The Lizzie McFire Podcast

A class assignment makes Lizzie want to be best friends with her mom?!?! Listen along as Andrew, Natalie and Brandon discuss perfecting a souther accent, vicious chimpanzees and the weird rollercoaster we go on about developing a relationship with our parents.

Literally what is going on in this episode?! Lizzie and co end up on a Spanish game show called El Oro De Montezuma where there is so much rice pudding, so many antics and SO MANY guest stars. It’s a wacky treat, and jury’s out on if we’re here for it. Join Mikaela, Natalie & BrandonContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S2E2: El Oro De Montezuma"

Aaaand we are back baby! Happy Valentines Day all you lovers and likers out there. Today we are going to take you on the journey that is Lizzies first kiss…but not really. Plus, stay tuned for the reveal of our two new hosts!

Cue Vitamin C’s Graduation song because this is the final episode in season 1! Truly can’t believe there are 31 episodes in one season, oh how times have changed. ANYWAYS, the perfect end to season 1 does exist, because it’s all about Gordo. Sigh. Click play to hear about his manhood, our awkward growing upContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E31: Gordo’s Bar Mitzvah"

Gordo Spielberg takes to the camera like a moth to the flame. An exaggeration? Perhaps. On this episode you’ll see just how far Gordo will go to get the shot. Including, but not limited to, hiding cameras in a bread bowl, trash can and the men’s locker room. GORDOOOO, come on bruh. Plus: Natalie isContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E30: Gordo’s Video"

What is this? Another misleading title?! Expected an elaborate woo-ing of Miranda but got smacked in the feels with the opposite? Us, too. Is Lizzie in a trash can at one point? Sure seems like it. Does Miranda lose the ability to speak around Ryan Adams (no, not THAT Ryan Adams)? Absolutely. Are we enjoyingContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E29: The Courtship of Miranda Sanchez"

You might be reading this thinking: what type of fun, wacky adventure will Kate and Lizzie go on? PREPARE TO BE DISAPPOINTED! Yes, just as we were. Don’t worry, we still break it down and have lots of fun exploring jellied meats, Latvia and psychic abilities. Plus, umm, we might be shipping Kate & Lizzie?Continue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E28: Lizzie and Kate’s Excellent Adventure"

Come hither, my magical friends and listen closely as we whisper tales untold of a young dwarf named Gordo. Okay… sorry… I can’t. Today’s episode is all about Gordo’s pitfall into an RPG (Role Playing Game), his addiction and the friends who help him out of it. Plus, you might be so lucky as toContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E27: Gordo and the Dwarves"

Get ready to see Weekend Larry in a whole new light, my friends! On today’s episode, we chat about Lizzie going on a date with Larry, who, as it turns out, is kinda hot? Mikaela and Natalie also share their turn-down stories from back in the day. It’s weird, it’s fun… it’s Lizzie McFire.

What type of learner were you as a tweenager? If you’re anything like Lizzie, chances are you’d rather put on a wig & costume to learn about the downfalls of 15th century England than study facts in books. In today’s episode, we dive into the Fact-a-thon and the unconventional methods of Mr. Dig. PLUS, weContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E25: Facts of Life (with Brandon Penny)"

It might be December, but it’s still spooky season! Today we’re catching up on Night of the Day of the Dead, reminiscing on our favorite halloween moments and watching Lizzie & co. take down Kate Sanders. Oh yeahhhh it’s happening!

Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at a random mall for teens! In today’s episode, we talk with special guest Aubrey Swander all about Lizzie’s modeling gig. Lizzie strikes it big as a runway model and surprisingly, doesn’t let it get to her head! Her new fame has Ethan Craft quivering and Kate Sanders showeringContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E23: Last Year’s Model"

Gordo is under the influence… of DIRECTING! On today’s episode we gab with special guest and comedian Aaron Rajan all about the fictional worst director: Stan Jansen, and what he does to ruin Gordo’s charming personality during the filming of a new reality show at Lizzie’s middle school. We also meet Lizzie McGuire’s worst characterContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E22: The Untiled Stan Jansen Project"

Would you eat french fries at a bowling alley? Maaaybe in 2002, but now — not so much. During this episode we talk about Lizzie’s dilemma of hanging out with dear old dad or knocking pins with Ethan Craft. The challenges! The drama! It’s all here.

Ethan Craft. Sigh. The Dreamboat of our middle school years. But what’s underneath those golden locks? Well, according to Gordo, not much. On today’s episode we talk all about tutoring Ethan. Spoiler: Lizzie crushes it. Natalie also reveals how smart she is and Mikaela makes a shocking confession about her Math failures. (Not really shocking,Continue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E20: Educating Ethan"

Cute lil’ Gordo gets a girlfriend! We find out that he’s a secretive fella which forces Lizzie & Miranda to go undercover to learn more. It’s wild! That’s not all! A few minutes into today’s episode something very weird happens to Natalie. Enjoy!

What was the first Rated R movie you ever saw? Was it a fictional Ben Affleck film? If so, you’re in good company. We’re talkin’ all about it on today’s episode with special guest @Brandonleepenny.

Personally, the thought of being handcuffed to Lizzie all day makes me want to cry. Matt on the other hand… count me in! That’s right, today we’re talking about Lizzie & Matt’s forced togetherness at a Charity (mini) Golf Tournament. Plus, we bust out our newest DMK segment that you don’t want to miss.

This week we’re talking about unhealthy obsessions. Fun, right? We dive into Lizzie’s obsession with volunteering (wow, so Bad Girl McGuire of her!), Gordo’s obsession with Science and Matt’s obsession… no… thirst for power with becoming a Hall Monitor. Warning: Mikaela & Natalie are on a whole other LEVEL this episode, we’re sorry.

Were you the cool kid at school? Yeah, me neither. In today’s episode, Matt gets a taste of the popular life when he boards the wrong bus and quickly becomes a legend at Lizzie’s Middle School, much to Lizzie’s dismay. Bonus: we get to hear about Natalie’s first middle school boyfriend who was very intoContinue reading "S1E15 Lizzie McFire: Lizzie’s Nightmare"

Grab some dinner because we’ve got a SHOW for you today. Mainly, Miranda graces us with her acting debut and, in the process, turns out to be a pretty self-aware lady. 10 points for enlightenment! Speaking of, Matt sells all his worldly possessions… for a different reason.

Hey Kids, today’s episode is going to be a ring-a-ding time, ya hear? Today we’re talking allll ’bout that lounge culture life. Rat pack, fedoras, bouffant hair… a true delight for your listening ears. Also, Lanny’s in the house (with Matt)!

Lizzie tries to go bad. But can she break her good girl ways? With Miranda and Gordo by her side, not likely. And the fashion? Major Freaky Friday starring Lindsay Lohan viiiibes. It’s a wild one, people!

Did you ever picture yourself as the husband/wife of Ethan Craft? Perhaps you were Team Gordo or Lizzie herself! On today’s episode we talk all about the fake marriages of Lizzie and her classmates. Are they little shits? YES. Is it entertaining AF? YES.

We would gladly take 13 year old Lizzie McGuire as our president. On today’s episode we find out just how good of a politician Lizzie and her running mates are (hint: her opponent eats worms) and just how bad of a friend Lizzie is to her campaign managers.

At what age did you begin babysitting? I was NOT qualified to begin at 13… but they all survived. As does Matt when Lizzie kicks off her first stint as babysitter. We talked through all this and more with special guest Jay from Geek Dad Life.

Hold onto your butts, people! We’re gabbing all about the Virtual Table Read reunion featuring the Lizzie McGuire cast & writers. Will we talk about everyone’s apartments, styles and voice changes? Absolutely. This table read was for a few great causes: Frontline Responders Fund, No Kid Hungry, Baby2Baby, Support and Feed, L.A. Food Bank andContinue reading "Lizzie McFire: Virtual Table Read"

Do you want candy? Cause we do. And so does Lizzie. And BOY does she get it! We’re breaking down the Aaron Carter episode where Lizzie gets her first kiss, Miranda sings and Matt’s genius is finally realized.

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo take career aptitude tests. Their results are wacky to say the least! Of course, we had to take one too. Natalie gets all of Mikaela’s dream jobs and Mikaela… well, you’ll just have to find out.

Lizzie tries her hand at gymnastics and it turns out SHE A BOSS! During the performance of a lifetime Kate tries to sabotage her by using henchman Larry Tudgeman. Bonus – we recorded this episode together in Nashville with special guest Callie T!

Hey quick question: anyone’s family own a water park? If so, CAN WE BE YOUR FRIEND?! Today we’re talking about Danny K’s pool party that Gordo was RUDELY not invited to and we present a very compelling theory about the actual nature of this episode. Dare to disagree.

Moms: you love them, but when you’re 13, every move they make is #embarrassing. In this episode, we get to see Jo McGuire heroically chaperone LIzzie’s overnight field trip. Matt & Sam struggle to survive without her. One thing’s for sure: WE STAN JO!

Hands up if you hated picture day! (cc: my hand raised). On this episode we break down Kate’s maniacal plan to destroy Miranda’s outfit, Lizzie’s Gam-Gam’s coolness factor, and Gordo’s overall sweetness. Matt also fakes being sick (who didn’t?). Plus, hear about the time Mikaela got a black eye two hours before her 4th gradeContinue reading "Lizzie McFire S1E2: Picture Day"

Rumors in middle school were all the rage (but let's be real you were kind of a B if you started one). On today's episode we dive into all things rumors, including the rumor of a Lizzie reboot in 2020, plus we'll chat all about our favorite 2000's fashion and Mikaela's love for Matt McGuire.