Dr. Wuorno's House of the Mildly Evil leads you on a hilarious, terrible journey into a shop that features quaint curios with macabre, strange, or just silly curses. Dr. Wuorno himself does his best to sell you his wares in every episode.
There's always time to come to Dr. Wuorno's House of the Mildly Evil to bring home the latest in evil electronics! Ruin someone's life — it's the spirit of the season!
Consider yourself invited!
A HIGH price to pay, indeed! (Actually very affordable.)
Perhaps you are playing this game now, my friends!
You think you know what you want, don't you? So does The Anything Bag!
And you thought you knew what rabid fandom meant, eh?
Love is a playground! For some, that is...
Ahh, to rule the world from a golden throne! Well, not exactly.
What will the Demon Glass summon? (Spoiler: it's a demon.)
A rare chance to eavesdrop on the intense creative process behind ad industry genius! Or stupidity; you decide.
The power of the Penis comes with a terrible price!
When you have to say the vilest things in the most genteel way possible...
Witness the unveiling of a new product created by Dr. Wuorno's House of the Mildly Evil!
Caution, my friends... this will bend your pen to the will of the Dark One!
Are you prepared for the terrible consequences of total candor?
The mood is always spooky at Dr. Wuorno's, but did you know that we have our own Halloween mascot? And he talks!
The secret to artistic success is on sale at Dr. Wuorno's!
Messing about with the other side can lead to all manner of surprises!
You are invited to taste the feeling!
The power to start any car, but at what price?
A-holes beware! Or rejoice, perhaps? Tell me, can you hear the Riot Whistle? This episode marks the end of the season, my friends!
Control the rain? No one should have such power! But there IS a fatal flaw...
"This coupon is perhaps the most evil item I can offer you!"