You Are It!

Louise comes to the stunning realization that paying people more money to do a job they do not care about does not mean that they will suddenly start doing a better job. Listen up as we explore why Amber Alerts are harmful to women, and the men (or women) around them. Also, are all white men with cameras creepy? We debate the merits of male photographers, and why we believe they may or may not be problematic. Speaking of problematic, do you have a fear of your heavier significant other dying on top of you during sex? Subscribe to the up coming patron to sponsor my sex ejection consent contraption. Also included in this episode are some stories involving vomit, swords and the police. All this and more on this episode of Louise VS Mr Good Taste!!

Welcome to a new episode of You Are It. We are still toying with the format, so please give us feedback HERE https://www.facebook.com/You-Are-It-2380550705522617/?view_public_for=2380550705522617 Please SHARE this with anyone you think might enjoy it. REVIEW this on Apple iTunes! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/you-are-it/id1484501929 Louise digs in with co-host Mr. Good Taste and special third chair Nickoderm from Angelus Mortem https://www.facebook.com/angelusmortem.metal/ We talk about environmental protection in this episode. What is it? What does it mean to us? Can walking into traffic being an environmentally conscious act? Maybe it is just one of the insane things we do to keep a sense of control in the crazy world we live in. Nickoderm and Louise swap stories about the November 29th show with Arrival of Autumn, Cathartic Demise and Jaodae. We give a few show reviews, while dealing with the struggles of sweatshirt fupas, dying batteries, and Louise getting bands mixed up. Arrival of Autumn was the band touring with In Flames, not Cathartic Demise. This episode also digs into the days of hardcore, sampling, and the era of Christian hardcore, as well as the curse of wannabe comedians showing up to Open Mic nights. Mr. Good taste gives a great bit about opening for infamous TV star Spenny from Kevin VS Spenny, and we wrap the episode up the episode by relieving how little your hosts know about rap. 

The development of this show is about as coordinated as a pepper sprayed blind man, and just about as humorous. We do some metal shop talk, and I am still waiting for someone to convince me to listen to the new Tool album, as well as the burden of the inevitable parody bands that grow out of long overdue records. Board musicians are even worse than regular musicians. Don’t believe me? Leave a drummer alone for 5 minuets and see how much noise that twitchy indigent starts to make. Speaking of twitchy, Louise gets in a knot over customer service and believes the women in his life are slowly prepping him for life in prison, but mostly just the parts that involve him being sodomized. Meeting Louise in prison will the Toronto Poop Thrower, who is an unsung hero of our generation. This is followed by a hearty album review by Nickodem Rybarczyk who heads Angelus Mortem! Check out his stuff over here!@angelusmortem.metal Please like, subscribe, and review! 

Nude colanders. Calendars? Nude Calendars. My inability to take a compliment without an existential break down, MEAT BINGO, some Weird Al Yankovic talk, as well as incomplete sentences. Listen back to the old episodes to hear me talk to myself for an hour and get continually frustrated with my audio gear and myself. HIT ME UP ON FACEBOOK “YOU ARE IT”! Check out youareit [all one word] on spodify and we are on APPLE ITUNES PODCAST as well. Mr. Good Taste goes blond, Louise contemplates sodomizing lasagna, post election talk, band dynamics, and I talk shit about MY BAND, maybe the band that I am in? How do we handle possessive language for group projects. Who knows. Welcome to my little thought experiment.

Wow. Lots of hot pee talk. Louise and Mr. Goodtaste dig through the failure of urinal economics, being naked during band practice. We talk about competitive hand washing, poop epidemics, Kingdom Come: Divergence, the time Louise almost got beat by some lovely military folk, and when your friends new girl uses racial slurs constantly, and some wholesome election conversation. All this and more, on You Are It! It's a brand now. I will make t shirts.

We decided to upgrade the content, but downgrade the production quality for this episode. Life is full of compromises, which is especially true for me in this show, becasue I think I comprised any of my future job prospects at this point. If you are a fan of tomagochi pets, parenting classes, band dynamics and the emotional relationship between me and a rock, this show is meant for you. We dig into some profoundly Canadian concepts with a good ol' who killed who and some fancy war discussion. The virtues of consistancy, the values if just lying, because no one wants to know what is deep down in your heart, and that much more on this episode of You Are ... Oh wait no. On this Episode of Louise Vs (Mr.) Good taste!

If you thought I was finished with this little exercise in humiliation, I honestly wish you were right. I go into a deep dive regarding one of my pants shitting epidemics, which may help heat some of the local swimming pools. Did you know the City of Windsor wants to heat the local pools with sewage? I took a shit on the pool every year and the kicked me out, NOW THEY HEAT THE POOL WITH SEWAGE! We need to stand up for our rights and citizens. Beleaguered fathers, shopping carts, Trudeau brown/black face, and many other ongoing social issues are fixed on this EP of Louise Vs (Mr.) Goodtaste.

Thanks to some incredible stupidity on my part, I find myself behind on releasing these shows. I know its hard to live without my constant screeching in your ears, so help yourself to the latest and greatest of Louise Vs. Mr. Goodtaste. We discuss the pit falls of bowling alleys, being run off the road by mobility scooters, and we set a battle plan to invade Brazil to stop a the amazon from burning. Louise comes up with an inventive way to make sure people take their prescription medication, and share some earthquake survival tips from the people who have been there and done that. We also do a deep dive into the spiritual abyss that is the bumper sticker, and how it is slowly ruining lives and putting yours truly at risk on the road. Grocery stores anxiety kicks in to high gear at the check out lane, phantom limbs syndrome kicks Mr. Goodtast around and Louise rants on nuclear power. All this and more on this episode of Louise Vs. (Mr.) Goodtaste.

It's late, but still kicking around.Welcome to episode 13 of You Are It! The show where I constantly regret talking, but seem to do it anyways. Thank you so much to my little team that makes this dream possible. Speaking of dreams, we talk about getting your dreams shit on by your parents in the most expensive way possible, the podcast gives Danny Cerebral Palsy again, and we try to pick apart how men seem to collectively lose their minds around hot girls.The highlight of this show is the Great Herpes Debate. Are you ugly and refuse to work on your personality and basic hygiene? Do you wish there was an easier way to get a leg up in your personal dating pool? The answer is simple, you need to get herpes. All this and more on this weeks edition of You Are It.

Remember when I said I would do two shows a week?Well if one hour of my screaming wasn't enough, I want to give you, not two, but three hours a week of the random crap that stresses me out day to day. Thank you for Mr. Goodtaste for sticking around for this and helping me out with this.We touch on the hard knock life of the seeing impaired, the plight of the elderly, the unjustice of having a steak served to you with ketchup on the side, we imagine soilent green, but by Disney and the curse of whole wheat bread. What do hot girls and Instagram have to do with the monarchy in England and our monetary system? Let's just say the problem and the solution is probably climate change.All this and more on this episode. 

Happy labour day! Wana do something else other than eat over cooked meat and drink coolers that taste like watermelon and liver failure? Listen to the show, pass some time and ignore your family! Let's face it, your parents arn't leaving you any money when they die, just steal from them now while someone is trying to make excuses for their shitty BBQ work. Meme Master Mike comes in for the show, Danny tells strip club stories, Louise gets felt up by a 60 year old women while passed out drunk.I probably deserved it, it's fine. Some Skratchy KAVARA interviews coming up next. I love the band interviews! Just a tight few minuets at the end of the show, hope you enjoy.

What? Two episodes this week? This is where the fun starts.Louise here, bringing you new and exciting things in our new long form show! You get the EXCLUSIVE on the broken arm fiasco with audio editor Nick (aka. Mr. Goodtaste) and listen to me meander my way from being frightened of phone calls, to the dynamics of snapping limbs, up to an including bar fights and life jumping through hoops to receive heath care. Also check out Antioch IV: Land of No Kings! I sit down and talk with Mr. Goodtaste in the second half of the show to talk about the new album! Find them on facebook under Antioch Band, or bandcamp! Pick it up locally if you are one of those cool cats that owns a CD player.  

I can say we are Windsor most cursed podcast! We talk about broken arms and fun times in the hospital, and why every hospital waiting room needs a bar. Seriously, I have to sit next to someone with TB and a guy with his leg snapped off, you know these people aren't going to stop talking about their injuries. Everyone just LOVES to complain, especially Mat, who has some strong opinions about the Canadian heath care system. After this podcast, we might need another trip the the emergency room, because of sensory crime scene that was the scent of Danny's apartment. Ever wonder what happens when you spray a dead possum with Febreze? We take a deep dive and discover that not ever scent is what it seems.Did I mention that Danny got an award at work? Guy is the Employee of the month! How did this happen? Danny shares his key to corporate success in this barn burner of an episode.  It's a fun one folks, buckle up. 

Louise does a solocast to fill in the time it takes to get your shit together after a long hiatus. The first 15 is just being silly and talking about how advocating for canibalism saved a group project while I was in university. After that, the disdain for the CBC is palpable as we dig into why faking a plane crash is a bad way to ask a girl out for your high school prom. Finally, Louise has a long discussion with himself about how to fix people who constantly go back to abusive relationships.

Louise does a confessional bumper, rants about cellphones and acoustic guitars, interview with Obsidian City! Check them out on facebook and bandcamp and show them some love!

Louise fucks up the audio again, because he learns slower than Danny in a calculus class. We chop shit up and try to prep episodes for weeks ahead of time.Fun interview with my friend Ashley (and her very excited dogs) about her painted kitchen cabinets that scared all her friends.All this and more on youareit.

Guess who fucked up the audio! It's ok, I asked for an adult to help me, we are getting this done.We are trashed, talk about last meals, eating books, Mat defends Playstation, Danny mentally shits the bed, all while Louise pontificates about leaving a band. Check out Of The Pack, great band, show them some love. Interview is at the end of the show! Enjoy!https://www.facebook.com/ofthepackmusic/

Louise shouts out to fathers, Starbucks abandons Windsor, like so may dead beat dads, Danny becomes a fire fighter.Check out our interview with Invicta metal, give them a like and some love!https://www.facebook.com/InvictaCanada/ 

Updated for better audio, Just a little louder. Stay excellent!Louise loses his shit, does a podcast solo. Weddings, Alice In Chains, and a few other things I don't exactly remember.Find me on facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/louise.areit.1Find me on spodify!https://open.spotify.com/show/5eptDUtmocM8SwTtpK9puK?si=_27BMgnfSM-ADb0yxQsvjA

Louise experiences an existential crisis in a Tim Horton's Drive troughSpecial Guest Mat Lemmon steps in to talk about Michael Poulsen from VolbeatWe discuss Danny's refractory period while diving into the multiple reason to not date girls who bring home dead things. Louise makes audio recording mistakes with gusto! All this and more, stay tuned folks!

Welcome to You Are It!Louise behind the keyboard here. This is a podcast about music, musicians and shameless self promotion. We talk to the people who come into our lives and share their experiences, while I rant incoherently and Danny (my co-host) lends some spiritual insight into portions of every day life. On this episode: Casino TSA agents get mad at me for taking off my shoes andThe Boogie Nights sound track!This is just the start folks! Expect new releases every week!