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Fartcore from Rochester, NY. Vocals - Pat Mulligan Guitar, Vocals - Zach Coffey Guitar - Matt Helmer Bass - Mike Kimak Drums - Tyler Creller

DILUTED


    • Oct 6, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 18m AVG DURATION
    • 27 EPISODES


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    DILUSIONS Ep. 27: Congrats, Your Pee Pee Works!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 95:36


    Amor Alive took their love of pop punk and turned it into anthemic choruses, feisty guitar work, and a couple of bitchin' breakdowns. We sat down with Nick and Jimmy and picked their brains about fatherhood, their previous music projects, and what it means to be "penisy". Featured song: "AA01" by Amor Alive Band photo by Daniel Finkelstein. Follow Amor Alive on: Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/AmorAliveMusic Instagram- https://www.instagram.com/amoralivemusic Bandcamp- https://amoralive.bandcamp.com/ Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl TikTok- tinyurl.com/4xy5etwb Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 26: "I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 75:34


    Ryan and Jake from Aphasia join us on this episode. They're wonderful, talented djentlemen with some kick ass music coming out very soon! Do you like pugs? Metalcore? Obscure emo bands from the early 2000's? Tune in and hear us talk all the typical bullshit and have a grand ol' time. Featured song: "Sinking" by Aphasia Follow Aphasia on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/v2z468f2 Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/58xhhckv Official Webstore- https://tinyurl.com/55wy9e68 Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl TikTok- tinyurl.com/4xy5etwb Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 25: Mongolian Scrote Slinging

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 86:03


    The 25th episode of DILUSIONS sees Sarah and Patrick of Tyranitar teaching us the difference between violins and violas, screamo music, and the band's numerous DIY projects. Also Coffey rips the loudest fart ever recorded on this podcast, so you don't wanna miss this one. Featured song: "Tears to the Ocean" by Tyranitar Photo by Lee Hoffman. Follow Tyranitar on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/kzrphnh4 Bandcamp- https://tinyurl.com/583rke9u Soundcloud- https://tinyurl.com/8jdnfpmk Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl TikTok- tinyurl.com/4xy5etwb Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 24: Welcome to Vape Nashe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 52:00


    We're back with a super special whole-band episode. Tune in for post-grunge references, our favorite things about 2020, a sneak peek at a new song, and lots of stupid noises. Photo by Daniel Finkelstein. Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 23: Diesel Fumes & Chicken Tenders

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 84:02


    JT is a scene vet who's into hard work and harder music. Tune in as we pick his brain about his new brand Country Heavy, what jet fuel smells like, and the struggles of frying chicken tenders. Featured song: "S.B.B." by Toxsin the Epidemic Follow JT White on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yxa6nhma Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yxhn9dwq Follow Country Heavy on: Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yxcfe3xc Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 22: "Is This One of These 'Screamo' Bands?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 83:26


    These boys write some HEAVY shit. And they're funny as all hell. This is one of our top funniest episodes for sure. Tune in to hear us talk about their surprising musical roots, brotherhood, and what loss smells like. Featured song: "War" by Into the Harbor Photo by Kyle Hurley Follow Into the Harbor on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yxa5hh5z Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/y3e47v58 Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/y5vrezbu Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- https://www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 21: Don't Beat Yourself Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 70:29


    The podcast is old enough to drink now so we celebrated by having a few drinks with the metalcore maestros in Destroy//Create. We talk about their musical histories for a few minutes then geek out on our current favorite bands for like an hour. Tune in! Featured song: "Hang On" by Destroy//Create Photo by Sarah Holick Follow Destroy//Create on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yxt25bbe Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/y3dstm27 Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/y5hsdysc Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 20: Remote Spewing

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 42:56


    Zach popped our remote podcasting cherry with Jon Lambert of Noise Dosage Media. Jon does a little of everything, from photography to social media management, and he's had members of Pig Destroyer, Mayhem, and Deafheaven on his own podcast. Follow Noise Dosage Media on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/y3o6nku6 Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/y6jcku2n Buzzsprout- https://tinyurl.com/y6hnqshr Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/y2dshuwm Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 19: "Gay Cowboy Sex?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 92:43


    White Tides are a super young hardcore/slam outfit with a bright future. These dudes love making music and we sat down and talked with them about band dynamics, live show jitters, and Star Wars for some reason. Featured song: "Black Ice" by White Tides Photo by Noise Dosage Media Follow White Tides on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/y3dwp4hz Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/y2wbws7x Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 18: Frig My Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 64:05


    This one was a long time coming. We finally got together with our pals in Perspectives again to talk about their debut EP, "Home". Tune in and hear us shout at each other from six feet apart. Featured song: "Pulse" by Perspectives Photo by Noise Dosage Media Follow Perspectives on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/y4yw4u45 Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/y5m9mfof Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 17: Quaranteenage Wasteland

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 66:31


    We're not allowed to hang out with other bands cause of the fuckin virus so it's just Paddy and Zach like old times. Tune in and hear us talk and drink waaaaaaaaaaay too much. Featured song: "Mark Wahlborg" Original photo by Daniel Finkelstein Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 16: Drummer Cucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 52:28


    Sedai are a nerdy hardcore group who took their name from a book or whatever. We share a drummer with them, but we also shared some good laughs. Anyway, here's the 16th episode. Featured song: "Under the Influencer"- Sedai Follow Sedai on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/rnjbae6 Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/rvdhbay Bandcamp- https://tinyurl.com/um6ed6j Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 15: Femurs Will Be Snapped

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 83:31


    Soma Slumber are deathcore band based in Rochester, NY and they're stupid fucking heavy. Like, seriously. We sat down with Mike and Zane to talk about the band's history, unexpected influences, fights in the pit, and controversial musicians. Featured song: "Eternal Sleep"- Soma Slumber Follow Soma Slumber on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/vdnfqt5 Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/t7vkmyx Bandcamp- https://tinyurl.com/spemgmf Youtube- https://tinyurl.com/qvyntr5 Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 14: The Serpent's Crank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 85:19


    Invictra are young dudes who know how to fuckin' thrash. Listen in to them talk about their gig experiences, influences, and frightening goose stories. Featured song: "The Serpent's Bite"- Invictra Follow Invictra on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/vulmx8u Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/vbmlsef Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/vh5ucpm Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 13: Stretch My Dick and I'll Stretch Yours

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2020 98:53


    Jason Rich does it all. He plays music, DJ's, drives for Uber, and has his own podcast that you should definitely listen to. Stay tuned till the end for some juicy Uber stories! Featured song: The Not So Possible Podcast Intro- Jason Rich Follow/Listen to The Not So Possible Podcast on: Anchor- https://tinyurl.com/uk48g9n Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/t3sxhq7 Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/uoqpch8 Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 12: Big in Russia

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 94:49


    This episode marks a year of Dilusions. We have so much fun making these and we'll never stop. The Silence Broken have been our friends since 2016 and they're some of the sweetest, supportive, and talented dudes we've ever met. Tune in and learn why they're so big in Russia. Featured song: "Brand New Day" by The Silence Broken Follow The Silence Broken on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/w6zy3ce Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/r2mt8ff Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/vglyp7h Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 11: "Don't Worry About the Vaseline on the Table"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 85:17


    You know the drill. Lots of dumb ass toilet humor and not much music talk. Have fun! Featured song: "Strangers" by Divine Fallacy Follow Divine Fallacy on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/rqmxjyn Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/wpfcmpj Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 10: Cool Kids Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 87:20


    Revival are a NY hardcore band formed by husband-and-wife duo Gina and Matt Dalberth. Listen in to hear us chat with them about shitty venues, rockstar meltdowns, and what it's like being a woman in the hardcore scene. Featured song: "To the Wolves" by Revival Follow Revival on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/y32clqnu Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yxm9hulz Bandcamp- https://tinyurl.com/y5x2cdky Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 9: The Wizard of Jizz

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 74:53


    Dan Vanderostyn holds down the low-end in Living in Daydreams. He enjoys 311, Genny Light, and breaking guitar straps onstage. Tune in to hear what he has to say about condoms, pizza shits, and drunk band mates. Featured song: "Smoke Wagon" by Living in Daydreams Follow Living in Daydreams on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yygbz6c5 Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/y2p9bd8y Youtube- https://tinyurl.com/y69ap289 Official Website- https://tinyurl.com/y5aftqnp Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 8: When Life Hands You Lemons, Jam Them Into Your Rectum

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 98:42


    This time we've got our good buddy Jason Acevedo of Poison the Prophet talking about band life, ghetto weddings, and putting lemons in your ass. Featured song: "Addition By Subtraction" by Poison the Prophet Follow Poison the Prophet on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/y594m6z5 Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yyhl7n8o Youtube- https://tinyurl.com/y3ufgtbt Official Website- https://www.poisontheprophet.com/ Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Official Website- www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 7: If You Need to Be Peed On, I'm Your Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 94:30


    Our curly headed friend Erik Hoffman joins us for a nuanced discussion regarding movies Zach hasn't seen, children's swim classes, and acapella performances. Then Erik quotes The Shawshank Redemption for a long time. Featured song: "Riggacettes" by Plummer Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Twitch- tinyurl.com/y9phuapd Official Website- https://www.dilutedband.com/

    DILUSIONS Ep. 6: I Only Cook Hotdogs in the Microwave

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 110:30


    Diluted super-fan and longtime band friend Ryan Howe joins us in a discussion about poetry, christian metal, hot dogs, and masturbating to the movie Gremlins. Featured song: "Artificial Martyr" Stream via: Soundcloud: https://tinyurl.com/y5xr7zvh Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Twitch- tinyurl.com/y9phuapd Official Website- dilutedband.com Follow Ryan on: Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/y38z4yjk

    DILUSIONS Ep. 5: Was I Not Supposed to Say "Cock"?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2019 72:08


    In this episode our pals Gerry and Jordan from PERCEPTIONS pop by and talk to us about Kangaroo jerky, PornHub, artistic sacrifice, and, you guessed it, Limp Bizkit. Featured song: "Flatline" by Perceptions Stream/purchase via: Bandcamp: https://tinyurl.com/y4vea8zs Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/yxbrj56d Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Twitch- tinyurl.com/y9phuapd Official Website- dilutedband.com Follow PERCEPTIONS on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/y4c5xu8m Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/y3c883wf

    DILUSIONS Ep. 4: Blood, Sweat, and C*m

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 53:14


    On the most heavily-edited episode yet, the Diluted boys discuss musicians they hate, using bodily fluids for revenge, and whether Alex Jones deserves to die or not. Featured track: An Innocent Onlooker Stream/purchase via: iTunes- https://tinyurl.com/y3x3onj9 Bandcamp- https://tinyurl.com/y5dvkm3j Soundcloud- https://tinyurl.com/y4u2jdtg Spotify- https://tinyurl.com/y6d8vzy4 Youtube- https://tinyurl.com/y269mbwv "Elevator Music" by Kevin Macleod http://www.orangefreesounds.com/elevator-music/ No changes made. Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Twitch- https://tinyurl.com/y9phuapd Official Website- https://dilutedband.com

    DILUSIONS Ep. 3: Hook, Line, and Stinker

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2019 81:14


    This time Tyler, Matt, and Zach get distracted by a dog, talk about a haunted Alfa Romeo, and admit that they can't play their own songs live. Featured song: Lose My Number Stream/purchase via: iTunes- https://tinyurl.com/yyvhdj79 Bandcamp- https://tinyurl.com/y4kpufw3 Soundcloud- https://tinyurl.com/ycg2ucle Spotify- https://tinyurl.com/y3bexq56 Youtube- https://tinyurl.com/yyv4c6oj Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Soundcloud- https://tinyurl.com/ychudpww Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl Twitch- https://tinyurl.com/y9phuapd Official Website- https://dilutedband.com

    DILUSIONS Ep. 2: Second Time's the Charm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2019 73:54


    New episode, new levels of depravity. This time Matt joins Zach and Paddy to talk about pineapple sodomy and severe indigestion brought about by alcohol. Featured song: Bothered- Diluted Stream/purchase via: iTunes- https://tinyurl.com/yb3rxzfn Bandcamp- https://tinyurl.com/ydakblly Soundcloud- https://tinyurl.com/y96bcfeu Spotify- https://tinyurl.com/yc6e3bjw Youtube- https://tinyurl.com/y7qjsy2e Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Soundcloud- https://tinyurl.com/ychudpww Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl

    DILUSIONS Ep. 1: Poppin' The Podcast Cherry

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 49:40


    The first episode of DILUSIONS features Paddy and Zach having a conversation about Hawthorne Heights, that weird sex scene in The Number 23, and dick piercings, among other things. Featured track: Spintech- Diluted Stream/purchase via: iTunes- https://tinyurl.com/y9otvfz3 Spotify- https://tinyurl.com/y72ywlek Bandcamp- https://tinyurl.com/y7gunhme Soundcloud- https://tinyurl.com/y8cnvq4p Youtube- https://tinyurl.com/y9od52rh Follow D I L U T E D on: Facebook- https://tinyurl.com/yba8luyg Instagram- https://tinyurl.com/yaceddv4 Soundcloud- https://tinyurl.com/ychudpww Twitter- https://tinyurl.com/ybarm7vl

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