Geshcast

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We're back or whatever. Weclome to this barely legal, barely edited show! Who knows what awaits you?  www.patreon.com/geshcast 

Marriage eh? Whether you're married or not, there's no denying that marriage is a thing. Come on now. You can't even argu- oh for fuck sake. This episode we delve into the DARK SYDE of wedlock with 4 grim tales - some news - and of course some FUN. Make sure to check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/geshcast And follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast 

So a long time ago we recorded a special experimental NEW FORMAT with our good pal Paula McGuire. It obviously didn't work, alright? But it's funny in places. So listen to this while we prepare to come back! Remember to pledge-ure yourself on Patreon: www.patreon.com/geshcast Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast Follow Paula on Twitter: www.twitter.com/pmusttryharder 

We're bored and we're back! A quick roundup of games patter, testing out HOME RECORDING etc so pls bear with us. Or leave, there's the door mate. www.patreon.com/geshcast www.twitter.com/geshcast 

Games are HUGE right now so it's time to look back at the last generation with a CRITICAL EYE.   Geshcast X Evolution returns...and promises to be...out of this world!   Other jokes will happen and I swear to god they are better.   Support our eventual return on Patreon: www.patreon.com/geshcast Or follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast 

You're probably not going to understand just how lucky you are to be listening to this show, tbh. That means 'to be honest', btw. It was a true Festive Miracle (FM) that the Quadratic Brotherhood managed to synchronise their schedules so close to their respective Festive Holidays (FH). It's more likely that the Laser Spectroscope would align with the Nexus of Sominus. Wee Howard the Duck joke for you there. So please enjoy the show, or don't - it's entirely your prerogative and God Knows we couldn't care less. Please remember to pledge-ure yourself on Patreon over at www.patreon.com/geshcast where you can hear our TIMED EXCLUSIVE sister podcast GRAVEBOY ADVANCE. Also follow us on Twitter at www.twitter.com/geshcast and our Social Media Manager (SMM) Ed Davis will be more than happy to help you. Things are a bit tricky with the kids, Sean and Becky - but he gets paid a fair wage for his toil so don't worry about it.  Thank you for your support over 2019 folks. And remember - without Geshcast, you're nothin'

Goin' underground etc etc. Y'know? Anyway listen this was a great episode from a long time ago. So I don't know what to tell you. Please support SNES Season 4 by visiting our Patreon: www.patreon.com/geshcast And follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast

It's time to celebrate that continent we know so well. Also remember this was recorded in a different time, so we make a lot of Toto jokes. It wasn't played out back then. We were pioneers. Please support SNES Season 4 by visiting our Patreon: www.patreon.com/geshcast And follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast

Christmas is of course, our Halloween. Time to celebrate that, non? Please support SNES Season 4 by visiting our Patreon: www.patreon.com/geshcast And follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast  

Deck the halls with boughs of scary! It's Halloween - our Christmas! Celebrate this most special occasion with the Quadratic Brotherhood and enjoy games, frights, deep personal insights and a visit from a very special gift-giver! Remember, without Geshcast - you're nothin' Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast Pledge-ure yourself on Patreon to access our special TIMED Exclusive Extra Episode: www.patreon.com/geshcast  

Howdy folks - and weclome to another excitin' day on the ranch. This episode we're hootin' and hollerin' about the goings-on of ghouls and ghosts from America's OLD WEST. Don't get too scared though because we still know how to have fun! There'll be news, games and a LOT MORE. Evidence locker:   HAUNTED DOLL SAYS I WANT TO BURN YOUR EYES:   https://paranormalglobe.com/2019/07/14/haunted-doll-is-heard-saying-i-want-to-burn-your-eyes/   ERIC CLAPTON AND URI GELLAR TERROR FLIGHT:   https://twitter.com/theurigeller/status/1134596455535206400   Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast Pledge-ure yourself on Patreon: www.patreon.com/geshcast  

Bonjour! The Quadratic Brotherhood make their return to the world of podcasting, if you can believe it. A new batch of ghouls and creeps compete to become REAL! Plus your usual dose of paranormal news, fun and of course EGG-WATCH. If you enjoy the show and want more - access our timed exclusive Patreon episode over at www.patreon.com/geshcast Thanks for your support - and remember; Without Geshcast, you're nothin'

Look, up in the sky! What even is that? Some kinda monster or somethin' huh?  Anyway listen this is a classic episode! So the quality of the recording isn't great - but the quality of the CONTENT is undeniable!   SNES SERIES 4 ARRIVES VERY SOON! Gavin

Supernatural Entertainment System Season 4 is SO CLOSE! In the meantime please enjoy these tales from our god damned homeland. Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast and of course you can pledge-ure yourself on www.patreon.com/geshcast  

Another WHIRLWIND Classix Episode for you to poop on.  As the Quadratic Brotherhood gears up for ANOTHER run at greatness - listen back to the origins of the show. Warning - this episode is VERY raunchy.

While we wait the return of the Quadratic Brotherhood - why not listen to a long-lost episode of Supernatural Entertainment System?   Because it’s a little stilted and lacking in polish? Okay fair enough.   Still here? Well get ready for the ORIGINAL mix of fright of delight - as we investigate Vampires from around the world!   www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast www.twitter.com/geshcast  

Everything must come to an end. Even your precious favourite podcast. We look back on the last two years - and mine NEW information nuggets from those hairy cult holes. QUIZZES. SOME VERY LONG QUIZZES, TOO. Cult of Geshcast is taking a break - but that isn't the end of Geshcast Podcasts. We'll be back soon, to transform your day into an adventure. http://www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast http://www.twitter.com/geshcast   HONOUR ROLL OF FOLKS WHO SUBMITTED AUDIO FOR THIS SHOW: Guy Woodward Lovely Owen Stuart Ower Kami Toman Aaaaron the Armoire Jim the Schoolgirl Seb Konig Paul Farrell Will Holmes      

It's the start - of something new.  Not just fantastic lyrics from High School Musical - but an apt way to discuss the future of Geshcast over the next ten episodes. Not simply content with making the UKs Number ONE Cult, we're determining which of these things is best. THE X-MEN OR NANDOES. Come and listen, or don't! The Patreon Show also has a glimpse behind the damned curtaine. www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast www.twitter.com/geshcast    

Hello fellow enthusiasts of both Manga and Seinfeld! Do we ever have a treat for you. What a show. What an IDEA. Anyway - look, listen it's going to be alright. Follow us on twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast And don't forget to support the Patreon because we foresee it taking a dip soon: www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast    

Hello fellow Cyborgs, This episode is all about shedding our disgusting human bodies and marrying a toaster. Maybe? This is the FINAL SHOW before Cult of Geshcast LIVE so definitely listen right until the end. A semi-welcome friend returns to the show and quizzes Gavin relentlessly.  Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast Follow on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast 

It's Christmas time, our Halloween - so time to celebrate with a brand new Supernatural Entertainment System! Join the Quadratic Brotherhood on a rambunctious rummage through rotten rivers of rank rubbish. Which beast will be chosen to be brought into the real world? Also - fun, games and perhaps a SPECIAL GUEST? We hope everyone has a very special Festive season - and remember, without Geshcast, you're nothin'.   Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast 

This is it, folks. This time I know it's the real thing. I can't believe what I'm feelin'. Cult of Geshcast returns with a grim tale of branding, filth and the extended DC Universe. We also reveal the date of our LIVE SHOW as well as the details on the 2018 CHRISTMAS MUNCH. Get ready - and leave those umbrellas at home.   Follow us on twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast And remember to pledge-ure yourself on the Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast  

INITIATES REJOICE! Halloween is our Christmas - so it's YOUR Christmas? See how that works? Maybe you can wrap your mind around this later, with a bit of effort. What better Christmas gift than the return of the Quadratic Brotherhood? An actual episode of the podcast you usually listen to? Ah well look listen this is better. Supernatural Entertainment System is BACK for a special Episode - and while we prepare the next episode of Cult of Geshcast - you can enjoy the sultry tones of Gav, Phill, Gerry and of course Kris last. Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast www.twitter.com/snes_podcast Pledge-ure yourself on Patreon!  www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast

This is a pretty wild one, folks. We do a deep dive into the cult of Freemasonry.  This might be our last episode, y'know? Y'know that way? Spooky stuff.   Anyway, let's assume it's not our last episode: www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast www.twitter.com/geshcast 

Greetings Mortals, Does anyone read this? Let us know. In this episode we're answerin' questions since we had turned our thoughts to more important things. Like it or love it, folks. Follow us on twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast Become an Initiate on Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast 

Whoah there, whoah whoah whoah - is that a... is that a....   ...is that a new episode of Cult of Geshcast?   It is! We look directly into the stars for our latest episode on UNIVERSE PEOPLE.   If you want to become an Initiate of Cult of Geshcast - simply pledge $1  www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast   www.twitter.com/geshcast  - follow us on Twitter or don't even.

Your Cult Leaders are BACK!   The Cult of Geshcast is investigating the cults of history - taking the best rule from each and incorporating them into one SUPER CULT.   This episode we investigate MEN WHO WOULD BE CHRIST. Vissarion and Apollo Quiboloy - pussy-lickers of the highest order.   More FUN. More N.E.I.L. More FUN.   If you want to be part of the Cult of Geshcast - visit www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast   Also follow us on Twitter or don’t: www.twitter.com/geshcast

Hey how's it goin - KNEEL!   Hopefully you're reading this from a kneeling position now - but if not, this text based format means you can kneel and then resume reading without much hassle.   This episode your leaders/idols look into the People's Church and the Jonestown Massacre.    To help us make sense of this grim patter, we've got a special little buddy to help us out!    www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast www/twitter.com/geshcast  

WE HAVE RETURNED! If you can believe it, we have returned after a longer than usual break. All sorts going on, let me tell you. This episode: The Raëlians! Mad UFO nuggets who may or may not be the nicest, spunkiest lot yet. If you want to become an INITIATE of Cult Of Geshcast, visit the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast   I definitely know we said we'd put something in the show notes but I'll be damned if I can remember what it is.   Make sure to also follow us on Twitter

Welcome to our BEAGLE SPECIAL! This episode we investigate the Branch Davidians, David Koresh and the shocking events of the seige in WACO TEXAS. Also Gavin has a cold so be prepared to hear him BLOW HIS NOSE. Also, lots of fun BIBLE JOKES, BREAKFAST FACTS and of course KNEEL. Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/geshcast

Jerhume Brunnen-G, Initiates! Your founders have returned! Praise the founders!    This episode we gave YOU the reins, letting you choose the topic of this episode. You chose the Matamoros Suicide Cult, so this is on you.   We have grim tales of brains in bowls, spines in brine and of course some fun games.   Follow us on Twitter to be involved in the NEXT horseshit poll. www.twitter.com/geshcast

Episode Seven is all about CHRISTMAS and the FESTIVE SEASON because our initial plans fell through and we needed something quick for you rubes.   We have a lot of fun games, some grim Christmas stories for all you macabre ghouls out there and of course INITIATIONS.    Try not to get too excited but also the 2017 GESHIES arrived in style, with a lot of BIG WINNERS.   Have a good festive season, folks - and remember - you're nothin' without Geshcast!    

Legends return with a new in depth investigation into the world's toughest gang.  Can we salvage any positives from these dispicable desperados that could help make the world a better place? Find out TODAY. Remember if you need a ladder, give us a shout.

Your cult founders are back! Another bumper episode, looking at the bad basses of Aum Shinrikyo from the island nation of Japan. Hope you like BOGUS STUFF, everyone! All your favourite segments are here. Cult Status. Cult Status and of course Cult Status.   Follow us on twitter or don't: www.twitter.com/geshcast   Definitely check the Patreon:  www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast

Set Phasers on 'Annihilate', everyone because we are tired of your shit! Only joking. We joke around in this cult for gosh sakes. Take that stick outta yer butte. This episode looks almost exclusively at the cult behaviours exhibited in Star Trek Fandom. There are even games and that, if you like that kind of crud. We are SO CLOSE to having enough members to either Ascend or Do A Live Show (DOLS) so remember and plug the Patreon to your friends. www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast www.twitter.com/geshcast  

Jerhume Brunnen-G, Initiates and Potential Initiates alike! Look, some personal mishaps have befallen your beloved founders but do not lose hope. We have created a primer/bridge episode before we get into the meat and potatoes of episode 4 - THE CULT OF STAR TREK. Enjoy it or don't. If you want even MORE, visit our Patreon page to gain UNFETTERED ACCESS to our member-only archive. www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast

The quest to create the perfect community continues. This time we delve deep into the dishwater to seek out the positives from one of Americas most infamous cult icons - Charles Manson. What happened? When? Why? What? When? and of course what? Cult of Geshcast hold tight and never break a promise. Thanks to our patreon followers.

Geshcast continue their lofty endevour of constructing the ultimate collective by learning from the biggest and best around. This time one of the biggest, Scientology. What lessons can we learn, what should we avoid - we find out right now. (there's a lot of stuff to avoid)   Join us today! @geshcast www.geshcast.com https://www.patreon.com/cultofgeshcast

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