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Carley has been online dating for five years, and Garrett has been married for eight. Together, they dig into the hot mess that dating is.

Dateless in Seattle


    • Aug 31, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 36m AVG DURATION
    • 30 EPISODES


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    Season 2, Episode 14 - Stumbling Through Non-Monogamy, W/ Guest Sean

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 44:00


    On today's eposide we talk jealousy, communication, and sex clubs. Stumbling through non-monogany with special guest, Sean!

    Season 2, Episode 13 - Dateless No More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 45:02


    Guess who got a boyfriend during the Pandemic... Carley! The surprise that no one knew was coming. After countless dates, hours spent on dating apps, she caught her forevor fish! Listen in as Carley and her boyfriend Collin share how they met, and Mark asks all the questions you wanna know!

    Season 2, Episode 12- Why Don't You Go On and GIve it a 'wirl'

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 28:30


    Meet Matilda, the creator of the new app called wirl! No more missed connections, connect with people you meet in real life. Listen in as we hear more about the app and what let Matilda to create it!

    Season 2, Episode 11 - Dating in the Pandemic, W/ Guest Kei Hattori

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 49:58


    When Covid-19 hit us all back in March 2020, we didn't know what to suspect! Suddenly online dating went from no dates, to virtual dates, to mask dates. Meet Kei Hattori! Kei got creative and decided to bring his love of gaming to his virutal dates!

    Season 2, Episode 10 - Learning about Attachment Styles, W/ Guest Lindsey Hayes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 42:53


    Our special guest, Lindsey Hayes joines us to share her take and synopsis on Attachment Styles and how they translate into adult relationships. "It was a lighting bolt of f***ing clarity when it comes to dating," she says.

    Season 2, Episode 9 - Getting Skin-Deep on Dating, W/ Guest Gloria Johnston

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 54:47


    As if dating wasn't already hard enough... Add a pandemic and the largest social justice movement we've seen in our lifetime and what do we get? A conversation with special guest Gloria Johnson, who walks us through the dynamics dating with an awareness of racial biases, fetishizing, and microaggressions.

    Season 2, Episode 8 - Maybe It's in The Stars: Astrology & Compatability W/ Guest Ariel Neidermeir

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 64:56


    Have you ever wondered if Astrology and your Zodia Sign can effect your dating life? Meet Professional Astrologer Ariel Neidermeier! Ariel walks us through a Natal Chart and why it's important to know yours and your potential partners.

    Season 2, Episode 7 - You Know You Like It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 33:55


    On this episode, Carley goes on a date with a dog dad. One wholesame date of trivia, a game of battleship and beers, turns into a night of full on sass.

    Season 2, Episode 6 - The Taming of the Tongue

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 38:42


    Everyone wants a good cuddle. Everyone wants a good kisser. Everyone wants a guy who knows how to use their tongue. Listen in as Carley walks Garrett through 2 dates she had with a guy who went from one of the spectrum to the other.

    Season 2, Episode 5 - Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 51:24


    With first dates, you can never guess what will happen next! Carley goes on date that starts with drinks, turns into an interview that's questioning her pubic hair, and ends with a cat ready to pounce. It was far from the cat's meow. W/ Guest Host Mark.

    Season 2, Episode 4 - Hey, Wanna See the Backseat of My Porsche?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 32:39


    Ever have that date where you know you aren't a good match, but go anyways? Yeah... That's what Carley did. All her date talked about were his fancy cars and massaging people.

    Season 2, Episode 3 - A Tidal Wave of Saliva

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 33:54


    Carley has a last minute date, and it didn't go quite as planned. Wet kissing, meeting the family, lots of red flags! It was a summer night she will never forget!

    Season 2, Episode 2 - Dating for Dog Lovers, W/ Guest - The Creators of Wowzer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 44:28


    Are you single and own a dog? Or are you single and just love dogs? Well you are in for a treat! Listen in as we get to interview part of the team behind the Seattle Dog Lovers App, Wowzer!

    Season 2, Episode 1 - Shoot Your Shot W/ Guest Tyler Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 40:14


    Special guest Tyler comes on the show to share his male perspective on dating in Seattle. Why it's important to be who you are, shoot your shot, and don't worry about what others think.

    Episode 15 - One Golden Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2019 28:33


    One minute urine, the next minute you're out! Random sleepovers never turn out the way you expect they would. It all 'Depends' on the situation. HA! Tune in to the last episode of Season One!

    Episode 14 - Behind the Mic W/ Guest Tanya Lamp, Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2019 30:45


    This week we dive into part 2 of the life behind the mic with Co-Host Garrett's and his wife Tanya. We deep dive into their sex life, triggers in relationships, and Tanya's dating advice for Carley and other singles out there.

    Episode 13 - Behind the Mic W/ Guest Tanya Lamp, Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 43:15


    This week's episode is Part 1 of diving into Co-Host Garrett's life along with wife and Guest Tanya Lamp. We learn what dating was like before marriage and after, and how they navigate through it together.

    Episode 12 - Navigating Dating Apps and Dick Pics W/ Guest PumpsandPlaid

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 42:01


    Fashion and Lifestyle Blogger PumpsandPlaid comes on the show to talk about one of her dates and how Social Media has a huge impact on dating. We talk Dick Pics, Dating Apps, and how hard it can be to meet people in public.

    Episode 11 - I Want My Money Back

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 21:19


    Not everyone handles a break up text well. Listen to Carley as she reads the crazy text thread that she was involved in with the dude from Episode 10.

    Episode 10 - Romantic Chemistry Isn't Always Black and White

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 31:07


    Romantic Chemistry isn't always black and white. Sometimes it's grey and takes a while to warm up to someone. Whether it takes one date, or 10 dates, it's one of the most important ingredients in a relationship. In our opinion.

    Episode 9 - Single in Snowmageddon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 24:47


    When the city shuts down because of snow, all the singles like to come out to the neighborhood bars. Although the story is short, it brought out a new side in Carley and her confidence.

    Episode 8 - Show Me Your Teeth

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 30:22


    When you finally realize that the rejection is not about you at all, it's about him.

    Episode 7 - The Canadian Netter, w/ Guest Kelly Hanson

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2019 42:08


    Meet Kelly Hanson, our first guest from YouTube's Channel, Local Lens Seattle. Listen in as Kelly dives into one of her dates about The Canadian Netter and how he likes to test the waters with Ice Cream first, to decide on if he should move forward with the date.

    Episode 6 - Caught Me a Catfish

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2019 20:49


    Catfishing doesn't always mean that a whole different person showed up on the date. Sometimes it's still the same person, but they have aged three years since the pictures that you swiped right on. Find out how Carley handles it on this episode.

    Episode 5 - "That Hansel's So Hot Right Now"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2019 28:22


    " Maybe there is more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking"(Zoolander). Carley goes on a date with her first male model. Find out if it turned out how she expected.

    Episode 4 - When the Truth Serum Kicks In

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 28:03


    Meeting at bars is the best liquid courage, until that second drink turns into a truth serum.

    Episode 3 - Do You Believe in Ghosts?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 33:37


    Being ghosted has become such an epidemic, especially in online dating. The mystery continues, and Garrett and Carley break down her date to see what happened.

    Episode 2 - I'm On a Boat

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 42:41


    Who knew that so many things could happen in a three day date!

    Episode 1 - Taco Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 21:35


    Carley's first date came down to chest hair, taco hands, and thumb wars. Listen in to see what happened!

    Intro Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 15:00


    Who are Carley and Garrett, and why are they doing a podcast?

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