic toys] are nothing compared to the real terror of this movie: Grandma's birthing the Anticrhist, little children talking about 'doing the nasty,' and creepy dudes demanding their Chunk Style Chicken! As Clay would say, "this one's gonna be slimy." [I'm not sure why he would say it, but he would] Demonic Toys (1992) is free to stream on Tubi TV "We're trying to birth the Antichrist, could you come back later?" - Nathan

Episode 3! [yeah that really loses its power after EPISODE 1!] Ghost Rider (2007) Starring our National Treasure Nic Cage! Watch along as we once again riff our way through utter garbage. Will we give our Seal of Approval? Will Nic Cage steal the Declaration of Independence? Will we figure out why Nic Cage puts Jelly Beans in a martini glass? Tune in to find the answers to these questions, and more. ['more' being, the secret to happiness and the meaning of life] Sadly, Ghost Rider is no longer free to stream. It is available for rent or purchase on digital movie stores. "F*** you, I've got a truck!" - Carson

Second Episode EVER! [that's less cool than first] Alone in the Dark (2005) from the mastermind that gave the world other lackluster films like Postal (2007) and BloodRayne (2005)--Uwe Boll. Will we give our coveted Seal of Approval? Will Clay's first time on the show leave him slimy? Will we understand what is going on in any capacity? [what is going on with this film, our lives, 2020?!] Watch along free on IMDb TV "Hello, Hello, Where's the plot, I think we've lost it?" - Nathan

First Episode EVER! The Wraith (1986) Starring the one and only Sheenster! Will we give our DVD Commentary Seal of Approval? Will Sabrina make an 'out of left field' comment about Grease 2? Will Heather teach us the proper way to make-out? Find out this week on: The DVD Commentary Watch along free on IMDb TV "Can you catch the car Pirates?" - Dean

Dean, Carson, Nathan, Matt, Sabrina, Heather, and Clay have found the solution to the new normal: Bad Movies. In our first season ever, we will be taking an absurd trip through 10 of the worst movies we can find [please don't hate us if you love The Wraith (1986)]. Watch along with us as we riff our way to insanity. "It's gonna be slimy." - Clay "F***ing What?" -Dean