Everyone Sucks Here with Sam, Sushie & AJ

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss stealing from a charity shop you volunteered at, taking your girlfriend on a date to your daughter's workplace, and entitled parents at Target Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!  

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss confessions of a summer camp pooper, extra prosthetic feet, and conspiracy theories Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss going braless for a vaccine appointment, petty revenge in an elevator, ruining a wedding toast, and more! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss confessions of a 25 year old fighting a child, and a woman who refused to let her daughter skip a grade in school. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!  

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss what to do with your divorced parents when they're old, submitting furry erotica instead of a final paper, and meeting a Tinder date's mother Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY! ----STORIES----- 0:00:00 - Intro 0:29:03 - Put my divorced parents who hate each other in the same nursing home 0:33:14 - AITA for giving a girl a ride to a party, but not home from it? She says I stranded her. 0:43:16 - Sushie's Layers of Deception 0:51:59 - TIFU by submitting hardcore furry erotica, instead of my final paper 1:02:06 - TIFU by inviting a Tinder date over to my house, and accidentally meeting his mother _____________________ Join us on Guilded! - http://www.guilded.gg/EveryoneSucksHere Follow us on Twitter - http://www.twitter.com/ESHPodcast AJ - http://www.twitter.com/AJMcGucken Sam - http://www.twitter.com/SamWithoutAPlan Sushie - http://www.twitter.com/SushieMonster Sam Fanhouse - fanhouse.app/SamJ Sushie Fanhouse - fanhouse.app/SushieMonster AJ YouTube - youtube.com/SimplyAJ _____________________

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss surrogate babies, and a man who is uncomfortable with trying to impregnate his sister. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss tales from the customer, tales from the front desk, and terrible roommates who abandoned their kids! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ Discuss calling someone else's spouse "useless,"  terrible Netflix binge shows, and Sushie reads some Creepypasta! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ return for the first full episode of Season 3! Kicking it off with stories about cleaning a fridge and not telling your spouse, a Kevin who drives a big rig, and being uncomfortable with your girlfriend being naked around a dog Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ return for the first Minisode of Season 3!  Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss faking celiac disease, reporting a roommate's girlfriend to the landlord, a man who believes rocks breed, and more! This is the Season 2 Finale! New stories continue in Season 3 starting August 2nd! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss not letting someone have a wedding on your property after they uninvited you, missed connections, and entitled parents! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss podcast story changes! Introducing more topics such as "Stories about Kevin," etc. On this episode they talk about calling your sister in law racist, a man who doesn't know how dogs work, and emailing your SO about the arguments you've had. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss bringing your own food to a cookout or get together, and baby relationships reaching a "critical point" Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss turning in a group of doctors for malpractice, refusing to cook for a husband's friend, and something people turn into their entire personality. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss trying to get the neighbors to keep their kids inside, more missed connections, and celebrity deaths Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie and AJ celebrate 1 year of Everyone Sucks Here! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss trying to get a husband to listen to his wife's podcast, a woman who can't make cakes and blames everyone else, bad house guests, and more! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a having a polyamorous father and uncles trying to crash your wedding, and a woman who won't forgive her cheating stepsister. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a sister who made her brother miss his daughter's birth, compliments you don't like receiving, things from the 90's that you miss, and more! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a babysitter being blackmailed by the kids she watches, and a listener submission about a Father's Day dillemma! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss insulting your SO's weight in front of their friends, wearing joke bikinis, and raising pigeons in an apartment! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss telling your wife "I told you so," and also experimenting with Reddit Asks stories! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss giving a cat with a penis on its face a funny name, telling your coworkers different stories for why you lost your fingers, and obsessing over grocery store prepared foods   Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com   NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss being an Appletarian, how annoying some anime can be, and potentially becoming a crazy cat lady Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a woman who is being catfished by Keanu Reeves, changing your name despite what your parents think, people spoiling things, and more! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss getting into your brother's dream university after they were denied, and not wanting your best friend to bring their SO to your 30th birthday party. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss removing a nude drawing if you have a personal connection, fake sleeping to catch your spouse in a lie, and accidentally ruining a potential Hallmark movie moment Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a kid crushing on his much older manager, and a person who is very upset at his aunt buying a cottage from his mom. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!  

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a woman dealing with a greasy situation with her boyfriend, pretending to get fired at work, and confusion about NFTs and Crypto Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a mother marrying her daughter's fiancé's dad, and a man who feels guilt towards fapping to an Instagram model he befriended. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss contaminating honey with peanuts and not telling someone who is allergic, a creepy stepmom who refers to a woman as her surrogate, and naming your child after your ex's child. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss suing your SO after they have your car taken by the scrapyard, and a man who is best friend's with his ex, who refuses to meet his current girlfriend. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss wearing white to someone else's wedding, sending your daughter away due to anxiety, and an update to a previous submission Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss co-workers getting too close, and checking your blood sugar around people with a phobia of blood Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss selling your house to a coworker, running an at home "daycare," and a listener submission regarding an overbearing mom.   Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com   NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a baby's potentially dumb name, as well as name calling! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss drinking your boyfriend's pee, not listening to last wishes, and speaking out over a spouse's zoom call with their boss. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a tall woman wearing high heels to embarrass her brother, and a daughter finding a woman's photo in her dad's wallet Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss refusing to sell back a guitar when the buyer learned it's true value, fake stock porfolios for the wife, hairdryer issues and more Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss not wanting to drive and a husband's brother who has moved in but stopped going to the bathroom Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ walking in on your parents having sex, favoritism among one's kids, new listener submissions, and petty family stories Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a husband refusing to delete his home made porn with his ex, saying "quack" when you fart, and the return of Missed Connections! Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss Pornhub cheating, co-workers named Dick, and weight issues Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss comparing babies to dogs, and verbal processessing Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a man who fell in love with his ex girlfriend's husband, a woman who refuses to stop calling a guy Princess, and lying about wanting kids. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss eating trigger foods on Zoom calls and volatile girlfriends Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss a woman who is with a man who refuses to divorce his wife, while continuing to live with her, false woke roommates, and if security guards should get a tip Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss the most ridiculous story involving a man finding out that his boyfriend used to consider his twin brother his soul mate. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss reporting a neighbors dogs, calling your spouse the wrong name, being recruited to a cult, and keeping a neighbor's mail. Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!

Sam, Sushie & AJ discuss having one's own sister crochet them something from a pattern online as opposed to supporting an etsy shop, as well as a woman struggling to tell her roommate she wants to live alone Got a Story? Want our thoughts? Send us an e-mail at contact@EveryoneSucksHere.com NEW MINISODES EVERY MONDAY! NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY!