Carolina Snowflakes Podcast

Last week we found our main character Ziz LaSota on the struggle bus pretty hard. She was living on a boat with her friend Gwen Danielson dressed like an evil Jedi trying to mind control her by threatening to murder her at the beginning of any conflict. There were some new people who showed up to live in what they called the “Rationalist Fleet.” The “Fleet” wasn't so much a fleet as it was an old tugboat leaking diesel fuel into the San Francisco Bay. Then we ended with the sad story of a person named Maya taking their own life based on Ziz's teachings about Unihemispheric sleep and multiple personalities theory.

This week we continue our coverage of the Zizians Cult Murder Rabbit Hole. We have met our main character Ziz, and she begins her journey to becoming an evil cult leader. All that Rationalism really doesn't do Ziz any good and I think she read too much Harry Potter fan fiction. 

This week we continue our journey in the cat skyscraper of the Zizian's Cult Murder Rabbit Hole. This week we begin to discuss Ziz and her out there ideas. The Basilisk strikes again and more people have broken brains.

Recently I have been spending a fairly large amount of time trying to figure out the best way to explain how an 80 year old California man ended up getting stabbed over 50 times. How did he survive with a samurai sword stuck all the way through his chest and his throat slit? How did a border patrol agent in Vermont end up dead on Trump's first day in office? How did a Pennsylvania couple end up dead with their own daughter being suspected of the crime? How could any of this relate to Elon Musk, Sam Bankman Fried, Peter Theil, Star Wars, and Harry Potter?  The answer is simple: The Zizians Cult Murder Rabbit Hole.

This episode of the Carolina Snowflakes podcast will raise your blood pressure! Elon Musk is a Nazi! Jason breaks down a list of 6 reasons Elon is a Nazi. We laugh at cereal spilling in the shape of a swastika which is basically Elon's whole life. 

Our first episode in quite some time. Jason is big mad at the election results and vents while Amanda makes everyone laugh. 

This week the Snowflakes talk about Tucker Carlson on Joe Rogan's Podcast. Jason is triggered and Amanda already hated it before she even knew how bad it actually was. 

The snowflakes are back with another #4chan Fortune. This week we dive into /pol /vip and Animals!  Jason questions why he does this and Amanda reminds him that he does that every week.  

This week we continue on our RSS journey from G. Gordon Liddy to Phyllis Schafly, and now Barry Goldwater.  Barry was an interesting guy with some of the most perplexing views in politics. Amanda and Jason spend this episode trying to get to the bottom of this weird figure who changed the American political landscape forever.    email: carolinasnowflakes@gmail.com website: carolinasnowflakes.com

This week on the Carolina Snowflakes podcast Jason and Amanda talk about #4chan. Jason tells Amanda the current ongoings from random boards and they discuss what it all means. It is #Wrestlemania weekend and the hosts reveal their love of pro wrestling.    Email: carolinasnowflakes@gmail.com Website: carolinasnowflakes.com

This week we have another reverse episode! Amanda tells Jason the story of Boeing whistleblower John Barnett and his death earlier this month in Charleston, South Carolina. Mystery, intrigue, and comedy all come to play in this developing story of one of America's biggest companies. 

This week we end our coverage of Phyllis Schafly. 

This week Jason has to tell us about how Joe Rogan has gotten worse. Then Jason and Amanda go over more of Phyllis Schafly and they both get triggered. This episode will live on as one of the most rage inducing episodes of the Carolina Snowflakes ever.

This week we go on to the second in our Republican S***bag Series on the Carolina Snowflakes Podcast. We are covering Phyllis Schafly, one of the worst people to ever in America. Amanda gets triggered by her conservative ways and Jason insists this is just the beginning.

Today we have a reverse episode of Carolina Snowflakes. This week Amanda reads a story to Jason about Trails Carolina, a North Carolina troubled teen camp that has some troubles of its own. I think they should have to go on Dr. Phil.

Happy Birthday to Amanda! This week's episode finishes the G Gordon Liddy story. 

We continue on our journey in the life of G Gordon Liddy. This week we find out what happens when Nixon decides to spy on the Democrats and uses a Nazi psycho to lead his spying campaign. 

In this episode Jason continues telling the story of G Gordon Liddy. More SS references for no reason, shooting guns for no reason, and then running for Congress as a Republican. Liddy gets a job for Nixon, and the big reveal happens. 

We're Back! After a long break the Carolina Snowflakes are finally back. This week we begin our RSS (Republican Sh**bag Series) of episodes and our first subject is a man named G Gordon Liddy. Jason tells us the story of this guy's early life and Amanda responds to the tale with fear and horror. 

We dive back in to Jordan B Peterson in this episode and it gets fiery. Jason clearly has some opinions on Jordan and we find out what turned Jordan into a culture warrior. 

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Here we go. This is going to be a strange trip down the Jordan Peterson rabbit hole and it starts with the year 1996. In this episode we listen to some of a lecture from Jordan's time as a professor and see what we can learn. 

"Won't someone think of the children!" 

This episode is about aliens, 9 - 11, and stolen scarves. 

In this renegade, free-wheeling, off-script episode Jason and Amanda examine an interesting book. This mysterious book was a gift for the holidays which it inspired. 

This episode is a mystery. Jason decides to get sneaky and neither the audience nor Amanda know where this is going.

Last week we stumbled onto the Good Dr. Taylor Marshall. He is a Catholic youtuber and podcaster with quite a presence in the religious community of Catholicism. This week we celebrate Christmas Carolina Snowflakes style with our 100th episode by going over an interview he does with an Exorcist. 

This week we go over the "War on Christmas" in a new way. Not the same old "Happy Holiday's" debate but a much more interesting debate over gay demons and goat heads. 

Unfortunately, we still have to talk about Ye a little bit. Jason has some things to get off his chest and Amanda can't believe how bad this gets. Can you?

We have to talk about Ye. He was on Infowars with Alex Jones and it was a disaster.

Happy Thanksgiving! In this episode we give thanks for all the well-deserved legal misfortune that befalls Alex Jones. Listen to hear Norm get yelled at, Alex eats a steak, and more!

Sad news, Alex on the stand, and laser beams coming out of the judges eyes. What else could you ask for?

This week we go over the deposition of Owen Shroyer aka Baby Alex Jones aka Mini-Nazi Abe Lincoln. We have yet to hear Alex Jones on the stand and it is already becoming obvious "How to lose a BILLION Dollars."

This is the story of the most interesting way to lose a billion dollars that we can imagine. Hear clips from the depositions, hear Alex be the worst, and much more in this law and order episode of The Carolina Snowflakes Podcast.

Lauren Boebert broke me.

In Part 3 of our series on the Trump religion we go over the Victory Channel and it's Trump preachers. 

An audio buffet of crazy Trump preachers. Mostly Greg Locke, and the debut of a new bit, the Gutpunchline of the week, where we examine a "joke" from "comedian" Greg Gutfeld on Fox News and make the "joke" actually funny. 

Here we go, time to tackle the huge religious elephant in the room. 

The last installment of our series on Cato the Younger. Things get real crazy in this one and we have our first sponsor. Also a sneak peek at next week's episode. 

We continue on our tale of Cato the Younger. Drag Queens, Shitholes, and genocide all show up in this 2000 year old tale.

History doesn't always repeat, but it often rhymes. 

Well this story took a turn. If you haven't listened to the #ChrisChan episodes it is recommended that you do that first. #KiwiFarms was in the national news, and the resulting fallout changed this whole story. Listen to find out how.

This episode see Chris Chan all the way up to where she is today. You will not believe what happens, but sadly it is true. 

It's now gone all the way off the rails. There are no words. Just listen.

Well Chris is back and from now on she is Christine. Didn't see that one coming? Wait till you hear what else happens in the saga of Chris Chan.

Well Chris Chan is back and wilder than ever. Just listen.

We are back with part for in our coverage of #ChrisChan. As we go deeper, it gets weirder.

We are back with more in the saga of Chris Chan. This episode has some big laughs, and my personal favorite of the story, The Liquid Chris Saga.

We continue our journey through Christory in part 2 of our series on Lolcows. This is where Chris Chan becomes known to the internet and the trolling begins. 

We are back with a new direction. Get ready to dive into the world of Lolcows: Chris Chan and beyond!

The Carolina Snowflakes are going WILD on a much needed spring break. Tune in to hear what we will (and will not) be doing during our down time! We'll be back to our regular Monday schedule very soon and as always, thanks for listening.