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They say good things come to those who wait.  Well this episode is the exception that proves the rule as Hitman and The Al inaccurately prognosticate about the end of COVID and other things that did not pan out as predicted since the initially intended release date of this Memorial Day 2021 episode.   

More self deprecating dialogue and a special shout out to all the moms out there who literally made all of this possible

Hitman's ongoing battle of the bulge, bizarre national holidays, and a campaign launch for a new day carved out just for the men out there.

The debut of the eye in the sky from 2g1p and The Al disgusts all of us with his brand of sex talk. 

The hits just keep on comin. The boys lament the recent demise of the boilers and Hitman self deprecates on his recent crash encounter with the scale. 

2g1p welcomes Bryan's bro Chris Harris into the studio as the boys take aim at cancel culture, overzealous homeowners associations, and tools from high school blasting away on social media. Yeah I'm talking to you Doak! (that's a real name BTW) 

Former president Barack Obama and Harry Carey pop in for a visit. Little did we know how tight Barack and Kanye are?

Potshots at Ted Cruz. Tiger's misfortunes. And spring baseball is in the air!

The boys reminisce about iconic sitcoms from days of yore, and The Al questions Hitman's masculinity

Discussion about "small problems", a little nod to the recent surge of the Boilers, and a shout out to show sponsor Everlasting Comfort

Fresh off COVID, hitman comes in hot taking aim at Seaworld and and Ron celebrates the capture and demise of a critter that "T.O'd" him right in his own home.

Hitman is on the shelf with the covid thing. Ronnie stitches it together with some inbound calls including a tale of the hitman's college courtship maneuvers (why not hit a man while he is down?)

Is a hot dog a sandwich? The debate rages on and Jason Miller, sandwich expert, joins the show to help clear it up. Also the merits (or lack thereof) of the Eagles playing dead against the football team to hand them the division is bantered about.

A mouse pulls a "T.O." on Ron's carpet, the boys lament the Cubbies transition, and an explosive debate about how a hot dog is classified round out this last episode of 2020. #!$% you 2020!

Throw a log on the fire, make yourself a hot toddy, and cuddle up to this special holiday installation of 2G1P!

Ahead of the Xmas Eve special, Al, Sean, Arnold, and Harry stop by the studio to lay down some holiday literary freestyle from one of the classics.

The boys compare notes ahead of this week's ratings juggernaut, and Bryan shares his grotesque pacing to 50 burritos by the stroke of midnight on New Year's eve.

Under the cover of informant audio distortion, "Thad" steps to the mic to defend the accusations put forward in the previous episode that he pulls for virtually every team in the NFL. Is it true where there is smoke there is fire? Or did 2 guys point the loaded mic at the wrong guy?

The MNF throwdown continues and the fellas debate the merits, or lack thereof, of carrying the torch for more than one team.

If a group of 49'ers were squared off with a herd of buffalos in a 50' x 50' space, who would emerge victorious? If you can contemplate that stupidity then this episode might be your speed. If not, you are better off sitting this one out.

Ron describes how a recent marital spat is brought on by COVID-19, but in the end it's clear that Ron is the issue here not a global pandemic.

MNF hijinx return and Ron absorbs some much deserved abuse about the sad state of affairs at Soldier Field.

It's the week of Thanksgiving, and pot makes you hungry. Should you find yourself on the compromising end of an encounter with the law, the singing lawyers from Hutson and Harris shed some light on why it's important you not cross those two streams as eating your weed is rife with legal peril. Curious? Maybe it's interesting...or maybe you have already done exactly that and if so that's your cross to bear!

The saga continues....Ron and Bryan square off as the GOAT hosts Jared Goff and the Rams in this weeks' MNF showdown!

Get under the hood (or motherboard) as the fellas chop it up with Chad Russell from Josh.AI, a new smart home AI that rises above Alexa and others (and has a little more street in him as revealed during the interview with Josh)

Just in time....the boys square off again in the ongoing MNF throwdown, and Bryan finds another pathetic excuse to trot out his horrible Sean Connery impersonation.

The jeopardy with the vaccine times with the unfortunate passing of game show icon Alex Trebek, Oh and Bryan needs to tune up that Sean Connery impersonation

In part one of this two part run at it, the boys chop it up with ex pro football player and Cantera Negra tequila purveyor D.C. Crenshaw as he educates us on the finer points of playing football at the highest levels. We then get all philosophical about dealing with COVID-19 with the fam as we head into the “party season” and holidays.

In part two, D.C. Crenshaw breaks down the inner workings of his Cantera Negra Tequila and hits on the Little Diners Crew, his culinary exploration experience for kids, all of which leaves Ronnie and Bryan feeling like they really should be doing much more with their lives!

A reminiscent look back at Halloweens of yore and some other spooky s*&%! to color your holiday fare.

Evidence that we are facing imminent extinction by way of our own collective stupidity is the cornerstone of this episode.

Our maiden voyage in the world of live interviews with Jon Porter from Chicago Pizza Tours, and Ronnie almost comes to blows with his drunken angry neighbor.

In this episode we pay a much needed tribute to Eddie Van Halen and thank god Ronnie is a capable swimmer!

The fellas break down the merits of a couple of fringe sports and Bryan takes particular issue with the social impact of Farmville.

In this attempted distraction from what you would normally be doing right now, Ronnie has some words for Iron Mike Ditka and the boys finally address the polarizing topic of pineapple on pizza in an effort to calm the nerves of a nation.

In this second run at this thing, Ronnie gets fired up about the perils of homeschooling and virtual learning with disobedient students f'ing things up and the boys compare the auditory similarities and stylings of tennis stars, scream queens, and porn stars in a quiz show style take.