24 Bauer Party People

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Sam and I marathon watch 24, taking breaks every 4 episodes to record a podcast. I know nothing about 24, but I am wearing a shoulder holster full of monster energy cans to try and get into the spirit of things and I‘m ready to enter the mind of the neo-con.

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    • Apr 22, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    S5E6: The Presidential Nut Timer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2023 97:23


    Break out the Official Presidential Suicide Kit and join us for the S5 finale. In which: - Trin times the President's time-to-nut - Sam says what he really thinks about 100 Gecs - and Jack murders a dude with his thighs

    S5E5: A Certified Jack Bauer ”Oof”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2023 66:44


    The drops get sillier, the plot gets more convoluted, and we get a real Cinderella story of a Bad Dad Award contender. In which: - Jack Ratatouilles an airliner - silly noises are made - and Jack goes "Oof"

    S5E4: President Evil 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2023 84:30


    Trin has a soundboard now, and Sam doesn't know what hit him. It's a silly episode, folks. In which: -women be shopping a ludicrous amount -the villain stakes get higher and dumber -and we trade a Kim for a new sinister heartthrob

    S5E3: Shooting A Man In The Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023 75:40


    This one had it all, folks. Robocop, the return of Kim, and, we can't stress this enough, a man being shot in the wife. In which: - it's villain central - Kim immediately gets imperilled - and a man gets shot! In the wife!

    S5E2: There's No Other Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2023 64:03


    You wait all day for a contrived, insulting trolley problem, then two come along at once. In which: -the curtain raises once more on Accent Theatre -there's gas that makes you get funny with it -and actually there is another way

    S5E1: R.I.P.O.T.U.S.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2023 71:43


    24BPP returns! To celebrate, we blow up half of our main cast and adopt a new Kim to imperil. Featuring: - Boy Kim, the Kim that's a boy - President Palmer, anime superfan - and Trin still mourning the loss of last season's villain

    24BPP Presents: Eurovision (ft. Alice Caldwell-Kelly)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 72:21


    As part of our ongoing mission creep to document the full menagerie of fucked vibes from around the world, we dive into the Netflix original movie about Eurovision, mostly as an excuse to talk about the premiere European convention for some real types of guys. We're joined by resolute podcaster and vibes inspector Alice Caldwell-Kelly (@AliceAvizandum), and we either burn or solidify our fledgling European listener base once and for all. IN WHICH: - a film acts as a trailer for itself - Trin and Alice have a gay-off over a Greek - and you're all just figments of Sam's imagination

    S4E6: We Blow This 9/11 Thing Wide Open

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 95:28


    It's the season finale, and we've got our favourite lesbian assassins and secret threesomes to prove it. IN WHICH: -we solve the mystery of 9/11 in 24 (it happened twice) -President Boris Johnson -The Dreamworks Of Terrorism

    S4E5: Did 9/11 Happen In 24?: An Exhaustive Investigation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 93:58


    Felix (@mystarlitsky) returns, Sam is a little "Chaos Hours", and Trin is disgusted by the writers like never before. - Amnesty International get a villain arc - Edgar disappoints us - We talk lots about 9/11

    S4E4: Trin Goes On Terrorism Shark Tank

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 58:40


    We're joined again by our friend Felix (@mystarlitsky) for an episode of lesbians, and killing the president. - the writers say "Sorry for the racism" - Operation: 24 Jump Street - and it's a bad day to be a husband

    S4E3: The Second One With The Racial Profiling

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 53:37


    The writing team takes another swing at the entire plot of Season 2, and we reference a lot of video games. IN WHICH: -ACAB doesn't apply to Edgar -Our villain steals some valour -Love Me Son, 'Ate America, Simple As

    S4E2: In Memory Of Dave The Troop

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 68:30


    We memorialise our new favourite competent terrorist, and start speaking Simlish. IN WHICH: - everyone's piping and getting piped - Jack Bauer: Ace Attorney - this mf said "Ringphone" - and we punch up some terror plans

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    S4E1: Twitch Dot TV Slash Terrorism

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 67:13


    This season, we watch a scowling man jump a shark for a full day. IN WHICH: - the lowest Time To Torture yet - replacement Kim peril - hypno kink as an interrogation technique - and we have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack

    24BPP Presents: 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus (or Sam & Trinket's War On Christmas)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 103:37


    Hey, it's still Christmas somewhere, and so the Christmas bonus episodes shall continue to flow. We've overcome a virus of our own, and now we've got one of the maddest and least competent things put to film to subject ourselves to. We're joined by our friend Felix for a very special episode: yes, it's a bumper bonanza of examining the mind of the hog through religious programming, with Left Behind (2000), Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014), and our main event, 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus, a frenziedly ill-made mess made by a very "libertarian" German and his young wife. We're sorry.

    24BPP Presents: The Girl Next Door (2004)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 119:19


    24BPP PRESENTS: The Girl Next Door (2004) Our first Christmas bonus episode! Elisa Cuthbert (Kim Bauer) stars in a high school romcom, as an actual porno lady, in a film that asks, "what did the 2000s hate more: Asians, gays, women, or the viewer?" Tune in to hear: - discussions of how the porn industry works - attempts to fit this into the wider 24 canon - what crime Sam thinks he'll be executed for - and Trin getting angrier than ever, faster than ever

    S3E6: Arming Bombs; Disarming Arms

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 117:43


    We wave goodbye to treasured characters and limbs in another double-length finale. In which: -we explore the Presidential podcasting nook -more awards than ever are granted -and Trin stares down the barrel of the podcast gun

    S3E5: Jack Bauer vs Woke James Bond

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 55:37


    Jack faces his greatest foe yet: criticisms of US Foreign Policy. Is this show secretly good now? In which: -frying pan immunity comes back to haunt us -an MI6 agent kills Diana -Kim grows as a killer -and yet more dads!

    S3E4: A More Concealable PP

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 59:59


    Fill your lungs with virus, become the Joker, and prepare to melt! We meet the villain, and he's... Jack Whitehall? In which: -a hotel has a handy Hotel Gun -a whole new formulation of dad -and we discuss 24: The DVD Board Game!

    S3E3: Kim‘s Further Adventures In Babysitting

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 48:44


    Hear us find our second wind in real time as we ask: whose baby is this, and will Kim orphan it? In which: -President Wifeguy: The Return -Sam talks a lot about Tango & Cash -and a familiar smokeshow reappears!

    S3E2: The Dang Novel Coronavirus

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 68:34


    Bad news: The plot sucks. Good news: now we have an entirely different plot, and maybe this one won't! In which: -everyone knows Andy the torturer -thank christ, Kim's in peril -and CTU Is Fake goes all the way to the top

    S3E1: Resident Evil (Twenty)4

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 58:20


    Already the quagmire pulls us in, as a sweatier-than-ever Bauer tangles with some unfortunately named Hispanic chaps. In which: - Kim Was Not The Impostor - a new type of dad just dropped - and we fire the podcast gun

    S3 Pre-Watch: Kiefer! The Frenetic Opera

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 19:58


    Three blissful months without 24 come to a screeching halt as we settle in for another day at the coalface. In Which: - we play "What the fuck is going on?" - we discuss potential future pod ideas - and we rename a host

    S2E6: The Chaos Hours (S2 Finale)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 115:51


    A two-hour S2 finale. 24 thought it could destroy us. It didn't know we could destroy us first. You knew what you were getting into by listening. In which: - we mix drinks - Kim makes us cry laughing - and we make our final awards judgements

    S2E5: Jack Bauer Actually Literally Dies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 36:38


    A shorter and more subdued episode as we envy Jack sleeping the sleep of the dead. In Which: - the hogs come out to play - Jack Bauer vibrates - and Jack Bauer gets vibrated to actual death

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    S2E4: Tonight We Mourn A Swede

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 51:37


    The No Good Day Award hits lethal fever pitch as the wisdom of doing this one day after season 1 starts to fray. In Which: - Palmer takes a Zoom call - a sheep dip filled with spaff - and Kim escapes Vault 101

    S2E3: White Women In Trouble!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 72:07


    This was the best of times. This was also very much the worst of times. It's downhill from here. IN WHICH: - Islam is handled sensitively - the torture veers from fun to upsetting - cougars (figurative) - and cougars (literal)

    S2E2: The One With The Racial Profiling

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2021 60:19


    Sometimes a time capsule is full of insights on the past. Sometimes it's full of shit. Today, it's both. IN WHICH: - 24 gets very 24, even for 24 - The Return Of The Simping - and Kim engages in crime hijinks

    S2E1:To Know A Hog From A Hacksaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 65:25


    Another dumbass, another day. Season 2 begins, and the sun rises on what may prove to be our undoing. The stakes are higher, the shouting is louder, and the hoggery? Oh, you'd better believe it's at its hoggiest yet. IN WHICH:  - Jack Bauer returns from furlough with an ill advised beard - a white woman is menaced by a dastardly foreigner who is actually maybe the only tolerable character - meeting rooms are for meetings, briefings, and extrajudicial decapitations - and The Bad Dad Of The Day Sweepstakes begin, with no shortage of competitors

    Season 2: Pre Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 23:49


    Welcome once again, to 24 *Jessi screams* We took a break for 24 hours to recuperate! Jack Bauer took a whole year! He's lazy, we're committed. We discuss some lingering thoughts we had about season 1, a review Jessi found and touch on what we think season 2 will be like before diving in!

    Episode 6: No More Mr Wifeguy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 49:15


    Like a wet towel into a stomach, we've finally worked our way to the end. Tune in to hear:  the long overdue addition of a van rampage (vanpage) the drama becomes critically melo Wife Cataclysm Hours and a series of sensible plans that a team of writers would sign off on

    Episode 5: Eternal Scandinavia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 55:01


    Sam continues to somehow have energy and Jessi has returned to wearing the shoulder holster, only with new contents. This week; George of the Jungle fails to watch out for a tree Jack meets the world's most angry and eager sniper Heavily armed home security guys and many more dudes with wacky accents 

    Episode 4: Teri Please Call Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 57:45


    Beep, beep, beep, beep! 16:00 Jessi has hit an incredibly sapphic wall, Sam is irritatingly fresh as ever! This week we discuss; Greenes office conduct The appearance of George of the Jungle How to learn a new move, with Teri and confusingly, the lesbian dating app "her"   Follow us on twitter! @24bauerpartyppl

    Episode 3: Time for Towel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 52:24


    We're into the real calamity arc of the podcast now folks. You might notice some amateur foley work as we attempt to gain a 3rd wind via some nice refreshments, sorry about that (but in our defence it is a marathon 24 podcast) In this episode: Jack asks too much of a service worker Fake Taxi starring Fake Dad cinematic parallels with Evangelion and ways to have fun with a towel Follow us on twitter @24hourpartyppl for some posting

    Episode 2: The Bad Dad Award

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 61:37


    We're beginning to enter the endurance hours of the podcast. 8 hours in and the energy drinks have been cracked open to discuss - Bad dads, fake dads, and the overlap therein - Dick Punchin' surgical technique - The most 2000's hackerman possible - Matt Hancocking for fun and profit (We had a fairly weird audio bug on the recording where it came out sounding like it had been run through content aware scale, so you might notice some very slight volume weirdness, best I could do in post with the nature of the podcast i'm afraid)

    Episode 1: Fake Cops and Bellyflops

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 57:40


    What if a day... had 24 hours? This is the daring question posed by 24, the 2001 real-time series about a Canadian pretending to be a policeman who shouts at his phone a lot. In this first episode, we discuss: - Machines, subsection: Mystery - Kiefer's signature swan dive - How Jack Bauer takes fingerprints and will not give them back

    Episode 0 - Pre watch Chat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 12:16


    Sam and I discuss what I know about 24 (next to nothing) and set out what the plan is for the next 24 hours. 

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