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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* In this very special Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip recap of episode 3, Dorinda cheats at a lasagna bakeoff and Brandi tries to learn what apologies are. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Naomi throws a welcome back party for herself on this week's Southern Charm and Olivia gets into her first cast fight. Also, Kathryn uses her new Keurig machine. Again. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Diana Jenkins the full fledged willain finally shows up on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and no one knows quite how to handle it. Also, breaking news! Kyle does the splits. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

The new Below Deck Mediterranean trailer dropped recently, and we're here to break it down shot by shot, frame by frame. Come join us as we make flash impressions of the new cast and season!Watch the trailer along with us using Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68418243

On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to the brink during a coffee psychic dinner.

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop It With Drew class AND that Shereé managed to rustle up some She By Shereé merch for it).

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is back - as are eight ex-Housewives, who Peacock has shoved into Bluestone Manor as part of some sadistic social experiment. We couldn't be happier.This is Crappens on Demand! Watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68223835

Season eight of Southern Charm premiered this week, and there's already so much drama out of the gate: did Naomie and Craig DO IT? Will Kathryn and Naomie mend fences? And what will happen to Shep and Craig? Looks like a fine mess to us!

This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, everyone wants something from Caroline: Sergio wants a baby, Lesa wants an explanation, and Ayan just wants a hug. But what does Caroline want? Apparently, to berate people.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates boats. The big ones, the small ones, the repossessed ones. Yes, the ladies are still in Punta Mita where Erika gets schnockered and dreams of the life she once had while a jellyfish tells Diana how we all feel about her. On this week's premium bonus episode, we talk about the Below Deck Sailing season finale and Father's Day. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to say. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

The Real Housewives of Dubai celebrate a maternity fashion show and Caroline Stanbury snubs them all. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* While The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to mull over the word "dark", Sutton finally snaps, Erika tries to manipulate Crystal into being a weapon of Stracke destruction, and Diana gets in on the crying. The trauma of it all! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

There's a wedding and Celiac disease on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and if that doesn't get you excited, we don't know what will.

By popular demand, we are visiting the world of Below Deck Down Under! And of course we choose a kind of lame episode to recap. So, instead, we look back at the season and its horrific track record of professional shortcomings. Oh, and in case it isn't clear — Ryan sucks.

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.

This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat again. However, Ayan does present an unexpected gift to Lesa.Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67603714

The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three days of recovery from the last vacation. Plus, we say goodbye to the legendary Lois

The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality TV picthforking. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find a way to gaslight a cooch? If anyone can, it's this guy. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send children into panic attacks! We're in. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the past to get herself out of trouble on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Erika Jayne says that the orphans and widows could be liars. Super classy episode. You can tell cuz people are wearing blazers backwards in the name of fashion. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.

The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.

We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phone call from Dolores Catania herself mid-recap! It was hard to hear her; so the conversation is a bit, um, disjointed, but who cares? One of the most thrilling surprises of the year for us!For those who wish to watch the NJ episode first, it's season 8, episode 1 — aka Marge's debut / the one where they throw the cake in Boca.

It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. Hope you all have as much fun listening as we did talking!

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just sit back in your Kyle X Shahida caftan and enjoy. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters stage right and one ups every single cast member in one fell swoop. You need a new willain? HEWE I AAAAAM!  This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, Luis answers a couple of questions questionably, and the husbands decide to own the term "bi** boy". This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention she wants. It's kind of glorious. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationship, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's locker room activities surface.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly emotional note. Luckily, Sutton keeps us laughing with an obnoxiously self-involved attitude that's deeply tone deaf and totally perfect.Check out our video recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66323453

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out oversized printouts, and lots of talk about fat shaming. You ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night....Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66309536

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckhand named Barnaby comes on board, and we're pretty sure he's going to murder someone.

Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret pad in New Jersey. On a bright note, Marlo learns what homecoming is. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new podcast "Reality With the King", a dive into his work on Real Housewives, and a squabble over Kyle Richards. Find Carlos' new podcast everywhere and watch his OWN talk show, The Nightcap With Carlos King. Love this guy.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the failing, and it was as okay as we expected! Plus, Lindsay and Carl admitted their growing meh-ttraction for each other, and Alex did something we remembered. What a way to end the season!

We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-quick schemes. Plus, how great was it to see Marlo finally holding a peach? We're more excited than Anna Wintour getting a free pass to Le Archive.

This week on Top Chef, the chefs must cook a monochromatic Quick Fire dish before pouring their soul into the elimination challenge. All in the style of a FRIKADELLEN!

We're closing out the 16th season of Real Housewives of Orange County with one last installment of the reunion. This time we're discussing Shannon's neck, Cards Against Humanity, and Dr. Jen's fascinating home life.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65719814

This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Marge and Tre talk try to clear the air, but it goes as well as Luis trying to eat a piece of Nashville Hot Chicken... which is to say, not well.This recap is a Crappens on Demand recap; so be sure to watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65694736

Below Deck Sailing Yacht drives a stew aground and Ashley keeps getting classier and classier on this very special "day trip" episode. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is here to dress everyone. Do they do flowers? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

Hey - it's a special preview of the Real Good podcast.  In this fourth episode of the third season, the hosts talk to CEO of Summit Academy OIC Louis King about what it takes to lift someone from poverty into the middle class, the dignity that comes along with a job that can provide for a family, and the value of community-based training programs.