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Guest: Ivan Decker Producer: Jordan Flanagan Recorded at: Harbour Podcast Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: The amazing and talented Ivan Decker joins us to discuss internet morons, freezing your head, pressure washing garages and hard  boiled eggs.

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2T2Mz3Z Guest: Alex Sparling Producer: Jordan Flanagan Recorded at: Harbour Podcast Studios Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: One of my very favourite people comes to talk to us about my only shift as a bartender, how late we stay up, comedy problems, father hood and some amazing street jokes. 

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2T2Mz3Z Guest: Nope Producer: Will Power Recorded at: The Hideout Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: I'm alone in non studio as I go live on Tik Tok for the first time. I even do randoms and get kinda philosophical about heckler videos.

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2T2Mz3Z Guest: Jordan Flanagan Producer: Podcast dog Recorded at: Harbour Podcast Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: The Harbour Master himself, Jordan Flanagan, comes out from behind his producer seat and tells us about the Galapagos, we talk about standard ass testing, how phones will steal our jobs and so much more!

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2T2Mz3Z Guest: Jarrett Campbell Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Harbour Podcast Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Hilarious comedian, Toronnonian and all around wonderful human Jarrett Campbell stops by to talk about going viral of the wrong reasons, religious icon mess ups, if I was president, dad hugs and much more!

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2T2Mz3Z Guest: Marito Lopez  Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Harbour Podcast Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Long time friend and amazing fireball of comedy, Marito Lopez drops by to talk nostalgia, drinking, the brain of the comic, appropriated tattoos and a six year old with nunchucks plus more!

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2T2Mz3Z Guest: Harris Anderson  Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Harbour Podcast Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Friend of the podcast and our guest with the most appearances, Harris Anderson joins us for his first trip to the new studio. We do dumb voices, talk news from the future, presidential euthanasia, why alt right comedians suck and buttersquatch.

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2T2Mz3Z Guest: Sophia Johnson  Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Harbour Podcast Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Hilarious comedian, actor and good friend Sophia Johnson stops by to talk PENS, Tarot, parking, women in comedy, feminism, PENS, Einstein and more!

Guest: Robert Peng Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Harbour Podcast Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: One of the loudest men in comedy, Robert Peng, visits us to talk about: celebrity euthanasia, death by rhino, DeVito as a measurement,  life in China as a child, eating bugs and we also cover Mike's potential abduction as a child.

Guest: Ola Dada Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Bunker Down Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Ola Dada comes to our new (temporary) studio to talk meaningless arguments, Cosby's return tour, Roman art (not really), drunk talk, government drink maximums, smart birds, geniuses and more. 

Guest: Megan Milton Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Bunker Down Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Megan Milton comes to our new (temporary) studio to talk putting billionaires in their place, strata rules, murder hornets, home ownership and keeping old people in line.

Guest: Not today  Producer: We're on our own  Recorded at: Grief Hollows Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Loss and the aftermath. 

Guest: Alex Mackenzie Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Alex Mackenzie is the mastermind behind ECL productions and the Hungry For Laughs Comedy Tour. He's a stand up comedian who quit his high paying job to follow his dream and that led him to a room with two idiots. Part II we get really serious and then we don't.

Guest: Alex Mackenzie Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Alex Mackenzie is the mastermind behind ECL productions and the Hungry For Laughs Comedy Tour. He's a stand up comedian who quit his high paying job to follow his dream and that led him to a room with two idiots.

Guest: Scott Bowser Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Our first ever ZOOM podcast with the host of "The Luck Stops Here" and the "Zed Run Gambling Podcast" Mr Scott Bowser! We talk about cults, the funniest boats, what to do during the purge and road trips!

Guest: Ryan Williams Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Riots, real jobs, trench foot, bombing prop comedy, Canadian show biz and so much ridiculousness. 

Guest: Carl Turnbull Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Carl Turnbull is a very funny comedian and new father. We talk about kids, swords (full tang!), cartoons, football and more

Guest: Roy Haber and Maximillian Robert Lockwood Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode:  Roy Haber and Maximillian Robert Lockwoodare comedians from the United States and fantastic dudes. We talk Los Angeles, Mexico, comedy, karaoke, ghosts and celebrity crushes!

Guest: Dylan Rhymer  Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Our very first guest returns for a two parter. Dylan Rhymer is a comedian and writer who I have known since I started stand up. We talk: Dylan's first shows, Mr Rudco the moose lover, Transformers as junkies, a twenty year McDonald's boycott, if Pixar made snuff films and a lot, lot more.

Guest: Dylan Rhymer  Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios  Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Our very first guest returns for a two parter. Dylan Rhymer is a comedian and writer who I have known since I started stand up. We talk: Dylan's first shows, Mr Rudco the moose lover, Transformers as junkies, a twenty year McDonald's boycott, if Pixar made snuff films and a lot, lot more.

Guest: Peter Kelamis Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Are we more drunk now than when you left us last? You betcha. 

Guest: Peter Kelamis Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: Deadly Heights Studios Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitiz... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: The amazing voice actor, actor, writer and exceptional stand up comedian Peter Kelamis! We're in our brand new studio after much anticipation and we couldn't be happier than to have Peter as our first guest to christen the space. We talk impressions, acting, John Travolta's luggage and a crazy trip to Vegas.

Guest: Mike Greenwood Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: 1974 Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: The return of Greenwood part II!

Guest: Mike Greenwood Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: 1974 Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: I'm still away but Mike and I do a Zoom podcast so you can finally see what he looks like. I recorded mine in a 1970's basement and he appears to be in a SuperMax prison. Bonus: I'm in my glasses.

Guest: Simon King Producer: Missing in action (for now) Recorded at: Secret Base Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: I'm all alone and I explain why and I do some randoms.

Guest: Chris Griffin Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking One of my very favourite people in the world joins us this week. Chris Griffin is an excellent comedian and one of the most interesting, intelligent and hilarious people you could hope to meet. We talk about Running Man, Embarrassing internet mistakes, Elon, Putin and so much more. 

Guest: Gina Harms Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking We get silly this week with comedian and podcaster Gina Harms. Ever wanted to know what the OC was about? Or how much the internet sucks now? Why Subway is complicated. How about what might be the worst random question ever? It's a fun one kids!

Guest: Jake Spencer  Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: We are back in studio and back with a great guest. Jake Spencer is a comedian and producer and he's a super funny dude. We talk about: Racist Disney Land, sad Canadian pop stars, joke thievery and why I clap like I'm underwater. 

Guest: Simon King Producer: Nobody! Recorded at: Secret Base Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: I'm all alone and I explain why and I do some randoms.

Guest: Harris Anderson Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: The amazing and hilarious Harris Anderson returns! We get philosophical, explain movies, do Batman cosplay and take a totally offside shot at Helen Keller.

Guest: Alannah Brittany Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Hilarious comedian, Alannah Brittany stops in to talk about last names, crazy dreams of greatness, the best way to do hard drugs, fun ways to die and when a heckler follows you home. 

Guest: Wes Barker Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: World famous hot wizard Wes Barker and I talk show stories, famous cereal people, hot dog buns for breakfast, thick milk and is Ryan Reynolds scared of me?

Guest: K.C. Novak Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Hilarious comedian K.C. Novak and I talk about medical Milk Duds, being a robot or not, teaching, disassociation and how I might be a Charlie Kaufman movie. 

Guest: Colin Sharp  Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: PARTY CAT! Also: books, bourbon and terrible road work. 

Guest: Sam Tonning Producer: Mike Greenwood Recorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_Music Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrange Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking In this episode: Sam is an excellent comedian, a snooker and boxing lover and a sommelier. In this episode we talk electronic dj names, beat boxing, violence, joke writing, yacht rock and Sam teaches two idiots how to drink wine.

Guest: Richard EdenProducer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn this episode: Richard Eden is a comedian and podcaster (Dr DC Podcast) who joins us to talk about webbed hands, superhero problems, angry chefs, a walrus in space and more.

Guest: KevvyProducer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn this episode: Kevvy from the band Fake Shark joins us to talk about a bad day, a car crash, a missing drummer and more.

Guest: Brett MartinProducer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn this episode: Dulcet tones, shows that never got made, how to write right, losing your license and fuck you landlord.

Guest: Darcy Boon CollinsProducer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn this episode: Impressions, crystals, classic games nobody knows and saving lives.

Guest: Ivan Decker Producer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn this episode: High school tough guys, you'd be lucky to be a fossil, aliens hate us, ration guy and more!

Guest: Dave HarrisProducer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn this episode: Naughty words, killer sloths, zombies, being immortal and why Dave is an amazing comedian.  

Guest: Harris AndersonProducer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn this episode: Hitler! Hitler! Hitler!, worst hotels, serial killer's podcast, impressions and more impressions.  

Guest: Gavin ClarksonProducer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn this episode: Geology, childhood memories, the first novelty t-shirts and Gavin's awkward date.

Guest: Dylan Rhymer Producer: Mike GreenwoodRecorded at: AM Studio, Vancouver Theme: Kinemesis_MusicYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/user/thecitizenstrangePatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ThisissimonkingIn the first episode of the relaunch of my podcast we cover: Nuclear war, flushing human remains, how to look young by murdering strangers and if ALF was sentenced to death. 

This episode: How we see age. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Thisissimonking Email: wwwskpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @wwwskpodcast FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1149970948717846 Please subscribe and rate and review.

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