Your Weekly Dose of Sara-tonin

In honor of baseball season starting again, Sara spends this episode going through each team's roster and discussing who she thinks is the hottest player on each team. Respectfully.

In honor of women's history month, Sara talks about a woman in history she recently read all about and became kind of obsessed with. Get ready to learn some fun facts.

In this episode, Sara updates you on all the amazing things ex-Disney star Bridgit Mendler has been up to. Buckle up - she's done a lot.

In this episode, Sara honors her annual tradition and does a tarot reading for a few friends, herself, and her listeners. Feel free to listen to the ones that apply. But also listen to Sara's reading for herself. It's good.

In this episode, Sara discusses why she's been gone for several weeks. Basically she's just talking about her vacation so that might not be enjoyable to listen to but it's all she could think of for this week. Enjoy.

This is NOT the annual tarot reading episode, that will come soon, but instead Sara is joined by two familiar voices to discuss a few things they think will happen in the coming year.

In this episode, Sara has a guest who walks her through a ranking system for holiday movies. They also discuss a lot of other topics.

In this episode, Sara (not a fashion expert) discusses her opinions on some of the fashion trends from the year.

In this episode, Sara talks about crazy things that have happened in sports history. It gets a little dark. Sorry in advance.

In this episode, Sara judges everyone based on what candy they choose to give away for Halloween. No one is safe from her judgment. Other than the candies she forgot to mention.

In this episode, Sara talks about urban legends from around the world. It's not very spooky for normal people, but it will probably give Sara nightmares.

The title might be misleading, but in this episode, Sara discusses which Halloween character would be the hardest to beat in a fight. But that just felt too long for a title.

In this episode, Sara recounts things that felt embarrassing in elementary school but don't feel embarrassing as an adult. (Like calling your teacher “Mom.” The horror.)

In this episode, Sara discusses her favorite and least favorite holidays and provides a definitive ranking for you. Her ranking is definitely correct.

In this episode, Sara is joined by two familiar guests to discuss the weird things people think it's okay to say on the internet.

In this episode, Sara gets intellectual. Well, not really, but she talks about fashion a lot and pretends to be an expert about fashion trends. So it's kind of intellectual.

In this episode, Sara discusses some of the weirdest headlines she's read recently and some of the crazy things happening around the world. Most revolve around animals.

In this episode, Sara talks about popular snacks and candy from the 90s and shares her opinions on them. Join her on this trip down memory lane. (Unless you were born after the 90s and you don't know what these are…)

In this episode, Sara returns to talk about the iconic feminist icon Barbie. If you don't think Barbie is a feminist icon, listen to this episode. Sara will change your mind.

In this episode, Sara talks about some iconic moments in pop culture that served as a feminist awakening for her and her friends.

In this episode, Sara is joined by special guests to go over a tried-and-true classification method that no one asked for. It makes sense when you listen.

In this episode, Sara goes over the weirdest allergies that exist. The next time you want to complain about your pollen allergy, listen to this episode.

In this episode, Sara goes over the science behind dreams and covers some common dreams and their interpretations. Have fun discovering what psychological issues you have based on your dreams!

In this episode, Sara discusses a few looks from the Met and shared her non-expert fashion appearance. She might also go off on a few rants.

In this episode, Sara is joined by friends again to discuss what you do when you discover red flags in your friendship. How do you get out of toxic friendships? Listen and find out. (How's that for clickbait?)

In this episode, Sara discusses various concerts she's been to and what she thinks of concert etiquette. Don't worry about the fact that she spends the first half of the episode saying it will be a concert horror story episode. That's a lie.

In this episode, Sara is joined by two special guests to talk about the signs of toxic friendships. Sadly, the trio has a lot of experience with toxic friends, so they've got a lot of wisdom for you.

In this episode, Sara reflects on her many years working customer service and the weird things customers think are acceptable. If you've never worked retail, you might be surprised. If you have, all of this will sound normal to you.

Sara drops in for a quick episode answering some hypothetical questions. If it feels rushed, it's because it was. This was a week of procrastination, it's fine.

In this episode, Sara tries to discern what your favorite candy says about you. She's a bit biased though, and that may or may not show.

She might be late to the party, but this episode features Sara's 2023 predictions. It also features a lot of other things and is a little all over the place but that's what keeps you all on your toes, right?

In this episode, Sara dives back into conspiracy theories with this bonkers query. She braves conspiracy websites to find out why people think pigeons have been replaced by robot-spy birds instead.

In this episode, Sara is joined by a guest and they discuss what makes a person a Disney adult. Neither Sara nor her guest are Disney adults, so they do get a little judgey. Sorry.

As Sara always says, your algorithm knows you best. In this episode, Sara judges your algorithm, but spends most of the time getting sidetracked. That should surprise no one.

In this episode, Sara categorizes the few foods she can think of and decides if they are a soup, salad, or sandwich. The topic ended up being less fun than she anticipated. Apologies in advance.

In this episode, Sara continues with tradition and does some tarot readings for the new year.

In the final episode of the year, Sara talks about fun holiday traditions around the world. She also talks about scary Christmas creatures from around the world and, let me warn you, some are pretty intense.

In this episode, Sara talks about a few standard Christmas traditions in the US. But she doesn't get through very many because, as usual, she gets distracted.

In this episode, Sara tells you what your favorite movie characters say about you. And also Mario characters, due to a request. She also goes on quite a few tangents, as usual.

In this episode, Sara is joined by a friend and, together, they give their own definitive ranking of Thanksgiving foods. They also bust a myth about peas along the way.

In this episode, Sara discusses her thoughts on celebrity Halloween costumes. She was also scarred for life by a worm costume.

In this episode, Sara tells you what your favorite ice cream flavor says about you (so basically exactly what the title says). If your favorite flavor is cotton candy, I'm sorry to say Sara won't have kind words for you.

In this episode, Sara discusses if she could beat a Super Smash character in a fight or not. It's more fun than it sounds, I promise.

In this episode, Sara reads some stories from the internet of people who have been catfished. She also leaves you with some words of wisdom: trust no one.

In this episode, Sara discusses different worlds from fantasy books and if she'd want to live in them or not. It's more fun than it sounds.

Everyone is scared of something, but if you're Sara, you're scared of most things. Sara consoles herself by spending this episode talking about all the phobias she doesn't have.

In this episode, Sara discusses different fast food chains and shares her opinions. She was going to rank them but kind of forgot about the whole point of the episode.

In this episode, Sara musters up her energy to talk about if Lea Michele can read or not. It's lackluster at best.

In honor of Sara's 30th birthday today, she is sharing 30 things she learned in 30 years. Some of them make her sound a little crazy, but that's okay. That's probably been well-established already.

In this episode, Sara recounts her worst travel story and reads travel disaster stories from strangers on the internet. A lot of them involve animals for some reason.

In this episode, Sara talks about royal family conspiracy theories and if she thinks they are true or not. Honestly though, she spends most of her time talking about Genovia.