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This is part 2 of 2The Real Housewives of Orange County throw a Persian New Year Fake Lie Detector party to oust Katie and Emily does what we've all wanted to do for years: eggs her house. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Orange County throw a Persian New Year Fake Lie Detector party to oust Katie and Emily does what we've all wanted to do for years: eggs her house. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Russians clash at a car wash opening on McBee Dynasty. Plus, with the big wedding just a day away, questions swirl about prenups and bruschetta. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a crazy couple of weeks in the Bravosphere. Jax has been accused of love bombing, Stefanie is making sure everyone keeps their gossip about her to a minimum, and Sonjarita's home has been turned into a sober living facility. The world is ending, basically. We go live every other Monday at 530 PM Pacific! Join us live every other Monday at 5:30 PT on YouTube and Patreon! YouTube.com/watchwhatcrappens Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jess is very distracted on the latest Below Deck after a cancer survivor comes on board. Also, Rainbeau loses her mind. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2Stephanie weaponizes her private plane amidst squabbles, unfollows, and textses on The Real Housewives of Miami. But the real hilarity comes once Kiki justifiably uses the “o” word against Adriana. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of 2Stephanie weaponizes her private plane amidst squabbles, unfollows, and textses on The Real Housewives of Miami. But the real hilarity comes once Kiki justifiably uses the “o” word against Adriana. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2With Tamra having quit The Real Housewives of Orange County, we now catch up with Tamra, who has rejoined The Real Housewives of Orange County. More fascinatingly, Tamra's roofie bomb continues to reverberate as confirmation from an unnamed “reputable journalist” leads the cast to doubt Katie after all. Now, an alliance crumbles, and it's Gretchen who's in the hot seat. But also Katie. But also Jenn a little bit. But still Tamra. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of 2With Tamra having quit The Real Housewives of Orange County, we now catch up with Tamra, who has rejoined The Real Housewives of Orange County. More fascinatingly, Tamra's roofie bomb continues to reverberate as confirmation from an unnamed “reputable journalist” leads the cast to doubt Katie after all. Now, an alliance crumbles, and it's Gretchen who's in the hot seat. But also Katie. But also Jenn a little bit. But still Tamra. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jesse gets some pre-wedding anxiety on McBee Dynasty and his brothers are a huge help. Just kidding. They scare him more and make him cry. Cole ups the ante and thinks of getting a ring for his lady, which is scarier than anything that's happened on this show yet. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2Below Deck gets stuck on the dock with a broken engine, which means di**ed over guests, which means sad poor crew. Also, Kyle gets messy drunk again and blames all of his bad choices on Fraser. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!Below Deck gets stuck on the dock with a broken engine, which means di**ed over guests, which means sad poor crew. Also, Kyle gets messy drunk again and blames all of his bad choices on Fraser. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe ladies of Real Housewives of Miami take a spiritual Flamenco class in Spain and stomp all over each other's souls. Larsa flips her lid about Lisa not unfollowing Marcus, Julia starts fights then cries that people are fighting, and Stephanie pretends to have the best marriage of all time. It's a fun one. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe ladies of Real Housewives of Miami take a spiritual Flamenco class in Spain and stomp all over each other's souls. Larsa flips her lid about Lisa not unfollowing Marcus, Julia starts fights then cries that people are fighting, and Stephanie pretends to have the best marriage of all time. It's a fun one. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County take on another day in New Orleans and then they take on Tamra, who runs away drunkenly crying and quits after one of her evil plans backfires. It's glorious. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!The Real Housewives of Orange County take on another day in New Orleans and then they take on Tamra, who runs away drunkenly crying and quits after one of her evil plans backfires. It's glorious. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami cast trip to Seville starts hilariously with dueling flights, a missing housewife, a passionate singer, and a chest-thumping dinner argument. It's perfect. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2The Valley reunion concludes with Janet and Jason going down in flames. Plus, a bonus read from Andy about Jesse's girlfriend is the chef's kiss moment we didn't know we needed!. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of 2The Valley reunion concludes with Janet and Jason going down in flames. Plus, a bonus read from Andy about Jesse's girlfriend is the chef's kiss moment we didn't know we needed!. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys of McBee Dynasty need to try spices in Nashville because … reality TV. So let's go on a road trip! Broken beds and windows ensue. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2Kyle gets into a pickle, mainly because his pickle gets into a lot of things. Grab some protection because this episode of Below Deck has enough bumping and grinding to require a paternity test. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapKyle gets into a pickle, mainly because his pickle gets into a lot of things. Grab some protection because this episode of Below Deck has enough bumping and grinding to require a paternity test. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in Bravo news, Dorit is writing a book, Brandy has named her face worm, Gretchen caught being a bigot, Carl has a secret name, and Heather responds to allegations that she researched Katie. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30 PT on YouTube and Patreon! YouTube.com/watchwhatcrappens Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Orange County heads to New Orleans where one very brave waiter spills a drink down Heather Dubrow's back. Meanwhile, a “fatty” photo becomes the talk of the town. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapWith a trip to Seville looming, Marisol invites the ladies over for a preppy party on The Real Housewives of Miami. Will tensions ease? Will anyone fly on Stephanie's PJ? And will Basquiat get one last trip to paradise? You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-part recapWith a trip to Seville looming, Marisol invites the ladies over for a preppy party on The Real Housewives of Miami. Will tensions ease? Will anyone fly on Stephanie's PJ? And will Basquiat get one last trip to paradise? You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wanna gather round to watch Cole screw up the family business then grovel to his pregnant girlfriend with an apology baby moon trip before he probably cheats on her next week? Where's the hill we need to kick this guy's ass? McBee Dynasty is upon us. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of our two-part recap On part 2 of The Valley reunion, Jax continues to “take accountability,” Danny takes heat, and Jason gets his Dockers in a twist. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapOn part 2 of The Valley reunion, Jax continues to “take accountability,” Danny takes heat, and Jason gets his Dockers in a twist. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck sent the insane drunk Lady home, unfortunately, but don't worry! There is still plenty of mess and two very large boobs that need holding. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Orange County celebrates Heather some more and Tamra brings Jo back to tile up Gretchen and Slade. It doesn't really work, but it's ok. Jen drags Tamra some more anyway. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Real Housewives of Miami are split onto two separate yachts, but not even that can stop the squabbling when Diana is armed with a water gun. And her mouth. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-parterThe Real Housewives of Miami are split onto two separate yachts, but not even that can stop the squabbling when Diana is armed with a water gun. And her mouth. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThe Valley begins its three part reunion with Britney claiming to have lost her sporkle, Jax insisting that he's working on Jax version 72.5, and Zack making lots of Gladys Kravitz faces on the end of the couch. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Valley begins its three part reunion with Britney claiming to have lost her sporkle, Jax insisting that he's working on Jax version 72.5, and Zack making lots of Gladys Kravitz faces on the end of the couch. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The heap of garbage that is Cole McBee, that is the McBee family, that is this TV show in general heads down to the Ozarks for some trashy fun. No hill will remain unpunched, and no car seat uncried upon. Join us for another recap of this skunked beer can of a series. McBee Dynasty! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A very drunk lady named Kelly arrives on the boat, screams at Democrats, and enters Bravo lore. Below Deck finally gives us something to watch besides a tired love rhombus (although, that's still there too). To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Misha Brown (@yourbestiemisha) joins @RonnieKaram and @BenMandelker to talk Jax's departure from The Valley and all things in Bravo goss on this week's Crappy Hour. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion draws to a close as Porsha and Shamea continue to bicker and the men arrive on the stage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion draws to a close as Porsha and Shamea continue to bicker and the men arrive on the stage. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for Heather's hip and cool birthday on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and there won't be any shortage of caviar or drama. Shannon is steaming mad at Katie and not even the calming presence of Love Hotel's Phil can chill her out. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThis week on The Real Housewives of Miami Guerdy retaliates against Julia by publicly shaming her at — where else — a cancer party. Plus, the debut of Carmen Carrera. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap This week on The Real Housewives of Miami Guerdy retaliates against Julia by publicly shaming her at — where else — a cancer party. Plus, the debut of Carmen Carrera. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Next Gen NYC, Georgia welcomes the gang to her bowling fantasy Club Club. She never credits BamBam with the name. Brooks strikes out on his own, Riley and Ariana make peace, and Shai runs away from birds. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2On the season finale of The Valley, Jax makes a final attempt at making someone look worse than him before he's sent off into (fingers crossed) obscurity, Janet walks out on another fight, and Zach throws a hissy fit cuz his favorite chicken wing won't stand up for him enough. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapOn the season finale of The Valley, Jax makes a final attempt at making someone look worse than him before he's sent off into (fingers crossed) obscurity, Janet walks out on another fight, and Zach throws a hissy fit cuz his favorite chicken wing won't stand up for him enough. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

McBee Dynasty centers on the case of Ginger, the missing chicken. Did Galyna do it or is she being framed? JK of course she did it. But will it sate her appetite or will that take a daytaime box of Franzia or two? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-parter Below Deck sends the crew on a little villa vacay and cheffy has a breakdown in a straw hat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapBelow Deck sends the crew on a little villa vacay and cheffy has a breakdown in a straw hat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-parterThe Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion Part 2 featured more Shamea VS Porsha squabbling, Drew pulling out a gotcha over her five languages, and a call to Phaedra's brother, who didn't sing enough Phill Collins for our taste. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion Part 2 featured more Shamea VS Porsha squabbling, Drew pulling out a gotcha over her five languages, and a call to Phaedra's brother, who didn't sing enough Phill Collins for our taste. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.