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The boys of McBee Dynasty need to try spices in Nashville because … reality TV. So let's go on a road trip! Broken beds and windows ensue. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2Kyle gets into a pickle, mainly because his pickle gets into a lot of things. Grab some protection because this episode of Below Deck has enough bumping and grinding to require a paternity test. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapKyle gets into a pickle, mainly because his pickle gets into a lot of things. Grab some protection because this episode of Below Deck has enough bumping and grinding to require a paternity test. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in Bravo news, Dorit is writing a book, Brandy has named her face worm, Gretchen caught being a bigot, Carl has a secret name, and Heather responds to allegations that she researched Katie. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30 PT on YouTube and Patreon! YouTube.com/watchwhatcrappens Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Orange County heads to New Orleans where one very brave waiter spills a drink down Heather Dubrow's back. Meanwhile, a “fatty” photo becomes the talk of the town. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapWith a trip to Seville looming, Marisol invites the ladies over for a preppy party on The Real Housewives of Miami. Will tensions ease? Will anyone fly on Stephanie's PJ? And will Basquiat get one last trip to paradise? You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-part recapWith a trip to Seville looming, Marisol invites the ladies over for a preppy party on The Real Housewives of Miami. Will tensions ease? Will anyone fly on Stephanie's PJ? And will Basquiat get one last trip to paradise? You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wanna gather round to watch Cole screw up the family business then grovel to his pregnant girlfriend with an apology baby moon trip before he probably cheats on her next week? Where's the hill we need to kick this guy's ass? McBee Dynasty is upon us. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of our two-part recap On part 2 of The Valley reunion, Jax continues to “take accountability,” Danny takes heat, and Jason gets his Dockers in a twist. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapOn part 2 of The Valley reunion, Jax continues to “take accountability,” Danny takes heat, and Jason gets his Dockers in a twist. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck sent the insane drunk Lady home, unfortunately, but don't worry! There is still plenty of mess and two very large boobs that need holding. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Orange County celebrates Heather some more and Tamra brings Jo back to tile up Gretchen and Slade. It doesn't really work, but it's ok. Jen drags Tamra some more anyway. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Miami are split onto two separate yachts, but not even that can stop the squabbling when Diana is armed with a water gun. And her mouth. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-parterThe Real Housewives of Miami are split onto two separate yachts, but not even that can stop the squabbling when Diana is armed with a water gun. And her mouth. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThe Valley begins its three part reunion with Britney claiming to have lost her sporkle, Jax insisting that he's working on Jax version 72.5, and Zack making lots of Gladys Kravitz faces on the end of the couch. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Valley begins its three part reunion with Britney claiming to have lost her sporkle, Jax insisting that he's working on Jax version 72.5, and Zack making lots of Gladys Kravitz faces on the end of the couch. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The heap of garbage that is Cole McBee, that is the McBee family, that is this TV show in general heads down to the Ozarks for some trashy fun. No hill will remain unpunched, and no car seat uncried upon. Join us for another recap of this skunked beer can of a series. McBee Dynasty! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A very drunk lady named Kelly arrives on the boat, screams at Democrats, and enters Bravo lore. Below Deck finally gives us something to watch besides a tired love rhombus (although, that's still there too). To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Misha Brown (@yourbestiemisha) joins @RonnieKaram and @BenMandelker to talk Jax's departure from The Valley and all things in Bravo goss on this week's Crappy Hour. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion draws to a close as Porsha and Shamea continue to bicker and the men arrive on the stage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion draws to a close as Porsha and Shamea continue to bicker and the men arrive on the stage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for Heather's hip and cool birthday on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and there won't be any shortage of caviar or drama. Shannon is steaming mad at Katie and not even the calming presence of Love Hotel's Phil can chill her out. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThis week on The Real Housewives of Miami Guerdy retaliates against Julia by publicly shaming her at — where else — a cancer party. Plus, the debut of Carmen Carrera. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap This week on The Real Housewives of Miami Guerdy retaliates against Julia by publicly shaming her at — where else — a cancer party. Plus, the debut of Carmen Carrera. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Next Gen NYC, Georgia welcomes the gang to her bowling fantasy Club Club. She never credits BamBam with the name. Brooks strikes out on his own, Riley and Ariana make peace, and Shai runs away from birds. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2On the season finale of The Valley, Jax makes a final attempt at making someone look worse than him before he's sent off into (fingers crossed) obscurity, Janet walks out on another fight, and Zach throws a hissy fit cuz his favorite chicken wing won't stand up for him enough. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapOn the season finale of The Valley, Jax makes a final attempt at making someone look worse than him before he's sent off into (fingers crossed) obscurity, Janet walks out on another fight, and Zach throws a hissy fit cuz his favorite chicken wing won't stand up for him enough. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

McBee Dynasty centers on the case of Ginger, the missing chicken. Did Galyna do it or is she being framed? JK of course she did it. But will it sate her appetite or will that take a daytaime box of Franzia or two? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-parter Below Deck sends the crew on a little villa vacay and cheffy has a breakdown in a straw hat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapBelow Deck sends the crew on a little villa vacay and cheffy has a breakdown in a straw hat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-parterThe Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion Part 2 featured more Shamea VS Porsha squabbling, Drew pulling out a gotcha over her five languages, and a call to Phaedra's brother, who didn't sing enough Phill Collins for our taste. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion Part 2 featured more Shamea VS Porsha squabbling, Drew pulling out a gotcha over her five languages, and a call to Phaedra's brother, who didn't sing enough Phill Collins for our taste. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2Gretchen returns to Real Housewives of Orange County to remind Tamra that she's a monster and Katie tries to make things better at a Hot Pot event where she's basically cooked. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapGretchen returns to Real Housewives of Orange County to remind Tamra that she's a monster and Katie tries to make things better at a Hot Pot event where she's basically cooked. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2This week on The Real Housewives of Miami Lisa gets dogpiled at Alexia's narcissism party, but in the end, she and Larsa find a way to bury the hatchet. Special guest Amy Phillips (Drama Darling) joins Ben to break it all down. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parterThis week on The Real Housewives of Miami Lisa gets dogpiled at Alexia's narcissism party, but in the end, she and Larsa find a way to bury the hatchet. Special guest Amy Phillips (Drama Darling) joins Ben to break it all down. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapOn this week's Next Gen NYC, Georgia unveils her big plan for the future: a Brutalist bowling alley club with metal lanes and cafeteria trays. Meanwhile, Emira airs her Red Robin grievance, and Gia hounds Riley about her attitude. Special guest Danny Murphy (Page Six's Virtual Reali-tea) breaks down the ep with Ben! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap On this week's Next Gen NYC, Georgia unveils her big plan for the future: a Brutalist bowling alley club with metal lanes and cafeteria trays. Meanwhile, Emira airs her Red Robin grievance, and Gia hounds Riley about her attitude. Special guest Danny Murphy (Page Six's Virtual Reali-tea) breaks down the ep with Ben! You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThis week on The Valley, Jax and Brit get into it about their divorce, Nia contemplates a mommy makeover, and Jason gets a tattoo. Dylan Hafer (“Mention It All” podcast) joins Ben to recap the episode AND discuss the fresh news that Jax is leaving the show. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThis week on The Valley, Jax and Brit get into it about their divorce, Nia contemplates a mommy makeover, and Jason gets a tattoo. Dylan Hafer (“Mention It All” podcast) joins Ben to recap the episode AND discuss the fresh news that Jax is leaving the show. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThere's a chicken crime on the latest McBee Dynasty, but it's not as horrific as watching a helicopter-centric gender reveal. Or a fruit pizza. Eric Williams (“That's a Gay Ass Podcast”) joins Ben to break it all down. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThere's a chicken crime on the latest McBee Dynasty, but it's not as horrific as watching a helicopter-centric gender reveal. Or a fruit pizza. Eric Williams (“That's a Gay Ass Podcast”) joins Ben to break it all down. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

With a new bosun on board and a gaggle of obnoxious guests, Below Deck faces a new challenge: putting together a concert in one day. Plus, a love triangle continues to drag out amongst the crew while Rainbeau stirs the pot with a very sensational question. Special guests Alaina Urquhart and Ash Kelley from Morbid join Ben to break it all down. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kiki Monique of Reality Checked joins Ben for Crappy Hour this week as they discuss all the pressing topics: Aaron filing for divorce from Denise Richards; Scheana announcing that Brock cheated during her pregnancy; a potential new RHOBH cast member, and America's biggest villain: Janet. Plus, thoughts on Kings Court and other Bravo shows.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion soldiers on, despite Brit Eady being a no-show. Porsha and Drew hash out their differences, Kelli explains her stylist drama, and Angela attempts to take down Porsha. Diamond Cooper and Andrew Pugliese from Elvis Duran and The Morning Show join Ben to break it all down!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion soldiers on, despite Brit Eady being a no-show. Porsha and Drew hash out their differences, Kelli explains her stylist drama, and Angela attempts to take down Porsha. Diamond Cooper and Andrew Pugliese from Elvis Duran and The Morning Show join Ben to break it all down!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapReal Housewives of Orange County is back, and it's exploding out of the gates. Most of the cast has a beef with Katie, who, let's be honest, has been messy in the off-season. Meanwhile, Shannon still has issues with Tamra, Heather has a decrepit mansion, and Ryan wants a bikini wedding. It's already so chaotic, and Gretchen hasn't even made her big comeback yet! Guest Amy Phillips (Drama Darling podcast) joins Ben to break down the big premiere.Get bonus episodes, video, and Love Island content at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapReal Housewives of Orange County is back, and it's exploding out of the gates. Most of the cast has a beef with Katie, who, let's be honest, has been messy in the off-season. Meanwhile, Shannon still has issues with Tamra, Heather has a decrepit mansion, and Ryan wants a bikini wedding. It's already so chaotic, and Gretchen hasn't even made her big comeback yet! Guest Amy Phillips (Drama Darling podcast) joins Ben to break down the big premiere.Get bonus episodes, video, and Love Island content at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-part recapLisa makes everyone wait two hours on The Real Housewives of Miami, which is fitting because they're headed to a… Greek gods and goddesses narcissism party? Only this show. Plus, Guerdy and Julia bury the hatchet — for now. Special guest Diallo Riddle (One Song podcast) joins Ben to break it all down. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapLisa makes everyone wait two hours on The Real Housewives of Miami, which is fitting because they're headed to a… Greek gods and goddesses narcissism party? Only this show. Plus, Guerdy and Julia bury the hatchet — for now. Special guest Diallo Riddle (One Song podcast) joins Ben to break it all down. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As we approach finale weekend for Love Island, we decided to assess the season and pick our faves to win. Hunter Harris (Lemme Say This podcast) joins Ben as they discuss each couple and the state of the villa. Who do you want to win? Catch up with our Love Island recaps on Patreon at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.