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Join everyday Joe's Bryan Harris and Ron Aleman each week as they riff on everything under the sun in an effort to earn 15 minutes of your week and not bore the hell out of anyone along the way. Podcast release Fridays at 5pm Central Standard Time

Bryan Harris and Ron Aleman


    • Jan 16, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 24m AVG DURATION
    • 36 EPISODES


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    Memorial Day "ish"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 42:30


    They say good things come to those who wait.  Well this episode is the exception that proves the rule as Hitman and The Al inaccurately prognosticate about the end of COVID and other things that did not pan out as predicted since the initially intended release date of this Memorial Day 2021 episode.   

    Hitman's financial ruin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 35:17


    More self deprecating dialogue and a special shout out to all the moms out there who literally made all of this possible

    National Missing Sock Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 34:39


    Hitman's ongoing battle of the bulge, bizarre national holidays, and a campaign launch for a new day carved out just for the men out there.

    Chainsaw Chad

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 38:13


    The debut of the eye in the sky from 2g1p and The Al disgusts all of us with his brand of sex talk. 

    I'm Fat as F*&!K!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 27:30


    The hits just keep on comin. The boys lament the recent demise of the boilers and Hitman self deprecates on his recent crash encounter with the scale. 

    Lots of people suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 40:54


    2g1p welcomes Bryan's bro Chris Harris into the studio as the boys take aim at cancel culture, overzealous homeowners associations, and tools from high school blasting away on social media. Yeah I'm talking to you Doak! (that's a real name BTW) 

    If the moon were made of cheese....

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 16:03


    Former president Barack Obama and Harry Carey pop in for a visit. Little did we know how tight Barack and Kanye are?

    Ted Cruz is a dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 40:00


    Potshots at Ted Cruz. Tiger's misfortunes. And spring baseball is in the air!

    An episode about nothing...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 28:29


    The boys reminisce about iconic sitcoms from days of yore, and The Al questions Hitman's masculinity

    And now a word from our sponsor...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 27:59


    Discussion about "small problems", a little nod to the recent surge of the Boilers, and a shout out to show sponsor Everlasting Comfort

    F%$! SEAWORLD!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 34:20


    Fresh off COVID, hitman comes in hot taking aim at Seaworld and and Ron celebrates the capture and demise of a critter that "T.O'd" him right in his own home.

    1 guy one podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 34:59


    Hitman is on the shelf with the covid thing. Ronnie stitches it together with some inbound calls including a tale of the hitman's college courtship maneuvers (why not hit a man while he is down?)

    The Sandwich Trials

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 22:49


    Is a hot dog a sandwich? The debate rages on and Jason Miller, sandwich expert, joins the show to help clear it up. Also the merits (or lack thereof) of the Eagles playing dead against the football team to hand them the division is bantered about.

    Get your popcorn ready...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 36:14


    A mouse pulls a "T.O." on Ron's carpet, the boys lament the Cubbies transition, and an explosive debate about how a hot dog is classified round out this last episode of 2020. #!$% you 2020!

    Merry Merry...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 34:38


    Throw a log on the fire, make yourself a hot toddy, and cuddle up to this special holiday installation of 2G1P!

    Special Holiday Guests

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 1:43


    Ahead of the Xmas Eve special, Al, Sean, Arnold, and Harry stop by the studio to lay down some holiday literary freestyle from one of the classics.

    special holiday xmas eve holiday guests
    MNF Bengals vs. Steelers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 12:25


    The boys compare notes ahead of this week's ratings juggernaut, and Bryan shares his grotesque pacing to 50 burritos by the stroke of midnight on New Year's eve.

    Thad's Shot at Redemption

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 26:17


    Under the cover of informant audio distortion, "Thad" steps to the mic to defend the accusations put forward in the previous episode that he pulls for virtually every team in the NFL. Is it true where there is smoke there is fire? Or did 2 guys point the loaded mic at the wrong guy?

    MNF Ravens vs. Browns and the merits of one team loyalties

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 23:50


    The MNF throwdown continues and the fellas debate the merits, or lack thereof, of carrying the torch for more than one team.

    MNF Niners vs. Bills

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 13:30


    If a group of 49'ers were squared off with a herd of buffalos in a 50' x 50' space, who would emerge victorious? If you can contemplate that stupidity then this episode might be your speed. If not, you are better off sitting this one out.

    Marital Friction (courtesy of Ron)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 16:49


    Ron describes how a recent marital spat is brought on by COVID-19, but in the end it's clear that Ron is the issue here not a global pandemic.

    MNF Seahawks vs. Eagles

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 16:03


    MNF hijinx return and Ron absorbs some much deserved abuse about the sad state of affairs at Soldier Field.

    Don't Eat Your Weed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 22:55


    It's the week of Thanksgiving, and pot makes you hungry. Should you find yourself on the compromising end of an encounter with the law, the singing lawyers from Hutson and Harris shed some light on why it's important you not cross those two streams as eating your weed is rife with legal peril. Curious? Maybe it's interesting...or maybe you have already done exactly that and if so that's your cross to bear!

    MNF Picks- Bucs vs. Rams

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 13:00


    The saga continues....Ron and Bryan square off as the GOAT hosts Jared Goff and the Rams in this weeks' MNF showdown!

    Artificial Intelligence...and also a look at JOSH.AI

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 16:40


    Get under the hood (or motherboard) as the fellas chop it up with Chad Russell from Josh.AI, a new smart home AI that rises above Alexa and others (and has a little more street in him as revealed during the interview with Josh)

    NFL Picks- Bears vs. Vikings

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 12:31


    Just in time....the boys square off again in the ongoing MNF throwdown, and Bryan finds another pathetic excuse to trot out his horrible Sean Connery impersonation.

    Vaccine Jeopardy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 20:04


    The jeopardy with the vaccine times with the unfortunate passing of game show icon Alex Trebek, Oh and Bryan needs to tune up that Sean Connery impersonation

    A Tale from the Pro Football Ranks with D.C. Crenshaw (part one)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 27:02


    In part one of this two part run at it, the boys chop it up with ex pro football player and Cantera Negra tequila purveyor D.C. Crenshaw as he educates us on the finer points of playing football at the highest levels. We then get all philosophical about dealing with COVID-19 with the fam as we head into the “party season” and holidays.

    A Tale from the Pro Football Ranks with D.C. Crenshaw (part two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 20:28


    In part two, D.C. Crenshaw breaks down the inner workings of his Cantera Negra Tequila and hits on the Little Diners Crew, his culinary exploration experience for kids, all of which leaves Ronnie and Bryan feeling like they really should be doing much more with their lives!

    Happy Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 28:11


    A reminiscent look back at Halloweens of yore and some other spooky s*&%! to color your holiday fare.

    The Flat Earth Society.....

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 22:51


    Evidence that we are facing imminent extinction by way of our own collective stupidity is the cornerstone of this episode.

    Chicago Pizza Tours and Ronnie avoids a Scrape with his neighbor

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 24:10


    Our maiden voyage in the world of live interviews with Jon Porter from Chicago Pizza Tours, and Ronnie almost comes to blows with his drunken angry neighbor.

    So long sir Eddie and Ronnie narrowly escapes death in Mexico

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 22:55


    In this episode we pay a much needed tribute to Eddie Van Halen and thank god Ronnie is a capable swimmer!

    Farmville Sucks and is Cornhole a Sport?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 19:32


    The fellas break down the merits of a couple of fringe sports and Bryan takes particular issue with the social impact of Farmville.

    Iron Mike and Pineapple Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 21:33


    In this attempted distraction from what you would normally be doing right now, Ronnie has some words for Iron Mike Ditka and the boys finally address the polarizing topic of pineapple on pizza in an effort to calm the nerves of a nation.

    Episode Two- STFU!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 19:04


    In this second run at this thing, Ronnie gets fired up about the perils of homeschooling and virtual learning with disobedient students f'ing things up and the boys compare the auditory similarities and stylings of tennis stars, scream queens, and porn stars in a quiz show style take.

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