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Our editor, Josh Wilson, joins us in front of the mics to talk Don't Think Twice (2016). This one took on a different tone from our usual fare and we ended up talking a fair bit about improv/comedy philosophy, and what the industry will look like post-pandemic.  We still made sequels, one that basically corrects where the first one went astray, one that magnifies the original, and one that shows what really happened next! Original Art by: Kira Redzinak Edited by: Josh Wilson

It's Chris' birthday and to celebrate, he wanted to tackle Columbo!  We welcome back Leo Obregon (Waffle Junkies) and change format slightly.  Rather than three different pitches, we each wrote part of a larger Columbo story with minimal consulting.  Will they work together and tell a cohesive story?  Listen in to find out! Original art by Kira Redzinak Edited by Josh Wilson

In a change of pace, we're making our own Original Animal Pun Movies!   Join us as we get super silly with Nina Kern (White Collars, Red Hands), Nate Mount, and Matt Lamson (Chris & Matt).  What craziness is involved with titles like Beast Infection, RhiNO You Didn't, St. Bernard, and Hurricranes?  Listen in to find out! Original Art By Kira Redzinak

Relax with our most rambling, half baked idea yet, Half Baked(1998)!  Full disclosure, we got fully baked and recorded this episode weeks ago but forgot to save it so we had to re-record!  Enjoy the silliness and expect many, many tangents.   Featuring Leo Obregon and Donovan Mullings (Waffle Junkies) Art By Kira Redzinak Outtro Music By Homegrown Outlawz

Oh boy,  In an incredible crossover with Jenna Kuerzi (Depp Impact), we tackle Finding Neverland (2004).  It's the story of a man creating Peter Pan, but it's also the story of old British people judging each other as they stand on stairs and men in dog costumes.  Don't miss this super silly episode featuring: Discipline, Talking Dogs, and Benches!

Bonnie Culhane joins us this week for our very special 1-Year Anniversary! We take a look back at our first year of adventures and scripts.  Oh and we talk about and pitch our own sequels to CLUE (1985).  Who stars?  What other games need to be made into movies?  What will Parker Brothers think of next?

Bryce Read (Improvised Dungeons & Dragons) joins us to talk There Will Be Blood (2007).  A movie he's seen multiple times through the pandemic.  This is certainly the most serious drama we've done so far!  We do some mild time travel.  There Is Blood.  There Will Be More Blood.  There Will Be Milkshakes!   Art by Kira Redzinak Edited by Josh Wilson  

Jerry Gonzalez (There's Something In The Woods, Generation LatinX) joins us for the notorious Super Mario Brothers (1993).  We go full Marvel and make our own Mario Cinematic Universe, the REAL MCU.  Don't miss the introduction of Donky Kong, Peach, StarFox, and ... MegaMan?  It's time to smash some bros!   Art by Kira Redzinak Jerry on YouTube: JankyJerr 

Get your ears to Mars! The very funny Jakob Schaeffer (ComedySportz, iO, The Playground) joins us for our first Arnold action in TOTAL RECALL (1990).  This is Chris' favorite action movie!  We go meta, we go into the Matrix, and we explore life after Rekall (complete with a Dolph Lundgren sighting).  Strap in and get the memory of having listened to this episode implanted into your brain! Art by Kira Redzinak   See Jake:  twitch.tv/csznchicago recessimprov.com eventbrite.com Search: Chimera

Who can we trust?  Who's who?  Who's a...Thing?   We're joined by Peter Lugten and Charlie Minard to take on John Carpenter's The Thing (1982).  We go Among Us, we go meta, we go Clue, we go full Dcooby-dooby-dooby-doo! Art By Kira Redzinak

Michael Springthorpe (Face Off Unlimited), joins us this week for an all time romantic comedy classic.  Steve imagines himself as Harry, Chris makes them old, Michael makes them gay.  You'll love this episode almost as much as Harry loves Sally.  #BrunoKirbyFTW #RIPBrunoKirby Art By Kira Redzinak

I've got a golden podcast! Mike Connor (The N Crowd) joins us to explore the lore behind Willy Wonka (1971).  Grande writes Oompa Loompa tunes.  Chris dives into golden ticket hysteria.   Art by Kira Redzinak Watch The N Crowd on twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/phillyncrowd

The very funny Carlos Rivera joins us to talk about the 90's kids' adventure, Richie Rich.   We've got references to Gamestop, Batman, and more!  This was a really dumb episode (aren't they all) and it was too fun play in the world of the super rich.   Art by Kira Redzinak

This week, comedian and TikTok personality, Ross Childs joins us for the harrowing adventure of Astronauts trying to safely return to earth.   Grande sings theme songs, Chris makes a joke, and Ross takes us on an epic journey! Houston, we have laughter! Art by Kira Redzinak

Pat Bean drops by to discuss Batman Returns! We never got a third Tim Burton Batman, so we made our own!   I guess we're all Batman geeks 'cause this turned out to be our longest episode yet! Art by Kira Redzinak

Wow!  What a movie, what an episode!  This particular one is so bonkers we had to bring in some extra help! Timmy Carroll joins us to bring to life all the joy that could be Tommy Wiseau's next masterpiece, "The Room--2."  In this episode, we hear a wonderful Tommy impression, some Tommy styled dialogue, and a scheme to connect franchises.  Our artist, Kira Redzinak, and Justin Schilling join in on the fun as readers and to share their wealth of Tommy knowledge. Art by Kira Redzinak

-The pandemic is still happening!  What are you gonna do now?   -Guess I'll have a drink. This week, the funny any multi-talented Thomas Mackin III joins us to discuss the gangster classic, "The Untouchables."  Things get serious, things get silly, things get...sexy?  Listen in to learn more about Eliot Ness and his crew of Untouchables.   Art by Kira Redzinak

Happy holidays! We've got the ultimate holiday movie for all holidays, The Nightmare Before Christmas.  Brian Walters comes back to celebrate and goof on this Christmas?  Halloween?  Easter?  Thanksgiving?  St. Patrick's Day? President's Day? Arbor Day? movie. Original art by Kira Redzinak

It's the holiday season and that means RomComs!   Johanna Medrano joins us to tackle the grand-daddy (and problematic precedent setting) of them all, Love, Actually.  We get a fantasy meet cute, check in with some favorite characters, and re-imagine if women actually had a part of making this movie!  Of course we also discuss all the problematic bits of this "classic?" Art by Kira Redzinak

Hwat are you listening to?  Hwy not listen to Taylor Tolleson joins us to make the sequel to the 2007 comedy gem, Hot Rod!  By the way, this is totally a Christmas movie! Art: Kira Redzinak Taylor's Creations: @ttollcreations

A Happy Birthday to Steve! In this special episode, we are treated to one of Steve's favorite movies, Miami Connection.  The hilarious Donovan Mullings, joins us to re-visit Y.K. Kim's masterpiece and try to see the world through his eyes.  This is one of our longest episodes yet but certainly worth it!  This episode also features an original song written by Steve Grande and performed by Meaghan Morris. Art: Kira Redzinak Music: Meaghan Morris

Happy Thanksgiving! This year, we're thankful for friends, family, and murderous self-aware toys.  We're welcoming back Tyler Garamella this week.  As fans of Director Joe Dante, we jumped at the chance to tackle this cult classic "teen?" movie.   Special Thanks to Kira Redzinak for this episode's art! Don't kiss that toy...

Tim Neeser stops by to tackle a beloved children's movie from the 90's.  There seems to be a theme here... Grab some good good and chill out to this chill episode.  We also ponder the wider world of the Ben Stiller Cinematic Universe. Don't forget to check out Tim's show, Blammerbros on Youtube and Twitch.

A very Happy Birthday to Nina!   For her special birthday episode, Steve chose...Rollerball?  In what was the worst movie we've done yet, we all had a blast making fun of it to create our own silly sequels! Long time listeners may notice this is also the first guest appearance of Nate, but not the first time we've heard him... Featuring Nina Kern and Nate Mount Original art by Kira Redzinak

The results are in...Splash is a hit!   The multi-talented Nathalie Galde joins us to update Tom Hanks' breakout on the big screen.  This is a super funny episode.  Enjoy while you celebrate that we have a new President-Elect!   Artwork by Kira Redzinak

In a special Halloween treat, Jonathan DeBona and Tatum Swann come back to the show for their favorite spooky movie! This one is a little longer, but we really get into why it's their favorite movie.  Truly a spectacular movie in it's own right, and these takes on the sequel will have you laughing too hard!   Original Art by Kira Redzinak

Paul Whitehouse (Batsu!, The Goodman) joins us to make the greatest sequel to the greatest movie ever made.  What shenanigans will Andy and Red get up to?  How much darker can we take the story?  Listen in to find out! Art by: Kira Redzinak Note: The audio quality is less than ideal on this one, but the content is great!

The incredible talent, Dane Eissler, joins us from the city of brotherly love to celebrate the most absurd and self aware "family" movie ever made.  Is it a movie for kids?  Is it a movie for adults?  Is it a movie worthy of a sequel?   Listen in to find out! Episode art by Dane Eissler Additional art by Kira Redzinak

In one of our favorite episodes, Justin Schilling and Kira Redzinak join us to make the absurd sequel to Air Force One.  This is our longest episode yet!  We go modern, we go late 90's, and we even go into the future!   Art by Kira Redzinak

Jason Amplo joins us to create the the gritty modern Hackers Sequel we've all been waiting for!

Never Give Up, Never Surrender!     Our latest episode is here and Tom Farley seriously brought the funny as we all made essentially different parts to the same movie.   This week's art by Kira Redzinak!  She told her version entirely through this poster!

Death is coming for you!  Samantha Garcia (@samgargoals) joins us to create the next chapters in the long storied world of Final Destination.  This was our first modern horror piece and it got very silly!

Wolves, bear men, and math chickens, oh my!  In a long overdue episode, Jillian Mueller joins us to write our own vignettes in the style of the Coen brother's western anthology.  

"Submit to the Sea" and vote Jawson Sawtooth this upcoming election!   Charlie Lacke joins us to tackle the most famous movie for having unnecessary sequels, Jaws!  Things get fishy, things get funny, things get to be the longest episode yet!

Are you ready for some football?!     Tommy "Boom Boom" Ebenhoeh joins us to create the perfect sequel to a classic football story.  What was your high school's fight song?

In this episode, Meaghan Morris helps us take a beautiful journey and turn it into...something...else...?    

In one the of the most straightforward and silly projects yet, Donovan Mullings joins us to create the scenes from History of the World Part II that weren't teased.  

Filmmaker and comedian Jerry Gonzalez stops by the show to make a Mrs. Doubtfire money-grab sequel.  This is one of Steve's favorite movies and one of our favorite episodes yet!  

Leo Obregon joins us to create the continuing misadventures of Henry Hill.     This episode features some faint background music during on of the reads and an outtake at the very end.   Enjoy!

Josh Wilson joins us to explore the next phase for Marvel and the next Avengers outing.     Note: There was some audio fracturing in the recordings, it's been minimized but some listeners may still experience clicking and slight echo.  Sorry!

Jonathan DeBona drops by to make Crossroads 2: Cross Harder.  Strap in for an action and Britney packed thrill ride!

We get silly this week with Matt Lamson as we tackle the most absurd farcical comedy yet, The Shaggy D.A.  

Come out to Playyyayyy!    Brian Walters joins us to explore what happened next for The Warriors.

Things get X-TREME on this totally RADICAL episode featuring, Tyler Garamella, and Tatum Swann, as we look at one of the first Disney Channel Original Mooveez.

In this episode, Violet Esposito and Scott Palmer join us to create the next Labyrinth!   Sorry for the audio quality, we continue to look for the best methods to record and edit remotely during this quarantine.    

In this episode, Charlie Minard and Peter Lugten join us to create the Beetlejuice 2 we never got!

In this episode, comedian Brendon Duran, joins us remotely to create the perfect TimeCop Sequel.  We found out there IS a TimeCop sequel, but it was straight to video so does that really count?   Catch Brendon Duran in the Independence Daze podcast!  

This week Ian Vytlacil joins us and we create sequels to the Pagemaster.

 Bonnie Culhane joins Chris and Steve in this premiere episode!  Listen to the three different visions for what Princess Bride 2 could have been.