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A podcast hosted by Danny Wiser and Ty McGowen where we power rank the things that you care least about. Find us on Spotify, Apple or wherever you listen to pods!

The Rank Kings Podcast


    • Jun 20, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 34m AVG DURATION
    • 259 EPISODES

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    The The Rank Kings podcast is an absolute gem in the world of entertainment podcasts. With its unique concept and charismatic hosts, it hooks listeners right from the start. As someone who loves rating things, I found myself instantly drawn to this show and I cannot stop listening to it. The chemistry between the hosts is fantastic, as they banter and bicker like old friends, creating a delightful dynamic that keeps the conversations engaging and entertaining.

    One of the best aspects of The Rank Kings podcast is the wide variety of topics covered. From trivia to random subjects, each episode brings something new to the table, making sure there's never a dull moment. The hosts bring their own perspectives and thoughts to every list they create, resulting in well-thought-out analysis that keeps listeners intrigued. It's impressive how they manage to turn seemingly mundane topics into fascinating discussions that leave you wanting more.

    Moreover, the hosts' snooty demeanor adds an extra layer of charm to the show's overall appeal. Reminiscent of characters like Frasier and Niles Crane, their sophisticated attitudes inject humor and personality into each episode. It's refreshing to have hosts who don't take themselves too seriously while still providing insightful commentary on various subjects. This mix of wit and intellect makes The Rank Kings podcast an absolute must-listen for anyone seeking a lighthearted yet thought-provoking show.

    However, like any podcast, there may be some downsides worth mentioning about The Rank Kings. While the bantering between the hosts is usually enjoyable, there may be instances where it veers into excessive tangents or inside jokes that might alienate some listeners. Additionally, although the range of topics covered is broad, personal preferences can come into play when it comes to interest levels. Some episodes may resonate more with certain individuals than others depending on their specific tastes.

    In conclusion, The Rank Kings podcast stands out as a brilliantly executed idea that provides hours of entertainment. With its captivating hosts, diverse topics, and well-crafted analysis, it consistently delivers an enjoyable and engaging listening experience. Whether you're a fan of trivia, random discussions, or simply love hearing charismatic hosts bicker like old friends, this podcast is sure to become a favorite in your rotation. Don't miss out on the delightful world of The Rank Kings podcast!



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    246. Childhood Toys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 106:00


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite toys from our childhood. Join the Discord, it's free!Join the Patreon, it's not!

    245. Get Me to God's Country

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 96:02


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we rank what we think is God's Country, you know, that trend that happened a couple of months ago and now we're just getting to it.Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    244. Fandoms We Hate To Be Apart Of

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 123:39


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank the worst fandoms that we unfortunately are apart of!Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    243. Mission Impossible Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 141:46


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we take on the impossible mission of ranking all the MI movies!Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    242. Best Albums of all Time

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 116:09


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our all time favorite albums with musical expert Tobin Hodges!Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    241. SNL Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 64:35


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we get a BIG return to the pod and we draft our dream SNL cast!Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    240. Celebrity Products

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 69:09


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite celebrity products, from vagina candles, to goggles, to weed inspired chew toys, we cover them all.Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    239. Superpowers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 94:32


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank superpowers and find out just how selfish and un-heroic we would be!Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    238. G.O.A.T.s

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 62:37


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our all time GOATs and what a GOAT actually is, with problematic guest Brian Gill.Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    237. Best Movie of the Decades

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 117:11


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank the best movie of every decade from 1930-2020 with King of Hollywood, Batman Shane.Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    236. All-Time MLB Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 108:06


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we draft our all-time MLB team with friend of the pod Kyle Bandujo the resident crime king. Check out Movies With Balls here!Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    235. Vending Machine Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 66:46


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we draft our favorite vending machine items. Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    234. Jukebox Songs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 55:43


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite Jukebox songs and Ty does a bit that might make Danny walk away from podcasting forever.Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    233. Things Abby Sue Gets to do For the First Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 89:15


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we do a tribute to our co-host Ellen's daughter Abby Sue when we rank the things she gets to do for the first time that we are jealous of. Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    232. 2024 Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 185:25


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite movies of 2024 with our friend Marcie Dale of Movie Mixtape fame. Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    231. The Rankies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 80:34


    Join us for the best awards show in the business. The 5th Annual Rankies!Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not.

    230. All-Time Oscars

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 118:31


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we create the greatest Oscars show of all time and nominate who we think are the three best nominees in each category with America's sweetheart, Kev!Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    229. Celebrities That Are Definitely Aliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 140:04


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we rank the celebrities we think are most likely out of this world, literally. We are joined by undercover MIB agent Meg Webber to find out if everyone is who they say they are.Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not!

    228. Rom-Com Generator

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 108:20


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we create and pitch a Rom-Com with our Hollywood insider, Batman Shane.Join our Discord, it's free!Join our Patreon, it's not.

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    227. Tailgating Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 101:50


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our best tailgate and Brian and Danny attempt to act like everything is fine in the wake of the Luka trade. Join the Discord, it's free! Join the Patreon, it's not!

    226. 2024 Albums

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 97:29


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite albums of 2024 with our residential music expert, Tobin Hodges. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    225. Pixar Shorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 78:01


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite Pixar shorts with chaos creator Megan Spell! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    224. Fictional Grandparents

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 116:14


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we rank our favorite fictional grandparents with the self proclaimed grandma energy Queen, Beks! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    223. Batman Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2025 149:14


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank the best live action (and Lego) Batman movies of all time with the world's leading expert, Batman Shane! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    222. Most Anticipated 2025

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 116:13


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our most anticipated things for the coming year with our dear friend Marcie, and discover her lunch box obsession. Check out Marcie's great podcast The Movie Mixtape! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    Patreon Preview: The Santa Clause

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 79:51


    Happy Holidays to everyone who listens! We want you to see what's going on in our Patreon so here's a free episode! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    221. Home Alone Traps

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 52:49


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we try to channel the bloodthirsty mind of Kevin McCallister and create our own Home Alone traps. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    220. Winter Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 71:34


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite winter movies. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    219. Weird Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 96:57


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite weird sports and get fully disgusted by toe wrestling. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    218. Book Characters

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2024 78:15


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite book characters and put Ty through torture with a lot of high fantasy talk. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    217. Touchdown Celebrations

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 78:06


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we rank touchdown celebrations because what's better than a bunch of fat guys dancing? Nothing. Join the ⁠Discord⁠, it's free! Join the ⁠Patreon⁠, it's not!

    216. Movies Without Sequels

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 72:33


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we rank our favorite movies that don't have a sequel, reboot, or remake and so many more arbitrary rules. And find out what Bravo Vision is and the serious condition it inflicts on many Americans everyday. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    215. Dumb Laws

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 72:43


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank the dumbest laws that have ever existed, including multiple laws against onions and sex. Join the Discord, it's free! Join the Patreon, it's not!

    214. Favorite TV Meme

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 136:01


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we go through our favorite TV shows of different categories and possibly ruin our friendships. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    213. Draft a Horror Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 73:43


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we attempt to draft and build our own haunted house but it just turned into us creating our own horror movies. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    212. Canadians

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 84:13


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank our favorite people from our neighbors up north. Grab your Tim Hortons and kick back, eh. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    211. Dance Scenes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 112:41


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we rank our favorite dance scenes and probably break the record on how much a podcast can talk about Step Up 2 The Streets! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    210. Creating Minor League Baseball Teams

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 74:38


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank the minor league baseball teams we want to create. Yes, it gets very weird. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    209. 200th Episode (Kind Of)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 108:08


    Come celebrate the Rank Kings' 200th episode (a little late) as we look back and rank our favorite episodes of our dumb little show! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

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    208. Sports Movies Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 73:47


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we draft our favorite sports movies and let you decide who wins. Go hop on the Discord to vote for your winner! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    207. Fun Facts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 89:09


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings as we rank our fun facts that might gross you out or leave you in an existential crisis. Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    206. Movies with a Muppet Cast

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2024 99:13


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we rank the movies we would most want to see with a Muppet cast! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    205. The Sorting Hat

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 69:59


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we put the sorting hat on different fictional characters and decide what house they will be in. Join our ⁠Discord⁠, it's free! Join our ⁠Patreon⁠, it's not!

    204. Harry Potter FanFic Generator

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 80:23


    Come hang out with the Rank Kings this week as we all try and write the best HP fanfic we can with what the generator gives us, and to pick a winner, our fanfic expert, Megan Spell! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    203. Harry Potter AMA & Trivia

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2024 97:40


    Join us as we answer your Harry Potter questions, and we find out once for all who is the true Rank King of Harry Potter Trivia! Follow us on Instagram! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    202. Harry Potter Fanfic

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 89:18


    Hang out with us and our guest Megan Spell as we talk about and introduce Danny to Harry Potter fanfic! Follow us on Instagram! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    201. Room of Requirement

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 85:30


    Welcome to ExpelliAugust 2024! This week we're ranking Room of Requirement items and transformations with Kyle Bandujo from Big Screen Sports! Buy Kyle's book, Movies With Balls, or else! Follow us on Instagram! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    200. Anti-Heroes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 78:56


    Join us for how (somehow) 200th episode as we rank our favorite Anti-Heroes in preparation for the new Deadpool vs Wolverine movie! Follow us on Instagram! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    199. Summer Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 176:38


    Join us and our pal Juice as we talk about our favorite moments and events from the Summer Olympics! Follow us on Instagram! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    198. Fiction Books

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 180:33


    Hang out with us and our pals Callee and Alex Hochstetler as we talk about our favorite fiction books! Follow us on Instagram! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

    197. Favorite Drinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 115:08


    Hang out with us and Shane from Two Drink Maximum as we listen to what the beans have to tell us about our favorite drinks! Follow us on Instagram! Join our Discord, it's free! Join our Patreon, it's not!

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