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In this episode of Reddit Readings, we cover top posts from Reddit r/tifu. We hear about regretting reading mom's recipes, fucking up a surgery, molesting a stranger, and many more fuck ups! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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r TIFU TIFU by telling my roommate her boyfriend can't come over anymore TIFU by leaving the baby monitor on during some much-needed alone time TIFU today by trying to feed my sunbeam snake and accidentally becoming a rat mom TIFU by leaving my fiance, who's recovering from abdominal surgery, alone in his recliner TIFU by trying to pick up my 6'2" boyfriend TIFU — All those pretty shoes TIFU because I wanted to crap TIFU during my son's birth. TIFU by Eating Frozen Strawberries, Ended Up in the Hospital TIFU by licking raw chicken. Twice. TIFU by drinking a gallon of cranberry juice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 Intro 0:06 Glory 1:48 Comment 1:57 Stealing 3:26 Cats 5:06 Coffee 7:01 Family plan 8:37 Breakfast 10:33 Weeny 12:49 Adoption Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r TIFU TIFU by forgetting I was wearing wireless earbuds during a Teams meeting TIFU by getting my husband excited at the wrong time. TIFU by trying to impress a Bumble date - spent most of the time in the washroom TIFU by trusting my sober friend to drive my car TIFU by lying to restaurant staff about my grandma‘s ears TIFU by totally missing a girl flirting hard with me TIFU by calling out my coworker in a team meeting TIFU by having Siri call me “Master” TIFU by texting the Mom instead of the Dad TIFU by standing up too quickly TIFU by sending free product to influencers who just took my stuff and ran TIFU by playing tag with my 90-pound Akita ☠️

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r TIFU TIFU by dropping peppermint oil in the bath TIFU: I went to Costco to return something TIFU by letting my boyfriend bought fur scrapes online TIFU by using my cat to test if my girlfriend was cheating TIFU Dumped my first GF for a burrito. TIFU by trying to impress my niece and becoming a party villain TIFU by getting rid of a houseplant TIFU by pocket dialing my detailer TIFU Accidentally Threatened Kidnapping TIFU by trying to save money on a haircut and now I look like a background character in a video game TIFU and Inadvertently told a stranger I'm traveling alone TIFU by deleting 20 years worth of family photos. TIFU: i peed my pants during my permit test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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r TIFU TIFU by finding my wife attractive TIFU by ignoring a mosquito and going back to bed TIFU by hitting my niece TIFU by assuming my coworker was a vampire TIFU by flashing a hotel staff member on our girls' trip

r TIFU TIFU by thinking a disabled child was an owl TIFU by accidentally calling out an emergency code in a hospital waiting room. TIFU: The time I accidentally cheated on a college course. TIFU ignoring my appendicitus TIFU by picking up a "cute little baby mole" TIFU by having turned off highways on google maps for 10months TIFU by assuming my travel luggage was empty before letting a coworker borrow it TIFU by carrying pepper spray in my hip purse. TIFU by taking a trip and forgetting my passport TIFU by throwing away my girlfriends art during bulk trash day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live and learn right?

estimated a 30 minute print time. TIFU by accidentally dumping a ship's entire black water tank into a dry dock and running away TIFU by using my laptop like a boomer for 8 years TIFU by accidentally turning a wholesome first date into shame TIFU by crop dusting a family at Target TIFU I thought I was supposed to check out tomorrow, but it was actually today. I went out early for a hike, the hostel called the police thinking I had disappeared. TIFU: Removed the film on my TV, turns out I wasn't supposed to remove it. IFU by cupping my forehead. I should never go along with what my bf says ever again. TIFU by trying to act fancy at a lobster dinner and accidentally assaulting my boss's wife with seafood TIFU by basically telling a girl that I'm a liar who's going to gaslight her TIFU by being honest at a car crash Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by dropping peppermint oil in the bath TIFU: I went to Costco to return something TIFU by letting my boyfriend bought fur scrapes online TIFU by using my cat to test if my girlfriend was cheating TIFU Dumped my first GF for a burrito. TIFU by trying to impress my niece and becoming a party villain TIFU by getting rid of a houseplant TIFU by pocket dialing my detailer TIFU Accidentally Threatened Kidnapping TIFU by trying to save money on a haircut and now I look like a background character in a video game TIFU and Inadvertently told a stranger I'm traveling alone TIFU by deleting 20 years worth of family photos. TIFU: i peed my pants during my permit test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week Spencer is bringing us another round of TIFU! Next, Madison tells us about the wildly macabre Ganges River. We've got an obituary that is absolutely diabolical, one with some contradictions and so much more!!! INCLUDING some dumb.ass.criminallllllllls! Let's go! Watch us on YouTube: Youtube.com/@obitchuarypodcast Buy our book: prh.com/obitchuaryGet your Merch: wonderyshop.com/obitchuaryCome see us live on tour: obitchuarypodcast.comJoin our Patreon: Patreon.com/cultliterNew episodes come out every Thursday for free, with 1-week early access for Wondery+ subscribers.Follow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram @obitchuarypodcast on TikTokCheck out Spencer's other podcast Cult Liter wherever you're listening!Write to us: obitpod@gmail.comSpencer Henry & Madison ReyesPO Box 18149 Long Beach, CA 90807Sources:https://www.newspapers.com/image/1103028703/?article=db2a31e6-e78f-46aa-b4df-35f64e13107a&terms=beauty%20queenhttps://www.seasmartschool.com/blog/2022/2/17/12-most-polluted-rivers-in-the-worldhttps://www.wilton-photography.com/news-stories/life-and-death-along-the-ghats-of-varanasi#:~:text=When%20only%20ashes%20remain%20these,cannot%20be%20cremated%20in%20Varanasi.https://dornsife.usc.edu/news/stories/death-on-the-ganges/https://www.passporthealthusa.com/2023/12/bathing-in-the-ganges-river/https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28112403https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangeshttps://www.hinduamerican.org/blog/ganga-river-goddesshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghats_in_Varanasihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollution_of_the_Gangeshttps://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/what-became-of-india-s-corpse-eating-turtleshttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/article/the-pyres-of-varanasi-breaking-the-cycle-of-death-and-rebirthhttps://english.kyodonews.net/news/2024/02/0e7f9656dc55-feature-indias-cremation-king-helps-to-bring-salvation-in-modern-times.htmlhttps://www.wired.com/story/india-ganges-river-clean-project/https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/indias-government-once-released-25000-flesh-eating-turtles-ganges-river-180953384/https://www.wect.com/2022/05/12/woman-exits-vehicle-drive-thru-car-crashes-over-chick-fil-a-retaining-wall/https://www.newspapers.com/image/828291399/?article=9dd4051c-67a1-41f2-a7e1-320e6cc1286f&terms=monster%20https://people.com/onlyfans-model-allegedly-poops-car-road-rage-incident-11728123See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Does anyone say FAFO in real life?

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r TIFU TIFU by accidentally proposing in a Home Depot TIFU by getting a tattoo of my mom in a bikini TIFU by sending a breakup text to my mom TIFU by calling in sick to work… then bumping into my boss at the movies TIFU by suplexing my cat and accidentally activating my other introverted cat's final form TIFU withdrawing 800 dollars instead of 800 Mexican pesos TIFU By finding out my friend is racist when I wanted to surprise him. TIFU by rescuing a goldfish that betrayed my little brother's heart TIFU and dropped my only two Epipens off a three story building in a foreign country TIFU giving my stool sample at a laboratory. TIFU By spending 4 hours and 40 dollars to buy something that was just a foot behind me TIFU and my daughter wants to quit dance class! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I'm banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When is it an appropriate time to fight someone?

Who is more of a weirdo, Teresa or Denver?

In this episode, we talk about: losing some GOLDEN content for the FIRST TIME IN SHOW HISTORY, a guy who HATES how much his girlfriend is like that one person from Friends, a smoothie that had some oysters in it or something idk, someone wearing AirPods to an interview and it goes WRONG, a listener who had a dog get in their underwear, and the INFAMOUS poop scale story FINALLY gets read. We also go over some insults to try to find one that BITES in this week's circle jurdge. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to Chewy.com/Judgies to save $20 on your first order and free shipping! ⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  ⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠  Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠  Intro Music by: Iván  ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠  Story Links: Husband said “why did I ever marry you” out of nowhere… My (25 M) roommates (same ages) are mad at me because I have been putting canned oysters in the breakfast smoothies, and they claim they didn't know. TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 8:01 Husband From Friends 23:36 Clam Smoothie 35:48 AirPods Interview 42:28 Break 44:27 CJ: How Offended Are You? 59:23 LS Sound 1:03:29 LS Story 1:09:52 Poop Scale 1:30:27 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of Reddit Readings, we cover top posts from Reddit r/tifu. We hear about proposal plans getting spoiled, a dad kicking his son, having accidental phone sex and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r TIFU TIFU - Telling my 8th grade teacher "Don't drop the soap" TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic TIFU by forgetting to access work platform for 2 years TIFU by trying to do the “right thing” at work and accidentally making things worse TIFU by asking out a married barista TIFU by finding my best friend's husband's emotional affair journal on our shared Google Drive TIFU by naming my dog a slur :( TIFU by being blind TIFU by using baking soda to clean my kitchen floor TIFU by trying to flirt with a guy at the gym and ending up in a full-blown CPR situation

r TIFU TIFU by almost being shot by German police TIFU by re traumatizing my husband during hooked up TIFU by playing a silly game. TIFU by Accidentally Taking a Coma-Inducing Phenibut Dose—Doctor Didn't Believe Me, But I Survived TIFU by using a magic eraser to remove a bar stamp TIFU by giving myself a Brazilian Wax TIFU by wearing new shoes to a wedding and becoming an accidental sideshow TIFU by realising something wholesome about my husband's family. TIFU by lying to a dog charity guy… I now sponsor 2 dogs TIFU by failing math TIFU by craping my pants in public on my birthday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we talk about: two sides of the same divorce story, a person who pavlov'd their boyfriend with M&M's, a person eating a struggle meal consisting of period sock rice, a listener who was messaging a stranger on snapchat, and a father who wanted to punish his son for losing a coat. We also go over foods that Josh thinks are better than they are. ⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out!  ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like)  P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350  Leave a Review!  ⁠⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠⁠  Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠⁠  Intro Music by: Iván  ⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠⁠  Story Links: My wife wants a divorce after I asked her to help me in the yard. What should I do? Married with two toddlers and need advice on husband who thinks I don't contribute equally AITAH for “training” a guy “like a dog”? TIFU by eating my girlfriend's period rice sock DELETED AITA for telling my son that he should wear his sisters old coat to school DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 9:03 Double Feature: Divorce 23:30 Pavloving Boyfriend 31:23 Period Rice Sock 39:12 Break 41:14 CJ: Over Rated Foods 51:43 LS Sound 52:48 Lister Submission 59:28 Wearing Sisters Coat 1:08:54 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r TIFU TIFU by getting too high with my (adult) kid and getting the paramedics called on me Tried to steal fries. Turns out I paid and handed back a bag of fries that I paid for. The universe is funny like that. TIFU by asking my boyfriend for flowers TIFU by calling myself a puppy during a job interview TIFU by accidentally telling my landlord I broke before even fully moving in TIFU by not reading a recipe closely enough TIFU By stealing kills from my SIL resulting on ending the relationship with her and my Brother TIFU By forcing a gas station to shut down TIFU by freezing at the hair dresser and ended up with a colour I hate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU tried to be nice, ended up having a shower door explode in my hands while moving it. Immense regret. Estimates for a new one are around $1000… told my son what "aphrodisiac" means when it was mentioned on a show about oysters, and now he's grossed out and correctly guessed what my husband and I had in mind after dinner. be careful with your portion sizes or you'll end up stuck to the toilet I yelled 'yo mama' in a corporate meeting today forgot i used a thong to tie up my hair and gave it to my friend without realizing. when listening to a video about film editing, I took off my glasses so I could fully immerse myself. Thought I saw a spec fly by and before I could realize what I was looking at I made 2 girls think I was looking at ones butt. I was right about the wasp though. TIFU by inviting my “allergic to water” neighbor into a freshly cleaned pool TIFU allowing the new girl to cut to my hair TIFU by accidentally stealing my brother's eyebrows… forever. TIFU by eating the 4 Horseman Burger challenge from Man vs Food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's really not that hard to say positive things about your partner... right? RIGHT!?!? Become a Patron or YouTube Member for ad-free episodes and bonus stories every Monday and Friday as well as exclusive content:⁠⁠ Cultiv8 Patreon⁠⁠ or⁠⁠ YouTube Membership⁠⁠   Head to ⁠⁠https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast⁠⁠ and use code WIKI50OFF to get 50% off! Head to ⁠⁠https://hometownhero.com/⁠⁠ and use code REDDIT for 20% off your first purchase. (Timestamps are approximate due to dynamic ad insertion. Consider being a Patron or YouTube member for ad-free episodes) On today's Reddit Readings episode we have:(00:00) - Intro(04:16) - My 24M girlfriend 23F is upset at a some pictures I took with my friend 32F. How do I reassurance her?(12:01) - TIFU by asking what a guy who hates me said about me in a group chat(19:43) - Why can't men say anything nice about their wives?(25:52) - TIFU by getting pregnant while doing a Goofy impression. (33:02) - I'm turning more asexual everyday(37:17) - Please marry women without 'wo'(39:12) - Not to be the grammar police but at least spell "Fool" right Be sure to hit like, subscribe, and follow us on all social media platforms for all things Reddit on Wiki! Click here for our Social and Donation Links:⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/redditonwiki Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r TIFU TIFU for feeding my children first even if I am very hungry. TIFU by buying myself a fancy jacket and instantly starting a rumor at work TIFU by buying a bean bag chair for my wife I kept sending the wrong information to my Insurance about my income and eventually ignored them, resulting in me possibly having to pay 10.000€ in back-pay. today I freaked up by opening up old medical records and finding out my memory issues are way worse than I realized. After completing the service, went call the dog owner to pick up their dog ala store pager, but she was already on her way. Left the pager record the next almost 5 minutes of conversation for the whole store to hear me slowly panic about how to turn the recording off. It repeated three times. My friends now genuinely believe I crashed out because of angsty Kasane Teto videos in my search history. Fml didn't pay attention while mopping and got startled by a customer which caused me to bump my head resulting in a huge painful bump, broken glases, damage to my car that I can't afford to fix, and spending money I didn't have on new glasses. Asked for some time off after getting ahead financially, worded the email too vaguely, and my boss thought I was about to quit. Office rumors exploded within a day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some days you just want to forget. Original Posts TIFU by being the worlds most awkward customer. Customer couldn't remember the past 10 minutes apparently Wage theft revenge Idiots trying to make me work for free Learn more about Evergreen Podcasts and Wessler Media. Visit TheRRShow.com Check out our Subreddit Follow us on socials: TikTok Instagram YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

r TIFU TIFU by not realising I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by ending up on Fox News TIFU by accidentally becoming the villain in 40 kids' morning Tried to boost my confidence with a flirty calendar reminder, accidentally shared it with coworkers, now they think I'm either smooth or slowly unraveling. Got super high at the mall, my friend dared me to ask a girl for her number, I somehow pulled it off, then immediately passed out from nerves and woke up to a crowd staring at me in Dunkin' Donuts. I accidentally speedballed myself at work. I spent an hour taking and editing photos in my building's laundry room with “Do Not Disturb” on. My family panicked when I didn't answer, called 999 for a wellness check, and tracked my movements, which were just me trying to get good angles. I told them that if something actually happens to me and they need to show police photos of me, to actually send ones where I don't look hideous. I made a joke at what I thought was a pair of joggers. It turned out one of the joggers was a thief and the other was a victim being actively mugged. My whole office brute forced chunky crap water to spray all over the inside of our building's janitor closet over the course of 2 days. TIFU by remembering to pack everything for a business trip but then forgetting my entire suitcase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Best to keep from using street view for a little while... Original Posts TIFU by getting caught relieving myself by the google streetview car TIFU by accidentally having a framed picture of my electrician on my nightstand TIFU by telling my kids 3 year old's friend not to aim the nerf gun at people.. TIFU by trusting my bank to listen to me and protect my money from scammers TIFU by Calling the Cops on My Own Surprise Party Learn more about Evergreen Podcasts and Wessler Media. Visit TheRRShow.com Check out our Subreddit Follow us on socials: TikTok Instagram YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is it fair to give your significant other equal energy especially when you've asked them to meet you halfway so many times? Become a Patron or YouTube Member for ad-free episodes and bonus stories every Monday and Friday as well as exclusive content: Cultiv8 Patreon or YouTube Membership   Head to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use code WIKI50OFF to get 50% off! (Timestamps are approximate due to dynamic ad insertion. Consider being a Patron or YouTube member for ad-free episodes) On today's Reddit Readings episode we have: (00:00) - Intro (03:35) - I started treating my boyfriend the way he treats me. Shocking - he hates it! lol (16:11) - Bf told me I'm rushing him into marriage after 5 years of dating (24:03) - My boyfriend took me to visit his family for first time and it was one of the creepiest experiences ever (32:59) - TIFU by making my boyfriend a tinder account (40:13) - Cool or Cringe Be sure to hit like, subscribe, and follow us on all social media platforms for all things Reddit on Wiki! Click here for our Social and Donation Links: https://linktr.ee/redditonwiki Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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r TIFU TIFU by going to the toilet Butters Stotch style TIFU Waited too long to do taxes. TIFU and accidentally gave my girlfriend a black eye while sleeping. TIFU by misidentifying my date TIFU by getting my mom addicted to Pokémon cards TIFU by not exiting the elevator at work. TIFU by being the worlds most awkward customer. TIFU by stealing my neighbours cat TIFU by not double checking my email TIFU by choking on a cinnamon stick while trying to impress a girl TIFU by telling my coworker love ya! TIFU by flirting with my friend and meeting her long-term boyfriend at the worst possible moment Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally trauma-bonding with my boss's dog and now he follows me home TIFU. Accidentally went to a networking event for black people… I am white… TIFU by trying to clear ice and accidentally ending up on my neighborhood Facebook group TIFU By Renaming someone's dog TIFU for not drinking enough water for years TIFU I left my door unlocked for 15mins… TIFU by not wearing sunscreen and getting a rare nerve reaction called “heck's itch” and having the worst 30 hours of my life. TIFU by not reading the instructions to my iced coffee TIFU by getting my own insurance TIFU by telling a pregnant woman she should drink ginger tea Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Not everyone's a pro. Original Posts TIFU by trying to shave. TIFU by eating a pancake that went bad in my car and discovering I had cancer TIFU - A series of poor choices Teacher drank chalk/sand coffee I secretly recorded my professor making sexist remarks and got him fired! Learn more about Evergreen Podcasts and Wessler Media. Visit TheRRShow.com Check out our Subreddit Follow us on socials: TikTok Instagram YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The power of a prank is stronger than you may think. Original Posts TIFU by canceling my roommate's favorite TV show. BONUS! Article from the original post Sir, you're being scammed. Shut my mouth and do what I was told?...absolutely! Sorry sir, you can't enter (your) building You autorized it. You take the fall. Learn more about Evergreen Podcasts and Wessler Media. Visit TheRRShow.com Check out our Subreddit Follow us on socials: TikTok Instagram YouTube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen to all my reddit storytime episodes in the background in this easy playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_wX8l9EBnOM303JyilY8TTSrLz2e2kRGWatch my videos in full on my YouTube channel (you even get to see my face!): https://www.youtube.com/Redditor This is the Redditor podcast! Here you will find all of Redditor's best Reddit stories from his YouTube channel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen to all my reddit storytime episodes in the background in this easy playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_wX8l9EBnOM303JyilY8TTSrLz2e2kRGWatch my videos in full on my YouTube channel (you even get to see my face!): https://www.youtube.com/Redditor This is the Redditor podcast! Here you will find all of Redditor's best Reddit stories from his YouTube channel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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