Blueberry Pancakes

Jemaine can't let it go that Bret ran away when they were being mugged, but they both learned a lesson from the muggers. There's so much danger when The Hiphopopotomus and The Rhymenoceros get together that one of them may be dead...what? Maybe he did eat blueberry pancakes!

There are no gigs, so Bret gets a job for the money but then isn't available when a gig does come around. But maybe he wants to do his job instead of the band now, and of course it's all about a girl (not Mel!) Quit overthinking, just join the band and eat blueberry pancakes!

It's helmet-hair night so Bret can't come with Jemaine on his date with Sally, but even though Jemaine walked on the outside of her she doesn't want to date him anymore. If you could pawn blueberry pancakes maybe you could get outfits like Daft Punk for your music video (and to hide f rom Mel!) Join your favorite retrospecting podcast Blueberry Pancakes for fun with Flight of the Conchords!

Engram Pattersky is evicting Nick and Jess from the loft so they get everyone together for one last game of True American packing edition--if you land on something, you pack it...unless it's Blueberry Pancakes, then you eat them immediately! The last episode of New Girl is NOT the last episode of Blueberry Pancakes! Never fear, we have many shows and ideas for retrospection, so we are sticking around. Join us next time for Flight of the Conchords!

It's just like Jess and Nick to be getting married but their wedding is cursed. Aly is having the baby but it's at the same time as the wedding. Joan tries to help but just makes Jess want to eat cake. Russell's looking for his sixth wife but he won't find her here. Everyone told Blaze he'd lose the limo, but he thought it was too big. If you don't have the password, you'll have to pay Ruth $100 to get some Blueberry Pancakes!

All of the couples of the group are having date night at the same time, and of course none of it goes as planned. But in the end everyone's families are growing, and finally Winston can see (and hate!) the blue of blueberry pancakes.

Nick is trying to convince Ruth to like him so he can be her godfather. Schmidt is trying to convince people to buy salsa so he can be good at his job. Cece is trying to convince the school security guard that she belongs here, and Ruth is just trying to get her peanut butter sandwich…or was it blueberry pancakes?

Nick is lending people money, Sam is wearing a cat shirt, Outside Dave is inside, Robby is doing an interpretive dance as the red laser dot Ferguson loved so much and Coach has still got teeth in his teeth. Don't worry, there are still good New Girl shenanigans and good blueberry pancakes to be had.

Jess is a hippie, Benjamin will be the Joker, Nick is the most throat-punchable boy, Winston was just a hot-blooded Chicago teenager, Schmidt and Cece want to be Lillypads people, but Ruth gonna do what Ruth gonna do, and that is eating blueberry pancakes!

Can you have a breast pump in a meeting? Can you have a fire pit in your bedroom? Can you do a movie, and can Senator Porcupine put on his own tie? Pour coffee into chardonnay and pair with blueberry pancakes!

Musical chairs with no music is just chairs! What would a toddler's birthday be without a dress code, and what would Schmidt's face be without a mustache? Ruth just wanted a Wonder Woman birthday party, and Bob just wanted to see his daughter cry! Where did Nick's shin go?

Everyone else seems to know Nick is in love with Jess and Jess is in love with Nick except Nick and Jess. Everyone knows Cece is pregnant except Cece. Break the news with a house full of flowers and blueberry pancakes!

Jess needs more cans to recycle, Aly brought up trains, and somehow all the Michaels in the world manage to deal with this every day. Grab your freshly stone-washed jean jacket and push everyone else in front of the shark while you eat blueberry pancakes, and try not to look at the monster's butthole.

Jess's dad loves a surprise visit for no reason at all. Schmidt and Cece are allowed to visit the loft since moving out for no reason at all. Winston records a fake sports radio show for his mom, an invited guest. Blueberry pancakes are always invited for no reason at all! Join us for THIS ill-advised talk radio alternative reality!

If Nick ever, ever needs a blazer, no matter how late it is, he can call Schmidt and wake him up until the day he dies. How many is too many points of entry, and is a house really so much better than an apartment? How many blueberry pancakes is too many? Trick question—you can never have too many!

Who is the audience for the Pepperwood Chronicles? Blue collar nautical workers on the coastline of Maine or preteen middle schoolers at Jess's school? Who does Ferguson belong to, and is he destined to geek out over mayonnaise the rest of his life? When will Cece ever pack and will Schmidt help her? What is an “ut?” We'll take blueberry muffins (or pancakes) for lunch!

Jess and Schmidt have both been promoted, but before they start their first big day of work, Nick takes them both on the “Rumspringa” adventure they need. No one's been Rhonda'd in awhile and Jess can make a pillow out of anything, so eat your Blueberry Pancakes and enjoy the "Boy Ride!”

Sparkles are in! What would you rather get for a Valentine's Day gift—a nudie card with a $20 stapled to it or tickets to something called “The Clippers?” Quit cleaning out your purse, put on your bobcat costume and go to the same froyo place so you can finally get a free one! The best Valentine's gift would be blueberry pancakes!

Nick goes for a run in what appears to be swim trunks. Aly helps Schmidt and Cece paint their house even though it doesn't need it while Winston plants cactus for the first phase of an annoyingly elaborate plan. Nick and Jess get high on glue and Reagan waits behind a lady buying 700 individually-priced buttons. We're tipping tables and eating blueberry pancakes!

Hike, hike, baby! Nick is a heavyset ginger boy named Wheelchair Timmy. Winston fell asleep in the bathtub. Jess and Robby both like the chocolate and peanuts in trail mix, but Nick likes the raisins. Shake with two hands and eat blueberry pancakes!

No one touches my purse! Gift baskets are great, but where else can you find a fake cat hand on a stick? In this episode, someone has off-the-charts follicle strength, someone has a model who got lost inside a closet, and someone has a loose bear in the park. Everyone can have blueberry pancakes if they want!

OGCB for life! Robby might sue, Donovan wants to be a cop, Reagan can't stay awake, even Ferguson can't hang around for all the awkward conversations! What does my home office need? Blueberry pancakes!

This time on New Girl: Secrets Revealed…It must be Opposite Day in loft 4D. Winston is creating music he hates, Schmidt is buying tube socks at the grocery store, Nick is not making a big deal about Reagan moving in and Jess is staying all the way out of it …and I don't want any blueberry pancakes!

Ferguson dressed like Rudolph, a bean bag chair made out of oatmeal and a blanket, Santa's helper Robby, Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo, a game of one-on-one Pictionary. Must be Christmas Eve Eve!

Nick is a man of the people, Schmidt is above the people but is trying to be more like Nick and finds he likes the people—so wild and lazy. Robby designs factories and recorded an album with Santana when he was 17, but warm homemade psychedelic wine es good too. And so are blueberry pancakes!

James Wonder, a new elementary school at sea, a blender incapable of making bubble gum smoothies, robot mailboxes and a gift as unique and permanent as it gets! Must be a new episode of Blueberry Pancakes!

From the ceremonial lighting of the first burner to pure unfiltered Robby right from the tap, must be a New Girl Thanksgiving! Gavin is a cad, Robby is SO nice, Nick cooks with alcohol. Winston wants someone to understand his pain. Schmidt is the Man of the House, Jess's turkey ends up on the floor and Cece is just a good friend to all. Not much has changed in 6 seasons of loft Thanksgivings. Blueberry pancakes are a Thanksgiving Day food, right?

Nick tries to order soup in the bar. Jess ends up feeding soup to Robby in the bar. Schmidt tangles with a fat-man scarf, Nick can't stop staring at the new bartender and Winston is getting too damn confident! Flip the rain stick over and flip the blueberry pancakes!

Yay or nay—the name Jaipur Aviv for Schmidt and Cece's new house? Yay or nay—a semi-famous movie from the 70's was filmed there? Yay or nay—Reagan should be the newest roommate in the loft? Yay ALWAYS for blueberry pancakes!

Fitzgerald High's distinguished Alumni of the Year, Schmidt, is getting honored, but Cece is afraid of Schmidt's mom, Jess is afraid of New York and Nick and Winston are being men of means for once! Louise's car will be okay after surviving a Brooklyn 99 crossover. Got to be gritty to live in the city!

Car antenna in the dishwasher or retractable s'mores pole? Wanting to be single going on a trip with a bunch of singles only to bond and question if you want to be single? No notes because Schmidt is trying to teach Nick a lesson or because Nick is a good writer? Blueberry pancakes with butter or syrup? The answer to that one is both!! 13/52 isn't too bad…

Jess has perfected 5 different assertive female voices. Nick can't decide on a voice for phone sex. Schmidt can spit out every name except Hillary. Jess has to shout all the fake names from a balcony. It's hard to get your voice heard, but when you do, use it to vote for blueberry pancakes!

Everyone is moving forward. Schmidt and Cece are buying a house, Winston and Aly are in love, Nick is with Reagan in New Orleans and Jess…Jess is not moving forward. Instead she is again hung up on Nick…or is it still?

Schmidt left, Nick can lie a little and Winston is a serious man. Must be a season finale of New Girl! If Cece's mom had told her she was coming to the wedding, Schmidt could have stayed to party with everyone…but what fun would that have been for the rest of us? Join us for a wedding (Schmidt and Cece) and a funeral (the douchebag jar).

Jess's wedding eve bride kit for Cece includes Xanax, a picture of a cat riding a dog like a horse and their passports for a quick getaway just in case. Join us for so many mysteries—Winston's amazing toast, the rogue engagement ring, why Jess can't marry Sam, and where Schmidt is going so late on wedding eve! Just hit Lobby and let technology do its thing; just make blueberry pancakes and let your fork do its thing!

Jessica Day needs to be with a bird shirt person. Hopefully it's just a coincidence that their names are Sam and Diane like in Cheers, not a sign of a romantic love story! How many robots are too many robots and how many blueberry pancakes are too many blueberry pancakes?

Gonna squeeze you tight, our love takes flight. Jess has gotten rid of the mirrors and the battery pack and the weird little jacket, or has she? Somehow Nick can persuade people with his voice, and Schmidt has created a beautiful wedding workshop at work. Everything has to be perfect, especially the blueberry pancakes.

Which bachelorette party is our favorite? Is it cozy socks and Anne of Green Gables? Is it beating a bread machine with a stick until it belongs in a junkyard or stealing the floor model to replace it? Is it mall jail or the inside the back of a truck with dancers and vodka? Let's fit it all into the same party! Can you make blueberry pancakes in a bread maker?

The women are going to have a chill day in, but the men are going to Vegas on a road trip. They are going to do manly things like ride motorcycles, smoke cigars and fight the patrons of a desert bar to a Katy Perry song…and eat blueberry pancakes of course!

Pancakes and syrup, girls, let's eat! Jess has a dream about a football helmet, Ferguson gets an audition for Avatar, Winston meets Aly's boyfriend and Schmidt covers himself in catnip oil. Wouldn't they have blueberry pancakes at a turtle's birthday party?

Who is going to get Rhonda'd next? Will Jess get her car? Who makes a better Jeff Day, and is the mustache necessary? Blueberry pancakes ARE necessary!

Winston is allegedly eating pasta with Ferguson in a hot air balloon. Nick serves spaghetti at The Meeting of the Families. Jess wishes she was eating pasta instead of going through a car wash in the bed of a pickup truck. The Griffin needs a sign, and we need blueberry pancakes!

Nick is bummed that Sam is in our lives again. Sam is bummed that Jess is at his house with cornbread. Jess is bummed that the person deciding if she gets her dream job is currently dating her ex. Schmidt is bummed that he sneezed during his presentation despite all of his efforts to not get sick. Don't be bummed, eat blueberry pancakes!

Whose job is harder--a cop or a bar manager/part-owner? We have an actual napkin ring genius, a charming wine vendor and a beer delivery guy named Cheese to help us answer this question. Hopefully they decided on blueberry pancakes for the wedding feast! I prefer my wine sparkling, pink and under $11.

Cece's moving out of her apartment and is lousy at packing. Jess's job sucks. Winston gets a new partner. Nick has a flasher who Schmidt calls the cops on. Check out Cece's George Bunny sweatshirt, Dunston's homebrewed coffee in a Ziplock and Winston's Pure Moods CD!

Do the Hustle! Schmidt dances with reckless abandon, Nick is naked and doodling, and Reagan is about to be the recipient of a Goosebumps Walkaway. Jess goes on an adventure to find Juror 237B, aka Gary of Brentwood, but it will only be a good date if they get blueberry pancakes!

In this heat wave you are welcome to join Nick in his Ranch in the living room—cool winds, a chilly pond and white jeans await you. Or you can join Reagan's AC-cooled bedroom where you can set the temp so low you'll need to pull the 1980's winter coats out of the back of the closet. Complete with frozen underwear, electrocution and a rat name sushi, join us for this episode. Let's invent a blueberry pancakes ice cream sandwich!

Other diner. Fruit cup. Let's go. You gotta make a decision if you're gonna make a decision. This is the story of the French that will haunt Nick forever. Winston and Schmidt both step aside from their fight for something better...Blueberry Pancakes!

New Girl: a story of a Japanese crime family. Is Reagan really a criminal? Is $50 too much to pay for a donkey ride? Will Camilla destroy all of Jess's ribbons? Sharky's going to build a treehouse without a tree, and we're going to eat blueberry pancakes!

Some weird friend group shenanigans, smush pain and a uterus-shaped stress toy are unavoidable in loft 4D. But I have to stay here and eat pretzels…and blueberry pancakes. Utilities aren't included (just wanted to make sure that didn't get lost in all of this). Join us for the 100th episode of our fake radio show where we review a show where someone had had a fake radio show reviewing snacks.

Schmidt can't stay out of the Bob & Carol & Nick storyline. But when the fallout from a Cece and Winston mess-around threatens to overshadow his story in this episode, we can only be sure of one thing—Jess is going to have a lot of work to do when she comes home from jury duty.