2 Dads and a Millennial

The guys complain about delivery services such as Uber and Instacart. Anthony ships his cat, Bryan shoots some hoops, and Ryan doesn't do the safety dance. 

The guys discuss the very cheerful topic of terminal illness and whether or not people should be allowed to end their lives on their own terms. They play a game of Stump the Millennial and discuss why the ending of The Mist is the worst movie moment ever filmed. That's right, Ant, I said it! 

The guys welcome special guests Brian Delaney and Craig Wade, hosts of the B Movies and E Books podcast, to discuss everything from conspiracy theories to wacky celebrity encounters. 

The guys discuss the trials and tribulations of traveling. Ryan was lied to about the shuttle, Ant gets lost in Kansas, Bryan's room key doesn't work. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. These and many more traveling nightmares await, along with a round of Stump the Millennial and some good ol fashioned dad jokes. 

The guys delve into the supernatural, aliens, and other strange happenings.  Did a ghost throw a bagel at Bryan, did Ant almost get abducted, who walked down those stairs at Ryan's friend's house? It's all here! Listen and find out. 

The guys discuss their love and hatred for gaming, from pong to Nintendo to adult games. They play some Stump the Millennial, yell at the clouds and dream of being at Cheetahs. 

The guys discuss video games! Or they would if they could ever stay on topic. Instead, they end up discussing their latest and greatest confrontations with the world. They play Stump the Millennial and Ryan does his best to hear what everyone is saying. Welcome to Season 3! 

The boys get together for one last 2021 podcast before ushering in the new year. There's plenty of toiler humor and rants about everything from jobs to messy houses to what music the kids are listening to these days. 

Join us for this Halloween season as we discuss our fears. Stray dogs, sharks, flying, dentists....it's all in here.  We play a game of Stump the Millennial, discuss Bryan's bum-fights experience, and try to figure out if Ant really had a stroke or not. Happy Halloween! 

The guys rant about the lack of professionalism in today's workforce. Ryan got doxed on tik tok, Bryan educates his son's school on why they're failing, and Ant offers Door Dash some angry food for thought. 

The guys discuss the minutiae of multitasking...or they would have if they could have remembered what their topic was. From roulette to family vacations to Anthony running outside to fight someone, this episode puts the what in What's New.

For Ant's birthday, the guys discuss what grinds their gears at the stores. Rude people, inattentive staff, high prices, the rise of the self-checkout apocalypse. It's all here. Plus another round of Stump the Millennial and the usual glut of dirty jokes.  No shirt, no shoes, no podcast! Just kidding, join Ant in your birthday suit and enjoy the rants. 

The boys reunite after a long hiatus to discuss what's new in their lives, from vacations to pools to traffic tickets. Ryan and Ant discuss their new novel and they play a round of Stump the Millennial. 

The guys discuss jobs...again. Bryan has a career, Ant has a job, Ryan wrangles rugrats all day, who's got it worse? It doesn't matter. Ant is gonna DJ at the strip club soon so we're all just gonna hang out there anyway. 

The guys discuss their weird quirks, from alarm clock settings to smelling inanimate objects to why Ant holds his breath when he's...alone. 

The boys talk about food! Food to eat, food to cook, food Ant wants to have relations with. What food do they hate, what food do they love, what would their last meals be, is there a difference between East Coast and West Coast food, who hates dessert, who makes the best casserole, what's Bryan gonna do with that cucumber, will Ryan still eat Italian food, what do porn action figures have to do with it....all this and more in this yummy episode of 2 Dads and a Millennial!

The guys talk about toys--the ones they played with as tots, the ones their kids play with now, and, yes, even the adult ones they use these days. From Star Wars to Nerf Guns to Adam and Eve, they cover it all.

In this "Anything Goes" episode, the boys rant about everything from bicyclists to co-workers to narcissists and more.

The boys discuss the types of things you should know how to do as an adult: tie a tie, change a tire, interview for a job, and so much more. Find out what they can and can't do and whether or not Ant even cares.

The boys talk about scams! Which ones they've fallen for, which ones almost tricked them, which ones just annoy them, and how to deal with them. They play a round of Stump the Millennial and discuss the benefits of butt cans.

Turns out the boys all know people who have murdered. From neighborhood serial killers to angry ax-wielding husbands to crazy dudes with guns...the boys recount their relationships with these criminal elements. (This season 1 episode is back by popular demand!)

The boys discuss music in all its forms, from the radio of the 70s and 80s, to concerts of the 90s to what the kids are listening to today. Hair metal, hip hop, classic rock, jazz, they cover it all. Find out what they like, what they hate, and what makes them want to Jump Jump.

The guys talk about their guilty pleasures before realizing they're adults and can like whatever they want. Cartoons, TV theme songs, Britney Spears, comic books, and weird porn--they cover it all. Ant plays Stump the Dads and Bryan gets another invite to brunch.

The guys talk about Christmas and other holiday traditions. They also go on some smelly tangents and play another round of Stump the Millennial. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and avoid using the soap!

The guys discuss their love of pets and talk about all the furry companions they've had in their life. Ryan rants about aquarium stores, Ant urges everyone to put a leash on their dogs and Bryan talks about watching humans poop on the sidewalks of downtown San Diego. As usual, there's a round of Stump the Millennial and plenty of introspective wisdom...er...well not really, but you get the idea.

The guys talk about what really grinds their gears, from bad drivers to leaving the lights on in the house. They play a round of Stump the Millennial and let Ant go on a sweet, sweet rant.

The guys discuss some of the worst jobs they've ever had--Bryan got stabbed, Ant got fired, Ryan got poison sumac...and so much more! They also dive into rude customers and jerky bosses and play a round of Stump the Millennial.

The guys talk about the pains of getting older, discussing everything from memory loss to prostate exams to why they can't set up an Xbox (damn technology!). They play a round of Stump The Millennial and continue to harass Ant about buying a house (buy a house, Ant!).

The guys bring back the funny as they play a round of Stump the Millennial and discuss the best and worst neighbors they've ever had.

The guys discuss their experiences losing loved ones. Perhaps not the funniest of topics, but sometimes you've gotta ask the hard questions. Plus Ant gets drunk...so there's that.

The first cast in almost a year! The guys catch up on what's new in their lives and talk about everything including Covid, online schooling, jobs, drinking, Tik Tok, tasteless jokes, and more. Stay tuned for more episodes!