A Muggle’s P.O.V.

we talk about stuff. im so done with writing descriptions, this is all im gonna give y'all. hope y'all enjoy.

We talk about quidditch. a lot. thats pretty much it. ummm... i don't know. theres a lot of reading, and this is like our first chill episode so... yeah? enjoy this chill ep., i guess.

⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS EPISODE IS VERY LOUD, TURN DOWN YOUR HEADPHONES!! ⚠️WARNING⚠️ Hiya! This is our record for shortest ep. yet! i mean, im not sure if that's something to celebrate, but sure, we can! if you are not in the mood for like ten minutes of pure craziness and screaming and very odd voices that i made up on the spot (which are really silly and make no sense) then please don't listen! we are not crazy until we realized we had to go in like two minutes and so we started screaming and the voices got real wacko because we were trying to finish in time. Also, we will be publishing this episode way later than the recording date, June 4th. we are now out of school and i am twelve years old! (yes, we are young people) Anyway, i have been rambling on for the longest time in a while, so i should let you guys enjoy this episode all about the HP summers!

We do kiss maRy curse And stuff. we are super distrActed and Stuff so yeaH. hopE you enjoy this epiSode aNd stuff. see you sOon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And stUff. im too laZy to edit it so. therEs a wHole lot Of silEnce. alSo sorry aBouT All thE capitalization issueS that wAs opAl. and Me. YUp. SO YEAh. seE Ya SOoN. And stuff.

we talk about hermioneeee and truthy pore our our deepest and darkestes feelings about hermoionee and tell abute what she dose in all the books and have some intruptions whith pearl having to go get some water. hope you enjoy bieeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!! see ya

we distatingley talk about ronaleled weassly. and get super hot becise its a millon degeres outsid!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (by the way this was written by Opal

Hi! We talk about the Chosen One... and stuff. Bye-bye!!

This is our Valentine's Day special, even though we never say that in the episode. Hope you enjoy!! Same thing as the last time, we take two names and someone comes up with a date scene, then we create a story about those two characters. Thanks for listening!! See you SOOOOOON!!!!

We talk about what professions some of the characters got, including Ginny, Luna, and Neville!! Hope you enjoy!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!! Got you Opal!!!

We review the sixth book in the HP series. Spoiler warning, though if you haven't read the sixth book, then you should not be listening to this podcast. We know it's been ages since we did our last book review, and we hope you're as excited as we are to hear it!! Hope you enjoy!!! SOOOOOOON!!!!! Muahahahaha Opal, I got you again!!!

We... do stuff. You know the drill by now. We have some bloopers for you, ya!!!! So... ummm... I guess laugh your head off? Have fun laughing so hard you cry (hopefully

In this episode we will talk about the BEST HOUSE EVER (in Pearl's opinion)/the second best house (in Opal's opinion)!!!!! We talk about the traits of this wonderful house, along with the fact that the movies are LYING about the Ravenclaw colors!!! THEY ARE BLUE AND BRONZE PEOPLE, BLUE AND BRONZE!!!!!!!! NOT BLUE AND SILVER, SILVER IS ALREADY TAKEN!!!!! Along with the fact that the emblem for the house is and EAGLE not a RAVEN!!! It's not Rowena Ravenclaw's fault that her name is Ravenclaw, her favorite animal is an EAGLE!!!! You're probably wondering, but doesn't it just make it easier to have it be a raven? Well, it doesn't for people who want to represent our house and can't find any merch that has the right colors or the right emblem. Anyways, I've been rambling for a while and need to get this episode published, so see you sooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!! Hahahaha Opal, I got you!!!!

In this episode we will talk about Hufflepuff, the BEST HOUSE EVER (in Opal's opinion)/the second best house ever (in Pearl's opinion)!!!! We also make an Alternate Universe (AU) fanfic about Cedric Diggory not dying!!! Hope you enjoy, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this very funny episode, we will say what we would change in the Harry Potter series and why. We also talk about the twenty three people Harry's killed and how he is a criminal!!! Happy Winter/Happy Solstice/Happy Chanukah/Happy Kwanzaa(sorry if I spelled it wrong)/Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate/Merry Christmas!!!!! WHEW!! That was a lot!! Anyway, hope you have an amazing winter!!!

Merry Christmas!! Since it is the most wonderful time of the year, we decided to kill our voices singing Harry and the Potters Christmas carols!!! We also do a fun game in the end, but I won't spoil that for you!! It's very hilarious, so prepare to lose your breath!!!

In this episode we have some amazing surprise news!!! Listen to the episode to find out what it is!!!!! Also, we talk about the 20th Anniversary Return to Hogwarts movie, which is a behind the scenes documentary about the making of Harry Potter (its really good go watch it). There are many surprising, funny, and sweet elements to it and we both loved it!!!! Thank you all for listening to our podcast and giving us 350 plays!!! You are AMAZING!!!!!!!

In this episode, we take a bunch of Harry Potter quiz's. Though it eventually works, we had many technical difficulties and have to count to ten A LOT. We are so sorry for the inefficiency. Hope you enjoy, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this episode we say we will read you knock knock jokes, but actually we just read some more jokes. After we do that for about six minutes, we talk about how Harry Potter has become a cliche, and what movie we're going to watch at a Harry Potter birthday sleepover we're having this weekend (hopefully #5!!!). Then we talk about our strange ideas about the fifth movie, including that Lucious is a therapist, Bellatrix is an airlicker, and Snape is secretly casting Sectumsempra (before we know it exists) to make everyone's faces red, and hair look really bad!! We hope you enjoy this scatterbrained and funny episode!!!!

In this episode we will tell you some funny (and not so funny) Harry Potter jokes!!!!! We hope you enjoy!!!! BYE!!!!!!! ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ some of these jokes are THE MOST CRINGE THINGS YOU WILL EVER HEAR so if you ABSOLUTELY HATE those kind of jokes, please please please do not listen for we don't anyone to stop listening to our podcast because of one episode. Thank you all so much!!!!

In this episode, we will follow instructions from the Book Of Wizard Craft (credit to the Wizard for writing it, without this amazing book this episode would never have happened) to read each others futures!! It is a very fun episode and we encourage you to follow our instructions and do it with a friend!!!! Listen on for more about our futures!!!! Also, we now have a poll on the last episode so please respond!!!! THANK YOU!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this episode both Pearl and Opal almost vomit from the disgusting flavors. You may play along, though we don't recommend it unless you are absolutely sure you want to torture your mouth and stomach. Thank you all so incredibly much for listening to us suffer and gag and spit!!!!! We hope you enjoy this disgusting episode!!!!!!!!!!!! *ALERT!! CONTENT WARNING!!!!!!!!* We mention the “Loo Drum” (toilet) quite a few times, so if you are not comfortable with that, please do not listen to this episode. Also, we are very loud so PLEASE turn down your headphones if you are listening through them. Thank you!!!!!

In this episode one of us will make up a date scene for characters, while the other pulls two names from a bowl without telling the scene-maker. Then, we come up with something that will happen to them. This episode has some very strange and funny couples in it and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did!!!!! BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Audio warning! tuen down the volume!* We hope you enjoy the second episode of bloopers!!! We cried a lot when we previewed this, and we hope you do too!!! There is no blooper sound for this episode, there were too many, and we did not want to have to add it in so many time!!! Thanks for listening, and sorry we took such a long hiatus from the podcast. We were on two separate trips and neither of us had our recording device. We are both very sorry about that. Anyways, hope you enjoy and keep listening for more soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Join the wonderfully amazing sisters, Pearl and Opal Black on this insanely wild ride as we attempt to talk about the ships in Harry Potter!! Hopefully this is an as successful episode in the fun department as it was for the creators!!!! We are sorry if we are silent for long periods of time or sound wrong when we are chewing and talking!!!! We had nothing on script for this episode so that's sometimes why we are silent, we're simply trying to think of more things to say!!! Also, thanks to Mist Potter and The Great Hufflepuff for sending in your rating of our podcast and also thanks to you both for giving us five stars!!!! Also, a person responded to our Q&A asking for more quotes to voice-act!! So sorry we didn't get to it in this episode, we were planning on it, but we didn't have time as we were already running on a tight schedule and we were overtime. We will definitely read your amazing Hermione quote in the next episode, both of us will try to voice-act her and ask the listeners by way of Q&A who's is better!! We also hope to have next episode be a Bertie Bots challenge, so you get to hear us suffer!!! We hope you enjoy enjoy, BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this episode, we will voice-act some main-ish characters in the Half-Blood Prince and the Order of the Phoenix, including Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood, Harry James Potter, Hermione Jean Granger, Ron Arthur Weasley, Ginevra Molly Weasley, Neville Frank Longbottom, and Dolores No-Heart Jane Umbridge. We hope you enjoy this very cringey episode, BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this episode we will interview Esmerelda Weasley, a friend of ours. Sorry this episode is kinda short, its just that we didn't have a ton of interview questions and Esmerelda answered them pretty quickly, and we couldn't come with any just on the spot, so this episode is short! Anyways, we hope you enjoy, BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hope you enjoy this hilarious episode of our mistakes!!!!!!

In this episode, we will be talking about da House of da Lion, BOOP!!!!!!!!! That is Gryffindor, by the way. We hope you enjoy this very hilarious and scatterbrained episode!!! BOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In this episode, we will pit the most dangerous magical creatures from Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them against each other. I won't tell you who the winner is, but I hope you agree with us!!! If you don't, that is okay as well!! Tell us, in fact, in response to our Q&A!!! Also, this is our 12th episode, and Anchor says we have 106 total plays, so thank you to all you listening out there!!! We hope to upload our podcast on Apple Podcasts, so if you have a friend who doesn't have Spotify, but loves Harry Potter, let them know that they will soon be able to listen to our podcast on a new platform!!! Also, we have been changing the cover art on our podcast lately, don't worry!!! We are not changing the owl on the cover of our podcast, we are just posting pictures of cute and beautiful things in our life!!! (Yes, we have chicks!!!). The picture on this episode is an orca breaching in Canada, and we though it was majestic enough to get an episode in its honor. The first picture we changed is of Pipi, our dog, and the second one is of Fuzzy Sunlight and Sundrop Lemondrop, two chicks that we have right now, the third one is a swimming hole in Canada (we went on a trip to Canada last summer, if you were wondering!) Well, I have been ranting for a while now and had best publish this episode!!!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will interview Reg and have tons of fun!!!!! Warning: this is not, repeat NOT a professional episode, so once again, please do not listen if you are looking for professionalism, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will rank the seven HP books using numbers one to seven to express our feelings about the books. If you disagree with us, please let us know your thoughts and we will shout you out on an upcoming episode. If you don't want us to shout you out or say your name on the podcast, that is totally fine with us, just make sure you say so in your response. We now have many ideas thanks to our cousin, but still send in yours as they come to you. We hope you enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will do a deep dive into the Slytherin House. We talk about everything from notable Slytherins in the HP books to why we think Salazar Slytherin is a jerk. Hope you enjoy the first episode in the Deep Dive series (we will do four, one for each house)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will interview our mother, Eclipse Black. We know this is a kind of short episode, but Eclipse had a time thing so we had to make it short. We just ask her a bunch of questions and have her answer them. We hope you enjoy our first of many interview episodes!!!!!

Pearl and Opal will play HP Trivia using Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit cards and a six-sided die. Hope you enjoy! Also, warning, there are just a few spoilers from the last two books because we didn't read the question carefully. Sorry! Another thing is that we are not, I repeat NOT professional, and we sometimes don't count to five before we say the answer to a question, which we were supposed to do. We could edit out those parts, but I don't want to because I don't have time and it is confusing, so sorry again for all the mistakes we make! Also, I know I said this in the last description but please respond to our Q&As! PLEASE! It is really fun for us to read your replies and helps us get to know you! Also, we've been thinking about maybe having a voice-acting contest in the future where we choose people from Harry Potter and a quote from them, then have people submit their voice-act for those characters!! Finally (I know this is a long description) keep listening for more fun with Pearl and Opal!!!!!!!!!!!

We will play Would You Rather, but HP version! We hope you enjoy this very fun episode!!!!! Please respond to the Q&As, it helps us learn more about our audience!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, here is the voice message link if you want to send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stuart--oneill/message

We will sort the main-ish characters in Wings of Fire into the four Hogwarts Houses!!! Please don't listen if you haven't read the Wings of Fire series, as there will be MAJOR spoilers!!!! Hope you enjoy this very fun episode!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will read a quote from The Woes of Mrs. Weasley, Ch. 9, review the 5th book, and read a few hilarious experts! Hope you enjoy

We will play Kiss, Marry, Curse and read a quote from The Boy Who Lived! We hope you enjoy this first episode!!!!

This is the intro, as written above.