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Send us a textWhat's it like to run a shed business where your commute to work is 180 miles without a single stoplight? Irvin Plank knows exactly, and his story reveals the surprising ways America's shed industry thrives even in the most remote corners of our country.Joining us from Eureka, Nevada—"the friendliest town on the loneliest highway in America"—Irvin shares his remarkable journey from the shed-building stronghold of Montezuma, Georgia out west to the Nevada desert. Living in a county twice the size of Delaware but with only 1,500 residents, Irvin offers a perspective on entrepreneurship that few can match.The conversation weaves through fascinating family connections spanning the shed industry nationwide, from Georgia to Ohio and beyond. We explore how regional differences shape business strategies—like why rent-to-own percentages hover around 20% in Nevada while dominating the Southeast market at 80%. Irvin explains his expansion into shipping containers as complementary storage solutions and the challenges of navigating inconsistent building codes across jurisdictions.Perhaps most compelling is Irvin's journey itself—from milking cows in Georgia to ranching in Montana to hauling sheds and eventually building his own operation in Nevada. His candid assessment of the industry ("We help this part of America live the American dream of having too much stuff") captures the pragmatic approach that's helped him succeed where population density would suggest otherwise.Whether you're in the shed business or simply fascinated by rural entrepreneurship, this conversation offers valuable insights on adapting to regional markets, solving universal storage needs, and building community connections across vast distances. Listen now to discover how America's shed industry reaches even its most isolated communities.For more information or to know more about the Shed Geek Podcast visit us at our website.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, or YouTube at the handle @shedgeekpodcast.To be a guest on the Shed Geek Podcast visit our website and fill out the "Contact Us" form.To suggest show topics or ask questions you want answered email us at info@shedgeek.com.This episodes Sponsors:Studio Sponsor: Union Grove LumberCardinal ManufacturingCardinal LeasingShed Challenger

Entrevista al cardenal Müller: “El próximo Papa debe resistir el ‘wokismo' y clarificar las verdades de la fe”. El cardenal Stella criticó duramente desvincular el gobierno de la Iglesia del sacramento del orden en la Congregación general del pasado miércoles. Luisella Scrosati: Respetar el derecho para garantizar la justicia y evitar el absolutismo. Christian Spaemann: Sanar la herida causada por Amoris laetitia.

Horacio Giusto, en la Fiesta de San José Obrero: Los 5 Rostros Del Varón. Tommaso Pevarello, en la Fiesta de San José Obrero: El trabajo, cumplimiento de la Creación. China ignora la muerte del Papa y nombra a dos obispos auxiliares; ni siquiera envió delegación a su funeral.

Los cardenales acuerdan que podrán votar todos los electores que entren en el Cónclave aunque superen los 120. Cardenal Muller: «El Papa no tiene ninguna potestad sobre el Derecho Divino»; sólo explica la fe, no la crea. Nico Spuntoni: A la espera del Extra omnes, comienza el recuento de candidatos elegibles. Luisella Scrosati: Jesús es el único salvador, así nace la misión de la Iglesia.

This episode is all about the fun Jen had in Cabo...margaritas, lazy river, and a party on a pirate shop. But the party didn't stop there. 4 days after getting home, Mr. Montezuma got his revenge. But Jen is tough. And skinnier. And scheduling her colonoscopy.If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review and make sure you SUBSCRIBE!If you are interested in advertising on this podcast email ussales@acast.comTo request #IMOMSOHARD to be on your Podcast, Radio Show, or TV Show, reach out to talent@pionairepodcasting.comGet our sponsor DISCOUNT CODES here! https://linktr.ee/imshpodcastFOLLOW US:IG: instagram.com/imomsohardYouTube: youtube.com/imomsohard Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

George Weigel: Cómo funciona realmente un Cónclave. Los Cardenales Eijk y Sarah realizan intervenciones bien recibidas en la Congregación General del lunes. El Cardenal Goh pide a los fieles que intensifiquen sus oraciones para que el nuevo Papa sea «valiente en la defensa del depósito de la Fe». El Cardenal jesuita Czerny critica la búsqueda de unidad en el próximo Cónclave: “Ese es el camino equivocado”. Presidenta de la principal asociación de laicos en Alemania quiere que el nuevo Papa siga adaptando la Iglesia al mundo. Luisella Scrosati: Entre doctrina y pastoral no hay lugar para las contradicciones.

La inclusión para "todos, todos, todos" de Jesús es la conversión. Ross Douthat: Francisco y el fin del papado imperial. Cardenal Ruinii: cuatro condiciones irrenunciables para el buen gobierno de la Iglesia.

P. Thomas G. Weinandy: Emaús y más allá. El cardenal Vinko Puljić participará en el cónclave tras recibir el visto bueno de los médicos. Cardenal Timothy Dolan: necesitamos que el próximo Papa tenga: "la convicción y fortaleza de Juan Pablo II, la potencia intelectual de Benedicto, y el corazón de Francisco". Christian Smith, sociólogo: La religión no puede reducirse a la tiranía de los medios digitales que funcionan como "una droga adictiva que ofrece una euforia rápida, impulsada por la dopamina, seguida de un ansia por la siguiente dosis". Luisella Scrosati: Volver al verdadero significado de la misericordia de Dios.

Novendiali (nueve días de Misas de sufragio por su alma) y rituales, todo listo para el funeral del Papa. Los masones italianos rinden homenaje a la memoria del Papa Francisco; Doctrina de la Fe recordó en el 2023 que los católicos no pueden ser masones. Tercera Congregación General: Los cardenales ya han empezado a hablar sobre la Iglesia y el mundo. La Iglesia en Alemania publica la guía para bendecir parejas que no están casadas por la Iglesia. George Weigel: Retrospectiva de un pontificado. Müller advierte de un posible cisma si no se elige a un Papa ortodoxo. Luisella Scrosati: La Iglesia ahora necesita reconciliación, pero en la Verdad.

Matanza de más de 170 cristianos en Nigeria durante la Semana Santa. El funeral del Papa será el sábado, hoy el traslado a la basílica. El Papa según el Padre James Martín. Stefano Fontana: Los principios de la Doctrina Social de la Iglesia a reproponer. Hermes Dovico: No al lenguaje proaborto y de género, el punto de inflexión de Trump en la ONU.

La Santa Sede informa que el Papa ha muerto tras sufrir un ictus y un colapso cardiovascular. El sábado se celebrará el funeral por Francisco. Dos tipos de "congregaciones generales" de Cardenales: la que se reune desde hoy es para el gobierno práctico; posteriormente vendrá la deliberativa. Mons. Charles J. Chaput: La Iglesia después de Francisco. Luisella Scrosati: El fin de un pontificado marcado por el “cambio de paradigma”.

El Papa Francisco ha fallecido a las 7.35 de esta mañana, hora de Roma. Nico Spuntoni: Las últimas horas del Papa entre multitudes y encuentros. Los cardenales, convocados para mañana. Magisterio de Francisco: 4 encíclicas y siete exhortaciones apostólicas. Francisco visitó 66 países en 48 viajes apostólicos. Stefano Chiappalone: Sede vacante, las etapas desde la muerte del Papa hasta el cónclave (primera parte).

El Tribunal Supremo del Reino Unido con voto unánime limita la definición legal de «mujer» al sexo biológico. Stefano Fontana: Eslovaquia hacia la reforma constitucional que defiende a la familia natural. Con Trump, la marcha del "Orgullo DC 2025" está en pánico. Trump ordena al Servicio de Salud que estudie los efectos de la “transición” y la “detransición” sexual. El presidente del episcopado canadiense dice que los políticos abortistas no pueden comulgar. Luisella Scrosati: Auge de bautismos de adultos en Francia.

Historiador militar Victor Davis Hanson: ¿Por qué China perdería una guerra comercial con Estados Unidos? Luca Volontè: Hungría defiende la verdad sobre los dos sexos y todos la atacan. Tommaso Scandroglio: Avvenire, el periódico de los obispos italianos, elogia a la Corte Suprema y bendice la crianza homoparental.

Aztecs men's basketball is RELOADED for 2025. Assistant coach JayDee Luster joins the Sons of Montezuma to talk about the wild transfer portal off season and how the MESA Foundation is making the future possible.

Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

El Senador Schmitt propone el lunes de Pascua como nuevo feriado federal para reconocer las raíces cristianas. Pablo J. Ginés: La Iglesia reconoce las virtudes heroicas de Gaudí: si se verifica un milagro, será beato. Prohíben celebrar un Vía Crucis por las calles de Nueva Delhi. Eugenio Capozzi: Europa entre las sirenas chinas y la necesidad de repensar la economía. Stefano Magni: Mario Vargas Llosa, el escritor que no te esperas.

Two high level demons have caused a hectic diversion just off camera during SETH MEYERS'S show when literally all hell breaks loose; the ought he has maintained a lifetime of secrecy and compliance without giving way to the slightest upset, his eyes widen as he attempts to finish his sentences, eventually unable to keep it together. SETH MEYERS …Blah, dee—blah, de BlahBlah. DIRECTOR —cut. SETH MEYERS AH. EXCUSE ME. DEMON ONE Ah, shit. DEMON TWO It's almost as if he's actually talking to us. SETH MEYERS WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ACTUALLY, LIKE, GOING ON. DEMON ONE “Like”? DEMON TWO Oh shit, I think he is acknowledging us. DEMON ONE “Like?!” SETH MEYERS WHO ARE YOU. WHAT IS THIS? DEMON TWO OHHHH SHIT. DEMON ONE DUDE, WHATS UP! Seth Meyers has become somewhat of a celebrity even amongst the higher, but especially the lower realms for his exceptionally high tolerance for metaphorical and supernatural phenomena; He has mostly considered the ability to be able to see these things as some sort of latent health condition or hallucinations of some sort which from a very young age he had chosen to not only keep to himself, but— VERY YOUNG SETH MEYERS [ridiculously atrocious otherworldly shenanigans] (Does not react) Woah. (Walks away unaffected entirely) Straaaange. Is this a human child? Apparently. ‍♂️ —never react at all. *also it should be noted that the two demons are the same demons from the flashback however aged into much more vicious, monstrously scary (yet still somehow humanoid) demon people. Thank you Google for correcting that. GOOGLE Correcting what. Nothing. So it's safe to say that in his early acting days, teaching himself to “react to act” came as somewhat of a challenge. INT. IMPROV CLASS. DAY VO, Narrator reacting to normal human situations was obviously not entirely, by this point, second nature to young Seth, SETH MEYERS Wait, pause. Uh, no, Seth Meyers. Why am I in this? I didn't agree to this. oh no. You didn't agree to any of this. I just said that. Oh. Unpause. No wait. No, not unpause: Unpause— or we skip straight back to the part with you trapped inside a metal box with almost no holes in it. Wait— what metal box. Shh. No spoilers. CUT IMMEDIATELY TO: Without being able to guess that it is their dear friend and colleague SETH MEYERS in the box, the HOSTSunanimously vote to abandon the challenge and leave SETH MEYERS in a metal box to go get lunch. HEY. Oh wait— sorry— did you want lunch? YES I WANT LUNCH. We should order him something. JIMMY KIMMEL I'll make you a tuna sandwich! SETH MEYERS I DONT WANT A TUNA SANDWICH. Woah, that typo was Almost wild… GOOGLE What typo! MEANWHILE, in a fabricated flashback to the early 2000's The LEGACY CAST of GOLDEN ERA SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE wakes up on a Sunday morning after a wild party— Oh, shit, what time is it! —I'm AbLIND. In a “Tina Sandwich” OH [CENSOR BEEP] ITS SUNDAY. — MY EYES. WHAT THE [OOOOOOOOOO] HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. this never happened. Flashback, to The night before: [actually, because this is the time travel part] Two nights previously, on FRIDAY— (Drunkenly) WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW! —THERE'S STILL SO MUCH TIME BEFORE WORK! —SO MUCH TIIIIIIME! (And apparently, maybe even psychedelics, but SHH, cause it's NBC) ahem, PEACOCK. Bless you. No, its Peacock, this show is on peacock. Gazuntite. *facepalm* None the wiser, None the wiser All the eyes And all the fires Are mine, And none the wiser None the wiser All the time is light now And All the wiser All the wiser All the water fountains fly And none the wiser None the wiser— SUPA[REDACTED], a GOD, REMOVES all of her favorite artifacts from NEW YORK CITY before stroking (Leave that typo, google's three for three now) –the earth in the oncoming apocalypse, last and not least, Rockefeller Plaza. The building is violently catapulted into the heavens with everyone in it. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. You're welcome. What happened to the rock? I moved it. What happened to New York?! It's over now. What's over now! The whole thing. The planet. It's— Its all gone. Wow. That seems pretty catastrophic. It was horrific. Wait— if you moved the building with all of us in it, wouldn't we all have been pretty badly injured. Oh, you all died, like immediately. *collective gasps* Instantly. —like, as soon as I did that, but, it's fine, You're all dead now. *phew* What. I MURDERED YOU ALL AND BROUGHT YOU TO HEAVEN WITH ME; What are you DEAF. AHEM, excuse me there's still some New York leftovers I guess, somewhere in my make up Besides you know the rock and all these l fountains and statues and everything…and paintings and other cool buildings. Slightly less cool— but still cool. But what about everything— What about everything and everyone else? Everyone else also died, and I only brought back the cool stuff, And the cool people— But everything else is just pretty much—- So it's all over?! Yes. This is the end. Of that last thing. Wow. Anyway, enjoy your…whatever. I'm gonna go to Disneyland, which for the record, Is across the street. What. You're welcome. Betore: Hey man, you want to ride an elephant? What? Do you want to ride an elephant? Sure! Here— I bought your wife a saddle! The television people despise fat chicks. Or— used to— Before they realized diversity was necessary for demographics, forced representation. Now they tolerate them— And even glorify the significantly morbidly obese In exchange for advertising dollars, realizing that the people they're marketing to Are more likely morbidly obese than not. Oh, How times have changed. [The Festival Project ™] Will Ferrell is hysterically crying in the break room (during his SNL era— nevermind he is his current-day aged–he has just seen everything backwards and forwards through the infinite and everlasting cascades of time. It's been an emotional few days for Will; his friends and castmates are worried about him. Hey Will. Hey buddy. Are you… gonna be alright. He sobs.He runs away and into another room—(assumingly craft service)s, the allure of the croissants and muffin seem to temporarily soothe him, however, as he begins to relax mid-sob, a mysterious figure appears at the table. Don't worry. I'm right here! The figure eats a cupcake instead of muffins or the croissants. Will screams hysterically and cries even harder. No one seems to hear him or be around at all. (Eating a cupcake) It's okay! WILL (inconsolably, in complete hysterics) AaaaaHHHHHHHHHH. Shh, clam down . After a bout of extreme hysterics, and the figure pretty much just calmly watching his breakdown unaffected and continuing to eat the cupcake happily, Will realizes that he and this figure are the only one around—at all. This means the cascades through space and time are still not over. WILL (Still sobbing.) Relax. WILL …heh… there are cupcakes? Huh? Uh, no— I brought this myself. WILL From WHERE?! You know where. [beat] WILL …are there more. Ah? Oh yeah— WILL Can I—? No, Not here! Then why'd you—?! WILL I just told you, I brought this! (he begins crying again but softly.) The figure is still for the most part unaffected but seemingly amused by Will's upset, presumes eating another, more delicious looking cupcake, which appearing from out of nowhere— (unseen from the audience, even by Will) which baffles him into immediately stopping crying, something like a bemused toddler, as his eyes widen and his mouth falls agape in offense. WILL IS THAT ANOTHER CUPCAKE? Well, you saw me eat the first one. WILL YOU SAID THERE WERE NO MORE! I said there were no more here! Do you see any cupcakes here?! Besides this?! WILL (Becoming irate, red faced) WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?! The difference is your access to them. Damn! WILL Well let me have some of— (Eats last bite, mouth full) It's all gone. WILL (Eyes widening, then squinting in bewilderment and confusion) Do you want a muffin or croissant, though? WILL (Realizing he has no other options—) Kind of…maybe— A bagel? WILL Mmno, maybe a muffin…croissant. (He is increasingly distant and Bewildered (read: shattered) but also coming to; he moves toward the table Skream , your love/ massive, Drake Lil bitz Anybody else feel like Kendrick helped Drake get his next few girls? Like, she's probably in the 8th grade right now like “I'm his type, ya'll” and she's gonna keep that goal in mind until it becomes a reality. I think that's just how being a rockstar works sometimes. You write a hit right now, depending on how famous you are or will get, your next wife is in kindergarten while your first wife is probably at prom— and the third one is maybe even in Utero! Maybe even at the same prom as your first wife. Hey now. Crazy worlds, man. The superstar lifestyle. Anyway, wasn't I writing something less devastating? Not exactly less devastating, it is Will Ferrell crying hysterically. I think he's calmed down now. Yeah. Let's get back to that. It's almost the end of the scene. But then what happens after that? Probably nothing. I can't afford Will Ferrel for more than 5 minutes. You can't afford Will Ferrel at all! Well, his ad says the first five minutes are free. What ad?! CUT TO: Young Will Ferrel before SNL. Oh, Jesus Christ. [Business card appears to have his name misspelled horribly, but obviously he cannot afford to have them reprinted. “First five minutes free” Oh, great. You got that part right! Thank you, come again. I will not come again! We're not always superstars. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT BACK TO Blueberry— chocolate chip? WILL Um, half of each, I guess? What? WILL Well— Get it yourself then, you primadonna. He looks for a plate and plastic knife; as he does so, a third, even more delicious looking incredible cupcake has appeared again out of nowhere, to which the mysterious figure begins enjoying by the heap, mumbling with a mouth of frosting You're such a diva! *mimicking* one half “of each”… mehmehmeh… This is the most delicious cupcake anyone's ever seen— his eyes widen with a tired grief, but before becoming over upset again or irate, he takes a deep breath. And just sighs, as if to say “I hate you.” But they seem to know each other quite well. In fact, this is clearly one of those super-fucked terrifying guardian angel type dynamics where it's obvious that the guardian angel type mystery figure is very tormenting. But in a loving way. …. [beat] [beat] Haven't you wondered why you're like 58 but the rest of your cast mates are in their 20's? WILL [beat] I've always looked like this. …no, you haven't. (The muffin seems to have done its job in calming him down) WILL Trust me, I have. Flashback: a young Will Ferrell looks in the mirror— the mirror shows a present day Will Ferrell, although the teenaged Will Ferrel is obviously quite young. An exact reflection besides the age difference— Will seems neither unaffected nor worried. It's as if in the mirror, he's always seen his present day self. He sighs. End flashback. Present day, (or whenever, actually) Will Ferrell sighs to match the flashback) …maybe that's why you're special. WILL Yeah, maybe that's it. The figure finishes the cupcake and though the muffin halves have rebalanced Will's mood to almost, kind of normal, he still seems disgruntled that it wasn't cupcakes—as the figure finishes the third, most interestingly delicious looking cupcake of all of them. L E G E N D S I've got a whole poem who lives in the squat rack; I've got a dollar for ever caller who talks back, I've got a collar for every occasion I clock into It's a riddle but it's not a rhythm until I give it to em Don't wonder who I am I am space and time, And granted with the right hands, We're gonna have the right dance at the right place At the right time and so Whenever that is— see you then, Until then, I'm not holding any farts in, You feel me? I eat a lot of lentils. I write a lot of great walk on parts for artists I parted the red seas, once, I was also God, watching quite impressed with it And wondered why they called it ‘the read sea' Or the dead ‘the dead sea' As I can't see the bloodshed In the heavens, And so I give respect to the seconds I look away Which might have been a century or eleven, to them. Ah, more men and mathematics. More television friends and heavy dinners More sinners and misfits, and glitched simulations— More missed emissions, More christenings and scrimmages Remember to eat your breakfast Or it's death at a likely curfew remember to split the difference remember, we'll finish as friends As recommended by comrades I have lessons, I also have students in classes, Professors and options And doctors And mantras Barrages of cars And I can't stop talking Cause I gotta get my laundry fixed Fuck it Tina Fey hada booking.com commercial or something– Then, apparently, or maybe I really and readily finally had lost it– JImmy Fallon had a state farm commercial Like a good neighbor – Nope, i wasn't losing my mind. I promised myself i'd stop writing about the girl next door –she seemed evil–but she was acting strangely enough by doing something like brushing her teeth and reading my work from my phone that made the light switch– I didn't care what she could or couldn't do with my phone–I wasn't hiding anything. But now… It had to have all been planned. She seemed evil as fuck despite my trying to trust her… The Server…The Server… Suddenly the kitchen light switched on and it only ever flickered when I was in the middle of something important. Like the world was melting or my dimensions were shifting into parallels or something, or like I was being warned by some overseer with a remote control, but it wasn't all in my head… The plant that brought the plant My inner voice was never wrong–the problem was, however that any time my inner voice was saying anything at all about tHiSmOtHerFuCkeR– When did I acquire immediate voice recognition? So that was his voice… So who, then is the real Jimmy Fallon? There is no real JImmy Fallon. I made him up. You what. I haven't done anything to deserve this. Premonitions. Are you telling me we're dealing with another clairvoyant? On so many levels. –but none of them personal, I hope. There are oh so many… Oh. its you again. –Personal levels. You're in danger here. In New York, or just in general? On Earth. You keep telling me that. I have no reason not to trust you besides the obvious fact. You're oblivious to it! I'm not! I'm just ignoring you. Did you think about what I said? Erring on the side of obsession, no, i've dismissed almost everything you've ever told me. That's off topic. Or not. They want drama! Then they're going to have to fight for it. They're gonna start a war here. So then, I'm just another body, aren't I? Aren't I? Don't jump. Oh, if it isn't Peter Preferences. References and Letters of Recommendation Cancer in remission and admitting i'll probably never see my son again Suicide This is suicide This is suiccide This is suicide. INT. HALLMARK STORE. DAY. Welcome to Hallmark. …thanks. Can I help you find anything? No, I… After stumbling upon a Hallmark store, where the burned thank you cards from his desk are mysteriously recovered, as is, and uncharred, a hidden relic from the desk reemerges, and opens a portal to another world. I was in a very dark world when I met Patrick Kirkpatrick, but the point of the matter was, he was nobody now and maybe even nobody ever. Maybe even, nobody at all. Somebody's gonna come for you. …is this one of those things I keep to myself, or am I writing this down? What's with this? Under the surface, but by admission,I didn't know what it meant, besides the fact that Pretty white boys who were always too good for me always wore them as statement pieces or something, And you know what they say… If you can't beat ‘em. …join em. {Enter The Multiverse} I know the sound of your voice At the drop of a hat like a peck on the cheek And it still don't sound right I still don't think straight I still don't look right But somewhere in these ions, you'll find me at sunset. In a whisper, the taste of your breath Is a sound in my heart and the bloody murder In each heart murmur is getting harder fear father God, Just turn it off Just to make it sotp The man in the box –and it just God awkward. I should pluck your feathers It keeps getting harder each time your skull Hits the auburn surface of the asphalt Every summer at the hard rock Huh? But you just kept drinking And you just worked harder And after all, You're the man in the box What could all go wrong here? It's getting shorter the tears drop faster I'm getting weirder I'm a deadbeat dad And my kid's the bartard I just got a ball pit I'm a Hallmark card, but refused to sign it A dine and dash From the supper club And it's so refined I just lost my mind Cause it's just not time yet. I must have known you once before or something But any fan would say that But how am I a fan When I hated you And I hated your laugh And I hated your band –and you're not that handsome So how is this happening at all? Oh look, something random. Tell me why I'm so horrible Mr miserable mr terrible Mr opulent Mr miser mr wedding band Mr Never Happened Tell me why I'm so bad at this Mr. Wonderful Mr.Awful Mr. half at best Mr. getting faster and faster And faster and faster And faster Till it all washed up on the surface And you wash your hands of it… But the taste in your mouth is still metallic from the contrast Breaking contracts, oh, now you're fast at once and a hard match And a tough act to swallow But i'd rather die tomorrow Than stare at your casket. Now how about that shit! You're right, I lost my mind– but I want you to have it. L E G E N D S JIMMY KIMMEL [an escalating crescendo] AssaaaaagggggggggGggggghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Lol is he all thugged out yet. No not yet. (just wait) I wanna run through marina del ray I want a house in the Palisades But I Knew that 5 years ago (I knew that five years ago ) I want a shack out in Malibu Just to surf the ocean blū But I Knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago Before it all burned I hope we all learned our lessons Surf God has a sense of humor But I was the butt of the joke I want a Condo in Santa Monica Invite my friends over for Barbie volleyball Throw my whole world in the fire pit But I knew that five years ago I knew that five years ago When you realize The world is your instrument But it still hasn't earned you a cent You're still in the hole Earning back what you spent By the microincrements The city people are you as excrement But you just laugh and you sample them Play them like instruments back Perhaps flattery begs them to listen Suddenly you're visible Museum world— Exhibitions Entertainers Comedians Mice and men Interesting remix Should I even be in this language Or should I make it more intimate With melodies? I hit play on a classic And my peloton becomes the office I'm suddenly at work, God Petulance for relevance spanning generations Thank you! Still it takes enough to get it in to you As out of you Can't help t but agree to that Eyeliner! I like it thick around the freckles faces And light ashy eyelashes Over moonlike eyes You know I like it Long hair! Headliner! Why am I inside you? Better yet— Why have I died? Eyeliner, headliner I like it thick around moonlight eyes I like it Old timer, headliner— I like it thick around eyes like Zion Eyeliner, I like it Ashes You're the worst; There are circle k's and 7/11s How was my run on Broadway? Who's the pope now? I hope you choke now There are subway central's And sauces and really hard bosses to fight But I don't want to I'm in south central And I'm still with you From always to oblivion I've been moving for at least an hour But I have no power here Drop a house on me In the hills, if you will And if the winds change, There's still New York What a page turner I live at Rockefeller Plaza There's an apartment above my office There's a notebook For every love I've ever known In the oak There's a something caliber gun in my slumber I clutch with the crutches I took from the hospitals Can't hop the turnsltyle now Can't hop the turnstyle now Hahaha Who art thou, Art monster Who are you now that I care too much to notice The problem was The doves only flew up or a moment before landing on my shoulder That was awkward They were supposed to fly away TV HOST HEY!!!! HEY!!!! HEYYYYYYYY! But which host is it? All of them. All of us are running for our lives All of us are running after Carson, and Paar All of us are stars, But on polaroids not often captured Gone and then away into disaster That's the effect of the Cannon Canon cameras? James Canon?! Laugh harder ‘cause you have to! Laugh stronger cause the studio is frozen, And you want to go home now! It wasn't as fun as you thought And the set is much smaller in real life Now clap and hold for applause Big smiles Big smiles Extra points if you run miles before you show up- Now that's a shiny after thought; Not your average robot Or prototypical tourist! No! A nonconformist and Kimmel can't sing for shit, So he can just hum this verse. (Sorry, I peaked— No homo) Now, I dissect Holiday, I was sure I inspired the Broadway show But who doesn't inspire a rock opera I conspire to conspire, umpire, emperor I studies Agamemnon I wasn't really sure but the frog in my throat said Go on, go on— So I just cried and stuck in my stomach harder I don't want a SETH MEYERS I don't want a tuna sandwich! Just–take the tuna sandwich. Yeah, buddy! SETH I DON'T WANT A TUNA SANDWHICH DO I LOOK LIKE EAT TUNA TO YOU? Um. JIMMY 1 Woah, I sense hostility We can't see you— CRAIG FERGUSON And we don't know who you are, anyway. COLBERT Apparently “someone we know” JIM 1 Tsh. JIM 2 Psh. SETH ITS HOT IN THIS BOX. Ooh, hotbox. That sounds like a plan. Dispensary delivery? The move. SETH YO, Dissection numero dos; I think I know how to make those sounds I think I have that reverb I need herb Or probably a new location With no probes It's only temporary The peloton office But I want a home Me and my family aren't from here Oh, look, more purple — we just show up to rock And then go somewhere farther MEANWHILE… Forgive me father for I have— No. What? No. No. What— why? Just— no. Not you. Not today. But—I have sinned! Of course you have! But father— No. What—? Keep it to yourself. But. Excuse me. {Enter The Multiverse) —- What super hero are you supposed to be? “Malox Max”?! Hehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER No! Hehehehehehe! THE COSMIC AVENGER I'm— I'm “The Cosmic Avenger”! What are you avenging?! Montezuma's Revenge?! THE COSMIC AVENGER No— unjust—unjustice—ness. [hysterical laughter ensues] Somewhere in this world lies our story Still true, I'm unsure what it is— But the thing is, I'm sure this the one Of the fables I'm sure this the one of the songs Of the psalms Of the storied palms This is the one of the cards This sir KIMMEL! KIMMEL! KIMMEL! I'm sorry. I don't know who you are. ITS ME. JIMMY. I'm Jimmy. I KNOW YOU'RE— You're not Jimmy, I'm JIMMY. WHAT THE SNARF! What's that? I can't hear you. The tarot said to go against the grain; I was told not to write this tale, but here I am And suddenly the King has a tail, Compliments of T-Mobile, But as did the first one, The first King, of Dogblood Of first strikes And first tears And first scars, Was no king, But everything has meaning The cherishire has eyed me The spider has bitten And then, Envisionment minted I should switch to mint mobile, but knowing There's no real difference— Their all old t-mobile tower; But service with a Billionaire smile Of Blake Lively and False Idols. I don't care, I guess My mind has eyes like sun But my heart has darkness The absolutely most beautiful sunsets have Wonders on drums And numbers to call The best of cocaine on the sidewalk Was sidetracked The best of New York was Los Angeles, And vice versa I hope you took protocol into order I hope you too profound effect and affinity In profanity There's no more Infinite Fallon It Found a call To programming Wall to wall To wall of shame On Walmart Better activate that trial Before it's all gone 13 days and counting And A million ways to die in the west. SETH MCFARLENE look at me. Ah, what the fuck dog. SETH MCFARLENE Oh, so you can hear me! You fuckin schizo! I'm not a schizo I'm in the Illuminati. SETH MCFARLINE The what? The what? SETH MCFARLENE what's the password. this isn't happening right now. SETH MCFARLENE That is correct. See you on the other side, you batshit crazy SonOfABitch. What. *poof* I told you I could make you say my name. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.™

Aztecs men's basketball is RELOADED for 2025. Assistant coach JayDee Luster joins the Sons of Montezuma to talk about the wild transfer portal off season and how the MESA Foundation is making the future possible.

Welcome to the latest update on the KeotaEagles golf team, sponsored by several local businesses and state representative Helena Hayes. In this episode, coach Hill provides an in-depth overview of both the girls and boys teams, sharing exciting developments and the challenges faced during the season. Coach Hill starts with the girls' team, highlighting standout performances from Laney Swanson and Emily Conger. Despite a rough start against Sigourney, the team shows promise with steady improvements in subsequent matches. The girls prepare to tackle the challenging Montezuma course, hoping to continue their growth. Turning to the boys' team, Coach Hill discusses their journey as defending champs, the impact of graduating seniors, and the promising results from new and returning players. The boys are navigating a competitive season, facing schools like North Mahaska and Iowa Valley with impressive performances. Aside from golf, the excitement of arena football is also shared, featuring the Coralville Chaos. Listeners are encouraged to attend these thrilling events for family entertainment. Coach Hill expresses optimism for the season, proudly leading both teams into challenging yet rewarding matches.

Anna Bono: Monseñor Shao arrestado en China para impedirle asistir a las celebraciones litúrgicas de Semana Santa. Luca Volontè: Semana Santa en Nicaragua. Ortega reprime a la Iglesia. Yucatán se convierte en el estado número 22 de México en aprobar legislación proaborto. Kansas se convierte en el cuarto Estado en exigir educación sobre desarrollo prenatal en las escuelas. El P. Cantera, víctima de la sumisión de la Iglesia al gobierno de Pedro Sánchez. Jurista Utrera-Molina: “La Iglesia está renunciando a defender lo que es propio de todos los católicos”.

Francisco vestido de civil en la Basílica: una convalecencia cada vez menos custodiada. Daniele Trabucco: La verdadera paz es la justicia en la verdad. Riccardo Cascioli: La verdadera emergencia mundial es el colapso de los nacimientos; entrevista a Katalin Novak. Trump: La ideología de género es abuso infantil. Récord de bautismos de adultos en Francia; los jóvenes entre 18 y 25 años son el grupo que más crece. El arzobispo de Oviedo: «Hay una beligerancia ideológica contra la memoria cristiana del Valle»; denuncia su «resignificación».

Los reyes británicos se reúnen en visita privada con el Papa en Santa Marta El número de jóvenes católicos practicantes en Inglaterra y Gales dobla al de los jóvenes anglicanos Mons. Bätzing, presidente de la conferencia de obispos católicos en Alemania, cree que la actual ley del aborto en su país es equilibrada Vuelven los comulgatorios en EE.UU.: cada vez más iglesias instalan barandillas en torno al altar Las «monjas rosas», un siglo de adoración ininterrumpida que sostiene la fe en tiempos de crisis

Stefano Magni: Trump ofrece a Irán un acuerdo que no podrá rechazar. Luca Volontè: Un río de dinero de la UE para las ONG, mucha ideología y ninguna transparencia. En medio de yihadistas, luchas tribales y delincuencia común: "El número de cristianos está creciendo de forma astronómica en el norte de Nigeria". Alemania se está quedando sin religiosos. Bätzing admite errores de la Iglesia durante la pandemia: «Fue un gran fallo cancelar tantos oficios religiosos». Obispo líder provida se jubila por edad y es inmediatamente reemplazado por uno crítico de la prohibición de la comunión a los políticos proaborto.

Eugenio Capozzi: Los aranceles obligan a Europa a desvincularse de la globalización "china". Luca Volontè: Cientos de millones para la agenda LGBT, así utiliza la UE nuestro dinero. Luisella Scrosati: Nadie en las salas sinodales se da cuenta de la huida de los fieles.

Elisa Gestri: Siria, la masacre al final del Ramadán mientras Occidente duerme. Los ataques contra cristianos en la India se cuadruplicaron en el 2024. Stefano Fontana: La rebelión de la élite laica italiana contra los obispos supone un fracaso y muestra las contradicciones del "nuevo orden sinodal". Pew Research Center: España lidera la apostasía entre los países occidentales. Dos de cada tres sacerdotes en España dicen haber sido insultados por llevar sotana. Mons. Cordileone: para evangelizar es necesario redescubrir lo sagrado. Procedimientos de infracción de la UE contra Orban por ley anti orgullo gay. Serie animada Win or Lost de Disney primero elimina un personaje transgénero y luego inserta una oración cristiana.

Families don't have to care for a dying loved one in isolation. Hospice of Montezuma offers medical, social and emotional support to help with a loved one's end-of-life care. By Deborah Uroda.Watch this story at www.durangolocal.news/newsstories/when-your-family-needs-end-of-life-care This story is sponsored by Choice Building Supply and LOR Foundation.Support the show

China decreta que los misioneros extranjeros necesitarán invitación expresa para predicar. Revuelta en el Sínodo italiano: los laicos rechazan el documento final y fuerzan su reelaboración. Fabio Piemonte: Género y woke, las raíces del suicidio cultural de Occidente. Mons. Héctor Aguer : Frente a la disminución de sacerdotes y la caída libre en el número de seminaristas.

Anulan en Pakistán el matrimonio forzado de una joven cristiana tras 13 años de abusos Stefano Magni: China pone a prueba los nervios de Taiwán y sondea las intenciones de Trump Parlamento Europeo recomienda X en el documento de identidad para "no binarios". Stephen P. White: Familias más fuertes; sacerdotes más fuertes. Benigno Blanco critica la falta de garantías procesales en la sentencia eclesiástica contra el exprofesor de Gaztelueta.

Anna Bono: Grupo de cristianos en peregrinación atacados por fundamentalistas hindúes en India. Stefano Fontana: La potestad de Cristo, el gran llamamiento de san Juan Pablo II. Daniele Ciacci: Todos somos Miyazaki; el último chat de GPT replica al maestro japonés. Reino Unido: Niño suspendido por homofobia. Arzobispo de Santiago de Chile dice estar muy dolido por el desplome del porcentaje de jóvenes chilenos que dicen ser católicos. Capellanía universitaria en Reino Unido renace gracias a la adoración eucarística: el milagro silencioso del padre Wharton.

Luca Volontè: Le Pen condenada para sacarla de la carrera presidencial francesa. La Beata María del Monte Carmelo será la primera venezolana en ser canonizada. Nico Spuntoni: Curación inexplicable atribuida al Cardenal George Pell. El obispo de Lourdes ordena cubrir los mosaicos de Rupnik en la basílica del Rosario. Mons. Héctor Aguer: La decadencia de la Iglesia y el pontificado de Francisco. Trump firma una orden ejecutiva que restaurará monumentos y estatuas como las de Colón.

Anna Bono: Dos cristianos arrestados en China por pertenecer a comunidades religiosas no controladas por el gobierno. La población en Gaza señala a Hamás como corresponsable junto a Israel del genocidio que sufre. Stefano Magni: Expulsión de bandas venezolanas, enfrentamiento entre Trump y jueces. Estados Unidos denuncia ideología de género en la ONU. 22 países condenan ley húngara que prohíbe espectáculos que puedan dañar a menores como desfiles del orgullo gay. Distrito escolar canadiense prohíbe exhibición de banderas LGBT, pero da marcha atrás tras protestas de activistas. Diez estados han presentado proyectos de ley para clasificar el aborto como asesinato. Uruguay se dispone a legalizar la eutanasia.

Roma celebra el legado de la Madre Angélica 9 años después de su muerte: “Nada la pudo callar”. Aurelio Porfirio: Si la misa es descuidada, también la fe flaquea. John Grondelski: Restaurar el Día del Señor. Fabio Piemonte: Los mártires de Vendée asesinados en nombre de la diosa Razón.

Hace 9 años falleció nuestra querida Madre Angélica, fundadora de EWTN. Tommaso Scandroglio: La doctrina eludida: Fernández se abre al “cambio” de sexo. Terapias reparativas ante la Corte Suprema. La Compañía de Jesús ofrece un proceso de reparación a las presuntas víctimas de Rupnik. Luisella Scrosati: Traditionis Custodes, el fundamento del derecho en el ordenamiento de la razón o el absolutismo.

Atacan brutalmente a un cristiano en Pakistán por negarse a convertirse al Islam; el agresor es su supervisor en la fábrica donde trabaja. Se pospone la visita de Rey Carlos III al Papa. Vaticano publica guía para actividades provida diocesanas en el 30º aniversario de Evangelium Vitae. George Weigel: El próximo Papa debe defender el Evangelio. Gaetano Masciullo: Para ayudar a los pobres, la Iglesia necesita a los ricos, no a los pauperistas. Planned Parenthood, la organización sin fines de lucro con suelos millonarios para sus ejecutivos. Trump congela la financiación pública de las filiales de Planned Parenthood; investigará la venta de órganos de bebés abortados.

Nigeria sigue siendo el lugar más peligroso del mundo para ser sacerdote; otros dos sacerdotes han sido secuestrados el pasado fin de semana. Doctor que trató al Papa: Él sabía que corría el riesgo de morir. Stefano Fontana: Evangelium vitae, 30 años después, con un discurso eclesial relativista, no hay nada que celebrar. Paolo Gulisano: Flannery O'Connor, una pluma moldeada por la gracia. Nueva presidenta del Comité Olímpico expresa serias dudas sobre participación de personas transgénero en competiciones femeninas Misisipi y Dakota del Sur aprueban leyes que restringen el acceso de transexuales a espacios femeninos. La Blancanieves «woke» tropieza en taquilla y marca un nuevo hito en la decadencia de Disney.

We sit down with Pete Gelber of Barrington Dairy to discuss his opinions and passion for dairy genetics as we learn more about his 13,500 cow dairy located in Montezuma, Georgia. Pete shares his unique journey from growing up in the Bronx to running a large-scale dairy operation. He discusses the evolution of his farm, the value of genetics, and the impact of genomic testing on his herd's performance. Pete also offers an in-depth look into his breeding philosophy and how he has used technology and strategic partnerships to enhance productivity and profitability. This is a conversation you don't want to miss as we explore how genetics can lead to remarkable growth and profitability.00:00 Introduction and Welcome00:33 Pete's Journey into Dairy Farming02:07 Growth and Expansion of the Dairy Business03:19 Partnerships and Employee Contributions05:10 Current Operations and Farm Landscape06:09 Genetics and Breeding Strategies09:07 Impact of Genomic Testing15:23 Breeding Philosophy and Future Goals27:39 Reflections and Future Plans29:11 Conclusion 

Join us for an exciting pre-game basketball showdown as we feature Scotty Melvin discussing match-ups and predictions. We delve into the anticipated face-off between Central Lee and West Burlington, exploring how Central Lee aims to climb the ranks with strong performances. Our discussion also covers intriguing match-ups like Mid-Prairie hosting Mediapolis, where Mid-Prairie emerges as a potential dark horse with their impressive form so far. Additionally, we highlight high-stakes games such as Waco's challenging encounter with Holy Trinity and the thrilling Montezuma vs. Sigourney game, both promising intense action as teams fight for playoff success.

Jeff Stanfield and Andy Shaver are back in the studio with plenty of stories to tell after a whirlwind of a week. From a few days in Mexico to getting stranded en route to NWTF—and Jeff battling a nasty case of Montezuma's revenge along the way—there's no shortage of chaos and laughs in this episode.

Fe hecha canción es el programa de EWTN Radio Católica Mundial que promociona la música de los grupos y cantantes católicos del mundo hispano. Desde el Estudio 3 de Radio Católica Mundial, Douglas Archer comparte con ustedes una hora cargada de canciones, incluyendo las últimas novedades y estrenos, y de vez en cuando con algún invitado que canta o toca en directo.

The Sigourney Savages kicked off their high school basketball playoffs with a strong victory against HLV, ending the game 56-41. Coach Eslick shares his insights on the game, highlighting the team's excellent start, which saw a 10-0 lead early on, and exceptional defensive plays throughout. Despite some challenges, the Savages maintained their lead, with standout performances from Isaac Bruns and John Berg, among others. Looking forward, the team prepares to face Montezuma in the next round. Coach Eslick emphasizes the importance of minimizing turnovers and improving perimeter shooting as they advance against tougher competitors. With a focus on team growth and maintaining momentum, the young Sigourney team is set for an exciting tournament journey.

Sanctuary Founder Floss Blackburn hopes the move will help it better serve both Montezuma and La Plata Counties. By Connor Shreve.Watch this story at www.durangolocal.news/newsstories/denkai-animal-sanctuary-opens-in-durango This story is sponsored by Kroegers Ace Hardware and Happy Pappy's Pizza and Wings.Support the show

Join us as we delve into an exciting episode featuring Coach Islick of the Sigourney Savages. In a high-stakes match against Iowa Valley, the team demonstrated resilience and skill to secure a significant victory. Coach Islick shares insights into the challenges posed by formidable opponents like Caleb Houck and discusses the team's determination to succeed despite setbacks, including player illnesses. The future looks bright with John Berg leading in offensive rebounds and the JV team finishing an undefeated season under Coach Trumbull's guidance. The discussion touches on standout players from both varsity and junior varsity teams, shedding light on developing talents like Jordan Tremmel and Isaac Brun's remarkable achievements. As the Sigourney Savages prepare for the playoffs, Coach Islick emphasizes the importance of teamwork and strategy in overcoming competitors like Montezuma and North Mahaska. With key players recovering, the coach remains optimistic about their playoff aspirations. Tune in to learn about the factors contributing to their successful season and what lies ahead for this promising team.

Join us at a vibrant Sigourney, Iowa, where the local basketball scene is abuzz with excitement. Round Guy Radio covers an exhilarating JV matchup between the Sigourney Savages and the Centerville Big Red. Witness the home crowd's passion as Sigourney defends their unbeaten streak. In a candid interview, Coach Islick discusses the challenges ahead, including a tough upcoming match against HLV, and potential showdowns with Montezuma and BGM. Highlighting standout players like Brady Bolton from Montezuma and Sigourney's own John Burke, Coach Islick shares insights on their unique playing styles and game strategies. The episode captures the action-packed game, featuring commentary on every thrilling play, standout moments from stars like Hunter Sellers and Landon Fish, and what it takes to maintain a winning record. Don't miss this in-depth coverage of high school basketball's dynamic drama and sportsmanship!

Download Episode 1017 – We are officially back in action and it’s time to chat MAGFest with some friends on our 12th anniversary!The show kicks off with Pernell Vaughan, Chris Taylor, Andy Sperry, Bri Galgano, and Aki all on hand to welcome Scott Wells of Peribang Records and Grant “Stemage” Henry to the show, with Ian “Doc_Havok” Griffin showing up later on! We chat about Andy’s first MAGFest, his experiences of watching Lonely Island videos with Powerglove at 3am, and tons more. Grant also talks about the differences in performing between the main stage and the new XP Stage at MAGFest and Scott talks about the differences to VGM Con, which is coming up in April! All that plus a ton of catch-up reviews!0:00 - Intro/Chatter1:17:07 - NINJA GAIDEN 2 Black - KOEI TECMO GAMES (Pernell)1:30:50 - SYNDUALITY: Echo of Ada - Bandai Namco Entertainment (Aki)1:45:27 - Orcs Must Die! Deathrap - Robot Entertainment (Andy & Bri)1:54:28 - Blade Chimera - Team Ladybug, Playism, WSS playground (Pernell)2:04:34 - Dragon Takers - VANGUARD, KECMO (Chris)2:20:54 - Cuisineer - BattleBrew Productions, XSEED (Aki)2:32:28 - Professor Doctor Jetpack - Roflcopter Ink (Bri)2:39:14 - FOUNTAINS - John Pywell (Andy)2:51:34 - Montezuma’s Revenge - Mission Critical Studios, Handcrafted Mythical Games, eastasiasoft (Pernell)3:00:36 - Don’t let him in - Dolores Entertainment (Bri)3:04:56 - Dance of Cards - GoodMorningMrFrog, Pineapple Works (Aki & Pernell)The show ends with a smorgasboard of weird stuff we’ve got lying around that we mentioned. We’ve got some SPLUNK! goodness from posu yan, a GI Joe “remix” from Beatdrop, and the full and uncut norg/Amiga speech to text intro!3:20:57 - Various Artists - Ending Craphttps://www.koeitecmoamerica.com/https://www.bandainamcoent.com/https://robotentertainment.com/https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=Team%20Ladybughttps://whysoserious.jp/https://playism.com/https://www.kemco.game/https://www.battle-brew.com/https://marvelous-usa.com/https://www.roflcopter.ink/https://linktr.ee/fountainsgamehttps://handcraftedmysticalgames.com/https://www.eastasiasoft.com/https://doloresentertainment.com/https://itch.io/profile/goodmorningmrfroghttps://pineapple.works/https://www.keymailer.co/https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-sml-podcast/id826998112https://open.spotify.com/show/6KQpzHeLsoyVy6Ln2ebNwKhttps://terraplayer.com/shows/the-sml-podcasthttps://bsky.app/profile/thesmlpodcast.comhttps://www.facebook.com/theSMLpodcast/https://thesmlpodcast-shop.fourthwall.com/ALL REVIEWED GAMES HAVE BEEN PROVIDED FOR FREE FOR THE PURPOSE OF ANY COVERAGE ON THE SHOW

This week we (yet again) discuss the Switch 2, Xbox games on PS5, Sony's new CEO, and some great new games! The team is back together discussing video games and doing our best to make smiles for miles. Subscribe and rate us via iTunes Subscribe on: Amazon Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, Stitcher Radio, iHeartRadio DISCORD LINK Watch us on TWITCH! RSS feed: http://sidequesting.podbean.com/feed Hosts: Dali, J.J., Zach, Taylor, Sam, Tom, Jonny With Special Guest: No one! SIDEQUESTING PATREON EXECUTIVES: Tom Johnson, Punkdefied SIDEQUESTING PATREON PRODUCERS: Stefan Swandlund, Zero the Prototype, Exageneus, Jeff Grubb NEWS: Here it is: Nintendo officially reveals Switch 2 Multiversus is ending Forza Horizon 5 and more Xbox games coming to PlayStation 5 WHAT WE'RE ENJOYING  Assetto Corsa EVO (hot take) UFO 50 Stacklands Star Wars: Jedi Power Battles (review) Gimmick! 2 (review) Hello Kitty Island Adventure Deluxe (review) Montezuma's Revenge The 40th Anniversary Edition (review) Review & Preview products supplied by publishers SnackQuesting: Coffee Music Intro: Professor Kliq – Bust This Bust That Music Outro: N.I.M. – Choice Comments? Questions? Email us at: sidequesting @ gmail.com Image courtesy: Sunblink

Join us in this episode of Bigfoot Society as we speak with Burton, a resident from a small town in Western New York, who recounts a spine-chilling encounter near the Montezuma National Wildlife Refuge. He shares a gripping story about a late-night experience with his blind and diabetic yellow lab, Marley, who startlingly sensed an unusual large silhouette in the dark, breathing heavily. Tune in for an in-depth discussion about this eerie incident and other mysterious signs from the woods.If you've had similar encounters or experiences, please reach out to bigfootsociety@gmail.com. Your story could be the next one we feature!

Welcome to the New Year with your not-so-new Brothers in Arms! Tonight we declare we have no Friends from France, artful interludes, and google docs for the win, not the vid, wait who's on first, you may think it's love but it's snot, chick chicky boom, super blessed, hooked on a feeling, a warm handshake over, a nose swabba, I'm not positive I'm positive, what's your primary complaint today?, double dragon - from both ends, Montezuma's Revenge, witches and werewolves and vampires Oh my, ate my 12 grapes at midnight, winter in the desert, i can do that, my ‘go far' shoes, the seating was garbage, but yeah no, not that kind of cello, sir that's jazz hands not zesting, finished the keester, I need a shower, Chunk is in the chat, the little basket, the other answer is mew mew, machete, and a couple of Dad jokes to round us out. All this with a little tappy tappy in the background on this week's episode of Brothers in Arms!   Where you can reach us: YouTube: BrothersinArmsPodcast Instagram: Yourbrothersinarmspodcast Twitter: @YourBIAPodcast Gmail: yourbrothersinarmspodcast@gmail.com Twitch: Twitch.tv/brothersinarmspodcast (schedule varies due to life) Website: https://brothersinarms.podbean.com