Funny Girl

After a short daydream stopped me in my tracks, I had to have a self-discussion about why I'm feeling lonely. And maybe how I always have been. Here's what came of that.

I'm talking about myself with an especially jazzy voice like always. This time it's about coming out as bisexual, my un-faith-ing journey, and the big ass question mark that my brain is right now.

I had a bad day. A really bad one. High stress, lots of sweating, hate-scrolling, and crying, wishing for a reprieve. So, I crawled into my closet, got out my podcasting floor pillow, and spoke into my phone again.

I was a Christian... not only that, I was a BAPTIST. A Republican!! Oh god. Here’s some stories. Admittedly *not funny* and probably emotional and frustrating. Let’s do this.

I start from my earliest memories of being obsessed with Santa all the way to my intense Virgo energy about Christmas this year with my little bubble of friends. This... episode is a doozy. Buckle up. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen, I know that it’s been a minute, but I have been GROWING AND CHANGING! AF! I’ve got a new found love for my Peloton... I’m that girl now. And I’m a n00b, but ready to talk about my health journey’s starting line. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I decided I wanted to talk to you at length about my childhood, but in a way that isn’t linear at all and mostly flows like leaves in the wind!! If you don’t know about leaves and wind, just watch Pocahontas. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen, ugh, I know I said I would little take a dump on a large I-wanna-say marble seal that exists in the middle of a courtyard at my Alma Mater. And I’m here to tell that I meant it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What a YEAR we’re in!??! Let’s talk about the real stuff!! Also, don’t skip the ad? Maybe? I put it at the end bc I love you, so just let it play, it’s SHORT and makes me MONEY!!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Yep. I’m oversharing after an emotional and exhausting week, simply because I can!! I want to to help you get after what you want in life, tackle that dream and make it your beech. And I guess I just wanna talk about the gunk in my brain that has been clogging my pipes so we can Drano that sh*t together. Beware!! This may make you emotional! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen, I’m not here to behavior-shame, but also, yes I am! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen here, bud, I’m not holding back on ANYTHING in this episode. This is ALL the stuff your mom warned you about, and also a few jokes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I am a connoisseur of the American rendition of The Office, and in these trying times, I’m mediating on a few of the lovely, simple things I’ve gleaned from it’s episodes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Can you handle the heat? What about the cold? Large gusts of wind? How about that humidity, huh?? Anyway, this is a Q&A episode where Jonathan (@jo0o0nathan) my best friend of NINE YEARS HOLY SHARTS writes questions so he can learn new things about me, and get to the BOTTOM of it all. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The long awaited Q&A episode! You asked, I answered—- well, I *asked* you to ask, so let’s be real about who is the narcissist here, Cheryl. It’s me. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Okay guys, I’m walking you through what I’m learning in this one. Learning PAINFULLY, and trying to laugh my butthole off as I go. Join me, won’t you!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

If you’ve ever wanted to hear me say “holy balls” twice in half an hour... here’s your chance! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Here goes, bitches! Oatmilk (Oatly), cold brew, Korean food, reusable makeup stuff, the THINK DIRTY app, the Fabulous app, Thrive Fitness, NoCrumbsLeft, Monday.com, Slack, Profesh nails, first class flights, Aerie leggings, oversized tees, mustard, facials (microneedling), Regal Unlimited, fish and chips from NZ, Chicken Bonz traditions, Amazon Smile, Dawn of Isles.

Listen up, coffee snobs! It’s me, one of you, who is coming up on the end of her stint as a barista, and I wanna help you be the best dang customer you can BE.

Hi, I’m Brooklyn, a millennial talking into my iPhone because I have stuff to say. Get ready to laugh and feel uncomfortable but only after you really THINK about what I said, like in the shower later.