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Three white dudes giving out opinions no one asked for. Between the three of them: Colin, Mike, and Stevie, they have at least 200 years of professional Apple tech support experience.

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    • May 20, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Institutional Coldness

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 50:01


    John, Stephen, and Mike just talk Apple: iMac, iPad, AppleTV, AirTag, and Epic’s court case. Mailing an AirTag video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zpK-GBOz9A&t=6s

    V-12 F-1250

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 47:12


    Eli, Stephen, and Mike seamlessly flit between blockchain, solar power, computer power supplies, and Bitcoin. 

    Natural Nip Length

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2021 50:20


    John, Eli, and Mike talk graphics cards, frame rates, and VR headsets.

    Hardly Daverson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 60:31


    Coming out of a serious hiatus with a 5-man show. Eli joins John, James, Stephen, and Mike to talk YouTube, cars, TVs, and video games.

    It’s Not Always Fair Like That

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2020 49:41


    Stephen and Mike talk a lot of Apple stuff and Mike totally whiffs the show notes. 

    Just Tryin’ to Get More Clown Outfits Out There

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 50:07


    John and Mike talk about, and ONLY about, games and the App Store. XCloud, Fortnite/Epic, and their battles with Apple. That’s it.  Nothing else. For almost an hour. 

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    Emergency TV

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 46:29


    John, Stephen, and Mike kick it off with some light headphone banter, move onto new iMacs and more Work from Home equipment opinions...all your favorite topics. Oh, and scrambled porn. Recommended: Succession, Doom Patrol, YouTube Not Recommended: Brave New World

    A Definite Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 51:02


    John, Stephen and Mike talk bulk Mac packaging and managing, the business of drugs, how Netflix was, Mike’s dumb AppleID issue, and being down with PPP.

    A Mat with Fidgety Stuff on It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 48:21


    Stephen and Mike talk the same old mostly-Apple stuff: the “Big Twitter Hack,” selling old MacBooks, phone sizes, in-box charging equipment, working from home forever, deploying Macs, and Hamilton.

    Oh God, Not Facebook

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 47:28


    As we face the insignificance of our established subject matter... John, Stephen, and Mike talk about WWDC, what it will bring and what it will be like, changing podcast apps and Apples rejection of hey.com from the App Store.

    Hot Hot in the Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2020 59:47


    Editor’s note: recorded May 28th, not ignoring the state of the world since then. #BlackLivesMatter Stephen, John, and Mike talk unlocking your phone with a mask on, iPad Pro 2018 vs. 2020, Android vs. iOS, and some media picks.

    Only the Algorithm Knows

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 56:00


    James, Stephen, and Mike get too hot to handle talking about Zoom, iPad Magic Keyboard, and Stevie’s favorite pastimes: unlocking phones with AT&T.

    Kodi and the Ponybros

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 49:41


    John, James, Steven, and Mike talk Google Meats; disabled, subpar startup chimes; magical keyboards; and speccing a MacBook Pro or iMac.        https://www.amazon.com/PONYBRO-Wireless-Keyboard-Raspberry-Notebooks/dp/B07VR5Y39T   65scribe - YouTube

    Especially in China

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 58:28


    Using iPads as laptops, schooling in shutdown, ‘Snack Masks,’ Nintendo Labo, and Apple Profile Manager

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    Maybe We Were Misheard on the Revolution We Wanted

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 47:31


    Macs in the virtual workplace, Atlanta beltline talk, tigers, webcams, M.A.S.K., and desk mats. https://satechi.net/products/eco-leather-deskmate

    Nits on Nits

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 43:21


    John, James, and Mike talk about new Apple stuff, but keep coming back to the larger context into which that stuff was released.

    Special Nose Paper

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 46:30


    James, Stephen, and Mike go super-deep (too deep) on iPad multitasking, covering pandemics, malware, Chrome, and browser tabs along the way.

    It Knows We’re Talking About It

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 47:18


    Mike and John talk Apple Maps, the Great Services Push, Apple TV+ show reviews, and streaming services

    Boners Every Direction

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 46:36


    John, Stephen, and Mike talk mostly iPads and calendars. Absolutely no liquid gets spilled during the making of this episode. 

    Quakin’ Me Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 37:16


    James, Stephen, and Mike offer a lot of nostalgic reminiscence about working at the Apple Store and only a little disparaging of religious sects that they know nothing about. Family Room Hitler: https://youtu.be/4WJr4u1rLzM

    It’s All Great Until You Forget Your Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2020 52:00


    John and Mike talk Tetris, encryption, forgetting your Apple Watch, talking to Google and managing devices at school.

    Are You Not Using Your Watch?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2020 28:25


    Stephen and Mike do a tight 30 with some game-talk catching up, and all new talk of 5G, cellular service on Apple Watch, iMessage, and governments breaking into the iPhones of terrorists.

    Even if You Have the Mental Capacity, You Don’t Have the Resolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 64:11


    John and Mike go on and on (and on) about games. Thrilling.

    It’s a Lot Faster Than Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 49:30


    Just Stephen and Mike (and Mike sounds like crap) talking Apple with a hint of Sonos and Tesla.

    You Just Paint That as Everyone Else’s S**t

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2019 48:23


    James “Boogie” Wallace joins Stephen, John, and Mike to discuss one, and only one thing: The Talk Show with John Gruber: ‘Maximally Thin,’ with Special Guest Casey Johnston. https://daringfireball.net/thetalkshow/2019/11/19/ep-269

    A Self-Solving Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 70:03


    The whole gang turns out to talk ticket prices, AirPods Pro, John’s router: https://www.netgear.com/home/products/networking/wifi-routers/R8000P.aspx , Steve’s vision: https://soundcloud.com/thenextweb2/steve-jobs-talk-1983-center , and General Magic: https://www.generalmagicthemovie.com

    It Picks Up Boats Sometimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 43:50


    A tight 44 minutes with Colin, Stephen, and Mike talking everything from earthquakes to exercise, AT&T to craigslist.

    There’s Always a Place Between Two Holes That’d Be Perfect

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 64:41


    Stevie and Mike. All in on new glass+steel rectangles. 

    What Do They Cost the Second Time?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 64:41


    Colin, John, and Mike go Stevie-level deep on Apple— Without Stevie!

    Some Restaurant That Had a Woman’s Name in Little Rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 59:31


    Four dudes, mostly Apple

    Are You a Cop?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 55:22


    Siri, Heme, Hige, Dank Memes, Crotchety Old Men, and Rock'n'Roll shirt sizes.

    Italian Snakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 48:35


    John, Colin, Stevie and Mike talk about beer, Italian heritage, near beer, iOS security, Square Cash card, B keys, pepperoni, and more!

    I'm Gonna Be Seen as the Worst Person in the Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 61:32


    Not much Apple talk this week, but the Democratic primary field gets thinned to just three lucky winners. Also Mexican/Tex-Mex food; Gatlinburg, Tennessee; and board games.

    Relocated Items

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 54:50


    Stevie, John and Mike talk about some guy named Russ and a bunch of Apple stuff.   This Episode of The Thing Is is brought to you by Zeal. Zeal: I Just Made it Worse!

    Your Equilibrium Doesn’t Know How to Orientate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 55:00


    The first ever episode of The Thing Is without Stevie, and it starts without Mike: Colin and John talk Rock’n’roll and Public enthusiasm; Mike joins to talk MacBooks, the environment, Space History, and Ric Flair fighting sharks.

    I’m Procreating Right Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 62:10


    More China (really just griping about air travel), new MacBooks, Jony’s departure, Ghostbusters pinball, beta OSes, and Stevie’s unreceived new old camera.

    Fighting the Fattest Cop

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 49:20


    We hit some listener favorites like storage and the woes of corporate IT culture, Mike talks about getting to China with exceptionally bad audio and Colin makes a surprise appearance at the end.

    Super Boner Jamz 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2019 47:28


    Follow-up on Colin’s iMac situation, media formats, digging in deep(er) on iMac storage, Sam Elliot, the dark underbelly of the Jetsons and looong flights.

    Girl, You Need to Flip That Switch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2019 68:31


    A long one, really deep on WWDC. No non-Apple talk here. Colin was sick and John was available.

    Timid, Self-Driving *bleep*

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 49:29


    Fusion Drives, Android Phones, China, Facial Hair, and lots of Bleeps

    God’s Got a Lot of People Trying to Impress Him; You Gotta Stand Out Somehow

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2019 41:22


    Talking about the Panic Playdate, lawn maintenance, and pinning money to one's shirt on a birthday

    The Secret Campus Where They Do Their Hardware Horseshit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 58:02


    Apple, Vegas, Margaritas, and Siri

    Cybernetic Mesh

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 51:56


    A lot of Apple, just a little mayonnaise, Vegas, parenting, and more mayonnaise.

    Force Quitting Apps is Connected to Nazis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 37:10


    Elevators, New York City, the plague of force quitting apps, bedbugs, and TV commercials

    Horribly Monotonous, Boring Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2019 64:44


    iOS apps moving to the Mac, Apple's new services, and Stevie's podcast habits. Colin's reverse pick: Pet Semetary Stevies picks: Do By Friday and Roderick on the Line

    Pump It Out of the Hole Instead of Shoveling It

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 40:01


    Bees, Eyes, Scripting, old iPads, new Mac Pros, and holes, both shit- and black-

    Super Volcanoes Don't Give a Sh*t

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2018 57:37


    Mike, Stephen, and Colin talk about jobs, Macs, Macs at jobs, Macs at schools, dads and iPads, software update and Apple Music gripes,  nuclear annihilation segueing very abruptly into talk about a $90 iMac stand/dock thingy, Texas pro-Israel law, Georgia earthquakes, something subduction zones, Supervolcanoes, Yellowstone, visits to Austin, and road trips.

    Deep and Nerdy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2018 41:39


    In a real change of content, Colin joins Mike and Stevie and they talk about having a podcast, what little Mike knows about allergy shots, doctors and the relationships with them, the Sentinelese, vermin infestations, artisanal bindles, the Rat King, homeownership, pizza rolls, and a glimpse behind the scenes of our new artwork!

    More Chaotic and Less Controlled

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 61:35


    Apple ID passwords, complaints about the new iPad Pro, Stevie goes really deep on some smart HDMI switch, AppleTV vs. Roku, right to repair advocation.

    Don't Be a Fool!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 71:55


    Stevie’s new watch, details of semiconductor design, sleep tracking, waking up, Stevie’s iPad situation and general financial responsibility, Stevie’s mass storage addiction, AirPod battery life (dirty little secret), and a great big cliffhanger ending! Recommendation: Stephen: The Patriot Season 2 (TV-Amazon)

    I'm Freaking Out Right Now!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2018 74:23


    New Macs Mini, Las Vegas, new MacBooks Air, no new Airpods, vintage Apple device repair, new iPads Pro: Will Stephen get one (hint: yes) & Mike blows open a (soon to be) giant scandal—the price of the iPad Pro 10.5”, Lightning vs. USB-C, iPhone XR and battery life, pop socket fever!

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