Podcasts about Montezuma

León XIV: las Iglesias orientales «tan preciosas y probadas». Padres de familia piden al Papa que intervenga ante la imposición de la ideología LGBT en escuelas católicas de Hamburgo. Lorenza Formicola: Luna creciente en Nueva York, el primer alcalde islámico (socialista, además, y abortista) está cerca. Pew: Más de la mitad de los hispanos nacidos en el extranjero votaron por Trump. La Corte Suprema avala la ley de Carolina del Sur que retira la financiación pública del aborto. El Patriarca de Moscú dice que la despersonalización provocada por la IA puede ser la puerta a la era del anticristo. Horacio Giusto: Algoritmos, el esclavista emocional.

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Gianandrea Gaiani: Entre Irán e Israel el ganador es Trump. Luca Volontè: EE.UU., el gobierno defiende el sello sacramental del ataque demócrata. Clodovis Boff: los obispos del CELAM esconden la fe católica. Grupos Médicos apoyan “inquebrantablemente” hormonación trans de menores.

P. Ukuma Jonathan, párroco de la localidad nigeriana de la última gran masacre: «Seguiré sirviendo a la gente de aquí para la gloria de Dios». Atacan a cristianos pentecostales en Orissa tras negarse a convertirse al hinduismo. Nuevo estudio del Pew Research Center: El islam crece con rapidez mientras el cristianismo pierde terreno en Occidente. Dos profesores de Oregon que fueron despedidos por discrepar de temas LGBT ahora obtuvieron justicia gracias al Tribunal de Apelaciones. Denuncian presiones a pacientes para que pidan la eutanasia en Canadá: «¿Cuántas veces debe uno decir no para que dejen de preguntar?» Texas obliga a exhibir los Diez Mandamientos en los colegios públicos a partir del próximo año escolar. Randall Smith: Letra y espíritu - los 10 Mandamientos no son sugerencias.

Eugenio Capozzi: Decisión de intervenir directamente contra Irán, desde el punto de vista de Trump, es parte de un plan de estabilización internacional. León XIV por el 500 aniversario de Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina. Stefano Fontana: León XIV sobre la Doctrina Social: Formando y Evangelizando. Stefano Fontana: Con León XIV, finalmente regresa la ley natural.

The riches of Aztec Emperor Montezuma have fueled many legends of lost treasure. Here are 4.

In this thrilling episode of Round Guy Radio, listeners are treated to an intense baseball showdown between the Montezuma Braves and the Keota Eagles. With a stellar pitching duel on display, young Luke Ursulis of Montezuma takes the mound, already boasting an impressive record with three of Montezuma's four wins. He's matched by Keota's ace, "Bad" Billy Kendered, who's equally formidable with a flawless record in strikeouts and zero runs allowed in previous games. The game unfolds with Ursulis and Kendered both showcasing their skills, making it a night of formidable pitches and strategic plays. Mother Nature adds another layer of challenge, with fierce winds blowing straight through the center field, threatening to carry fly balls into home runs. The excitement peaks with dramatic plays from both teams, including Lars Taylor's outfield contributions and Jacob Lime's impressive defense behind the plate. The tension escalates into the bottom of the sixth inning, where Keota clinches the win with a memorable run. Throughout, the commentary highlights the athletes' grit, resilience, and the support from sponsors like Davis Salon and Home Plate Sports Cards. This episode captures the essence of high-stakes baseball, delivering a night of suspense, strategy, and athletic prowess that fans of the sport won't want to miss.

Perspectivas de la violencia y la crisis migratoria según Phil Lawler y Pilar Vásquez. Juan Pablo II y los inmigrantes. Munilla pone en su lugar a Andrea Grillo. El Corpus Christi: unos datos a considerar.

In this week's episode, Disney moves forward with announcing their plans for upcoming attractions and a new parking structure. Dan visits Rex, takes a trip to the Magic Key Area and interacts with his Magic Ban. Dan and I watched Snow White. We will share our thoughts on the movie. Also,  Disney Dream Key Holders receives churro money, Iron Heart, Montezuma's Revenge and more on this, supplemental paid out, episode of the MousePire Podcast!!!iTunes: http://itun.es/us/keE-8.c Anchor https://anchor.fm/mousepirepodcastAudacy https://go.audacy.com/j9emfiRgcnbSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7BBIbuc3UKWldFxbTBtbcu?si=0odQenJLQuyZRT3a9AqVdgiHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/mousepireWebsite: MousePIRE.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/mousepire/Threads: https://www.threads.net/@mousepireTwitter: https://twitter.com/MousePireFacebook: http://www.facebook.com/mousepireSnap Chat: MousePIRE https://www.snapchat.com/add/mousepire?share_id=RjY1OTM1&locale=en_USTikTok: MousePIRE https://vm.tiktok.com/VcF4VQ/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/MousePirePodcastEmail mousepire@gmail.com Support us on Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/mousepireMousePIRE Gear & Custom Shirts for any occasion @ dgpclothing.comCustom Pinback ButtonsButtonsByDigs.comWelcome our newest sponsor Tumblers Plus. Custom Tumblers and Mugs visit tumblersplus.com

Aniversario de Ordenación sacerdotal del Papa León. Ad portas de la Procesión del Corpus Christi. Card. Dolan califica ley de Suicidio Asistido un desprecio a la vida humana. Parlamento británico aprueba aborto hasta el día del parto. EEUU: Denuncian a Universidad jesuita por contenidos en curso de Sexualidad. Chile: otra Universidad jesuita celebra, bendice y promueve marcha del Orgullo. Andrea Grillo arremete contra el beato Carlo Acutis por su fe eucarística. Mitos sobre la Confesión.

Papa León: "no debemos acostumbrarnos a la guerra". Nos enseña el Papa sobre el paralítico de Bethesda : "Jesús puede sanar tu pasado y transformar tu futuro". Más de 450 niños reciben la Comunión en Irak. Cae el diaconado en EEUU y ocho elementos paradójicos sobre el diaconado permanente. Cuatro armas para vencer hoy al Demonio.

Oración del Papa León al Sagrado Corazón de Jesús. El derecho a no ser reclutado ni por Israel, ni por Hamás. P. Dermine: Olvidar al Demonio y nuestra Salvación. La pobreza más dramática: pensar "no necesito de Dios". Pedido de Card. Burke: restablecer la Misa Tradicional. Coordenadas para una Iglesia que encarna el Evangelio.

Masacre en Nigeria: 200 católicos asesinados mientras dormían a manos de radicales islámicos. El Estado Islámico vuelve a cobrar fuerza en Siria e Irak. Nicola Scopelliti: Israel comienza a contar muertos y heridos y descubre el miedo. León XIV, a Israel e Irán: «Nadie debería amenazar jamás la existencia del otro». Luca Volontè: El Fondo de Población de las Naciones Unidas (UNFPA) denuncia la baja natalidad y presiona por el aborto.

Stefano Magni: Ataque israelí contra el programa nuclear iraní. Antonio Tarallo: Los Sermones de San Antonio, una cuadriga hacia el Cielo. Discurso del León XIV al clero de la diócesis de Roma; 12 de junio de 2025. Stefano Fontana: La realeza de Cristo entre tesis e hipótesis.

Raising the Flag at Montezuma. Proving God's Prophetic truth. Stopping wicked rebellion. What happened to the devil that deceived them? The Voice in the Wilderness does not endorse any link or other material found at buzzsprout.More at https://www.thevoiceinthewilderness.org/

El Papa nombra un obispo auxiliar en China, procedente de la «Iglesia clandestina» y Pekín lo acepta. León XIV restablece la imposición del palio en la solemnidad de San Pedro y San Pablo. Más de un millar de peregrinos se preparan para la Vª «Peregrinación a Covadonga». Apple TV+ publica y mantiene un episodio con una escena blasfema y repugante; en marcha una campaña para darse de baja de la suscripción. José María Carrera: 3 mitos tibios que te impiden evangelizar -y que no sabes que crees- y una pregunta que los derriba.

Mensaje de la Audiencia General de León XIV, 11 de junio de 2025. Próximos compromisos de León XIV. Con algunas predicciones. Zanchetta y Rupnik, signos de un punto de inflexión en el nuevo pontificado. Stefano Fontana: La Conferencia Episcopal Italiana quiere una pastoral sin doctrina. El catolicismo tradicional, la nueva tendencia para los jóvenes estadounidenses. La UE tiene una estrategia para imponer la dictadura LGBT hacia el 2030.

Five centuries ago, before Spanish conquistadors arrived, what's now Mexico City was the Aztec capital of Tenochtitlan—and it took the European invaders' breath away. It was built on an island threaded with canals; it was one of the largest cities in the world; and the Spanish could hardly believe the sheer volume of food sold in the city's main market, let alone the quantity and variety of dishes enjoyed by the Aztec leader, Montezuma. But how did a city built in a lake—and located in a part of the world without cows, sheep, pigs, or chicken—grow enough to feed quarter of a million people? What does it mean to eat like an Aztec, and can you still do it today? This episode, we're time traveling (and real traveling) to find out! Join us on a trip to taste the flavors of Tenochtitlan, and explore the endangered “floating islands” that fed the city—with a menu that included insect eggs, blue-green algae, and some adorable salamanders that just might hold the secret of eternal youth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

US Marines have occupied their fair share of land in their history: From the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli. But President Donald Trump has a new battle plan for the Marine Corps—wildly unconstitutional and designed for maximum division—in America's second largest city. We'll have the latest update. Plus, community editor Christina Lorey talks about a milestone in professional hockey that puts Milwaukee front and center for celebrations of Pride month. Mornings with Pat Kreitlow is powered by UpNorthNews, and it airs on several stations across the Civic Media radio network, Monday through Friday from 6-9 am. Subscribe to the podcast to be sure not to miss out on a single episode! To learn more about the show and all of the programming across the Civic Media network, head over to civicmedia.us/shows to see the entire broadcast line up. Follow the show on Facebook, X, and YouTube. Guest: Christina Lorey

Homilía de León XIV por el Jubileo de la Santa Sede, 9 de junio de 2025. Discurso del León XIV a los diplomáticos pontificios, 10 de junio de 2025. Brasil: los católicos continúan descendiendo, evangélicos y sin-religión aumentan. En la diócesis alemana de Fulda, sede del vicepresidente de la Conferencia Episcopla, no habrá ninguna ordenación sacerdotal al menos durante siete años. 19 000 peregrinos en la peregrinación de Chartres: El tradicionalismo fiel a Roma vuelve a dar un ejemplo en Francia y asombra al mundo.

Homilía de León XIV en la Santa Misa en la solemnidad de Pentecostés; Jubileo de los movimientos, de las asociaciones y de las nuevas comunidades. Las ilustraciones de Rupnik van desapareciendo de la web del Vaticano. La Iglesia Católica insta al Parlamento británico a votar en contra del proyecto de ley sobre suicidio asistido. Según un nuevo informe sobre la persecución religiosa, México se convierte en el país más peligroso para los sacerdotes católicos.

Anticatolicismo de Apple: ¡Hora de alzar la voz! Rep. Smith y Sen. Cruz Proponen Declarar Junio “El Mes De La Vida”. Fallo unánime del Supremo de EE.UU. a favor de una mujer discriminada laboralmente por no ser homosexual. Gallup: Jóvenes estadounidenses entre los más solitarios. 150 años de Thomas Mann, el alegre suicidio de toda humanidad.

Este viernes 13 de junio, consistorio sobre nuevos santos, Acutis aún sin fecha. Trump y el Papa León hablan con Putin e instan a la paz. Edward Pentin: El Papa León XIV se enfrenta a un primer reto: cómo abordar las restricciones de la Misa en latín. Editor católico insta a la caridad y al diálogo en el creciente debate sobre la Misa tradicional en latín.

We visit a mysterious sinkhole in Arizona that has befuddled an exclusive group of divers who've gotten a glimpse of a strange world at its sandy bottom. For more unusual stories, lists, and offbeat itineraries, check out the Atlas Obscura Explorer's Guide to the National Parks. 

El ejército ugandés impide un atentado suicida en el Santuario de los Mártires. Obligaron a bajar del tren a la monja que iba con cuatro novicias y dos jóvenes. Fundamentalistas hindúes obligan a monja que iba con cuatro novicias y dos jóvenes a bajar de tren y la acusan de hacer proselitismo. El gobierno de Egipto calma a los ortodoxos: «Nada cambia el estatus del Monasterio de Santa Catalina». Vuelve «El Vídeo del Papa» con una oración de León XIV al Corazón de Jesús. Arzobispo de Sydney demuestra con datos el avivamiento de la fe católica en Australia. Luca Volontè: Polonia, un golpe a los lobbies, gana la Presidencia el católico Nawrocki.

Mensaje del Santo Padre León XIV a los participantes en el seminario «Evangelizar con las familias de hoy y de mañana. Desafíos eclesiológicos y pastorales». Cardenal Ejik: restablecer la unidad en la Iglesia debe venir de la proclamación de la fe clara e inequívoca. La FSSP tiene más seminaristas que toda la iglesia sinodal alemana. Marcas se retiran del ‘Mes del Orgullo' en medio de críticas.

Anna Bono: La propiedad del Monasterio de Santa Catalina se transfiere al Estado egipcio. Homilía León XIV en el Jubileo de las familias, los niños, los abuelos y los mayores. Nico Spuntoni: El Papa "acaricia" a los franceses amantes de la Tradición. El cardenal de Toronto pide no usar los símbolos del Orgullo Gay en el mes del Sagrado Corazón.

Anna Bono: La fe firme de los cristianos de Myanmar. Luca Volontè: Interferencia indebida en las elecciones presidenciales polacas. El Papa pide al CELAM «soluciones según los criterios de la Sagrada Escritura, la Tradición y el Magisterio».

Santa Ursula Ledochowska y sus obras educativas. Pedir al Corazón de Jesús tener los sentimientos de Cristo, pedido del Papa León. Un ataque a la Liturgia y a la Tradición por un nuevo Obispo en North Carolina en EEUU. Mons. Strickland: la Sinodalidad se aparta de la enseñanza de los Apóstoles. Cuatro obispos en contra del camino sinodal alemán. Mons. Cordileone : La Misa Tradicional ¿contribuye a la unidad? Si. P. Angel Camino agustino y amigo cercano dice: Papa León no será el clon de Francisco.

Tommaso Scandroglio: La era de la Paglia termina, la moral queda bajo los escombros. Riccardo Cascioli: Satisfacción pero sin entusiasmo: el futuro tras Paglia es una incógnita. Edward Pentin: El Papa nombra al hombre de confianza del arzobispo Paglia presidente de la Academia Pontificia para la Vida. 17 países de la UE firman declaración contra ley húngara que protege a menores de espectáculos públicos inapropiados.

Anna Bono: No hay lugar para los cristianos en los cementerios de la India. Renzo Pegoraro sustituye a Paglia y presidirá la Academia por la Vida: era su canciller desde 2011. NIco Spuntoni: Entre líneas de León XIV, el punto de inflexión en el derecho vaticano. Wlodzimierz Redzioch: El Padre Streich es declarado Beato, mártir que se entregó por el Evangelio. En Regina Caeli León XIV hace referencia a las pruebas de los católicos en China. Luca Volontè: Embarazo adolescente, nueva ofensiva de la OMS.

Antonio Tarallo: En la casa de San Felipe Neri, en el corazón de la Roma católica. Homilía de León XIV en la Basílica de San Juan Letrán. Stefano Fontana: Diario de los Obispos italianos sale al campo para defender la decisión del Tribunal Constitucional sobre las dos madres. Nico Spuntoni: Cardenal Duka conversa sobre temas candentes que esperan a León XIV. Marco Lepore: El reclamo de educación sexual para los jóvenes es el resultado del bombardeo del mundo adulto hedonista. Sante Maletta: MacIntyre, de Marx a la fe pasando por Aristóteles y Santo Tomás.

Sandro Magister: Como Jesús con las prostitutas. Una actividad poco conocida del Papa León cuando era obispo en Perú. Daniele Trabucco: San Pío X y la «Pascendi», una clave para el desafío de la IA. Christopher Kaczor: Recordando a Alasdair MacIntyre (1929-2025).

Paolo Gulisano: Desafíos sociales y visión mística, el último León antes de Prevost. Nico Spuntoni: Entrevista a Cardenal Goh; León puede aportar claridad a la doctrina. Stefano Fontana: El cardenal Czerny y el “diálogo radical”. París: Monumento LGBT; la homosexualidad y el transexualismo como fenómenos épicos. La administración municipal de Brescia prohíbe exhibición de carteles de contra el género en las escuelas. La ONU aprueba tratado que deja sin penalizar la pornografía infantil creada con inteligencia artificial; también permitiría el sexting entre menores

Zainab Muhamadu, joven nigeriana de 22 años, será juzgada este viernes por convertirse al cristianismo y se enfrenta a la pena de muerte por decapitación. Torturan y asesinan brutalmente a cristiano en Pakistán: “No fue por un celular”. Edgar Beltrán: 'Gran caridad y gran claridad': Así se recuerda al Papa León en Chiclayo. Stefano Fontana: Los fieles confundidos y la santa prisa. Tommaso Scandroglio: El orgullo, medio blasfemo de revolución.

THIS WORLD IS NOT MY HOME SERIES – Part 9 MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE⁠https://www.facebook.com/ChieflandChristian⁠⁠Please visit, follow, and share.This will help us to reach more people around the world. While we see those next to us on Sundays, many around the world and closer to home need to hear the message.

Discurso a las delegaciones ecuménicas e interreligiosas convenidas para el inicio del ministerio petrino del papa León XIV. Stefano Fontana:León XIV y la Doctrina Social, un camino aún incierto. P. John A. Perricone: El Concilio de Nicea con 1.700 años de antigüedad. La presidenta católica del Bundestag vuelve a hablar de los obispos: «Deben preguntarse por qué ha disminuido su capacidad de mantener la adhesión de los fieles».

Nico Spuntoni: León XIV comienza su pontificado invocando el amor y la unidad. Brendan Towell: Cómo la tesis poco conocida de León XIV arroja luz sobre su visión para la Iglesia. Quien canta, reza dos veces: Las esperanzas del Maestro Muti, uno de los más destacados conductores de orquesta, para el Papa León. «Cantemos con el Papa»: Nueva iniciativa del Instituto Pontificio de Música Sacra para los cantos en latín. Primer nombramiento importante: León XIV sustituye a Paglia por el cardenal Baldassare Reina al frente del Pontificio Instituto Teológico «Juan Pablo II».

Eupaforice: Ewa Malas-Godlewska Pilpatoe: Maria Bayo Erissena: Catherine Napoli Montezuma: Jennifer Larmore Ferdinand Cortès: Isabelle Vernet Narves: Anne-Sophie Schmidt Teseuco: Jean-Luc Viala Ensemble orchestral de Paris Conductor: Jan Latham-König Salle Pasteur, Montpellier 17 July 1990 Broadcast

Joan Sutherland Conductor: Richard Bonynge Indiana University 23 February 1967 In-house recording

In this episode, we hear from Steven Arango, who recently went from serving as a judge advocate in the U.S. Marine Corps to associate attorney at Jenner and Block.

Send us a textWhat's it like to run a shed business where your commute to work is 180 miles without a single stoplight? Irvin Plank knows exactly, and his story reveals the surprising ways America's shed industry thrives even in the most remote corners of our country.Joining us from Eureka, Nevada—"the friendliest town on the loneliest highway in America"—Irvin shares his remarkable journey from the shed-building stronghold of Montezuma, Georgia out west to the Nevada desert. Living in a county twice the size of Delaware but with only 1,500 residents, Irvin offers a perspective on entrepreneurship that few can match.The conversation weaves through fascinating family connections spanning the shed industry nationwide, from Georgia to Ohio and beyond. We explore how regional differences shape business strategies—like why rent-to-own percentages hover around 20% in Nevada while dominating the Southeast market at 80%. Irvin explains his expansion into shipping containers as complementary storage solutions and the challenges of navigating inconsistent building codes across jurisdictions.Perhaps most compelling is Irvin's journey itself—from milking cows in Georgia to ranching in Montana to hauling sheds and eventually building his own operation in Nevada. His candid assessment of the industry ("We help this part of America live the American dream of having too much stuff") captures the pragmatic approach that's helped him succeed where population density would suggest otherwise.Whether you're in the shed business or simply fascinated by rural entrepreneurship, this conversation offers valuable insights on adapting to regional markets, solving universal storage needs, and building community connections across vast distances. Listen now to discover how America's shed industry reaches even its most isolated communities.For more information or to know more about the Shed Geek Podcast visit us at our website.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, or YouTube at the handle @shedgeekpodcast.To be a guest on the Shed Geek Podcast visit our website and fill out the "Contact Us" form.To suggest show topics or ask questions you want answered email us at info@shedgeek.com.This episodes Sponsors:Studio Sponsor: Union Grove LumberCardinal ManufacturingCardinal LeasingShed Challenger

This episode is all about the fun Jen had in Cabo...margaritas, lazy river, and a party on a pirate shop. But the party didn't stop there. 4 days after getting home, Mr. Montezuma got his revenge. But Jen is tough. And skinnier. And scheduling her colonoscopy.If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review and make sure you SUBSCRIBE!If you are interested in advertising on this podcast email ussales@acast.comTo request #IMOMSOHARD to be on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to talent@pionairepodcasting.comGet our sponsor DISCOUNT CODES here! https://linktr.ee/imshpodcastFOLLOW US:IG: instagram.com/imomsohardYouTube: youtube.com/imomsohard Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aztecs men's basketball is RELOADED for 2025. Assistant coach JayDee Luster joins the Sons of Montezuma to talk about the wild transfer portal off season and how the MESA Foundation is making the future possible.

Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

Welcome to the latest update on the KeotaEagles golf team, sponsored by several local businesses and state representative Helena Hayes. In this episode, coach Hill provides an in-depth overview of both the girls and boys teams, sharing exciting developments and the challenges faced during the season. Coach Hill starts with the girls' team, highlighting standout performances from Laney Swanson and Emily Conger. Despite a rough start against Sigourney, the team shows promise with steady improvements in subsequent matches. The girls prepare to tackle the challenging Montezuma course, hoping to continue their growth. Turning to the boys' team, Coach Hill discusses their journey as defending champs, the impact of graduating seniors, and the promising results from new and returning players. The boys are navigating a competitive season, facing schools like North Mahaska and Iowa Valley with impressive performances. Aside from golf, the excitement of arena football is also shared, featuring the Coralville Chaos. Listeners are encouraged to attend these thrilling events for family entertainment. Coach Hill expresses optimism for the season, proudly leading both teams into challenging yet rewarding matches.

Families don't have to care for a dying loved one in isolation. Hospice of Montezuma offers medical, social and emotional support to help with a loved one's end-of-life care. By Deborah Uroda.Watch this story at www.durangolocal.news/newsstories/when-your-family-needs-end-of-life-care This story is sponsored by Choice Building Supply and LOR Foundation.Support the show

Jeff Stanfield and Andy Shaver are back in the studio with plenty of stories to tell after a whirlwind of a week. From a few days in Mexico to getting stranded en route to NWTF—and Jeff battling a nasty case of Montezuma's revenge along the way—there's no shortage of chaos and laughs in this episode.