Counting Worms: Murder, True Crime and Death

Think you know stupid?  You ain't seen nothin' yet!  A bus load of cops get bamboozled, a phone-ahead bank robber and how to beat a breathalizer are just a few examples.  Listen and enjoy feeling superior to your fellow man!

Think of the perfect opening to a true crime show.... it talks about twists and turns, sex and a wealthy enclave.  Well, that's this show!

Back by popular demand!  Whether you're into BDSM, or simply wake up to a stranger sucking on your toes, we have it all for you!

A story as old as time... the black widow spins her web - lures a mate - then OFF WITH HIS HEAD!  But this is so much worse...

What happens if your bank decides your dead?  We all agree there are harmless pranks... but some are just mean!  Isn't it nice to see instant karma get served to those pranksters?  Look no further.

Eventually justice prevails... be it in a court of law, a court of public opinion, or the final lurid words of your obituary.  We follow the evidence... well, eventually.

Your imagination can't come up with the incredible ways mankind has found to die when battling the mighty steam engine.  Sit back and enjoy feeling superior to your fellow humans!

What takes a hard working accountant and turns them into a family annihilator? Here's a hint.... it won't be the same thing that leads a hard working electrician to have a stand off with the SWAT team! Both answers lie just below the surface!

Think crime pays? Think again. We have collected the most hair-brained burglars the world has to offer... all for your amusement! Too bad they didn't have a lookout parrot.

No, no, no... we would never talk about dog attacks. There is nothing 'wormy' in that! These dogs were devious... they used everything except their teeth to do us in!

Who needs New Orleans when you have us? Covid may have canceled Mardi Gras - but it didn't cancel stupid! We have the best parties gone wrong so you won't feel you missed anything. Sit back, relax and get ready to throw some beads!

We start and end this episode with a good meal... but talk about 2 killers in between with no idea on what to do about them. Oh, wait... got it. Burn down the forests!!

From rats and snakes to crashing planes and hate crimes - there is more than one way to say 'I love you'! But, when all else fails... if I can't have you... wait... where did that giant penis go?

When the good times end, so do these women - and the path they take is not what it may seem. See if you can find your way to the finish line before they do!

Our listeners know we are partial to Florida. It has EVERYTHING... alligators, naked people, drunk people and stupid criminals - and so does this episode!

Today's episode is a reminder that you can't judge a book by its cover. That pretty little lady may look harmless but, in reality, she is 'particularly dangerous'!

What's our favorite way to ring in the new year.... feeling superior to our favorite idiots - STUPID CRIMINALS! We've found the best of the best so prepare to laugh off 2020 and welcome in a fresh new year!

Holiday Bonus Episode! We miss y'all too much to wait until next season... so here's some light-hearted stories of Santas gone bad!

Join us for a stroll down a foggy memory lane as we recount stories of 'boozin' gone bad'. Whether in the range or not - alcohol makes people do stupid things! P.S. Make sure to 'subscribe' to this podcast as this is the last episode of season two. We'll be back with new episodes at the beginning of 2021!! So until next year, live big, rest in peace... the worms are waiting!

We have all been fooled by those who appear the most innocent. These are those stories... well... except for the 'serial pooper'. They totally looked like one of 'those' types.

Back by popular demand we bring you DIY Surgery Misadventures & Self Experimentation all in the name of beauty and the quest for eternal youth! Will humans ever learn? We hope not!

The best stories of nature getting even with humans are here in one fabulously funny episode. Did we mention that death and murder CAN be funny? Highlighting the stupidity of man is always good for a laugh.

To be a criminal mastermind you have to really pay attention to details. Worm News makes make clear. Then, in both stories, our killers try to hide in plain sight... but it doesn't last forever.

An instant cult classic from last season, we had to bring it back! For those that think they can abuse the rest of us, sometimes you only have to stand and watch. Karma will instantly step in and correct the wrongdoer! And it's all for our enjoyment! :)

Both of our stories involve a shot in the dark...then another...and another...and a feeling like....wow...you may never get this right. Don't worry. Justice prevails...eventually!

Sure... some lawn equipment is just plain dangerous - chainsaws, wood chippers... but some of it (like riding lawn mowers) only become dangerous when being driven by a drunk idiot pulling a cooler full of beer! We bring you both!

Following a hilarious Worm News are two of our best murder mystery cases. Follow along as armchair detectives and see if you can solve them as you 'choose your own adventure'. Will you be catfished?

These stories highlight the concept of Social Darwinism... the thinning of the gene pool. This episode will give you an opportunity to feel superior to your fellow human beings!

When you think of a conspiracy pitting the whole world against you and then you make it the worst nightmare ever... you get today's episode!

If man was meant to fly... well... he would not have ended up on our podcast! From wingsuits to cannon balls to giant swings - this is why your math teacher promised you that 'you would use it one day'. But, if you don't, it's OK. We'll be here for you.

Balls of steel, Southern Belles and Crash Test Dummies. What more could you want? Ok, lots of poison, murder and 'let's not go there'!

Today is dedicated to 'the range' and everyone who has ever desperately needed to feel 'cool'. What else could bring together duct tape, boiling water, super glue and intentional choking besides the internet?? Let's get ready to rumble!! The challenge has been thrown down. Are you cool enough?

This week has it all... 'the range', deceit, armchair detectives (you deciding homicide, suicide or accident... and, of course, stink fruit! We also play one of Scott's most embarrassing moments!

Another theme show!! Today we prove that electricity is deadly no matter where it comes from.... foam parties, lightning, or even (apparently) Karma herself!

Humans can be very visual creatures... we see what we want to see. That can mean a profile on 'Plenty of Fish' or even a distraction in our mystery cases you are asked to solve!

When is the worst time to light a cigarette? Who is afraid of a little nuclear disaster? Who hasn't been in a contest where the room is 230 degrees?

You can't make someone tell the truth... or can you? Can you trust animals trained as spies? And let's right the wrongs of time! It's all lies!! Stop blaming the little guy!

We would never waste your time with cars... too boring. Technically, vehicles can be anything from shopping carts to mopeds to garbage trucks. Find out how these 'vehicles' can lead to some unsightly messes. Worm News exposes the penguin's secret biological weapon against humanity. Turns out.... penguins are dangerous!

Don't let the human remains in the crawl space, the wheelchair in the corner, or the noose in the tree distract you. There may or may not be a crime in today's episode! It's another 'Choose Your Adventure'!

Join for a collection of stories about 'friends' who definitely DON'T have your back! From a samurai attack to setting your friend on fire to sticking an air compressor hose up your rear! These friends stop at nothing to prove their friendship!

Scott goes back to his roots and brings you his biggest creep of all time, but Worm News is funny enough to make you wonder! Then, put on your thinking caps. You are the detective in part 2 as you solve the cause and manner of death.... can you do it?

Risk-takers beware! We are watching! And while we may be laughing, it isn't always with you! Why would a sex episode have live animals, concrete, a circular saw or a scarecrow? Well, trust me, it's worth listening to find out!

Prepare for a Special Edition of Worm News that will leave you breathless! Then, dive into the biggest villain of our time and an unknown hero of the past.

What in the world is zorbing? And why are my cheeks so sore? Who knew sports accidents could be so funny? I guess it all comes down to what the person was doing before the accident! That's called 'foreshadowing'!

Who said there's a sucker born every minute? No, really... Today, you'll hear about a murderous clown and the real story of the freak show! Step right up! It's all right here!

Today we break all Grandma stereotypes. They can be heroes or villains...drug dealers, drunken brawlers or eveln stop home invaders dead in their tracks! When police are outmatched.... call in Grandma!

In today's episode, we learn exactly what NOT to do if you plan to kill your husband. And, is it possible for one woman to deliver 44 children? Learn about the scariest medical condition out there - hyper ovulation. Finally, Sara takes a look at a murder case where one M.E.'s work changes the future of forensic science forever.

What harm is there in cross-dressing a Ken doll? How can a wedgie turn deadly? Can a senior prank really lead to 8 years in prison for 'institutional criminal mischief'? These and so much more!

Worm News fills us in on what's invading California beaches.... PENIS FISH! Then Scott, in typical fashion, tells a horrible story about a kidnapping of Little Doe is Tennessee. Finally, Sara explains why there actually ARE monsters in the mirror and how they got there!

If you think gorgeous views and nature somehow elevates man's thinking - think again. Whether it's getting too close to nature or believing that gravity simply doesn't apply to you... these stories will make you reconsider your next family trip to our National Parks. Plus - watch out for poop bombs and wild peeing!