We Have a Situation Here

The players regain conciousness and find themselves in the Verdant Court of King Rootmantle, leader of the Entclan of Mycelroot. Fantasy gaming! Yeah!The players learn that some prophecies are incredibly specific and some monsters can come out of nowhere. Thanks for listening!

This week we flashback to the first adventure assigned to the trio! Olmec, Gary, and Jim were assigned to go help a farmer with a chicken problem and discovered they had a certain knack for resolving situations in unusual way.Thanks for listening!

This week, we see the first joint mission Olmec and Gary ever had; rescuing a stolen sentient cheesewheel from a magically locked barn in Bramblefoot Hallow while a distraught shop keeper contemplates their very purpose. Thanks for listening!

This week, the players discover the root of a lot of their problems.Thanks for listening!

The battle between the mecha-lion and the evil gargoyle continues! It's a melee fiasco as Thistleburr is pulled from the fight and the gargoyle discovers they can pull trees straight out of the ground like this is some sort of side scrolling fighter game!Thanks for listening!

Giant Mechanical Lion Robot vs Giant Evil Gargoyle Monster. I honestly don't know what else would sell this episode as a "hey, listen to this" kinda moment, but let's talk about how the team has to come together to learn how to use the Giant Robot and punch an evil gargoyle with a sweet goatee! Thanks for listening!

The battle in the catacombs continues! The trio is outnumbered, outmaneuvered, outmatched. Will they free Garry the Gargoyle from his trap? Will the cult of the Stormbound One bring an early end to these chosen warriors?Listen now to find out!Thanks for listening!

Two allies captured, one graveyard to investigate. The cult of the Stormbound One is escalating attacks as the trio and their colleagues learn more about their role in the ancient prophecy. Thanks for listening!

The trio has returned to homebase with the cube holding their prophecy. Now the tough part happens. They face down trials and wardens as they learn what their fates may hold.Will they see ruin, conquest, or early retirement in their future?Thanks for listening!

The trio makes their way to center of a grand stone circle and come face to face with figures from their past.Thanks for listening!

The battle against the Fied Field Beast continues! Spells are thrown, daggers are thrown, words are thrown, it's a lot of throwing for an episode with melee combat in the title. Join the trio in this D&D campaign and see how the fight against the Stormbound One continues!Thanks for listening!

This week, the heroes journey to a land of magic and prepare to face the cult of the Stormbound One.

A fireball lands atop the terrifying arcane construct and things only get worse from there.As the trio of heroes battle the magical mechanism in the mirror filled study, the final secrets of the Stormbound One come to clarity.Thanks for listening!

This week, the players enter the Ivory Spire in hope that the resident wizards can reveal the secrets of the sigils they have been cursed to wear. Just as answers seem within reach, Jim, Gary, and Olmec are tossed into the middle of a mage feud that may have dire consequences.Thanks for listening!

The heroes reach Stoneheart Hollow and must prove themselves worthy of Old Mother Balak's knowledge of the Stormbound One. Good golly, that is some D&D language there. The players face off against Garruck and Korrin in the Goliath village's favorite match of wit and strength before battling an ever more menacing threat. Thanks for listening!

This week, the TTRPG continues as the three heroes face off against The Golem of Kaza Doon in hope of unlocking the secrets they need to discover to stop whatever the Shimmering Man warned them of. Olmec, Gary, Jim and Risha take on the encounter against the golem to protect the books and keep the rather amusing if aloof librarian Dorgrim out of danger.Thanks for listening!

Mysteries continue as the players learn that their trusted companions are also marked with the Shimmering Man's sigil. The quest for answers begins with a visit to the Forges of Kaza-Doon, a dwarf mine city full of ancient connections and one slightly crazed imprisoned librarian, Dorgrim. Will the trio be able to find the answers they seek? Will Dorgrim's status become a headache or a bump in the road? Listen now to find out!Thanks for listening! Let us know what you think of these TTRPG episodes by contacting us at whashpod@gmail.com!

This week, the D&D adventure continues.Tibbs gets a lead on where the Shimmering Man is hiding only for the big bad evil doer to bend reality and bring the player trio to a secret lair.Gary, Jim, and Olmec have but only one chance to defeat the noncorporeal fiend. Will they find success or will the Shimmering Man's nefarious plot unfold without further interruption?

The D&D adventure continues! This time the trio chats with the regular crowd at their mutlipurpose room at the community center headquarters before being interrupted with a race against time and come face to face with a mysterious new force. Thanks for listening!

We continue D&D this week. Jim, Gary, and Olmec return to their headquarters - a multipurpose room at the community center - to find it has been haunted! Poltergeist chairs, spooky riddles, and parkour won't stop the trio from figuring out how to make their home peaceful again though. Thanks for listening!

This week, we follow player characters Gary, Jim, and Olmec to the village of Villajo as the three adventurers are tasked with stopping a shenanigan-focused gargoyle from further disrupting the town's day-to-day. Thanks for listening!

A programmer by day, a puppeteer by night, Parson has plans to play games and gain tickets at the local arcade but he turns out to be too good with computers. Perhaps much too good. Thanks for listening!

In this week's episode, Obediah creates life. And we discuss the impracticality of a Highlander RPG. If it exists, please let us know in the comments! I want to play this game. Thanks for listening!

Ogre Bronco has one last mission and then it's retirement time. Will he defeat the anachronist occult cult blocking his path to a peaceful future? Will his final mission call in to a local radio station be enough to end the career of a DJ? Why are those questions related? Listen now for more adventure! Thanks for listening!

This week, Franchesca and Dirk make holiday music together in a secluded mountain lodge. Their budding partnership and romance may be sidelined when a shared tragedy comes to light. Thanks for listening!

Alfie's twin is wicked famous and needs a favor. With an agreement to pay off some parking tickets, Alfie agreed to step in as the famed twin for their hometown holiday gala. When Alfie meets the party organizer as her twin things start to get messy. Thanks for listening!

This week Amygdala Thamp inherits a bed and breakfast that has seen better days. With the help of Levi, the local handyperson, the B&B may yet become the beacon of hope the departed aunt had always dreamed of. Thanks for listening!

This week's holiday-themed rom-commie extravaganza has cub reporter Liza heading to her small town to cover the famed holiday festival. While there she hopes to reunite with her estranged father and make nice with the festival organizer. Thanks for listening!

Matia is helping a small town repair their old carousel, but a sentient turkey and a psychic candycane have other plan. Thanks for listening!

Ban Tanner wins a spot in a prestigious gingerbread house competition and they must travel to a snowy resort town to compete. Paired with kindhearted chef Quest, the character learns that the competition is about more than baking—it's about finding joy and love again. We're kicking off our Holiday Rom-Com parody (but not really because, come on, these movie plots are good bad) this week! Send us a note whashpod@gmail.com to let us know your favorite holiday rom-com movie!

This week, cryptid hunter JR Wample finally sees the point. Thanks for listening!

This week, the players play D&D! Gary, Olmec, and Clancy are left locked in a museum after their host forgets the trio was inside. As a team, they must work together to survive a building of frights and challenges! Come prepared for battles against giant ooze monsters, stay for the smack talking birds! Thanks for listening!

In this week's spooky spectacular, Gerald leads his band of mummies into a haunted house. Will the group of werewolves abide by ancient rules or will this Mummy and Werewolf match up destroy traditions? Listen now to find out!

Necromancy has never been so groovy. This week, Iron Copperpot will face three spirits and learn the true meaning of why one should raise the dead and raise the roof.

With apologies. This week, Blade Ohoolihan is made an outcast. When he discovers the reason why, he vows to get the town back on his side.

Cursed to walk the world in a monstrous form, Wilma must discover true love to escape the curse's hold.

Pauly just wants to run a yoga stuido, not fix the family's broken hot dog stand business. That's what Pauly has to do though and the solution involves a certain type of zombie.

North is a dimension hopper, stuck rotating through thirty parallel dimensions in search of one good sandwich. He navigates a dimension of anthropomorphic barn animals, a dimension that's just a single room, and a zombie dimension for one week at a time before returning home. Will the machine he's gifted by a super genius dimension solve the problems in the zombie realm? Listen now to find out!

When the radio picks up a strange signal, QS jumps into action. But the full moon may change plans.

CJ is a mission to win this road race at any cost. Any. Cost. Thanks for listening!

Miruna has one final trial to become a Made Mage. Will the dragon of the keep help? Will the cow get out of the way? Listen now to find out!

Dyna lives in a high rise apartment right across the street from an abandoned building with a very odd story. On one of those stories? Barnum, an environmentalist out of their element. Thanks for listening!

This week, Demaugh Lishionnemanne is on the run! And the only way out? Demolition, man! Thanks for listening!

Walter has moved to a small town near the ocean. In a town full of secrets, Walter feels right at home. Thanks for listening!

Freddie found a moose in the forest! Thanks for listening!

Franken is going to be cast in a movie by any means necessary. So long as those necessary means involve a guinea pig, a good relationship with one's neighbors, and the superpower to do one kickflip. Thanks for listening!

Bev O'Ridge is the town's best librarian. Alert, aware, and always curious, she takes special notice of a local scientist who keeps checking out books that, acknowledging all knowledge is valid and should be shared, when read together could lead to the cloning of long deceased mammoths and quickly outfit them as weapons of war! She has to stop the evil scientist, but no one believes her claims. Will the mammoth problem find a tar-pit friendly solution? Will Bev and her bestie Tea Potts recover from the breach of trust? Listen now to find out!

I really wish there was an easy way to detail this week's story and why it is titled Meat Gollum. I really wish that was possible. This week, a cursed farm hand and his companion spirit of an old west prospector face off with a necromancer. Thanks for listening!

One brother studies lizards, the other studies jackalopes! When the two go to a content creator conference for very different purposes they just might have to join forces to stop an ancient evil. Thanks for listening!

Murphy Soboro finds a mummy with a secret hidden in its wrappings that will unlock the power of untold magic. But there's an ever looming threat of magical mecha-beavers that will stop at no end to ensure the mummy's secret is never found. Thanks for listening!

Slippery Thermite creates a portal to the past and Chaya, with talking cat Boots in toe, is going to see what the whole vibe of the medieval era was like. Things get tricky though as the portal back home is inaccessible but there may be hope yet! Listen now for the exciting tale of time travel escapades! Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wehaveasituationhere/message